For you Star Wars fans in the Tavern.

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#1

Klirshon

Apr 04, 2012 8:11:30
First you should locate some "brain bleach".

Then if you are a bit of a masochist, read this article and watch the video contained within.

You will know when to apply the brain bleach.

Remember afterwards that George Lucas loves your money.
#2

Cpt_Micha

Apr 04, 2012 8:20:43
Someone will pay for this. Pay Dearly. And it will not be my wallet.

Much like the prequels coming out in 3D I'm just skipping anything from Lucas at this point, Clone wars the show aside. 
#3

Klirshon

Apr 04, 2012 9:24:37
I have already seen implications about it belonging in the "Trash Compactor".

Those machines don't deserve this sort of rubbish.
#4

zombie_babies

Apr 04, 2012 11:52:48
I'm gonna buy a 360 and Kinect just so I can buy this game and play it.  Cuz I wanna keep ol' Georgy workin' on new Star Wars crap so he can prove to everyone - even the most devoted Star Bores fan - once and for all that Star Trek is the infinitely superior franchise.
#5

ADHadh

Apr 04, 2012 12:20:49
I thought it was hilarious. At first I thought it would be even better if it was LEGO Star Wars, but having a realistic render makes it more ridiculous.
Nice.
#6

homicidal_squirrel

Apr 04, 2012 13:34:38
I don't see the problem with this game. Star Wars has always sucked. 
#7

Cpt_Micha

Apr 04, 2012 18:44:55
I'm gonna buy a 360 and Kinect just so I can buy this game and play it.  Cuz I wanna keep ol' Georgy workin' on new Star Wars crap so he can prove to everyone - even the most devoted Star Bores fan - once and for all that Star Trek is the infinitely superior franchise.



Star Wars got Bioware.

Star Trash got Cryptic /debate over. 
#8

jetshield

Apr 04, 2012 19:53:36
I'm gonna buy a 360 and Kinect just so I can buy this game and play it.  Cuz I wanna keep ol' Georgy workin' on new Star Wars crap so he can prove to everyone - even the most devoted Star Bores fan - once and for all that Star Trek is the infinitely superior franchise.



Star Wars got EA.

Star Trash got Cryptic


They both suck.
#9

Klirshon

Apr 04, 2012 19:56:19
The problem with this game is not whether Star Wars is good or terrible. The issue is that its mere existence is torturous to machines force to play it. Machines don't want to be forced to watch you dance like morons... do that amongst your friends.
#10

The_Silversword

Apr 05, 2012 23:07:39
I just got one word to say: LOL!
#11

sfdragon

Apr 05, 2012 23:10:47
truly this is the workings of the dark side







of if you'd rath duel