French TV goes crazy

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#1

uglyvan

Dec 29, 2008 12:30:24
the information tells us situation is cool and happiness rules now and over there, and still sometimes there's ALOT of violence in french scripts from french TV;
in the Voix off they say things like "Kill'em All etc" + Power PLant failure etc...
#2

uglyvan

Dec 29, 2008 12:32:24
I fear of ugly things like "La nuit des longsd couteaux"
#3

uglyvan

Dec 29, 2008 12:34:35
the americans say "you have until 15 feb 2009
french dirigists say "look out for 5 january 2009
#4

uglyvan

Dec 29, 2008 12:35:09
5 january is anniversary of Catherine De Medicis
#5

baneofelves

Dec 29, 2008 14:31:26
Ugh! Why do you keep posting this random crap? Are you in sore need of attention or what? You're gonna give fench people a bad reputation on these forums.
#6

The_White_Sorcerer

Dec 29, 2008 14:53:11
Crazy French television would explain a lot of his behaviour, though, wouldn't it?
#7

baneofelves

Dec 29, 2008 14:54:59
So very true. I'm glad that I only have a little bit of french blood in me. Uglyvan frightens me. I just take a look at him and think "Man, if I was 100% french, I might be like him." Horrifying!
#8

ADHadh

Dec 29, 2008 15:11:55
No wonder EU looks like that, with French in charge for some time!
Like the banana straightness standards and such.
#9

joni-san

Dec 29, 2008 17:20:18
According to some studies I've read, the French are the most disliked people in Europe.
A similar study was made in France. The most disliked people was the French.

When I read that, my reaction was: wat

IMAGE(http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7837/gurrendanavatar80x80gi6.png)
-Joni
#10

ADHadh

Dec 29, 2008 17:27:02
...and thus this thread starts wandering in a CoC-violating territory, and will be closed soon. :evillaugh
#11

Bloodsoul

Dec 30, 2008 10:54:33
the information tells us situation is cool and happiness rules now and over there, and still sometimes there's ALOT of violence in french scripts from french TV;
in the Voix off they say things like "Kill'em All etc" + Power PLant failure etc...

According to some studies I've read, the French are the most disliked people in Europe.
A similar study was made in France. The most disliked people was the French.

So, wait, Europeans don't like the French because they listen to Metallica? That explains everything!

the americans say "you have until 15 feb 2009
french dirigists say "look out for 5 january 2009

Also, doesn't that date correlate with the end of analog television receivers in the US?
#12

pigknight

Dec 30, 2008 16:03:49
$5 says uglyvan saw Cthulhu.
#13

Kobold_Avenger

Dec 30, 2008 19:31:54
I think he is Yog-Soggoth actually..
#14

awesome_dude

Dec 30, 2008 20:39:06
I've already made the guess that he is a surrealist poet by calling him Paul
#15

farmer42_dup

Dec 30, 2008 21:25:16
No. He didn't see Cthulhu. On a Jerry Lewis induced rampage, he ran into a nekkid Rosie O'Donnell.
#16

RUMPLESTIX

Dec 30, 2008 21:34:58
No. He didn't see Cthulhu. On a Jerry Lewis induced rampage, he ran into a nekkid Rosie O'Donnell.

Please, please, let me look at Cthulhu to forget that image. Please *whimper*
#17

That_Blasted_Somoflange

Dec 30, 2008 21:54:39
Please, please, let me look at Cthulhu to forget that image. Please *whimper*

Rules of the internet man.. what has been seen cannot be unseen. Sorry. However, copious amounts of alcohol can help, however it could also end you up in bed next to the afore mentioned thing that can't be unseen.
#18

farmer42_dup

Dec 30, 2008 21:57:04
Rules of the internet man.. what has been seen cannot be unseen. Sorry. However, copious amounts of alcohol can help, however it could also end you up in bed next to the afore mentioned thing that can't be unseen.

I actually threw up a little in my mouth the first time I watched Beerfest, and not because the movie was as bad as it was. You know the scene.
#19

uglyvan

Dec 31, 2008 1:09:11
No. He didn't see Cthulhu. On a Jerry Lewis induced rampage, he ran into a nekkid Rosie O'Donnell.

ah no no no no!

I played some Cthulhu stories with pal Emmanuel F. (who later met Gary G.) but EF had always told me "not only you see, but furthermore you realize that you see===> you lose 1d4 SAN...

Yes, I played one time in a story involving a woman in danger;
I cryed for her at this time :sweat: ((risky business))
(for at that time I wuth virgin as a boy :sweat: ((it's hot!))
#20

ADHadh

Dec 31, 2008 14:10:44
I've already made the guess that he is a surrealist poet by calling him Paul