Flooding in missouri.

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#1

Cpt_Micha

Apr 26, 2011 11:04:47
www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42762039/ns/weather...

"I'm not worried. This is my favorite time of the year," 20-year-old Brandon Andrews said, pledging to ride out the flood in his trailer home, even as water lapped against its sides. He didn't have a boat and the water was already too high to drive through, but Andrews said he had been to the store and stocked up on hot dogs, chili and necessities"  - one of the people interviewed.

Seriously dude? You live in a Trailer. Trailers Suck, they offer no protection against any hazardous climate, you can end up swept away, or killed as the thing collapses in on itself. It doesn't even have a Foundation.



While I wish those in Missouri well, and the best of luck in avoiding the floods people like this guy are just asking for the Darwin award.  I mean really I was an early 20 something, hell even at my most "I'm invincible!" teenager years... yeah I'd still have the damn sense to get to Higher ground.
#2

bone_naga

Apr 26, 2011 11:41:57
I'm guessing he isn't expecting water to be a problem...
#3

pluisjen

Apr 26, 2011 11:49:57
Sounds like a cleansing flood to me. I don't see the problem.
#4

zombie_babies

Apr 26, 2011 12:16:33
If he eats enough hot dogs and chili, he'll have a cleasing flood of his own to deal with.
#5

zombie_babies

Apr 26, 2011 12:24:03
No way, dood.  Processed meat like that is a stomach flush waiting to happen.
#6

zombie_babies

Apr 26, 2011 12:53:42
Well of course there's ... there's ... umm ... yeah, good question.
#7

homicidal_squirrel

Apr 26, 2011 15:15:19
There is meat in hot dogs?



Well of course there's ... there's ... umm ... yeah, good question.


That all depends on how you define "meat."
#8

homicidal_squirrel

Apr 26, 2011 15:25:19
Hmmmm.... Meat is animal proteins?

Leather boots are made with animal proteins.


When referring to hot dogs, it depends on how you define "animals." 
#9

zombie_babies

Apr 26, 2011 15:40:44
Man do I hope so.
#10

Jharii

Apr 26, 2011 15:42:05
Do balloon animals count as "animal"? 

As much as your blow-up doll counts as a real woman.