Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 mynameisjake Dec 26, 2009 2:47:02
#2 KillerGM Dec 26, 2009 2:52:30	Why you gotta stereotype?  Just cause they're ugly doesn't mean they're evil.  I think they're kind of cute, myself.
#3 dirtyfrank Dec 26, 2009 2:53:27	Those. Look. Awesome.
#4 mynameisjake Dec 26, 2009 2:57:16	Another one. Gotta love the teeth....
#5 baneofelves Dec 26, 2009 2:58:13	I just wanna give him a big kiss. *smooch*
#6 mynameisjake Dec 26, 2009 3:00:22	Kiss this.
#7 baneofelves Dec 26, 2009 3:09:51	*smooch*
#8 Klirshon Dec 26, 2009 3:34:29	Careful with those fish. They came from a bad part of town and don't take kindly to name calling. The second one is a confused illithid. I believe that last one is a mole that mistakenly glued two tiny octopi to its face. How it obtained the molluscs is probably a mystery that even the mole can't figure out (let alone where it found the glue). Edit: Yes I know the tendrils on the mole creature is more than sixteen... the octopi were probably mutants to boot.
#9 baneofelves Dec 26, 2009 3:35:34	A wizard did it when he was drunk.
#10 Klirshon Dec 26, 2009 3:37:05	That or other fine, uh... supplements...
#11 baneofelves Dec 26, 2009 3:45:31	Let's not go there. I may be a twisted mother****er at times, but I DO NOT WANT TO GO THERE. Now, changing the subject. How's that edition war going?
#12 mynameisjake Dec 26, 2009 4:12:10	Pretty sure this one is at least a CR 5....
#13 baneofelves Dec 26, 2009 4:15:09	Eh, more like 4.
#14 mynameisjake Dec 26, 2009 4:23:19	Yeah, but that's the baby....
#15 baneofelves Dec 26, 2009 4:28:20	Let's see an adult. I'm not going to bed till 3.
#16 ADHadh Dec 26, 2009 5:19:55	Jake, can you find anything that wasn't on Cracked? Here is a hatchet fish from side: Still ugly, but certainly less terrifying than the aliens from Avatar.
#17 Klirshon Dec 26, 2009 5:23:46	Ugly? No, just designed to serve a purpose. That purpose is to be used as a weapon like the name describes. Thing is, the most it will probably cleave (unless used by a skilled warrior) is your cleanliness...
#18 dirtyfrank Dec 26, 2009 15:19:44	Pretty sure this one is at least a CR 5.... This thing looks awesome. can't get dang pics to be in quotes
#19 mynameisjake Dec 26, 2009 18:22:34	This one is supposed to be scary, but I think it's kinda cute.
#20 Mad_Jack Dec 26, 2009 19:54:06	Here is a hatchet fish from side:. I used to have a fighter/rogue back in 3.5 who was specialized in throwing-hatchetfish...
#21 pigknight Dec 27, 2009 11:43:14	Old news. I have the evilest fish! Show
#22 Klirshon Dec 27, 2009 20:27:33	That is not a fish, that's a mollusk-headed elder evil.
#23 zombie_babies Dec 28, 2009 9:46:40	I used to have a fighter/rogue back in 3.5 who was specialized in throwing-hatchetfish... Apparently you also have a writer that's specialized in using them to make jokes.  Ye-eeesh.
#24 Klirshon Dec 28, 2009 9:52:40	Tis probably why the character is multi-classed in rogue. That way the character can take skill points in such a profession (unfortunately that skill can not be used to make money for some reason though).
#25 mynameisjake Dec 29, 2009 0:54:59	No, that is not photoshopped, and yes that is a real, live crab.
#26 calronmoonflower Dec 29, 2009 2:01:11	No, that is not photoshopped, and yes that is a real, live crab. It a coconut crab. Now if you want to see something, I give you, Bathynomus giganteus
#27 ADHadh Dec 29, 2009 10:50:56	It a coconut crab. Now if you want to see something, I give you, Bathynomus giganteus
#28 boraxe Dec 29, 2009 11:16:33	Those may all look freaky, but this is still teh stuff of nightmares for anyone who saw Jaws as a kid…
#29 mynameisjake Dec 29, 2009 18:56:38	I think I was 6? Maybe? Never gotten over it.
#30 Klirshon Dec 29, 2009 20:25:51	I thought Jaws was awesome when I was that age (however I feared Chucky for some reason).