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| #1senorpenor42May 19, 2009 17:28:31 | This is an actual monster in the new MM2. It is an abberant tentacle monster... "Insubstantial Alien Predator from a twisted realm of madness, Fell Taints kill by generating insanity and despair in their victims. These unnaturral horrors slip between worlds where and when the boundaries thin." LOLWTF (if it's not weird enough look at the title again) Other varieties include the Fell Taint Lasher, Thought Eater, and Warp Wender. Take from this what you will. EDIT: Just realized, a main Fell Taint power is "Tentacle Caress" |
| #2ArmisaelMay 19, 2009 18:34:43 | ...Tell me that's a joke. I can't believe they're seriously mixing tentacle **** with Stephen King's It and cosmic events. ![]() |
| #3senorpenor42May 20, 2009 7:50:24 | ...Tell me that's a joke. I can't believe they're seriously mixing tentacle **** with Stephen King's It and cosmic events. also they're called fell taints :P |
| #4MechaPilotMay 20, 2009 15:46:02 | ...Tell me that's a joke. I can't believe they're seriously mixing tentacle **** with Stephen King's It and cosmic events. I think they mean caress an in the "caress of madness", not as in tentacle hentai. Please bear in mind that tentecled aberrations (in the spirit of Lovecraftian horror) are creatures of mind-wrecking impossibility, so the madness thing is likely what they meant. That being said, tentacled creatures have been fetish fuel for some people's tentacle fantasies for a long time now. I'd be surprised if the shadow of such a thing didn't accidentally show through now and then (the subconscious mind working as it does). |
| #5senorpenor42May 20, 2009 16:12:46 | keep in my what a taint is slang for. |
| #6zombie_babiesMay 20, 2009 16:13:58 | keep in my what a taint is slang for. Holy crap, dood. We got it. Really. It's not all that obscure. Do you giggle every time you see someone type out "but"? Derp derp. Jeebus! |
| #7KillerGMMay 20, 2009 16:20:45 | Holy crap, dood. We got it. Really. It's not all that obscure. Do you giggle every time you see someone type out "but"? Derp derp. Jeebus! LMAO. My thoughts exactly. It's a shame when such a great word as "taint" becomes fodder for juvenile minds. *sigh* |
| #8toastedamphibianMay 20, 2009 16:28:07 | His name is Mr.*****, what did you expect? |
| #9EscherEnigmaMay 20, 2009 16:33:59 | Wait, 'taint' is slang for something now? I hate looking at ubrandictionary... |
| #10toastedamphibianMay 20, 2009 16:35:43 | Its the area between the ******* and the ****** Edit: DAMNIT! |
| #11EscherEnigmaMay 20, 2009 16:36:27 | Note to self: apparently perineum is too difficult a word for people, so they had to come up with slang for it. |
| #12toastedamphibianMay 20, 2009 16:36:33 | It's the area between the sack and the butt. Mabey that will work. |
| #13KillerGMMay 20, 2009 16:37:49 | His name is Mr.*****, what did you expect? Hey, I didn't say I was surprised by it. :P |
| #14MechaPilotMay 20, 2009 16:44:09 | Note to self: apparently perineum is too difficult a word for people, so they had to come up with slang for it. I believe the term realtes to a joke about how "it taint yer and it taint yer ". |
| #15senorpenor42May 20, 2009 20:13:22 | Holy crap, dood. We got it. Really. It's not all that obscure. Do you giggle every time you see someone type out "but"? Derp derp. Jeebus! Ok so now it's not ok to find something off about a fricking Fell Taint that carresses with its tentacles? Sorry I'm so "immature," dood. I'm also sorry that you feel like writing that on the internet instead of like... writing a campaign or whatever the **** |
| #16toastedamphibianMay 20, 2009 21:27:56 | *teehee* Mr. ***** wants to wrassle! |
| #17senorpenor42May 21, 2009 6:16:18 | *teehee* Mr. ***** wants to wrassle! >_< that was my WoW name for years, it's hard to let go of those things. |
| #18zombie_babiesMay 21, 2009 8:48:59 | Ok so now it's not ok to find something off about a fricking Fell Taint that carresses with its tentacles? Sorry I'm so "immature," dood. Here's a tip. If people ain't laughin' after your first "hi-larious" observation, it's a safe bet that they won't laugh the second time you stretch to point it out. Or the third. Or the fourth. Or the ... ;) Oh, btw, the day I take any guff from some kid named Mr Dong is the day that this stupid taint joke is actually funny to someone over the age of 14. Good luck, champ. |
| #19senorpenor42May 21, 2009 15:14:40 | Here's a tip. If people ain't laughin' after your first "hi-larious" observation, it's a safe bet that they won't laugh the second time you stretch to point it out. Or the third. Or the fourth. Or the ... ;) well **** if I can't post potty humor in off topic where can I? |
| #20toastedamphibianMay 21, 2009 15:27:22 | Oh, you can post it. We will just mock you and / or ignore you. |
| #21zombie_babiesMay 21, 2009 15:31:48 | well **** if I can't post potty humor in off topic where can I? See below: Oh, you can post it. We will just mock you and / or ignore you. Thanks, TA. :P |
| #22archyneirMay 21, 2009 15:34:58 | Call me dumb (I know you will!), but I don't get this whole "taint" joke. How is "taint" some kind of obscene potty-humor reference? Maybe I just like my English over urbandictionary english, but I'm at a loss...![]() |
| #23zombie_babiesMay 21, 2009 15:36:27 | Check posts 10, 11 and 12 in this very thread for your answer. Reading every post ftw! :P |
| #24archyneirMay 21, 2009 15:37:15 | I did, and I still don't understand how anyone can associate anything obscene with the word "taint". |
| #25zombie_babiesMay 21, 2009 15:38:26 | Ahh. Proximity to both genitals and back door, mayhap? |
| #26archyneirMay 21, 2009 15:40:02 | Okay... so? See? This is what I mean. I don't get the joke. Either it's too over my head or I just don't see the humor in obscure potty-jokes. |
| #27zombie_babiesMay 21, 2009 15:43:47 | I choose option number two (Oh ****. Did I just accidentally set up another 8th grade joke? I kid, I kid. Umm. No I don't. :P). It's really not all that funny. EDIT: In other words, nothin' to see here. ;) |
| #28dirtyfrankMay 21, 2009 15:48:41 | Do you giggle every time you see someone type out "but"? *Tee hee* :D [INDENT]:P [/INDENT] |
| #29zombie_babiesMay 21, 2009 15:51:08 | *Tee hee* :D You said Tee! That's like the first letter in *******! Bwahahahaha! :P |
| #30archyneirMay 21, 2009 15:52:40 | You people are nutz. |
| #31cherubaddonMay 21, 2009 15:53:33 | Welcome to the club. |
| #32praedoranMay 21, 2009 16:00:43 |
Hmm, so if they're nutz, and he's calling someone an *******, does that mean the Fell Taint lives between us, slipping into worlds where the dimensional fabric is thin? |
| #33toastedamphibianMay 21, 2009 16:02:41 | No. |
| #34EscherEnigmaMay 21, 2009 17:07:07 | Okay... so? See? This is what I mean. I don't get the joke. Either it's too over my head or I just don't see the humor in obscure potty-jokes. If it makes you feel any better, I'm not entirely sure how "taint" being slang for the perineum is "potty humor" either. Then again, I'm not so sure what's funny about any of the stuff concealed by swim trunks. Or when "taint" became slang for perineum (seriously, this thread is the first I've heard of such slang). |
| #35toastedamphibianMay 21, 2009 17:10:09 | I thought they already told you, its from some stupid old joke that centers around "taint" being a word unfamiliar to alot of poeple that they have nonetheless heard that also happens to be a near homonym to the non-word 'aint'. |
| #36archyneirMay 21, 2009 17:16:12 | ... Uh sure. If you say so. :D |
| #37pigknightMay 21, 2009 17:17:35 | Wow... ...Are you 13? Senorpenor42.... |
| #38baneofelvesMay 21, 2009 17:18:14 | ![]() |
| #39pigknightMay 21, 2009 17:18:57 | Bane: Are you laughing at my retort or Senorpenor? |
| #40toastedamphibianMay 21, 2009 17:21:07 | I don't know about bane, but I'm laughing that you just now noticed his name is Mr. *****, despite it being pointed out HOURS ago. |
| #41baneofelvesMay 21, 2009 17:22:03 | I'm laughing at all of it. |
| #42EscherEnigmaMay 21, 2009 17:26:40 | I thought they already told you, its from some stupid old joke that centers around "taint" being a word unfamiliar to alot of poeple that they have nonetheless heard that also happens to be a near homonym to the non-word 'aint'. Meh, I wouldn't call that potty humor. Tasteless and poorly educated, maybe, but not potty humor. I also don't think it's funny. Then again, jokes that basically revolve around not knowing the word for something don't strike me as funny at all. |
| #43toastedamphibianMay 21, 2009 17:26:57 | I'm laughing at all of it. So the 'full senor' then? |
| #44toastedamphibianMay 21, 2009 17:27:46 | Meh, I wouldn't call that potty humor. Tasteless and poorly educated, maybe, but not potty humor. I also don't think it's funny. Then again, jokes that basically revolve around not knowing the word for something don't strike me as funny at all. I never claimed it to be funny. Only that it is stupid. |
| #45baneofelvesMay 21, 2009 17:28:55 | I'm just laughing at the stupidity loaded in this thread. |
| #46archyneirMay 21, 2009 17:29:40 | Well I don't feel as badly now, seeing as how someone else didn't understand nor think the "joke" was funny, or indeed even a "joke". I feel slightly less stupid then normal. |
| #47toastedamphibianMay 21, 2009 17:30:51 | It's one of thoes jokes that would make a druken third grader look at you like your retarded. Kind of like the talking muffin joke, only with infinetly less win. |
| #48baneofelvesMay 21, 2009 17:31:13 | Well I don't feel as badly now, seeing as how someone else didn't understand nor think the "joke" was funny, or indeed even a "joke". I feel slightly less stupid then normal. I got the joke. I just thought it was dumb. |
| #49baneofelvesMay 21, 2009 17:31:46 | It's one of thoes jokes that would make a druken third grader look at you like your retarded. Kind of like the talking muffin joke, only with infinetly less win. So even my drunken idiocies last night wasn't this pathetic? |
| #50pigknightMay 21, 2009 17:32:06 | Ditto. I think Senorpenor is 13. |
| #51EscherEnigmaMay 21, 2009 17:33:41 | Kind of like the talking muffin joke, only with infinetly less win. ... talking muffin joke? I'm unfamiliar with this, and I suspect that's a good thing. |
| #52toastedamphibianMay 21, 2009 17:39:36 | Two Muffins are sitting in an oven. The first Muffin turns to the second Muffin and says; Show "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" |
| #53KillerGMMay 21, 2009 17:41:45 | ![]() That's a great joke! :D |
| #54archyneirMay 21, 2009 17:41:58 | That's so lame, it's hilarious! |
| #55toastedamphibianMay 21, 2009 17:43:11 | Exactly. The taint joke is, I belive, a failed attmpt at this. It tried to be lame enough to be funny, but just ended up being lame. |
| #56senorpenor42May 21, 2009 18:30:36 | Ditto. I think Senorpenor is 13. See, I can make all the serious posts I want but when I see a glaringly bizarre monster in the MM that is so ripe for potty humor I come to OT. I am not 13, but that I was acting 13 is legit. Anyways sorry for a bad post, now move on with your pathetic lives. |
| #57archyneirMay 21, 2009 18:32:20 | Yes, sir! {salutes} Now... where did I leave that Troll-Off spray... ![]() |
| #58toastedamphibianMay 21, 2009 18:41:02 | Troll off spray? I would have expected that to be a roll on. |
| #59archyneirMay 21, 2009 18:42:15 | ![]() |
| #60pigknightMay 21, 2009 20:07:42 | Do you apply directly to the forehead? |
| #61zombie_babiesMay 22, 2009 8:38:14 | Do you apply directly to the forehead? No, it's applied directly to the penor. :P |
| #62Greater_LammasuMay 26, 2009 11:27:31 | I think they mean caress an in the "caress of madness", not as in tentacle hentai. Please bear in mind that tentecled aberrations (in the spirit of Lovecraftian horror) are creatures of mind-wrecking impossibility, so the madness thing is likely what they meant. Which I think is actually tied to General MacArthur so....... yeah. |
| #63lofgrenMay 26, 2009 14:36:15 | I, for one, cannot believe that anybody would be so crass as to mix DnD and tentacle ****. Really, what has the world come to? What happened to classic, tasteful monsters, like this one: |