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#1 homicidal_squirrel Jul 19, 2012 9:02:56	news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57475310-71/w...
#2 zombie_babies Jul 19, 2012 9:21:04	Man, when I worked fast food we occasionally did some stuff but never anything like this.
#3 homicidal_squirrel Jul 19, 2012 9:31:05	Man, when I worked fast food we occasionally did some stuff but never anything like this.  You were obviously an underachiever.
#4 zombie_babies Jul 19, 2012 11:49:17	Yup.  I coulda been more like my friend.  He's a vegan and he worked at Burger King.  He, as often happens at fast food joints when you're young - worked with some hawt chicks.  And sometimes he ... well, he was under a lot of stress and had to relieve some pressure, ya know?  Anyhoo, let's just say his process involved a walk in refrigerator, some time and a fish patty.
#5 zombie_babies Jul 19, 2012 12:58:14	That didn't matter.  It was just a place to put stuff, knowutahmeen?
#6 EscherEnigma Jul 19, 2012 22:02:49	Hrm... the only fast-food story I have from my teenage years was when the manager dropped some breaded chicken patties on the floor then just picked 'em up and dumped 'em in the fryer.  "like the floor's any worse then that oil" he said. Yeah... never did get around to regretting quitting that job at Sonic.