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#1 kroska Dec 01, 2009 20:14:56	This is going to be a fun on going thread where it is assumed that everyone has suddenly gone deaf and are trying to talk to eachother but keep misinterpreting information. Essentially one person responds to what the previous person said after misinterpreting it. And this goes on and on from there for much hilarity. For example: Tim: Darnit Greg we need more support on our front! Greg: You need a sea port?! What, that has nothing to do with our situation here! Tim: Nothing to do with our information?! What kinda information do you want, that i slept with your mother last night?! And it goes on and on. Here's the first one. "The fighters getting pinned down over there!"
#2 Mad_Jack Dec 01, 2009 20:42:06	"The fighters getting pinned down over there!" "Owlbear?!? Are you blind? That's a remorhaz!"
#3 mynameisjake Dec 01, 2009 20:51:25	Rumor has it? Are you insane?! Look over there!
#4 kroska Dec 01, 2009 22:10:21	Rumor has it? Are you insane?! Look over there! "Cook slow a pear? This no time for food you fat slob!"
#5 death_isthe_begining Dec 02, 2009 3:37:46	Fat Lob? What are you talking about, between the Remorhaz and the Owlbear is a soon to be dead drow.
#6 ellorin Dec 02, 2009 16:29:39	A red crow? Must be a familiar! Damn those mages! They'll send their wolfriders after us!
#7 ah_maclimeszero Dec 02, 2009 16:57:43	Hawkstriders? Who cares about a bunch of overgrown parrot chickens?
#8 EscherEnigma Dec 02, 2009 17:18:46	Hawkstriders? Who cares about a bunch of overgrown parrot chickens? Carrot pickings?  Is this really the time to be thinking about dinner?
#9 ellorin Dec 02, 2009 17:22:24	Who are you calling a sinner? This is not the time for preaching!
#10 toastedamphibian Dec 02, 2009 17:41:04	"Who am I calling for dinner? Pay attention to now or we won't even get there!"
#11 windman Dec 02, 2009 18:18:08	What? Are you outta your mind? You're not getting my underwear for your collection.
#12 graddlin Dec 02, 2009 18:25:05	"You've lost all of your hair?" Well, that happens to some people when they hit a certain age. Take care, friend.
#13 mynameisjake Dec 02, 2009 19:07:38	Pupils of the Cretan Mage? Are they on our side?
#14 windman Dec 02, 2009 21:10:57	Much obliged? I said no underwear, and that's final.
#15 graddlin Dec 02, 2009 22:30:48	Much obliged? I said no underwear, and that's final. "A black bear peed on the vinyl?" There's no bear around here. Take care, friend.
#16 Lord_Ventnor Dec 02, 2009 22:41:12	"A black bear peed on the vinyl?" There's no bear around here. Take care, friend. Stare lends? I hope he's lending bread, 'cause I'm all out.
#17 kroska Dec 02, 2009 23:07:46	Stare lends? I hope he's lending bread, 'cause I'm all out. Bending Ted, laws are out? Are you some kind of masocist? And where the hell is Ted!?
#18 graddlin Dec 02, 2009 23:44:33	Stare lends? I hope he's lending bread, 'cause I'm all out. Bending Ted, laws are out? Are you some kind of masocist? And where the hell is Ted!? "You're a pacifist and want to go to bed?" Well, go on then, you sissy! Take care, friend.
#19 Lord_Ventnor Dec 03, 2009 1:50:07	"You're a pacifist and want to go to bed?" Well, go on then, you sissy! Owen chews Lizzy? I guess we have another zombie uprising on our hands...
#20 death_isthe_begining Dec 03, 2009 2:10:08	Rising in our bands? I don't see a bard.
#21 windman Dec 03, 2009 7:56:30	"Who you callin' a 'tard? I resent that remark."
#22 ah_maclimeszero Dec 03, 2009 8:01:44	"Who you callin' a 'tard? I resent that remark." Aye, yuir presentin' like a tart! Get some clothes on ye daft bugger!
#23 zombie_babies Dec 03, 2009 8:34:22	'Raft hugger?  That was weeks ago, man!  And I was wearin' full plate at the time.  You'd be huggin' a raft, too, if you were on those rapids!'
#24 ellorin Dec 03, 2009 9:21:56	Yeah, I, too, hate stampedes. Once we were up against a halfling tribe and they caused a buffalo stampede that went all over our camp.
#25 zombie_babies Dec 03, 2009 9:58:43	'You've got a stabbing cramp?  Lemme get the Warlord ...'
#26 graddlin Dec 03, 2009 10:01:54	'You've got a stabbing cramp?  Lemme get the Warlord ...' "Get the Score Board?" What game are we playing? Take care, friend.
#27 kroska Dec 03, 2009 11:55:12	"Get the Score Board?" What game are we playing? Get the scorn sword, What name are we slaying? Who got first dibs on the loot!?
#28 Lord_Ventnor Dec 03, 2009 13:17:37	Get the scorn sword, What name are we slaying? Who got first dibs on the loot!? Bib is a hoot? No, I really don't find his jokes very funny.
#29 windman Dec 03, 2009 13:45:34	Get the scorn sword, What name are we slaying? Who got first dibs on the loot!? It wasn't me, I didn't toot - I simply pulled his finger. HAHAHA!
#30 ah_maclimeszero Dec 03, 2009 16:24:47	It wasn't me, I didn't toot - I simply pulled his finger. HAHAHA! You peeled his Zinger? That's so rude! The outside bit is my favorite part!
#31 ellorin Dec 03, 2009 16:38:07	I don't care how crude you think it is, if they are carrying their emperor on a cart, that is where we must strike!
#32 mynameisjake Dec 03, 2009 19:06:44	An affair of the heart? When did this become Brokeback Fantasy Mountain?
#33 WolfLordBran Dec 03, 2009 19:31:46	Demonic Fountain?! Don't drink from there!
#34 windman Dec 03, 2009 20:17:22	Demonic Fountain?! Don't drink from there! "I'll find the hen in the chicken's lair? I could go for some eggs, but that's gotta be one big ass bird."
#35 owls_and_more_owls Dec 03, 2009 22:38:20	Bulb glass sphere? Now is not the time for lawn ornaments!
#36 Crackerjake Dec 03, 2009 23:05:01	Of course it's not time to draw battlements!  We're in the middle of a battle, here!
#37 death_isthe_begining Dec 04, 2009 2:57:56	You've got an addled ear? Not my problem you filthy lout.
#38 WolfLordBran Dec 04, 2009 13:45:21	You lost a bet to a moldy trout? You daft fool!
#39 windman Dec 05, 2009 0:11:42	"Sold your raft for wool, eh? Well I don't blame ya, suppose to be a bit chillier this winter."
#40 owls_and_more_owls Dec 05, 2009 0:26:38	"Sold your raft for wool, eh? Well I don't blame ya, suppose to be a bit chillier this winter." You killed her with splinters? How can you even do that?
#41 toastedamphibian Dec 05, 2009 1:08:31	I did not call master Splinter! I'm not that daft.
#42 owls_and_more_owls Dec 05, 2009 1:36:12	Draft? I don't feel anything.
#43 death_isthe_begining Dec 05, 2009 2:28:41	You feet anything? What in the Nine Hells of Baator does that even mean?
#44 owls_and_more_owls Dec 05, 2009 3:13:08	Evil meat? Where?!
#45 Dragoncat Dec 05, 2009 3:18:36	Evermeet hare?  Get the spears, those things make great eats!
#46 windman Dec 05, 2009 9:04:22	"Pour our beer in the streets? Are we protesting something? That's alcohol abuse.
#47 ellorin Dec 05, 2009 9:06:51	We are supposed to set untested moles loose? What would the point of that be?
#48 mynameisjake Dec 05, 2009 19:12:59	How big of a joint would that be? When did Cheech and Chong enter the fight?
#49 windman Dec 05, 2009 19:37:16	"If you're asking me, the point of a beach thong is to make it as tight as possible in all the right spots, but I wouldn't wanna see it wrapped around an orc."
#50 Idolis Dec 06, 2009 2:01:46	"You want some pulled pork? Will that be with or without barbeque sauce?
#51 owls_and_more_owls Dec 06, 2009 2:43:31	Scouts? Yes, I was in the scouts once as a child.
#52 WolfLordBran Dec 06, 2009 14:36:01	Whadda ya mean we're lost in the Feywild? I thought you had a  map!
#53 Grdian4 Dec 06, 2009 23:49:26	What do you mean we must eat the child? I don't know about them being like gingersnaps.
#54 Dragoncat Dec 07, 2009 1:22:10	Cinderclaps?!?  Zounds, the elementals have found us, quick, to the hills!
#55 owls_and_more_owls Dec 07, 2009 2:59:49	Cinderclaps?!?  Zounds, the elementals have found us, quick, to the hills! Leather Bills? My hat is fine the way it is.
#56 windman Dec 07, 2009 10:02:52	"Time to dine with Liz? Oh boy, I'm famished. Wait! Who's Liz, and what does she look like?"
#57 Ragitsu Dec 10, 2009 0:29:21	What? You've got biz down at the ****? Edit: Wow. Apparently I can't use the word for an embankment for controlling or holding back the waters of the sea or a river.
#58 zombie_babies Dec 10, 2009 8:19:46	Edit: Wow. Apparently I can't use the word for an embankment for controlling or holding back the waters of the sea or a river. (Yes, you can't.  Cuz it's considered a slur.)
#59 ADHadh Dec 10, 2009 11:15:59	And the thread grinds to a halt.
#60 zombie_babies Dec 10, 2009 11:46:36	'What?  No it is not my fault!' ;)
#61 Ragitsu Dec 10, 2009 12:35:24	Edit: Wow. Apparently I can't use the word for an embankment for controlling or holding back the waters of the sea or a river. (Yes, you can't.  Cuz it's considered a slur.) No, that's not. The actual slur uses a "y" instead of an "i".
#62 zombie_babies Dec 10, 2009 12:40:30	No, that's not. The actual slur uses a "y" instead of an "i". If it walks like a duck ...
#63 Zipperflesh Dec 10, 2009 12:49:23	What? A buck? Did you say you found a Buck? Well, let's go get dinner then...
#64 zombie_babies Dec 10, 2009 12:55:30	'Sinner?  Not any more!  I atoned for that last week.  Remember?  We had to go kill that hag in the swamp.  That did the trick.'
#65 Ragitsu Dec 10, 2009 12:57:29	No, that's not. The actual slur uses a "y" instead of an "i". If it walks like a duck ... When phonetically alike words suffer, that's censorship gone too far.
#66 zombie_babies Dec 10, 2009 13:11:26	I'm gonna sblock this so as to avoid further disrupting the fun. O to the T: When phonetically alike words suffer, that's censorship gone too far. Slurs are typically spoken.  The version with 'y' sounds exactly like the version with 'i'.  Allowing either leaves a loophole for those seeking to use the slur.  I happen to dislike the fact that words like that - which are also used in other, fairly common (especially in a fantasy setting) and not offensive ways - are removed like this.  But that's what we have to put up with in order to make sure someone can't offend someone else with them.  Since this is a forum owned and operated by a private party, we are also entirely subject to their whims.  Just remember that you can still rooster your crossbow.  But you damn sure can't **** it. ;)
#67 Johnathan_Vagabond Dec 10, 2009 16:31:20	'Sinner?  Not any more!  I atoned for that last week.  Remember?  We had to go kill that hag in the swamp.  That did the trick.' "I don't care that you can wag your thing."
#68 windman Dec 10, 2009 20:50:54	"Invisibilty Ring? You can probably find one at Elminsters Stop 'N' Shop, right around the corner."
#69 Lord_Ventnor Dec 11, 2009 16:10:53	Stop, Mike's a foreigner? But how does that make him a less effective Paladin?
#70 Dragoncat Dec 12, 2009 5:46:00	Defective salad bin?  Well, you shouldn't have shopped at the discount magic bazaar.
#71 viascothecharmknight Dec 13, 2009 13:15:03	Protective Paladin???? WHERE?!?! HEY!!! Can i have ur shield??!?!
#72 windman Dec 13, 2009 13:51:57	"Watch the field, got it... ya never know where those kobolds will be striking from."
#73 WolfLordBran Dec 13, 2009 13:53:31	"Who said the king was dumb? They'll have his head for that!"
#74 viascothecharmknight Dec 13, 2009 20:06:20	"I have to go to bed with a hat??? I never wear a hat to bed!!!"
#75 Lord_Ventnor Dec 14, 2009 0:51:59	A cat ate lead? Why am I not surprised...
#76 supertd Dec 14, 2009 16:25:29	Have I revised? Why would I revise? I know everything I need to know!
#77 death_isthe_begining Dec 14, 2009 23:00:34	Read to row. Rowing is not that difficult or complicated.
#78 viascothecharmknight Dec 16, 2009 14:44:58	You said you're feeling constipated. Dont ask me for help ask the cleric. He'll have something to help you out.