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Florida Man

Post/Author/DateTime Post
#1
EscherEnigma
Feb 21, 2013 21:21:14 [link]

How did I not already know about this? It's an endless stream of crazy whacky Florida news...
#2
Pontiac
Feb 21, 2013 21:41:50 its like all you can fathom white trash!
#3
The_Silversword
Feb 21, 2013 22:59:22 Awesome, makes Ohio look totally normal by comparison.
#4
dapatman
Feb 22, 2013 7:46:33 Wow. I knew Florida was the "Only in America..." of America, but seeing it all in one place like that is just unbelievable.
#5
zombie_babies
Feb 22, 2013 9:47:53
Awesome, makes Ohio look totally normal by comparison.

Cuz for some inexplicable reason Ohio seems to be #2 in kwazy news. I blame it on southern 'Ohio'. You know, West Virginia. The stuff way down south. Like, past Akron an' junk.
#6
Klirshon
Feb 22, 2013 10:40:22 You keep stating that but it is incorrect. Southern "Ohio" is Kentucky. The only reason it is considered Ohio is due to some humans preferring to use rivers as borders.
#7
zombie_babies
Feb 22, 2013 11:44:22 Kentucky, West Virginia ... is there really a difference? Da Souf is Da Souf is Da Souf.
#8
Cpt_Micha
Feb 22, 2013 12:07:28 It could be worse ZB, you could share a border with Tennessee.
#9
zombie_babies
Feb 22, 2013 12:13:17 That would be pretty terrible. I just don't like all these gap toothed southerners who claim my state as their own just cuz some silly map says it is. Losers.
#10
EscherEnigma
Feb 22, 2013 20:17:35 Florida man strikes again! Well, accidentally. [he left ammo in the oven].
#11
Hipster_Dog
Feb 22, 2013 20:30:54 Well it was concealedand he had a permit for that, so I guess no criminal negligence there.

And I bet she attacked that oven and it was self-defense.
#12
Mad_Jack
Feb 22, 2013 21:54:55
Kentucky, West Virginia ... is there really a difference? Da Souf is Da Souf is Da Souf.

Well, Kentucky doesn't have the Moth Man... If anyone will actually admit to having seen the Richard Gere movie, I once did Rocky Horror in Point Pleasant, WV, the town where that stuff supposedly happened. One of the locals was acting as a guide for me on a supply run to Wallyworld and she was like, "Yeah, my uncle was on the bridge when that happened..." I wisely just nodded and said nothing.
(The town is on top of a mountain, but the basement of the local movie theatre is flooded with four feet of water, lol. The record store had about two racks of cds and the rest was all Moth Man merch... It's actually a pretty place and a pretty nice town, though.)

#13
The_Silversword
Feb 23, 2013 9:04:31
Kentucky, West Virginia ... is there really a difference? Da Souf is Da Souf is Da Souf.

It could be worse ZB, you could share a border with Tennessee.

Damn Michiganers!
#14
zombie_babies
Feb 25, 2013 8:27:03
Florida man strikes again! Well, accidentally. [he left ammo in the oven].

Did whoever wrote this just ... not ask why he stored them in the oven? Like, I think that's pretty much the heart of the story.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 EscherEnigma Feb 21, 2013 21:21:14	[link] How did I not already know about this? It's an endless stream of crazy whacky Florida news...
#2 Pontiac Feb 21, 2013 21:41:50	its like all you can fathom white trash!
#3 The_Silversword Feb 21, 2013 22:59:22	Awesome, makes Ohio look totally normal by comparison.
#4 dapatman Feb 22, 2013 7:46:33	Wow. I knew Florida was the "Only in America..." of America, but seeing it all in one place like that is just unbelievable.
#5 zombie_babies Feb 22, 2013 9:47:53	Awesome, makes Ohio look totally normal by comparison. Cuz for some inexplicable reason Ohio seems to be #2 in kwazy news. I blame it on southern 'Ohio'. You know, West Virginia. The stuff way down south. Like, past Akron an' junk.
#6 Klirshon Feb 22, 2013 10:40:22	You keep stating that but it is incorrect. Southern "Ohio" is Kentucky. The only reason it is considered Ohio is due to some humans preferring to use rivers as borders.
#7 zombie_babies Feb 22, 2013 11:44:22	Kentucky, West Virginia ... is there really a difference? Da Souf is Da Souf is Da Souf.
#8 Cpt_Micha Feb 22, 2013 12:07:28	It could be worse ZB, you could share a border with Tennessee.
#9 zombie_babies Feb 22, 2013 12:13:17	That would be pretty terrible. I just don't like all these gap toothed southerners who claim my state as their own just cuz some silly map says it is. Losers.
#10 EscherEnigma Feb 22, 2013 20:17:35	Florida man strikes again! Well, accidentally. [he left ammo in the oven].
#11 Hipster_Dog Feb 22, 2013 20:30:54	Well it was concealedand he had a permit for that, so I guess no criminal negligence there. And I bet she attacked that oven and it was self-defense.
#12 Mad_Jack Feb 22, 2013 21:54:55	Kentucky, West Virginia ... is there really a difference? Da Souf is Da Souf is Da Souf. Well, Kentucky doesn't have the Moth Man... If anyone will actually admit to having seen the Richard Gere movie, I once did Rocky Horror in Point Pleasant, WV, the town where that stuff supposedly happened. One of the locals was acting as a guide for me on a supply run to Wallyworld and she was like, "Yeah, my uncle was on the bridge when that happened..." I wisely just nodded and said nothing. (The town is on top of a mountain, but the basement of the local movie theatre is flooded with four feet of water, lol. The record store had about two racks of cds and the rest was all Moth Man merch... It's actually a pretty place and a pretty nice town, though.)
#13 The_Silversword Feb 23, 2013 9:04:31	Kentucky, West Virginia ... is there really a difference? Da Souf is Da Souf is Da Souf. It could be worse ZB, you could share a border with Tennessee. Damn Michiganers!
#14 zombie_babies Feb 25, 2013 8:27:03	Florida man strikes again! Well, accidentally. [he left ammo in the oven]. Did whoever wrote this just ... not ask why he stored them in the oven? Like, I think that's pretty much the heart of the story.