Fell Taint Pulsar

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#1

senorpenor42

May 19, 2009 17:28:31
This is an actual monster in the new MM2. It is an abberant tentacle monster... "Insubstantial Alien Predator from a twisted realm of madness, Fell Taints kill by generating insanity and despair in their victims. These unnaturral horrors slip between worlds where and when the boundaries thin."



LOLWTF (if it's not weird enough look at the title again)

Other varieties include the Fell Taint Lasher, Thought Eater, and Warp Wender. Take from this what you will.

EDIT: Just realized, a main Fell Taint power is "Tentacle Caress"
#2

Armisael

May 19, 2009 18:34:43
...Tell me that's a joke. I can't believe they're seriously mixing tentacle **** with Stephen King's It and cosmic events.
#3

senorpenor42

May 20, 2009 7:50:24
...Tell me that's a joke. I can't believe they're seriously mixing tentacle **** with Stephen King's It and cosmic events.

also they're called fell taints :P
#4

MechaPilot

May 20, 2009 15:46:02
...Tell me that's a joke. I can't believe they're seriously mixing tentacle **** with Stephen King's It and cosmic events.

I think they mean caress an in the "caress of madness", not as in tentacle hentai. Please bear in mind that tentecled aberrations (in the spirit of Lovecraftian horror) are creatures of mind-wrecking impossibility, so the madness thing is likely what they meant.

That being said, tentacled creatures have been fetish fuel for some people's tentacle fantasies for a long time now. I'd be surprised if the shadow of such a thing didn't accidentally show through now and then (the subconscious mind working as it does).
#5

senorpenor42

May 20, 2009 16:12:46
keep in my what a taint is slang for.
#6

zombie_babies

May 20, 2009 16:13:58
keep in my what a taint is slang for.

Holy crap, dood. We got it. Really. It's not all that obscure. Do you giggle every time you see someone type out "but"? Derp derp. Jeebus!
#7

KillerGM

May 20, 2009 16:20:45
Holy crap, dood. We got it. Really. It's not all that obscure. Do you giggle every time you see someone type out "but"? Derp derp. Jeebus!

LMAO. My thoughts exactly.

It's a shame when such a great word as "taint" becomes fodder for juvenile minds. *sigh*
#8

toastedamphibian

May 20, 2009 16:28:07
His name is Mr.*****, what did you expect?
#9

EscherEnigma

May 20, 2009 16:33:59
Wait, 'taint' is slang for something now? I hate looking at ubrandictionary...
#10

toastedamphibian

May 20, 2009 16:35:43
Its the area between the ******* and the ******

Edit: DAMNIT!
#11

EscherEnigma

May 20, 2009 16:36:27
Note to self: apparently perineum is too difficult a word for people, so they had to come up with slang for it.
#12

toastedamphibian

May 20, 2009 16:36:33
It's the area between the sack and the butt.
Mabey that will work.
#13

KillerGM

May 20, 2009 16:37:49
His name is Mr.*****, what did you expect?

Hey, I didn't say I was surprised by it. :P
#14

MechaPilot

May 20, 2009 16:44:09
Note to self: apparently perineum is too difficult a word for people, so they had to come up with slang for it.

I believe the term realtes to a joke about how "it taint yer and it taint yer ".
#15

senorpenor42

May 20, 2009 20:13:22
Holy crap, dood. We got it. Really. It's not all that obscure. Do you giggle every time you see someone type out "but"? Derp derp. Jeebus!

Ok so now it's not ok to find something off about a fricking Fell Taint that carresses with its tentacles? Sorry I'm so "immature," dood.


I'm also sorry that you feel like writing that on the internet instead of like... writing a campaign or whatever the ****
#16

toastedamphibian

May 20, 2009 21:27:56
*teehee* Mr. ***** wants to wrassle!
#17

senorpenor42

May 21, 2009 6:16:18
*teehee* Mr. ***** wants to wrassle!

>_< that was my WoW name for years, it's hard to let go of those things.
#18

zombie_babies

May 21, 2009 8:48:59
Ok so now it's not ok to find something off about a fricking Fell Taint that carresses with its tentacles? Sorry I'm so "immature," dood.


I'm also sorry that you feel like writing that on the internet instead of like... writing a campaign or whatever the ****

Here's a tip. If people ain't laughin' after your first "hi-larious" observation, it's a safe bet that they won't laugh the second time you stretch to point it out. Or the third. Or the fourth. Or the ... ;)

Oh, btw, the day I take any guff from some kid named Mr Dong is the day that this stupid taint joke is actually funny to someone over the age of 14. Good luck, champ.
#19

senorpenor42

May 21, 2009 15:14:40
Here's a tip. If people ain't laughin' after your first "hi-larious" observation, it's a safe bet that they won't laugh the second time you stretch to point it out. Or the third. Or the fourth. Or the ... ;)

Oh, btw, the day I take any guff from some kid named Mr Dong is the day that this stupid taint joke is actually funny to someone over the age of 14. Good luck, champ.

well **** if I can't post potty humor in off topic where can I?
#20

toastedamphibian

May 21, 2009 15:27:22
Oh, you can post it. We will just mock you and / or ignore you.
#21

zombie_babies

May 21, 2009 15:31:48
well **** if I can't post potty humor in off topic where can I?

See below:

Oh, you can post it. We will just mock you and / or ignore you.

Thanks, TA. :P
#22

archyneir

May 21, 2009 15:34:58
Call me dumb (I know you will!), but I don't get this whole "taint" joke. How is "taint" some kind of obscene potty-humor reference? Maybe I just like my English over urbandictionary english, but I'm at a loss...

#23

zombie_babies

May 21, 2009 15:36:27
Check posts 10, 11 and 12 in this very thread for your answer. Reading every post ftw! :P
#24

archyneir

May 21, 2009 15:37:15
I did, and I still don't understand how anyone can associate anything obscene with the word "taint".
#25

zombie_babies

May 21, 2009 15:38:26
Ahh. Proximity to both genitals and back door, mayhap?
#26

archyneir

May 21, 2009 15:40:02
Okay... so? See? This is what I mean. I don't get the joke. Either it's too over my head or I just don't see the humor in obscure potty-jokes.
#27

zombie_babies

May 21, 2009 15:43:47
I choose option number two (Oh ****. Did I just accidentally set up another 8th grade joke? I kid, I kid. Umm. No I don't. :P). It's really not all that funny.

EDIT: In other words, nothin' to see here. ;)
#28

dirtyfrank

May 21, 2009 15:48:41
Do you giggle every time you see someone type out "but"?

*Tee hee* :D


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#29

zombie_babies

May 21, 2009 15:51:08
*Tee hee* :D


[INDENT]:P [/INDENT]

You said Tee! That's like the first letter in *******! Bwahahahaha! :P
#30

archyneir

May 21, 2009 15:52:40
You people are nutz.
#31

cherubaddon

May 21, 2009 15:53:33
Welcome to the club.
#32

praedoran

May 21, 2009 16:00:43
You people are nutz.

Hmm, so if they're nutz, and he's calling someone an *******, does that mean the Fell Taint lives between us, slipping into worlds where the dimensional fabric is thin?
#33

toastedamphibian

May 21, 2009 16:02:41
No.
#34

EscherEnigma

May 21, 2009 17:07:07
Okay... so? See? This is what I mean. I don't get the joke. Either it's too over my head or I just don't see the humor in obscure potty-jokes.

If it makes you feel any better, I'm not entirely sure how "taint" being slang for the perineum is "potty humor" either.

Then again, I'm not so sure what's funny about any of the stuff concealed by swim trunks. Or when "taint" became slang for perineum (seriously, this thread is the first I've heard of such slang).
#35

toastedamphibian

May 21, 2009 17:10:09
I thought they already told you, its from some stupid old joke that centers around "taint" being a word unfamiliar to alot of poeple that they have nonetheless heard that also happens to be a near homonym to the non-word 'aint'.
#36

archyneir

May 21, 2009 17:16:12
... Uh sure. If you say so. :D
#37

pigknight

May 21, 2009 17:17:35
Wow...


...Are you 13? Senorpenor42....
#38

baneofelves

May 21, 2009 17:18:14
#39

pigknight

May 21, 2009 17:18:57
Bane: Are you laughing at my retort or Senorpenor?
#40

toastedamphibian

May 21, 2009 17:21:07
I don't know about bane, but I'm laughing that you just now noticed his name is Mr. *****, despite it being pointed out HOURS ago.
#41

baneofelves

May 21, 2009 17:22:03
I'm laughing at all of it.
#42

EscherEnigma

May 21, 2009 17:26:40
I thought they already told you, its from some stupid old joke that centers around "taint" being a word unfamiliar to alot of poeple that they have nonetheless heard that also happens to be a near homonym to the non-word 'aint'.

Meh, I wouldn't call that potty humor. Tasteless and poorly educated, maybe, but not potty humor. I also don't think it's funny. Then again, jokes that basically revolve around not knowing the word for something don't strike me as funny at all.
#43

toastedamphibian

May 21, 2009 17:26:57
I'm laughing at all of it.

So the 'full senor' then?
#44

toastedamphibian

May 21, 2009 17:27:46
Meh, I wouldn't call that potty humor. Tasteless and poorly educated, maybe, but not potty humor. I also don't think it's funny. Then again, jokes that basically revolve around not knowing the word for something don't strike me as funny at all.

I never claimed it to be funny. Only that it is stupid.
#45

baneofelves

May 21, 2009 17:28:55
I'm just laughing at the stupidity loaded in this thread.
#46

archyneir

May 21, 2009 17:29:40
Well I don't feel as badly now, seeing as how someone else didn't understand nor think the "joke" was funny, or indeed even a "joke". I feel slightly less stupid then normal.
#47

toastedamphibian

May 21, 2009 17:30:51
It's one of thoes jokes that would make a druken third grader look at you like your retarded. Kind of like the talking muffin joke, only with infinetly less win.
#48

baneofelves

May 21, 2009 17:31:13
Well I don't feel as badly now, seeing as how someone else didn't understand nor think the "joke" was funny, or indeed even a "joke". I feel slightly less stupid then normal.

I got the joke. I just thought it was dumb.
#49

baneofelves

May 21, 2009 17:31:46
It's one of thoes jokes that would make a druken third grader look at you like your retarded. Kind of like the talking muffin joke, only with infinetly less win.

So even my drunken idiocies last night wasn't this pathetic?
#50

pigknight

May 21, 2009 17:32:06
Ditto. I think Senorpenor is 13.
#51

EscherEnigma

May 21, 2009 17:33:41
Kind of like the talking muffin joke, only with infinetly less win.

... talking muffin joke? I'm unfamiliar with this, and I suspect that's a good thing.
#52

toastedamphibian

May 21, 2009 17:39:36
Two Muffins are sitting in an oven. The first Muffin turns to the second Muffin and says;

Show
"Boy, it sure is hot in here!"
#53

KillerGM

May 21, 2009 17:41:45


That's a great joke! :D
#54

archyneir

May 21, 2009 17:41:58
That's so lame, it's hilarious!
#55

toastedamphibian

May 21, 2009 17:43:11
Exactly. The taint joke is, I belive, a failed attmpt at this. It tried to be lame enough to be funny, but just ended up being lame.
#56

senorpenor42

May 21, 2009 18:30:36
Ditto. I think Senorpenor is 13.

See, I can make all the serious posts I want but when I see a glaringly bizarre monster in the MM that is so ripe for potty humor I come to OT.

I am not 13, but that I was acting 13 is legit. Anyways sorry for a bad post, now move on with your pathetic lives.
#57

archyneir

May 21, 2009 18:32:20
Yes, sir! {salutes}

Now... where did I leave that Troll-Off spray...
#58

toastedamphibian

May 21, 2009 18:41:02
Troll off spray? I would have expected that to be a roll on.
#59

archyneir

May 21, 2009 18:42:15
#60

pigknight

May 21, 2009 20:07:42
Do you apply directly to the forehead?
#61

zombie_babies

May 22, 2009 8:38:14
Do you apply directly to the forehead?

No, it's applied directly to the penor. :P
#62

Greater_Lammasu

May 26, 2009 11:27:31
I think they mean caress an in the "caress of madness", not as in tentacle hentai. Please bear in mind that tentecled aberrations (in the spirit of Lovecraftian horror) are creatures of mind-wrecking impossibility, so the madness thing is likely what they meant.

That being said, tentacled creatures have been fetish fuel for some people's tentacle fantasies for a long time now. I'd be surprised if the shadow of such a thing didn't accidentally show through now and then (the subconscious mind working as it does).

Which I think is actually tied to General MacArthur so....... yeah.
#63

lofgren

May 26, 2009 14:36:15
I, for one, cannot believe that anybody would be so crass as to mix DnD and tentacle ****. Really, what has the world come to? What happened to classic, tasteful monsters, like this one: