Scissors beat paper... Classic.
But she is wearing a seatbelt.
Ahhh...
I see it now.
Ahhh...
I see it now.
Takes a while to notice for some reason. ;)
That's a good one h_s!
Apple Macintosh's!!!! I was in college when they came out! They were the coolest thing, but way out of my price range.
Isn't that guy from Brainiac? The one that harasses people in bars?
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone
And another one gone
Another one bites the dust
For some reason I keep hearing:
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone
And another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, gonna get you too, another one bites the dust
*cue bass*
Crumbles to the ground, though we refuse to see
Dust in the wind
All we are is dust in the wind, ohh Now, don't hang on
Nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky
It slips away
ORC_Chaos
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Wow; I got Orked for saying No he's not. Wow way to go Orks.
You really think saying "Obama is the Antichrist" isn't grounds for moderation? In a sane world it should be grounds for commission in a mental asylum.
Yup. Which is why, I believe, some give him that title.
Well that and the fact they are clearly dumber than a sack of hammers.
Yup. Which is why, I believe, some give him that title.
Well that and the fact they are clearly dumber than a sack of hammers.
You insult hammers... and sacks...
Yup. Which is why, I believe, some give him that title.
... so they ignore that large groups of people calling him the anti-christ pretty much proves that he isn't. Ah well, my understanding has limits.
Well that and the fact they are clearly dumber than a sack of hammers.
There's that, too. ;)
... so they ignore that large groups of people calling him the anti-christ pretty much proves that he isn't. Ah well, my understanding has limits.
Of course. That's how this sort of thing works. If you think too much or pay attention, you'll discover you're wrong. Nobody likes to be wrong.
Wow; I got Orked for saying No he's not. Wow way to go Orks.
You really think saying "Obama is the Antichrist" isn't grounds for moderation? In a sane world it should be grounds for commission in a mental asylum.
And yet you, boraxe, have said far worse things about Bush.
Obama is not THE Antichrist. He is AN Antichrist, much like Hillary or Fred Phelps, but not THE antichrist. That guy will come along later. Don't know where or when, though.
Bush deserved it even the mods wouldn't argue with that.
No he didn't.
Obama is not THE Antichrist. He is AN Antichrist, much like Hillary or Fred Phelps, but not THE antichrist. That guy will come along later. Don't know where or when, though.
Wow; I got Orked for saying No he's not. Wow way to go Orks.
You really think saying "Obama is the Antichrist" isn't grounds for moderation? In a sane world it should be grounds for commission in a mental asylum.
And yet you, boraxe, have said far worse things about Bush.
No, I've really not. I would challenge anyone to find anything I've said about Bush that is worse than "he is the antichrist". I think Bush was a pretty thick good ol' boy who was in way over his head - a puppet used by Chenney, Rove and his ilk - and will stand as one of the worst presidents in US history, but that doesn't mean I resort of absurd hyperbole like "he is the antichrist".
Obama is not THE Antichrist. He is AN Antichrist, much like Hillary or Fred Phelps, but not THE antichrist. That guy will come along later. Don't know where or when, though.
No he's not, and that is really an incredibly stupid thing to say.
In the Bible "antichrist" was anyone who was antagonistic to Christianity if I'm not mistaken. "The" was added by silly people.
Damn. Seems there's lotsa them sonsabitches out there. ;)
In the Bible "antichrist" was anyone who was antagonistic to Christianity if I'm not mistaken. "The" was added by silly people.
I believe you are, indeed, mistaken.
In Revelations, there are not multiple anti-christs... just one.
And that's real cool calling Christians "silly people"...
In the Bible "antichrist" was anyone who was antagonistic to Christianity if I'm not mistaken. "The" was added by silly people.
Damn. Seems there's lotsa them sonsabitches out there. ;)
And you too Z_B.
Calling Christians "sonsabitches" isn't cool.
Christ is the greek translation of Messiah.
A Messiah is a savior, there can be multiple Messiahs, but Yeshua is THE Messiah to some.
So multiple Antichrists are possible, Revelation just has THE Antichrist.
In the Bible "antichrist" was anyone who was antagonistic to Christianity if I'm not mistaken. "The" was added by silly people.
I believe you are, indeed, mistaken.
In Revelations, there are not multiple anti-christs... just one.
And that's real cool calling Christians "silly people"...
I have to look it up...
2 John 1:7
I say this because many deceivers, who do not acknowledge Jesus Christ as coming in the flesh, have gone out into the world. Any such person is the deceiver and the antichrist
I am just curious to know why he is an antichrist. What sort of antichristian stuff he does, aside from going to church.
Alright, this one's actually funny
Damnit... we need to fund moreschools like this one.
I have that image on one of my t-shirts. It looked appropriate for a math teacher
(The image minus the demotivational, that is)
I think Z_B was referring to anti-christs.
Yup.
And I would do that Canadian gurl. Because I have principales and I am veeeeery curious.
Yeah, she is kinda hawt!!
Oh!
ORC's in the house... thread closure imminent...
THE 2ND AMENDMENT
"I would never invade the United States.
There would be a gun behind every blade of grass
-- Isoruku Yamamato
on the other hand ...
If it hasn't changed, you are doing it wrong.
What sort of apocalypse is supposed to happen in 2012 anyway?
It really depends which particular moron you ask, each one has a different answer. The most popular scenarios seem to be: massive solar flares; a 180º polar shift; and being hit by an rogue planet.
Navigation is all GPS nowadays, so just get some strong sunscreen for the days and enjoy the auroras at night.
I wasn't asking you specifically. It was a question to the community.
So HS, do you have Mayan ancestors? Are from the original douchebags?
My ancestors are Euro-D-Bags actually. Spanish and Italian with a mix of other Euro-trash mixed in. I had the missfortune of being born in Colombia.
The only problem with the whole magnetic polarity reversal thing is that while it undergoes the flip, the earth will effectively have no magnetic field. Well, that or four poles: North, South, kinda north, the south that isn't very south, etc..
Navigation is all GPS nowadays, so just get some strong sunscreen for the days and enjoy the auroras at night.
Nasa has this to say about it.
Sometimes the field completely flips. The north and the south poles swap places. Such reversals, recorded in the magnetism of ancient rocks, are unpredictable. They come at irregular intervals averaging about 300,000 years; the last one was 780,000 years ago.
snip
Reversals take a few thousand years to complete, and during that time--contrary to popular belief--the magnetic field does not vanish. "It just gets more complicated," says Glatzmaier. Magnetic lines of force near Earth's surface become twisted and tangled, and magnetic poles pop up in unaccustomed places. A south magnetic pole might emerge over Africa, for instance, or a north pole over Tahiti. Weird. But it's still a planetary magnetic field, and it still protects us from space radiation and solar storms.
And they give this image of what the poles may look like during a shift
I wasn't asking you specifically. It was a question to the community.
So HS, do you have Mayan ancestors? Are from the original douchebags?
My ancestors are Euro-D-Bags actuallu. Spanish and Italian with a mix of other Euro-trash mixed in. I had the missfortune of being born in Colombia.
It depends how long ago they came.
I can trace back my roots to a French settle around 1712, but we mixed it up with some Natives.
But your Euro-ancestry might explain why you seem to have some socialist sympathies.
Yeah my parents from Spain and Italy. I... not so much. As for the Socialistic tendencies... it could be because of my Euro-ancestry... or it could be that I'm not a complete dick.
Hmmm, are you saying you need to be a dick to be a conservative?
No, but it certainly appears to be a desirable asset.
I wouldn't be surprised if the Mayan calendar ended in 2012 simply because of a mathematical error. After all we need to add a day every four years for our system to work – not particularly mathematically perfect IMO.
You could also be a dick without being a conservative. You can achieve that by insulting other people as if they weren't there.
I wouldn't be surprised if the Mayan calendar ended in 2012 simply because of a mathematical error. After all we need to add a day every four years for our system to work – not particularly mathematically perfect IMO.
It ended in 2012 because they ran out of room. They can only cram so much room on it. Considering they were a good 1,000 years ahead of schedule they might've though someone else could write another once 2012 drew near.
It's just a calendar, people, stop making a big god damned deal out of it. I mean for
sake, my calendar ends on December 31 of this year but you don't see people panicking about that.
More importantly, since when does anyone give a damn what the Mayans have to say about anything?
Plus, lets assume, for the sake of argument that "the Mayans were right" (Not that they actually predicted this blah blah blah but we've already thrown logic and reason out the window at this point anyway). What the **** are we gonna do about it? Hide in a bomb shelter? Because they can totally predict the apocalypse several thousand years in advance, but they couldn't predict bomb shelters?
So yeah, I'm having an apocalypse party. Get to laugh at all the silly people spazzing out, and on the 0% chance that the scientists do usher in armageddon that night, we go out partying.
So yeah, I'm having an apocalypse party. Get to laugh at all the silly people spazzing out, and on the 0% chance that the scientists do usher in armageddon that night, we go out partying.
I'm having a post-Apocalypse party the next day to make fun of all the idiots. Patrick geryl will be mocked in effigy.
Looking forward to it.
It is always safe to mock those who predict the end of the world. If you are right they look like an idiot and if they are right no one will be left to call you on it. Pretty much a perfect win/win situation…except for the everyone being dead part.
Nothing is idiotic in the Book of Revelations.
It's not easily decipherable either.
It is always safe to mock those who predict the end of the world. If you are right they look like an idiot and if they are right no one will be left to call you on it. Pretty much a perfect win/win situation…except for the everyone being dead part.
Nothing is idiotic in the Book of Revelations.
It's Book of Revelation. Singular.
It is always safe to mock those who predict the end of the world. If you are right they look like an idiot and if they are right no one will be left to call you on it. Pretty much a perfect win/win situation…except for the everyone being dead part.
Nothing is idiotic in the Book of Revelations.
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THE 2ND AMENDMENT
"I would never invade the United States.
There would be a gun behind every blade of grass
-- Isoruku Yamamato
on the other hand ...
If it hasn't changed, you are doing it wrong.
What sort of apocalypse is supposed to happen in 2012 anyway?
It really depends which particular moron you ask, each one has a different answer. The most popular scenarios seem to be: massive solar flares; a 180º polar shift; and being hit by an rogue planet.
Navigation is all GPS nowadays, so just get some strong sunscreen for the days and enjoy the auroras at night.
I wasn't asking you specifically. It was a question to the community.
So HS, do you have Mayan ancestors? Are from the original douchebags?
My ancestors are Euro-D-Bags actually. Spanish and Italian with a mix of other Euro-trash mixed in. I had the missfortune of being born in Colombia.
The only problem with the whole magnetic polarity reversal thing is that while it undergoes the flip, the earth will effectively have no magnetic field. Well, that or four poles: North, South, kinda north, the south that isn't very south, etc..
Navigation is all GPS nowadays, so just get some strong sunscreen for the days and enjoy the auroras at night.
Nasa has this to say about it.
Sometimes the field completely flips. The north and the south poles swap places. Such reversals, recorded in the magnetism of ancient rocks, are unpredictable. They come at irregular intervals averaging about 300,000 years; the last one was 780,000 years ago.
snip
Reversals take a few thousand years to complete, and during that time--contrary to popular belief--the magnetic field does not vanish. "It just gets more complicated," says Glatzmaier. Magnetic lines of force near Earth's surface become twisted and tangled, and magnetic poles pop up in unaccustomed places. A south magnetic pole might emerge over Africa, for instance, or a north pole over Tahiti. Weird. But it's still a planetary magnetic field, and it still protects us from space radiation and solar storms.
And they give this image of what the poles may look like during a shift
I wasn't asking you specifically. It was a question to the community.
So HS, do you have Mayan ancestors? Are from the original douchebags?
My ancestors are Euro-D-Bags actuallu. Spanish and Italian with a mix of other Euro-trash mixed in. I had the missfortune of being born in Colombia.
It depends how long ago they came.
I can trace back my roots to a French settle around 1712, but we mixed it up with some Natives.
But your Euro-ancestry might explain why you seem to have some socialist sympathies.
Yeah my parents from Spain and Italy. I... not so much. As for the Socialistic tendencies... it could be because of my Euro-ancestry... or it could be that I'm not a complete dick.
Hmmm, are you saying you need to be a dick to be a conservative?
No, but it certainly appears to be a desirable asset.
I wouldn't be surprised if the Mayan calendar ended in 2012 simply because of a mathematical error. After all we need to add a day every four years for our system to work – not particularly mathematically perfect IMO.
You could also be a dick without being a conservative. You can achieve that by insulting other people as if they weren't there.
I wouldn't be surprised if the Mayan calendar ended in 2012 simply because of a mathematical error. After all we need to add a day every four years for our system to work – not particularly mathematically perfect IMO.
It ended in 2012 because they ran out of room. They can only cram so much room on it. Considering they were a good 1,000 years ahead of schedule they might've though someone else could write another once 2012 drew near.
It's just a calendar, people, stop making a big god damned deal out of it. I mean for
sake, my calendar ends on December 31 of this year but you don't see people panicking about that.More importantly, since when does anyone give a damn what the Mayans have to say about anything?
Plus, lets assume, for the sake of argument that "the Mayans were right" (Not that they actually predicted this blah blah blah but we've already thrown logic and reason out the window at this point anyway). What the **** are we gonna do about it? Hide in a bomb shelter? Because they can totally predict the apocalypse several thousand years in advance, but they couldn't predict bomb shelters?
So yeah, I'm having an apocalypse party. Get to laugh at all the silly people spazzing out, and on the 0% chance that the scientists do usher in armageddon that night, we go out partying.
So yeah, I'm having an apocalypse party. Get to laugh at all the silly people spazzing out, and on the 0% chance that the scientists do usher in armageddon that night, we go out partying.
I'm having a post-Apocalypse party the next day to make fun of all the idiots. Patrick geryl will be mocked in effigy.
Looking forward to it.
It is always safe to mock those who predict the end of the world. If you are right they look like an idiot and if they are right no one will be left to call you on it. Pretty much a perfect win/win situation…except for the everyone being dead part.
Nothing is idiotic in the Book of Revelations.
It's not easily decipherable either.
It is always safe to mock those who predict the end of the world. If you are right they look like an idiot and if they are right no one will be left to call you on it. Pretty much a perfect win/win situation…except for the everyone being dead part.
Nothing is idiotic in the Book of Revelations.
It's Book of Revelation. Singular.
It is always safe to mock those who predict the end of the world. If you are right they look like an idiot and if they are right no one will be left to call you on it. Pretty much a perfect win/win situation…except for the everyone being dead part.
Nothing is idiotic in the Book of Revelations.
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