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#1 chapien Jul 17, 2009 23:18:54	Last year, there was a little (big) thread. A Play-by-post Role-playing thread with no rules, except for the fact of no DM. I plan on re-introducing this thread. Now, if anyone would want to join, just post here, and we'll get started!:D
#2 pigknight Jul 17, 2009 23:22:30	Hey, there was totally a DM. <---
#3 chapien Jul 17, 2009 23:46:58	Hey, there was totally a DM. <--- Um, not really...
#4 pigknight Jul 17, 2009 23:52:52	I didn't really do anything but still.
#5 chapien Jul 17, 2009 23:53:56	I didn't really do anything but still. Eh?
#6 owls_and_more_owls Jul 17, 2009 23:55:58	Yes, I will be the Owl.
#7 chapien Jul 17, 2009 23:56:25	Yes, I will be the Owl. For some reason, I'm not surprised.
#8 owls_and_more_owls Jul 17, 2009 23:57:12	For some reason, I'm not surprised. You're just jealous because Owls are awesome.
#9 chapien Jul 17, 2009 23:58:02	Alright, seriously. Are we going to do this or what?
#10 pigknight Jul 18, 2009 0:16:31	I'll play Lloyd.
#11 owls_and_more_owls Jul 18, 2009 0:26:44	Well I didn't post in the last thread so I don't really know how this works.
#12 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jul 18, 2009 0:35:22	Maybe I'll use the doppelganger psion I've been considering.
#13 chapien Jul 18, 2009 20:32:28	Well, the rules are really quite simple. There is no system in place, it is simply pure RP, sort of like a play, but all improv. You get control of one player only though, and anyone can get us started!
#14 pigknight Jul 18, 2009 22:26:25	Hmmm...I was thinking of doing an adventurer's school free-form rp.
#15 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jul 18, 2009 23:21:36	A figure in a hooded robe stood on a bluff outside (insert city name here). Beneath the hood, the creature's features were oddly androgynous and expressionless. The figure concentrated for a moment, and it suddenly appeared to be a human male with short, black hair and a goatee. With a faint smile, Kethin of the Thousand Faces started towards the city, telepathically scanning the surrounding area for threats. (Anyone think they need to see his stats?)
#16 owls_and_more_owls Jul 18, 2009 23:24:51	((What version? 3.5 or 4? Or does it even matter?))
#17 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jul 18, 2009 23:31:11	(4E. I feel the need to stat it up so I have access to an RP aid. Nothing is better for RP than limits.)
#18 chapien Jul 19, 2009 19:03:25	OOC This takes place in the default D&D PoL setting. You can stat him if you will, but it won't make much of a difference in the RP
#19 The-Mage-King Jul 20, 2009 16:25:00	[Dramatic Voice]A wander wearing a hooded cloak stepped into the light of a bar. "Hmm. Master, what do you make of this mysterious warp we have made?" He asked, even though he was alone. "Meh. I've had worse. Now, my side kick, go burn some idiots!" "Yes, sir!" [/Dramatic Voice] ...What? Is it a crime to re-use some characters that got wasted because someone decided to quit running the last Edition War and no one could decide what to do? No, it is not. Also, the crzy duo is 3.5 stated. Even in a 4.0 world. Yes, they are that annoying.
#20 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jul 25, 2009 13:03:06	Landrus of the Order of the Blazing Sun, holy paladins deticated to Pelor, stood warily by the gatehouse of the city. He was supposed to be off duty, but he had insisted on taking the night shift this cold knight so that the other, less experienced knights could rest. He was in command of the small unit of guards also on the night guard. He thought he saw a figure approaching, so he pointed his bulls-eye lantern toward where he thought he saw the figure approaching from. Yep, there was definntly a figure approaching. He asked, "Who goes there?" Smirking beneath his hood, Kethin bent his psionic might to manipulate the paladin and said "A wanderer. Now, let me pass without further questions." (If it's italicized and colored, it's what he's using his power to try to make someone do.) (Edit: And now for stats Stats ====== Created Using Wizards of the Coast D&D Character Builder ====== Kethin of the Thousand Faces, level 10 Changeling, Psion Discipline Focus: Telepathy Focus Background: Occupation - Merchant (+2 to Bluff) FINAL ABILITY SCORES Str 8, Con 13, Dex 10, Int 20, Wis 11, Cha 20. STARTING ABILITY SCORES Str 8, Con 13, Dex 10, Int 16, Wis 11, Cha 16. AC: 23 Fort: 16 Reflex: 20 Will: 24 HP: 66 Surges: 7 Surge Value: 16 TRAINED SKILLS Arcana +15, Insight +12, Bluff +19, Diplomacy +15 UNTRAINED SKILLS Acrobatics +5, Dungeoneering +5, Endurance +6, Heal +5, History +10, Intimidate +10, Nature +5, Perception +5, Religion +10, Stealth +5, Streetwise +10, Thievery +5, Athletics +4 FEATS Psion: Alchemist Level 1: Discipline Adept Level 2: Precise Mind Level 4: Melee Training (Intelligence) Level 6: Implement Expertise (staff) Level 8: Toughness Level 10: Shapeshifting Contortionist POWERS Psion at-will 1: Mind Thrust Psion at-will 1: Memory Hole Psion daily 1: Ravening Thought Psion utility 2: Intellect Fortress Psion at-will 3: Betrayal Psion daily 5: Crisis of Identity Psion utility 6: Mind Shadow Psion at-will 7: Mind Break (replaces Mind Thrust) Psion daily 9: Sensory Onslaught Psion utility 10: Intellect Leech ITEMS Adventurer's Kit, Magic Githweave Armor +3, Staff of Gathering +2, Dagger FORMULAS Keen Oil, Flashbang Powder, Thunderstone, Acidic Fire, Blastpatch, Dragonfire Tar, Tanglefoot Bag, Alchemist's Fire, Alchemist's Frost ====== Copy to Clipboard and Press the Import Button on the Summary Tab ======
#21 turbowombat Jul 26, 2009 14:58:52	[Dramatic Voice]A wander wearing a hooded cloak stepped into the light of a bar. "Hmm. Master, what do you make of this mysterious warp we have made?" He asked, even though he was alone. "Meh. I've had worse. Now, my side kick, go burn some idiots!" "Yes, sir!" [/Dramatic Voice] Inside the bar an elf with keen senses overhears the conversation, but firmly decides the best course of action is to tend to his drink and avoid eye contact. Luckily, he didn't particularly care for idiots.
#22 RUMPLESTIX Jul 26, 2009 15:07:18	sorry.
#23 chapien Jul 26, 2009 16:59:26	Landrus squinted and said, "Um... sure, why not..." and ordered for the gate to be opened. Once the man was inside the gate, Landrus realised that he shouldn't of let the man in! He quickly began to pursue the stranger.
#24 ocarina_guy Jul 26, 2009 18:34:13	Hunter-Killer XLVII, assassin warforged, watched the unfolding gate scene from nearby. He spoke softly to himself in a flat monotone, necessitating the use of speech conditionals. "Query: Why is the guard chasing the cloaked meatbag? Elimination: Obviously, it was not to return his hat. Resolution: I must go figure this out." Hunter-Killer XLVII's stats ====== Created Using Wizards of the Coast D&D Character Builder ====== Hunter-Killer XLVII, level 12 Warforged, Rogue, Shadow Assassin Rogue Tactics: Artful Dodger Background: Waterdeep FINAL ABILITY SCORES Str 16, Con 13, Dex 21, Int 11, Wis 11, Cha 14. STARTING ABILITY SCORES Str 13, Con 10, Dex 18, Int 10, Wis 10, Cha 11. AC: 26 Fort: 21 Reflex: 26 Will: 21 HP: 80 Surges: 7 Surge Value: 20 TRAINED SKILLS Stealth +19, Thievery +16, Intimidate +15, Streetwise +13, Bluff +13, Diplomacy +15 UNTRAINED SKILLS Acrobatics +11, Arcana +6, Dungeoneering +6, Endurance +9, Heal +6, History +6, Insight +6, Nature +6, Perception +6, Religion +6, Athletics +9 FEATS Level 1: Backstabber Level 2: Distant Advantage Level 4: Speed Loader Level 6: Weapon Proficiency (Superior crossbow) Level 8: Surprise Knockdown Level 10: Underhanded Tactics Level 11: Distant Shot Level 12: Blood Thirst POWERS Rogue at-will 1: Probing Strike Rogue at-will 1: Sly Flourish Rogue encounter 1: Unbalancing Shot Rogue daily 1: Blinding Barrage Rogue utility 2: Sneak in the Attack Rogue encounter 3: Trickster's Blade Rogue daily 5: Staggering Assault Rogue utility 6: Threatening Glare Rogue encounter 7: Rogue's Luck Rogue daily 9: Burst Fire Rogue utility 10: Executioner's Mien ITEMS Disk of Energy Resistance +2, Khyber Shard of the Fiery Depth (heroic tier), Climber's Kit, Footpads, Glass Cutter, Inquisitive's Kit, Crowbar, Thieves' Tools, Shadowflow Drowmesh +3, Bloodiron Superior crossbow +3, Firestorm Arrow +3 (10), Crossbow Bolts (100) ====== Copy to Clipboard and Press the Import Button on the Summary Tab ====== Yes, I know he's very, very closely modeled on HK-47, but I wanted to play something evil this time. Also, he's kinda funny.
#25 chapien Jul 26, 2009 19:22:20	Hunter-Killer XLVII, assassin warforged, watched the unfolding gate scene from nearby. He spoke softly to himself in a flat monotone, necessitating the use of speech conditionals. "Query: Why is the guard chasing the cloaked meatbag? Elimination: Obviously, it was not to return his hat. Resolution: I must go figure this out." Hunter-Killer XLVII's stats ====== Created Using Wizards of the Coast D&D Character Builder ====== Hunter-Killer XLVII, level 12 Warforged, Rogue, Shadow Assassin Rogue Tactics: Artful Dodger Background: Waterdeep FINAL ABILITY SCORES Str 16, Con 13, Dex 21, Int 11, Wis 11, Cha 14. STARTING ABILITY SCORES Str 13, Con 10, Dex 18, Int 10, Wis 10, Cha 11. AC: 26 Fort: 21 Reflex: 26 Will: 21 HP: 80 Surges: 7 Surge Value: 20 TRAINED SKILLS Stealth +19, Thievery +16, Intimidate +15, Streetwise +13, Bluff +13, Diplomacy +15 UNTRAINED SKILLS Acrobatics +11, Arcana +6, Dungeoneering +6, Endurance +9, Heal +6, History +6, Insight +6, Nature +6, Perception +6, Religion +6, Athletics +9 FEATS Level 1: Backstabber Level 2: Distant Advantage Level 4: Speed Loader Level 6: Weapon Proficiency (Superior crossbow) Level 8: Surprise Knockdown Level 10: Underhanded Tactics Level 11: Distant Shot Level 12: Blood Thirst POWERS Rogue at-will 1: Probing Strike Rogue at-will 1: Sly Flourish Rogue encounter 1: Unbalancing Shot Rogue daily 1: Blinding Barrage Rogue utility 2: Sneak in the Attack Rogue encounter 3: Trickster's Blade Rogue daily 5: Staggering Assault Rogue utility 6: Threatening Glare Rogue encounter 7: Rogue's Luck Rogue daily 9: Burst Fire Rogue utility 10: Executioner's Mien ITEMS Disk of Energy Resistance +2, Khyber Shard of the Fiery Depth (heroic tier), Climber's Kit, Footpads, Glass Cutter, Inquisitive's Kit, Crowbar, Thieves' Tools, Shadowflow Drowmesh +3, Bloodiron Superior crossbow +3, Firestorm Arrow +3 (10), Crossbow Bolts (100) ====== Copy to Clipboard and Press the Import Button on the Summary Tab ====== Yes, I know he's very, very closely modeled on HK-47, but I wanted to play something evil this time. Also, he's kinda funny.
#26 ocarina_guy Jul 26, 2009 20:16:25	OOC Ocarina_Guy! I remember you!
#27 turbowombat Jul 26, 2009 20:32:54	OOC I'm not very forgettable. No matter how hard you try!
#28 Webster Jul 26, 2009 20:44:01	http://forums.gleemax.com/forumdisplay.php?f=276 is the forum you're looking for.
#29 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jul 26, 2009 22:10:43	"Well, I have to escape pursuit by a guard already? This may be amusing." the doppelganger thought as 'he' turned into a side alley. Throwing back his cloak, 'he' changed his features to resemble those of an old beggar, and made it so anyone who saw him would see rags instead of fine silk garments and a crutch instead of a crystal studded staff. He then concealed the cloak and waited.
#30 ocarina_guy Jul 27, 2009 2:00:09	Hunter-Killer tailed the meatbag down street and slipped into the alley, where he saw only an old man of indeterminate species. "Expletive: damn," he muttered. "Signaling:" he called, "You, there. Decrepit meatbag. Query: Have you seen a cloakèd meatbag come this way?"
#31 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jul 27, 2009 12:58:10	The 'old beggar' gave a toothless grin, and opened his mouth to show that his tongue had been cut out. 'He' then shook 'his' head.
#32 ocarina_guy Jul 27, 2009 17:46:22	"Doubting: All right then... Musing: He can't have just vanished. Maybe the Master can shed some light on this," Hunter-Killer said and strode off.
#33 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jul 27, 2009 18:17:29	With a slight smirk, the 'beggar's' features turned back to those of a man with black hair and goatee, and the appearance of rags was lifted, revealing simple homespun linen clothing. He put the cloak back on and picked up the crystal-studded staff. 'He' thought Now, if I had a potent artifact and knew someone wanted to take it by force, where would I hide it?
#34 turbowombat Jul 27, 2009 18:29:11	As the elf finished his glass of mead, the bar tender eyed him suspiciously. He got the idea that the bar tender was about to cut him off as he had now been in the tavern for quite some time and paid curiously little for his drinks. When the bartender's eyes were averted, the elf whispered an few arcane words and his glass refilled itself. Kerris wasn't sure why, but he got the feeling something very important was about to happen in this quiet village. OOC Sorry this might be a psionic thing, but dopplegangers can't change the appearance of their clothing, can they? The Monster Manual makes specific note of how they carry several changes of clothing with them so they can change their personas as needed.
#35 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jul 27, 2009 18:44:36	OOC Sorry this might be a psionic thing, but dopplegangers can't change the appearance of their clothing, can they? The Monster Manual makes specific note of how they carry several changes of clothing with them so they can change their personas as needed.
#36 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jul 27, 2009 18:48:37	As Kethin passed a tavern, 'he' decided to ask around there to see if anyone knew about the whereabouts of a book called Libris Mortis. OOC Yes, it was hired by a necromancer looking to expand his army of undead.
#37 ocarina_guy Jul 27, 2009 19:28:58	"I might." A black-cloaked figure with a next to the door stirs. "H-K-Forty-Six, fetch this man a chair," he gestured. Once it had left, he said, "A tavern's not usually the best place to look for tomes, but it's fortunate for you I happened to be here."
#38 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jul 27, 2009 19:42:23	Kethin lowered his voice and said "Perhaps. I asked here because a book protected by armed guards traveling through a town like this generally draws attention, and I asked because it takes less effort than my... preferred method. If you require a description of what I was sent for, it's a thick book bound with human hide, with a cover studded with onyx. My employer has an interest in its contents."
#39 ocarina_guy Jul 27, 2009 19:59:15	"And these contents would be...?"
#40 toastedamphibian Jul 27, 2009 20:02:34	OOC: I'll play the sun!
#41 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jul 27, 2009 20:03:26	"That would be my employer's business."
#42 ocarina_guy Jul 27, 2009 20:07:24	"Then, were I to assist you, I'd be jumping into something I know almost nothing about. Besides, you're early."
#43 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jul 27, 2009 20:14:09	"My employer hasn't given me much information. But this job pays well, so I have no complaint. What am I early for?"
#44 chapien Jul 27, 2009 20:46:16	OOC: I'll play the sun! ((Go ahead;) )) Landrus continued to pursue the unknown stranger, but he lost him. Exhausted, he decided to go to the nearby tavern. After all, he was supposed to be off duty. So, he entered the tavern.
#45 ocarina_guy Jul 27, 2009 21:06:09	"Book's not here yet. But it seems trouble," he indicated the paladin, "might be."
#46 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jul 27, 2009 21:09:39	"Well, it's a good thing the guard from earlier didn't see my face." Kethin muttered as he recognized the paladin.
#47 ocarina_guy Jul 27, 2009 21:48:40	"Indeed it is. But that staff you have is quite recognizable. "Do you at least know the title of this book?"
#48 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jul 27, 2009 22:51:00	"The title? Libris Mortis. I've heard that the Pelorites have it under lock and key, so I'm trying to verify the rumors before infiltrating their headquarters here."
#49 ocarina_guy Jul 27, 2009 23:05:34	"The book of undead? Pelorians?" the cloaked figure said, genuinely surprised. "I knew where it was, but not who had it. Why wouldn't the Pelorites simply destroy it? H-K, ask before you take a patron's chair! I swear, sometimes you've got to spell everything out for him. Forty-seven was much better, although he is a bit bloodthirsty."
#50 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jul 27, 2009 23:19:52	"Well, what better way of fighting necromancers and their ilk than by learning the fell secrets of their art? Alternatively, there's the theory that Pelor is a Demon Prince. So where is it?"
#51 toastedamphibian Jul 27, 2009 23:31:21	(The ambient light level decreases noticeably.)
#52 ocarina_guy Jul 27, 2009 23:43:59	"I know of a copy about three days out of town being transported under heavily armed generic guard. No clue as to employers. Excellently disguised. If what you say is true, either the Pelorites are transporting it or have a second copy. Although I certainly hope we don't end up with a Book of Counted Shadows puzzle. But I am interested in what you're doing here--partially for my own reasons. Do you have lodgings?"
#53 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jul 27, 2009 23:58:25	"I have ties with the local Thieves' Guild."
#54 ocarina_guy Jul 28, 2009 0:48:09	"You a member? 'Cause they frown on unlicensed theft."
#55 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jul 28, 2009 0:53:20	"I never have to worry about that."
#56 ocarina_guy Jul 28, 2009 0:57:04	"Oh? You good at putting on a new face and skipping town?"
#57 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jul 28, 2009 3:25:41	"I suppose one could say that." the doppelganger said with a hint of a smirk.
#58 The-Mage-King Jul 28, 2009 13:23:14	The odd elf and the shadow had moved to a seat at the bar. "Master, when do I start the fun?" "Right about.... NOW!" "Right. Quickened Maximized Fireball!" There was an explosion off flame, and several charred corpses fell out of their seats. "Alright, listen up! This is an act of anarchy, and thus is allowable under the new rules. Anyone who disagrees can talk to the Maximized Burning Hands. Got it?"
#59 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jul 28, 2009 13:50:02	Kethin shrugged. "Anarchy, huh? Should be amusing. Unfortunately, I can't stay and watch, since I have a caravan to catch." 'he' said as 'he' drew 'his' cloak up and prepared to exit the bar. Now, I'll need to infiltrate the guards: an easy task; I'll need to hire some orc mercenaries or bribe an elven tribe to attack and provide a distraction; and I'll need to get to the book during the chaos of the attack. 'he' thought.
#60 toastedamphibian Jul 28, 2009 14:56:12	As Kethin exits the building, it notices the day has become overcast, with several thick clouds clustering in the sky. A bright beam of light seems to streak down through the clouds, directly upon the doppelganger.
#61 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jul 28, 2009 15:39:06	"Well, that's odd." it said as it continued walking.
#62 toastedamphibian Jul 28, 2009 16:19:18	Around the corner, a thin man feebly attempts to bandage the festering arm wound of another. "What do you mean the temple couldn't send someone to help?". "It was utter chaos I tell you, they where all running around like ants. I saw too men bleed to death on the steps untended. They kept muttering something about a divine vision or something."
#63 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jul 28, 2009 16:22:36	Interesting. Not my business, and it probably doesn't involve my paycheck, so I don't care.
#64 turbowombat Jul 28, 2009 17:45:53	The odd elf and the shadow had moved to a seat at the bar. "Master, when do I start the fun?" "Right about.... NOW!" "Right. Quickened Maximized Fireball!" There was an explosion off flame, and several charred corpses fell out of their seats. "Alright, listen up! This is an act of anarchy, and thus is allowable under the new rules. Anyone who disagrees can talk to the Maximized Burning Hands. Got it?" As flames explode around the bar, Kerris rolls under his table. This was not a particularly difficult task as his chair had been yanked from under him moments ago by an inconsiderate pile of animated debris and he had since been sitting on the floor in indignant silence. From under the table, Kerris muttered a few arcane words and drew a glyph in the air with his fingertips. The light around him coalesced as a barely visible bubble. As the globe took form it vanished back into the air. Kerris pulled his cloak over his head and ducked from table to table as he made his way out of the burning tavern. Any flames that drew too close were bent around him as he fled from the tavern unscathed. 'What a shame, and the conversation was just getting interesting. Oh well, at least now I know where they're headed next.' He thought. He grabbed a burnt patron from the doorway of the tavern and dragged him along toward the temple of Pelor. 'That's odd, the sun doesn't seem to be following its normal track through the sky. This day just keeps getting better and better.' Once he was out of harms way, Kerris allowed his Globe of Invulnerability to drop.
#65 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jul 29, 2009 14:35:45	Kethin ducked into an alley, taking out a pendent. It squeezed it for a moment, and then held the enchanted jewelry to its mouth, saying "Master, I have located the objective. Initiate Operation Librarian?" A rasping voice replied Show "Commence Operation. I shall send an infantry unit to assist you."
#66 chapien Jul 29, 2009 23:35:09	Landrus saw the two morons set the tavern on fire. With a sigh, he drew his sword and muttered, "Anarchists. Again." He walked up to the pyromaniacs, decided to leave the fire to lower-down guards, and said, "Again? I'm going to have to arrest you, for the fith time this week!"
#67 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jul 30, 2009 0:22:29	OOC I think we need more players.
#68 The-Mage-King Jul 30, 2009 9:24:09	"AHAHAHA!!!! FIRE AND DEATH!!!" "Good work, my aprentice. You've almost got it down. Now we need to see what kind of loot we can get from here... What the hell am I saying? FIRE AND DESTRUCTION!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!" Nearby, several people, buildings, stone castles, watermelons, ponds, lakes, and more people burst into flame and exploded. "Woah, boss, that was wayyy better than what I can do..." "That's why I'm the boss."
#69 turbowombat Jul 30, 2009 13:12:59	As Kerris dragged the burnt man toward the temple of Pelor other buildings began to catch fire. A peasant ran from one of them, attempting to tear off his burning linen shirt. I suppose I'd better make this convincing, Kerris thought and tackled the young man. He rolled around on the ground with him until the flames were extinguished, despite the pain. Then he stood and dusted himself off, smiling at the burn marks on his clothing now I appear to be a victim like any other, and someone can vouch for my good will. When he arrived at the temple Kerris stumbled and nearly collapsed at the door. He handed the burned man he had been dragging to the nearest guard. "Please, my friend and I have been injured at the tavern! I'm sure you've noticed the fires. We need the services of your clerics immediately! Let us through."
#70 chapien Jul 30, 2009 13:37:14	"AHAHAHA!!!! FIRE AND DEATH!!!" "Good work, my aprentice. You've almost got it down. Now we need to see what kind of loot we can get from here... What the hell am I saying? FIRE AND DESTRUCTION!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!" Nearby, several people, buildings, stone castles, watermelons, ponds, lakes, and more people burst into flame and exploded. "Woah, boss, that was wayyy better than what I can do..." "That's why I'm the boss." Landrus facepalmed and said, "I said, you both are under arrest! Do I really need to repeat myself?"
#71 ocarina_guy Jul 30, 2009 13:59:40	"I think you might." Bolts of lightning snaked from the cloaked fellow's hands and grabbed the troublemakers. "H-K-Forty-Six?" He snapped his fingers. "I really don't like it when fireballs interrupt my not drinking. Either you two can go with the nice paladin here, or my personservant here can rearrange you. He's very good at that." H-K-46 grunted assent. "Admonition: Master, you remember what happened last time 46 redecorated some meatbags." 47 stood in the lack-of-door-way, arms crossed. "Fancy-pants "assassin warforged". I dunno why Master gave him that obviously affected accent," 46 snort-mumbled. "Dammit, you two! You are NOT helping!"
#72 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jul 30, 2009 14:41:12	Miles away, a skeletal figure leaned back in a bone throne. It was dressed in rich robes, and a fell red light glowed from otherwise empty eye-sockets. Looking over a few units of skeleton infantry, the lich necromancer sent them on their missions: one unit went to rendezvous with the doppelganger it had sent to locate and steal the ancient book Libris Mortis, an artifact filled with incredible necromantic power and unimaginable secrets; while three more were sent to attack the city and further overextend the forces of the Sun God. Unfortunately, they would take some time to get there.
#73 ocarina_guy Jul 30, 2009 15:28:02	*ding* A subconscious alarm went off in the cloaked figure's mind. You have... 1 ... unread sending. "Hunter-Killer 33's report, Master: Skeletons. And a lot of them. They're headed here, sir. It might take a few days. We can spare 37, so I'm having him tail them." What the Hells? "You two pyros: play nice. I'll leave you to Mr. Paladin, here, and I think I left my sink on." He released them and 46 and 47 bound them while he ran off in the direction of the temple. The hood dropped and an illusion wavered, revealing a nine-years-old lad. "Dammit! Of course he's working for a necro! Nobody else needs the Libris Mortis!"
#74 toastedamphibian Jul 30, 2009 15:41:46	"Please, my friend and I have been injured at the tavern! I'm sure you've noticed the fires. We need the services of your clerics immediately! Let us through." "I'm sorry, all clerics of Pelor are busy at this time. Your well being is important too us. Please stay on the steps and the first avaliable cleric of the sun god will assist you in the order of your arrival."
#75 chapien Jul 30, 2009 15:43:22	"I'm sorry, all clerics of Pelor are busy at this time. Your well being is important too us. Please stay on the steps and the first avaliable cleric of the sun god will assist you in the order of your arrival." ((LOL!!!))
#76 Ragnar_Lodbrok Jul 30, 2009 16:46:19	As Kethin neared the gate, he sent a surge of power at a guard, causing him to attack a bystander. With a few more uses of that discipline, it'd started a full-blown brawl. In the chaos, the doppelganger slipped out of the town. It had a caravan to infiltrate. (Betrayal is such a cool power.)
#77 turbowombat Jul 30, 2009 19:24:49	"I'm sorry, all clerics of Pelor are busy at this time. Your well being is important too us. Please stay on the steps and the first avaliable cleric of the sun god will assist you in the order of your arrival." "I don't suppose you have a cot I could purchase, for my friend here, on the inside? I have plenty of coin, and I'll be sure to heavily tip whichever guard leads me in most promptly." Strike one, buddy, I don't have time for this. OOC Ok HK-46 was a tolerable joke but really? If this keeps up I'm going to start playing my drow ranger Drizz'l Mo'Nizzle and his dwarf friend Bruno and we're going cut down your droids with my dual scimitars Kinda Chilly and Shiny
#78 The-Mage-King Aug 05, 2009 9:42:15	"What?! A Paladin?! Here?! Can we not escape these fools?" yelled the shade, looking at guardsman. "We aren't evil, you know." "Yeah! We're EVIL!" The more corporeal of the two mages exclaimed, a smirk on his face. "Don't say that! Paladins can't understand the EVIL is fun. He'll probably start ranting about 'in the name of Pelor, I smite thee' or something..." The shade shot back, facepalming. "Er... G'bye! G'Elsewhere Chant." The elf said, poofing away from where he was being held. Only to reappear next to the guard. "Oops..."
#79 thelorekeeper_dup Aug 05, 2009 11:21:54	A short, slim halfling in shining gold armor stumbes into view, knocking his helm over his face. He runs towards the elf, and pulls his helm back up. He exclaimes in a squeaky voice, "Y-y-you are hu-hu-hereby sm-smi-smitten by err.. umm.. P-p-Peter the Paladin!" He grabs hold of his sheathed sword hilt, and tugs on it. He reaches again , this time with both hands and yanks. He looks up apologetically, "I-I-I I'm n-n-new ah- at this!" He yanks once again, finally dislodging the blade, which is about 2 1'2 feet long. "F-f-fear not h-h-humble guards." He lunges at the elf in a display of noviceness, tripping and falling facefirst into the elfs boots. He pulls his helm back up, and asks, "G-g-give up y-y-yet?!"
#80 ocarina_guy Aug 08, 2009 10:46:47	Ven reached the chaos and blinked. His arcana senses tingled. "Psionics... And Mystery Man came this way..." A blue dragonspawn, about the size of a lizard, crackled into existence. "Ven, we're dealing with something strange here," it hissed. "I know that much, Kashkielghik. Once again, you state the obvious. But the question is, why?" "I believe it's an aspect of my personality--and, because I am your familiar, yours." "Dammit. I meant it's all kind of weird. The sun's been acting up, a psion comes looking for the Libris Mortis, and a couple of mages blow up my third favorite place to not drink, 33 reports a horde of undead, 46 and 47 suddenly start acting incompetent--all in the space of thirty minutes. That's about the weirdness quota for three days." You're a sorceror, Ven." "Then you see how weird it is," he said grimly.
#81 Webster Aug 08, 2009 10:49:44	The play by post roleplaying board is located here: http://forums.gleemax.com/forumdisplay.php?f=808