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#1 EscherEnigma Apr 24, 2011 14:11:24	Found these questions, was amused by them, and decided to share them. Q1: How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? Q2: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? Q3: The Lion King is holding an animal conference and all the animals attend except one.  Which animal does not attend? Q4: There is a crocodile-infested river with no bridges that you want to cross.  How do you cross? answers A1: Open the refrigerator door, put the giraffe in, close the door. A2: Open the refrigerator door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door. A3: The elephant.  It's in the refrigerator. A4: By swimming; the crocodiles are all at the Lion King's conference.
#2 ADHadh Apr 24, 2011 15:36:51	I didn't know those existed in English. I know also two more culture specific ones: Q1: How many elephants can you fit in a Fiat 126p? Q2: How do you know there are elephants in a cinema? Answers A1: Four: two in front, two in back. A2: There's a Fiat 126p parked nearby.
#3 Escef Apr 24, 2011 20:09:43	Reminds me a little bit of various gross out jokes. What's grosser than gross? Open the refridgerator door and the rump roast farts. What's grosser than gross? Kissing your grandmother and she slips you the tongue. What's grosser than gross? Sitting on your grandfather's lap and he pops a boner. What's grosser than finding 12 dead puppies/babies in a barrel? Find one in 12 barrels. Most of these are pretty much 12-14 year old's jokes. Though some are so nasty that I refuse to post them.
#4 The_Silversword Apr 25, 2011 3:58:54	Ooop I cheated. I was going to post my answers without lookin at the answers, but when I quoted EE there was the spoiler as well, in plain sight. Well any way I got them all wrong, except the last one. Cute, I never would of thought to put a giraffe or elephant in a fridge that way, haha. anyway, for anyone curious my answeres were as follows: 1) First you need to make sure your fridge is cleared out then you cut the giraffe up into little pieces, then it'll fit (dont ask me how I know I just do ok?) 2) An elephant will not fit in the fridge no matter how much you cut it up (again, dont ask) Unless we're talkin about a baby elephant or you have a huge frige. 3) The giraffe cause hes dead and in my fridge hahah! 4) You swim across cause the croc are all at the Lion Kings conference, duh!
#5 toastedamphibian Apr 25, 2011 5:13:47	Q4: Fools! You are all dead! The river is infested with crocodiles, all the animals but the elephant are at the confrence, ergo, the river is the confrence site! But hey, the lion king sends his regards and appreciates your attending the confrence.
#6 The_Silversword Apr 25, 2011 6:00:52	Damn! dead again!! I dont like playing with TA, hes mean, and he puts too much thought into these things, cant you just blurt out stupid stuff like the rest of us!?
#7 zombie_babies Apr 25, 2011 10:30:25	What's grosser than finding 12 dead puppies/babies in a barrel? Find one in 12 barrels. I always heard that'n with babies.  Oh, and no barrel.  They/it was nailed to a tree/s.
#8 ADHadh Apr 25, 2011 17:17:15	I've heard a different version of a Q3: There is an apple high on a tree, which animal will get it first, the elephant or the giraffe? Oh and I knew them by a different order: you put the elephant first.