And so, without further ado...
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Lemonade, anyone?
Love the Star Wars figures...
(I think I had those when I was a kid... Oh, wait, no - I made my own with lighter fluid, lol)
A certain poster we know.
Awesome statue placement.
One for lokiare
EDIT:
Where's the beer fridge?
Where's the beer fridge?
RH keeps it in a wall safe not visible in the pic so the wife can't get to it.
"Change? spare change please I've been out of work since the mid 80's"
What a perv!
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Hands up: who else saw that coming?
Me!!! I don't think that Bush pic should have gotten cut, it wasn't really a political pic. But, oh well.
Hands up: who else saw that coming?
Me!!! I don't think that Bush pic should have gotten cut, it wasn't really a political pic. But, oh well.
Of course you do.
Dude, he was standing next to Rnoald McDonald and wearing a wig. Your pics were Obama giving speeches or in other semi-official situations and had captions mentioning his politics. The difference is clear.
Ummmm.....FOUL!
That truck witrh the missiles is epic.
I know, it'd be great to get some and somehow attach them to a friends car when they are in it with out them knowing and then driving up beside them real fast going "OMG LOOK OUT!!!!"
That truck witrh the missiles is epic.
I know, it'd be great to get some and somehow attach them to a friends car when they are in it with out them knowing and then driving up beside them real fast going "OMG LOOK OUT!!!!"
Ummmm.....FOUL!
Posting pics of drug use violates the CoC. YOu don't want the CoC violating you, do you?
I dunno... I think being French might still be worse.
I dunno... I think being French might still be worse.
Well, you have been living in Missouri for some time now. Eventually you were going to start liking the same things, right?
Not true.
I've not only slept with a few, I've married two.
And let me tell you... they're the devil.
Yeah but there's no way they were anywhere near as sexy as her. Or really any other woman. ;)
Not true.
I've not only slept with a few, I've married two.
And let me tell you... they're the devil.
Yeah but there's no way they were anywhere near as sexy as her. Or really any other woman. ;)
You don't know them, so what makes you think they were anywhere near as sexy as her? Or any other woman?
OH!
I see. You are trying to insult me.
You gotta do better than that kid.
We've seen pics of your wife. Also, see draco's post.
She's not hawt, she's got no soul. It'd be like bangin' a rump roast or something.
I'm pretty sure you could find some pics like that on the interwebz.
She's not hawt, she's got no soul. It'd be like bangin' a rump roast or something.
Not hawt...?
Can't be. No soul. See, thinkin' she's hot is like thinkin' a dog or a cat is hot. No soul. Gross.
Ok, but what if she had a soul?
Everything. It's not right to bang animals or parts of animals. The only exception to bangin' soulless objects is robots. That's cool.
Yeah, but animals aren't sentient. Gingers are.
Everything. It's not right to bang animals or parts of animals. The only exception to bangin' soulless objects is robots. That's cool.
Yeah, but animals aren't sentient. Gingers are.
You have proof of either of those two claims you're making?
Everything. It's not right to bang animals or parts of animals. The only exception to bangin' soulless objects is robots. That's cool.
Yeah, but animals aren't sentient. Gingers are.
You have proof of either of those two claims you're making?
No.
Everything. It's not right to bang animals or parts of animals. The only exception to bangin' soulless objects is robots. That's cool.
Yeah, but animals aren't sentient. Gingers are.
Most mammals and birds are sentient on some level or another. Crows, most apes, octopi, dolphins, parrots, and a few other animals are almost certainly sapient, as well.
Everything. It's not right to bang animals or parts of animals. The only exception to bangin' soulless objects is robots. That's cool.
Yeah, but animals aren't sentient. Gingers are.
Most mammals and birds are sentient on some level or another. Crows, most apes, octopi, dolphins, parrots, and a few other animals are almost certainly sapient, as well.
Interetsing. Link?
Interesting-Just to clarify, by sentient I mean the traditional definition of having self-awareness.
Sapient is a much weirder term in its common usage. The definition is fuzzy, and can best be described as more than sentient. Crows, parrots, octopi, elephants, and the other species I've mentioned all display complex problem solving skills and, in cases other than octopi, which are highly solitary, complex communication abilities and emotions. For example, crows and octopi hold grudges, elephants grieve, dolphins are sociopathic bastards, and so on.
Sentient: Most mammals and birds are quite clearly aware of themselves being individuals and seperate from the surrounding environment.
Sapient is a much weirder term in its common usage. The definition is fuzzy, and can best be described as more than sentient. Crows, parrots, octopi, elephants, and the other species I've mentioned all display complex problem solving skills and, in cases other than octopi, which are highly solitary, complex communication abilities and emotions. For example, crows and octopi hold grudges, elephants grieve, dolphins are sociopathic bastards, and so on.
Very interesting and cool. I think I'll haveto look into this some more.
She's not hawt, she's got no soul. It'd be like bangin' a rump roast or something.
Hrm... I don't see any freckles, so I suppose you are right. No soul.
Thanks dood. I just swallowed my copenhagen.
I was subscribed to Georges page when I was stoopid enough to be on FB... that dood is hilarious!
I know, George is probably the only "quality" celeb we have left. He also does good work for gay rights, and Sulu was cool on Star Trek. So, win!
I... I like Dwayne Johnson. He's cool, right?
Racist! What you got against blacks, bro? I mean, I know that Delaware was a slave state & all, but dood... Ya gotta get it go; it's been almost 150 years.
Does The Rock count as black? He always looked more tan white dood to me.
Racist! What you got against blacks, bro? I mean, I know that Delaware was a slave state & all, but dood... Ya gotta get it go; it's been almost 150 years.
Does The Rock count as black? He always looked more tan white dood to me.
Have you ever heard of the "One Drop Rule," from the Antebellum South (obviously, it's lasted much longer, but that isn't the point)? So long as you have a single black person in your ancestry, you count as black, no matter what you look like. (Probably somewhat oversimplified, but I don't really care.)
Racist! What you got against blacks, bro? I mean, I know that Delaware was a slave state & all, but dood... Ya gotta get it go; it's been almost 150 years.
Does The Rock count as black? He always looked more tan white dood to me.
Have you ever heard of the "One Drop Rule," from the Antebellum South (obviously, it's lasted much longer, but that isn't the point)? So long as you have a single black person in your ancestry, you count as black, no matter what you look like. (Probably somewhat oversimplified, but I don't really care.)
So, like, aren't we all black then?
Racist! What you got against blacks, bro? I mean, I know that Delaware was a slave state & all, but dood... Ya gotta get it go; it's been almost 150 years.
Does The Rock count as black? He always looked more tan white dood to me.
Have you ever heard of the "One Drop Rule," from the Antebellum South (obviously, it's lasted much longer, but that isn't the point)? So long as you have a single black person in your ancestry, you count as black, no matter what you look like. (Probably somewhat oversimplified, but I don't really care.)
So, like, aren't we all black then?
How dare you bring logic and evilution into this!
Racist! What you got against blacks, bro? I mean, I know that Delaware was a slave state & all, but dood... Ya gotta get it go; it's been almost 150 years.
Does The Rock count as black? He always looked more tan white dood to me.
Have you ever heard of the "One Drop Rule," from the Antebellum South (obviously, it's lasted much longer, but that isn't the point)? So long as you have a single black person in your ancestry, you count as black, no matter what you look like. (Probably somewhat oversimplified, but I don't really care.)
So, like, aren't we all black then?
Does that bother you?
No. Why would you ask that?
Have you ever heard of the "One Drop Rule," from the Antebellum South (obviously, it's lasted much longer, but that isn't the point)? So long as you have a single black person in your ancestry, you count as black, no matter what you look like. (Probably somewhat oversimplified, but I don't really care.)
It's not just blacks in the Antebellum south, it's ethnic and racial identity as a whole.
For example, the Supreme Court recently heard oral arguments in a case involving a Native American man. By blood he's only 6/256 Indian. But for the relevant laws he still counted as an Indian. Why? Because his tribe said "yep"1.
Another example: St. Patty's day, the day when there are more Irish people living in America then there are in Ireland.
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1This was relevant to the case because of laws enacted in the 70s or 80s (I think. Not solid on the years) to prevent states from commiting virtual genocide on Native Americans through adoption. IIRC, at the time some states were forcibly adopting out as many as 1/6 of indian babies to white families.
Ah, the good ol' days. Where the government forcible sterilized poor black women without their knowledge or consent, told Indian mothers their babies died in child birth so they could adopt out them out and depopulte the native tribes, and gay men in civil service hid their orientation because they could be barred from civil service for it2.
2On account of them being gay meant they could be blackmailed3.
3Yes, this requires circular thinking.
As for The Rock, he's half black, half Polynesian.
Have you ever heard of the "One Drop Rule," from the Antebellum South (obviously, it's lasted much longer, but that isn't the point)? So long as you have a single black person in your ancestry, you count as black, no matter what you look like. (Probably somewhat oversimplified, but I don't really care.)
It's not just blacks in the Antebellum south, it's ethnic and racial identity as a whole.
Ah. It was the best example I could think of, for that kind of thought.
Racist! What you got against blacks, bro? I mean, I know that Delaware was a slave state & all, but dood... Ya gotta get it go; it's been almost 150 years.
Does The Rock count as black? He always looked more tan white dood to me.
Have you ever heard of the "One Drop Rule," from the Antebellum South (obviously, it's lasted much longer, but that isn't the point)? So long as you have a single black person in your ancestry, you count as black, no matter what you look like. (Probably somewhat oversimplified, but I don't really care.)
So, like, aren't we all black then?
Does that bother you?
No. Why would you ask that?
Why would you?
To disprove a proposed theory of racial identity?
Racist! What you got against blacks, bro? I mean, I know that Delaware was a slave state & all, but dood... Ya gotta get it go; it's been almost 150 years.
Does The Rock count as black? He always looked more tan white dood to me.
Have you ever heard of the "One Drop Rule," from the Antebellum South (obviously, it's lasted much longer, but that isn't the point)? So long as you have a single black person in your ancestry, you count as black, no matter what you look like. (Probably somewhat oversimplified, but I don't really care.)
So, like, aren't we all black then?
Does that bother you?
No. Why would you ask that?
Why would you?
To disprove a proposed theory of racial identity?
How do you "disprove a proposed theory of racial identity" by asking that question?
Because if everyone is one racial identity, then the theory clearly needs work.
Racist! What you got against blacks, bro? I mean, I know that Delaware was a slave state & all, but dood... Ya gotta get it go; it's been almost 150 years.
Does The Rock count as black? He always looked more tan white dood to me.
Have you ever heard of the "One Drop Rule," from the Antebellum South (obviously, it's lasted much longer, but that isn't the point)? So long as you have a single black person in your ancestry, you count as black, no matter what you look like. (Probably somewhat oversimplified, but I don't really care.)
So, like, aren't we all black then?
Does that bother you?
No. Why would you ask that?
Why would you?
To disprove a proposed theory of racial identity?
How do you "disprove a proposed theory of racial identity" by asking that question?
Because if everyone is one racial identity, then the theory clearly needs work.
We're all Terran-born humans, no? Seems good enough to me.
Racist! What you got against blacks, bro? I mean, I know that Delaware was a slave state & all, but dood... Ya gotta get it go; it's been almost 150 years.
Does The Rock count as black? He always looked more tan white dood to me.
Have you ever heard of the "One Drop Rule," from the Antebellum South (obviously, it's lasted much longer, but that isn't the point)? So long as you have a single black person in your ancestry, you count as black, no matter what you look like. (Probably somewhat oversimplified, but I don't really care.)
So, like, aren't we all black then?
Does that bother you?
No. Why would you ask that?
Why would you?
To disprove a proposed theory of racial identity?
How do you "disprove a proposed theory of racial identity" by asking that question?
Because if everyone is one racial identity, then the theory clearly needs work.
But everyone isn't one racial identity.
And even if they were, some wouldn't admit it.
*shrug*
Carry on.
At least the second sentence is true. ;)
Racist! What you got against blacks, bro? I mean, I know that Delaware was a slave state & all, but dood... Ya gotta get it go; it's been almost 150 years.
Does The Rock count as black? He always looked more tan white dood to me.
Have you ever heard of the "One Drop Rule," from the Antebellum South (obviously, it's lasted much longer, but that isn't the point)? So long as you have a single black person in your ancestry, you count as black, no matter what you look like. (Probably somewhat oversimplified, but I don't really care.)
So, like, aren't we all black then?
Does that bother you?
No. Why would you ask that?
Why would you?
To disprove a proposed theory of racial identity?
How do you "disprove a proposed theory of racial identity" by asking that question?
Because if everyone is one racial identity, then the theory clearly needs work.
We're all Terran-born humans, no? Seems good enough to me.
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Kinda interesting from a design/advertising standpoint, but pretty funny too.
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I prefer this one.
I prefer this one.
They're both good, tbh.
i perfer the force lightning one too, thats why i posted it earlier in the thread. I wish I had a force lightning throwing sith lord squirel, i'd name him Darth Chuckles cause he'd make me lol.
Until I commanded him to kill you.
Any squirrel can be bought if you have enough nuts.
Heres one for the FR fans (ZB).
Huh?
Attractive girls falling asleep in public places...
What is up with that white girl's hipster burka?
Does it intimidate you?
It makes me wonder why she's riding a train alone.
Would you sit next to a hipster on a train?
He went to lube up.
Hipsters use lube? I thought they used bacon grease. Yanno, to be ironic.
thats hilariousUss Virginity.
Ikr, as soon as I saw that I was like "I need to share that with the OTTers."
That's nuthin'. Look up "Lego Horseshoe" & post that. It's actually pretty cool... But you know that dood has no girlfriend.
Meh... not too bad. I mean, at least that guy knows what a girl is. He may never get with one, but he knows what a girl is. These guys on the other hand...
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Meh... not too bad. I mean, at least that guy knows what a girl is. He may never get with one, but he knows what a girl is. These guys on the other hand...
www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/AL...
Morons. If they'd have made any version of the Enterprise or even Terok Nor they'd have been slayin' the poon. Meh... not too bad. I mean, at least that guy knows what a girl is. He may never get with one, but he knows what a girl is. These guys on the other hand...
www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/AL...
Morons. If they'd have made any version of the Enterprise or even Terok Nor they'd have been slayin' the poon.
That's it! I'm now the Poon Slayer of the House of Trolls!
Now, the reason that's so nerdly: dood even built the inner concourses, including bathrooms. He used those gray tube pieces Lego uses as motorcycle & semi exhaust pipes as plumbing.
It's pretty sweet but it's also uber lame.
I think that sums it up pretty well.
I was about to say how would his wife let him take up so much time and storage space, but then the brain woke up and was like "dude! he doesn't have a wife, the closest thing to a girlfriend he's ever had is a sticky picture of Jenna Jameson"
I'd say trekkies are even more pathetic than SW fans... But that Cumberbatch might actually be a chick magnet.
I mean, pretty much everyone who told me that horribly dull BBC Sherlok is any good was a girl or a woman.
I'd say trekkies are even more pathetic than SW fans...
"Trekkies" are, but trekkie =!= Star Trek fan.
But that Cumberbatch might actually be a chick magnet.
I mean, pretty much everyone who told me that horribly dull BBC Sherlok is any good was a girl or a woman.
He's one ugly bastard.
(in his star trek bad guy voice)
"Hey girls wanna come over to my place and play in my lego stadium.....its okay its in the basement........ with the others"
^
But that Cumberbatch might actually be a chick magnet.
I mean, pretty much everyone who told me that horribly dull BBC Sherlok is any good was a girl or a woman.
He's one ugly bastard.
He is, yet they still all fawn over him.
His voice is very cool though, I heard he was supposed to voice Smaug? Which would be funny considering Watson is Bilbo.
But that Cumberbatch might actually be a chick magnet.
I mean, pretty much everyone who told me that horribly dull BBC Sherlok is any good was a girl or a woman.
He's one ugly bastard.
He is, yet they still all fawn over him.
His voice is very cool though, I heard he was supposed to voice Smaug? Which would be funny considering Watson is Bilbo.
I was about to say how would his wife let him take up so much time and storage space, but then the brain woke up and was like "dude! he doesn't have a wife, the closest thing to a girlfriend he's ever had is a sticky picture of Jenna Jameson"
I was about to say how would his wife let him take up so much time and storage space, but then the brain woke up and was like "dude! he doesn't have a wife, the closest thing to a girlfriend he's ever had is a sticky picture of Jenna Jameson"
Wow man! look at that guy lol. I don't want to know what he's going to do with that tape measure do I?
I was about to say how would his wife let him take up so much time and storage space, but then the brain woke up and was like "dude! he doesn't have a wife, the closest thing to a girlfriend he's ever had is a sticky picture of Jenna Jameson"
We have our first pic of Pontiac, ladies and gentlemen!
I was about to say how would his wife let him take up so much time and storage space, but then the brain woke up and was like "dude! he doesn't have a wife, the closest thing to a girlfriend he's ever had is a sticky picture of Jenna Jameson"
We have our first pic of Pontiac, ladies and gentlemen!
Keep dreaming son.
Maybe Dennis Haysbert or Andre Braughercould pull it off?
Or Sean Connery. He's already got dragon voicin' experience.
he's retired though isn't he?
I was under the impression that he'd died onboard the Red October in 1989.
Sorry to break this to you son, but movies aren't real that actor (Connery) survived and went on to make some movies better left forgotten.
BRAINS!!!! BRAINS!!!!
I'd like to see Mel Brooks do the voice of Smaug. They should also let him rewrite Smaug's lines.
This. Just watched Blazing Saddles again last night and I know this would improve the movie immensely.
'Nobody move or the dragon gets it!'
'Hey where are da hobbit women at?'
Warsaw imitating Venice
(it says: "Pool's open. Go for a swim")
(it says: "Pool's open. Go for a swim")Why am I not surprised that the Poles have dinghies?
It's also reasonable to have a kisby ring in your car. Even in a land-locked city.
Also, related music (the title is "Today it's raining again")
You think I'm HD, or something?! Even I have better fashion sense than to wear faux leopard print.
Not when you say we're playing Cat and Mouse!
Even then I go the Black Panther route. I didn't realize it was so dark you couldn't tell.
What...what are you...planning?
Way too thin to be draco.
Even then I go the Black Panther route. I didn't realize it was so dark you couldn't tell.
What...what are you...planning?
Who, me?
Even then I go the Black Panther route. I didn't realize it was so dark you couldn't tell.
What...what are you...planning?
Who, me?
Yes, you.
Way too thin to be draco.
Even then I go the Black Panther route. I didn't realize it was so dark you couldn't tell.
What...what are you...planning?
Who, me?
Yes, you.
Nothing. Nothing at all...
Even then I go the Black Panther route. I didn't realize it was so dark you couldn't tell.
What...what are you...planning?
Who, me?
Yes, you.
Nothing. Nothing at all...
Do you have an example video of this nothing?
Not yet...
Mmm.
^
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It was followed by 10 minutes of the Heat winning the NBA championship. :nonono
So what is that TS reference?
Who knows?
Floridians?
Who knows?
Floridians?
..."window.parent.tinyMCE.get('post_content').onLoad.dispatch();" contenteditable="true" />1It was followed by 10 minutes of the Heat winning the NBA championship. :nonono
Amazing!
So what is that TS reference?
*raises hand*
I know!
Amazing!
So what is that TS reference?
Trapped Slider, duh!!
Not that good but Troy is the hottest ST female.
say what?
SHAZAM!
That stoopid shirt was about Taylor Swift.
I have teen daughters so yeah I knew that, but Im really wondering how you knew that!?
That stoopid shirt was about Taylor Swift.
I have teen daughters so yeah I knew that, but Im really wondering how you knew that!?
He had your teen daughters too.
That is so retardis.
That stoopid shirt was about Taylor Swift.
I have teen daughters so yeah I knew that, but Im really wondering how you knew that!?
Umm ... I follow news on the intertoobz an' saw an article about it.
That stoopid shirt was about Taylor Swift.
I have teen daughters so yeah I knew that, but Im really wondering how you knew that!?
Umm ... I follow news on the intertoobz an' saw an article about it.
Sure, whatever you say, youre probably jamming out to "We are neve,ever,ever,ever,ever getting back together" right now.
