| Post/Author/DateTime | Post |
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| #1MaxpersonApr 28, 2011 0:15:26 | Florida should be kicked out of the Union |
| #2capitan_estabanApr 28, 2011 2:10:20 | I don't know. You were pretty quick to blame republicans for the birther movement that was started by the blues and even had Hillary camp lawyers filing motions. |
| #3pluisjenApr 28, 2011 3:41:12 | Wow, are we specifically looking for stupid news from Florida or is there just no way to avoid the crap they're pulling these days? |
| #4JhariiApr 28, 2011 6:54:00 | I don't know. You were pretty quick to blame republicans for the birther movement that was started by the blues and even had Hillary camp lawyers filing motions. I guess it's okay when Dems do it to other Dems. Pretty funny that Phil Berg also was the one that went after Bush in court for 9/11, another one of those sick tactics. Now the guy speaks at Tea Party gatherings while being a lifetime contributor to the NAACP. And he's a Democrat. Funny stuff. Pretty interesting interview with him from over a year ago. It sounds awfully familiar. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YUQTyzAIWw |
| #5homicidal_squirrelApr 28, 2011 7:07:08 | Floida republicans are a special group. They like to distinguish themselves from other republicans in very special ways. This guy Stearn is an special kind of idiot among Florida idiots. It should be expected. He's from Ocala. It's one of those small towns where stupid meets moron and procreate to produce dumb-f s. In any case... Sept. 11 responders in the committee room at the time mostly shook their heads at the move, which Democrats accepted on a voice vote after battling to bar other amendments on abortion and immigration that might have killed the bill What do abortion and imigration have to do with this bill? It's ridiculous all the unrelated additions that are made to bills. |
| #6Cpt_MichaApr 28, 2011 7:23:29 | I vote to kick Florida out of the union. Honestly, we as a country can't be seen with these these....... "people" anymore. |
| #7homicidal_squirrelApr 28, 2011 7:31:59 | I vote to kick Florida out of the union. But wher would you send all those seniors to die retire? |
| #8Cpt_MichaApr 28, 2011 7:38:43 |
Out of Country, to Florida! You see, Senators should never be allowed to vote, the best option for this is to revoke their citizenship, and exile them out of country. |
| #9homicidal_squirrelApr 28, 2011 7:48:58 |
I completely agree. Senators should not be allowed to vote. We should beat them with shovels instead. it would be more productive. |
| #10Cpt_MichaApr 28, 2011 7:56:14 | Why stop with shovels? |
| #11jesse.two.coinsApr 28, 2011 8:31:34 | Stop bashing all Floridians! Wtf is yalls problem. I don't care if you have an issue with someone from here, its the same as saying only asians can eat rice. Theres stupid people everywhere, don't bash me and HS unless you have a reason. A good one, please. |
| #12Cpt_MichaApr 28, 2011 8:36:33 | Stop bashing all Floridians! Wtf is yalls problem. I don't care if you have an issue with someone from here, its the same as saying only asians can eat rice. Theres stupid people everywhere, don't bash me and HS unless you have a reason. A good one, please. You haven't been paying much attention to your politicians have you? Or your state's news in general. Most of which HS of all people has posted, infact he's the among the most fervent to see the state Bulldozed I believe. |
| #13jesse.two.coinsApr 28, 2011 8:41:23 | Stop bashing all Floridians! Wtf is yalls problem. I don't care if you have an issue with someone from here, its the same as saying only asians can eat rice. Theres stupid people everywhere, don't bash me and HS unless you have a reason. A good one, please. I'm not a politician am I? Like I said, its a shock to log in and see everyone bashing you for something you had no idea about. |
| #14MaxpersonApr 28, 2011 9:14:55 |
No spin needed. A Republican came up with it and a Democrat seconded it, said it made a lot of sense and called it to vote. ;) Edit: I will add that the Democrat was from my State of California. The State that held the title of weirdest State until Florida took it from us (Thank you Florida!) |
| #15MaxpersonApr 28, 2011 9:16:14 | Wow, are we specifically looking for stupid news from Florida or is there just no way to avoid the crap they're pulling these days? I had no idea this even happened until I was watching Jon Stewart and it jumped out and hit me upside the head. Score one for the "no way to avoid" crowd ![]() |
| #16MaxpersonApr 28, 2011 9:17:44 | I vote to kick Florida out of the union. To another Country called Florida where we would no longer have to pay for them!! It's brilliant! ;) |
| #17MaxpersonApr 28, 2011 9:44:08 | Stop bashing all Floridians! Wtf is yalls problem. I don't care if you have an issue with someone from here, its the same as saying only asians can eat rice. Theres stupid people everywhere, don't bash me and HS unless you have a reason. A good one, please. First, clearly not everyone in Florida is stupid, but the percentage of this country's stupid stories that make it into the news coming from Florida is higher than anywhere else. Second, the populace elects the crazy politicians and in the vast majority of cases, politicians are crazy PRIOR to election. Third, if we're not singling you out personally, then it isn't a personal attack. Currently, Florida is the craziest/stupidest/weirdest State in the Union and it seems hell bent on not letting any other State get close to taking the title. |
| #18zombie_babiesApr 28, 2011 9:45:27 | Doods, everything south of Ohio should be expelled from the union. Take New York and Cali while you're at it, too. Hell, you could even kick everybody south of Akron, OH out. ![]() |
| #19boraxeApr 28, 2011 10:01:13 | Floida republicans are a special group. They like to distinguish themselves from other republicans in very special ways. This guy Stearn is an special kind of idiot among Florida idiots. It should be expected. He's from Ocala. It's one of those small towns where stupid meets moron and procreate to produce dumb-f I have a friend who is a high school teacher in Ocala (he moved to Florida to be closer to his retired parents). He would not disagree with you. |
| #20TimmehApr 28, 2011 10:04:35 | Was that a Quadripost by you Max, or did some fiery vitrol get extinguished? |
| #21MaxpersonApr 28, 2011 10:11:37 | Was that a Quadripost by you Max, or did some fiery vitrol get extinguished? No, it was 4 consecutive posts. I can't get multi-post to work for some reason. Not sure if it's user error or not. |
| #22homicidal_squirrelApr 28, 2011 10:27:42 | Why stop with shovels? Who said anything about stopping with shovels? That’s just how I intend to open up every session. Stop bashing all Floridians! Wtf is yalls problem. I don't care if you have an issue with someone from here, its the same as saying only asians can eat rice. Theres stupid people everywhere, don't bash me and HS unless you have a reason. A good one, please. No one is bashing you. It is a bashing of our idiot politicians. Besides, it's all in good fun. By the way, "yalls'... that made me laugh. You haven't been paying much attention to your politicians have you? Or your state's news in general. I don’t want to bulldoze the state. We have beautiful places here. I’d like to run a bulldozer over most, if not all, politicians. I’d like to start with the governor… and his mom. I'm not a politician am I? Like I said, its a shock to log in and see everyone bashing you for something you had no idea about. I only strive to educated... yes... that sounds about right. So yeah, when you read these ridiculous articles about our idiot politicians, I hope that it makes you realize we need to get them the hell out of office. You're old enough to vote. In the coming elections I hope you remember all the stupidity on display here and vote to get rid of these idiots. First, clearly not everyone in Florida is stupid, but the percentage of this country's stupid stories that make it into the news coming from Florida is higher than anywhere else. Second, the populace elects the crazy politicians and in the vast majority of cases, politicians are crazy PRIOR to election. Third, if we're not singling you out personally, then it isn't a personal attack. The rest of the states are just too lazy and lack the motivation to be number one. ![]() Doods, everything south of Ohio should be expelled from the union. Take New York and Cali while you're at it, too. Hell, you could even kick everybody south of Akron, OH out. I think it’s going to take more than just a few states. What we need to do is go house to house evaluating everyone. Those who fail get fed into Micha’s truck. |
| #23JhariiApr 28, 2011 10:30:10 | I don’t want to bulldoze the state. We have beautiful places here. I’d like to run a bulldozer over most, if not all, politicians. I’d like to start with the governor… and his mom. Florida's just hanging there like an appendage. Just gather them all up, lop off a big hunk of it, and push it into the ocean. Cuba could use the company. |
| #24boraxeApr 28, 2011 10:32:14 | I'm not a politician am I? Like I said, its a shock to log in and see everyone bashing you for something you had no idea about. You seem to have a real issue with taking personally things that are not directed at you. You might want to seek help for that as it will likely lead to a great deal of unhappiness in your life. |
| #25homicidal_squirrelApr 28, 2011 10:33:22 | I don’t want to bulldoze the state. We have beautiful places here. I’d like to run a bulldozer over most, if not all, politicians. I’d like to start with the governor… and his mom. I'd rather just toss the people into the ocean. They make great fish food. |
| #26JhariiApr 28, 2011 10:35:17 | I'm not a politician am I? Like I said, its a shock to log in and see everyone bashing you for something you had no idea about. Going around looking to be offended is a new American tradition. |
| #27homicidal_squirrelApr 28, 2011 10:37:40 | I'm not a politician am I? Like I said, its a shock to log in and see everyone bashing you for something you had no idea about. I am offended by this. |
| #28zombie_babiesApr 28, 2011 11:46:04 | They make great fish food. From the comments:
Wut? Damn, seems the stupidity is spreading. Oh well, at least the sharks wizened up and swam the hell away from Florida. ![]() EDIT: For some reason, I read it again. This guy has to be one one of the dumbest people to ever figure a computey machine. Somehow he thinks these 100k sharks could feed the world and we could kill just enough of 'em to not harm the population, too. He also thinks that the large number of sharks is indicative of a massive loss of baitfish. Umm, no. If the food goes, so goes the predator. 'Oddities' like fish and bird die offs that are unexplained? Sure, if you didn't bother to read the explanations that also explained that these events are pretty common. And a pole shift is gonna release a bunch of gas and kill us all. Well, I can think of one person that won't be missed if that actually happens. What a loon. |
| #29homicidal_squirrelApr 28, 2011 12:09:31 | From the comments: I can see why you think this guy is a loon. The problem is that he does not seem to be very proficient with the English language. A few years ago I started working as an interpreter. I still do it from time to time. Ot pays extremely well for very little effort. I will now translate what this individual said, so you will be able to understand what was being said. There are alot of oddities going on as of late. There are things happening that I don’t understand so… ancient aliens did it. Most speculate or offer words of illiteracy towards each matter as commentary, but truly do not know the real and specific reason as to just why their occurances. I can’t read or write. These are just random key strokes that miraculously make up familiar words. While indeed sharks do exist in the ocean in warm water areas, the sheer mass of them is an issue. When I was a child, I saw the documentary Jaws. It scared the hell out of me. Sharks are out to kill us. Run!!! Alot of them could be used as an advantage of the situation, to provide food for many people while not reducing the population to a minimal degree. We should enlist them into the armed forces. They are exemplary hunters. Like any true hunter, they shoot to kill, and they eat what they kill. We just have to make sure they don’t kill off all out enemies. We won’t have a slave population to work for us. The chasing after baitfish without any or much success and their absence of a matter of great concern. The number of sharks do seem to indicate the baitfish has met with problems and needs attention of addressing as well. Some sharks have been known to get drunk and swim in circles. This is disturbing for our future military forces. Many oddities such as fish kills and bird deaths unexplained within the interior of the country as well as the pole shift into which I sense is the trigger of it all and the earth will react violently releasing toxic gases and earthquakes and such. The sharks have betrayed us! They have learned to fly and have mounted laser beams on their heads. Currently they are developing a giant magnet to change the earth’s poles to shift. This will end human civilization as we know it. our technology will fail, and we will be enslaved by the sharks! Wildlife is the early detectors and we should heed their warnings. Our only hope is to bow down and worship out squirrel overlords. They, and they alone, are capable of stopping the shark assault. |
| #30zombie_babiesApr 28, 2011 12:41:56 | After reading the translation, it makes a lot more sense. Thanks! The most disturbing bit, I think, is that his comment was positively rated overall. Wowsah. |
| #31homicidal_squirrelApr 28, 2011 13:05:14 | After reading the translation, it makes a lot more sense. Thanks! Well, it was an article about West Palm Beach. Donald McDonald Trump has a house there. My guess, he has contaminated the local populace with his idiot virus. |
| #32zombie_babiesApr 28, 2011 15:19:08 | It's certainly possible. I hear it's transmitted by coming into contact with shed hair. |
| #33Cpt_MichaApr 28, 2011 16:27:25 | Just FYI I don't think the truck can eat The Hair, or The Donald. There has to be a soul present in the body in order for a proper feeding to occurr. If there is not one, my truck gets cranky and trust me you don't want to see Doom Truck cranky. |