In light of not finding the latest "Would you rather...?" thread, I give you...
Would You Rather...? II
For those of you who are new: In this game you start off by answering the previous question. In order to start a new question, you must post "Would you rather..." at the beginning.
Let's (Re)start!
Would you rather go down to Hell or get catapulted into a vat of acid?
Go to hell. I want to see if it's really a metalhead's paradise before I decide to live there permanently.
Would you rather kill Harry Potter, or Edward? (from Twilight)
Edward, or anybody from Twilight. Just because they sparkle.
Would you rather have plenty to eat, none of it tasting very good, or sparse meals, few and far between, that taste great?
Sparse meals that taste great. What? You think I'm a hypocrit? S:/
Would you rather cover your entire waffle with whipped cream or eat a 2 lb sno-cone?
I REALLY like waffles, along with whipped cream.
WYR join PETA or that crazy lady's anti-D&D thing?
I would rather join PETA... we are talking about People for Eating Tasty Animals right?
Would you rather die fighting or live cowardly?
Die fighting. My warcry is 'Victory or Vallhalla', so that should give a hint as to why.
WYR eat BBQ beef ribs or steak?
Since the type of steak was not included (like ones that involve seafood), I would rather have the BBQ beef ribs.
Would you rather take a gasoline bath or an isopropyl alcohol shower?
Isopropyl so I can burn clear
WYR always have a person actively trying to harm you, or never be able to love again?
Always have someone trying to harm me. Having an arch-nemesis is pretty cool.
WYR live in a big city, surrounded by friends, but with no internet at all, or in an isolated part of the country where all of your social contact is on the internet?
I hate in person intrction, so... The country side.
WYR take over the job of one of the Old Ones(from Lovecraft's works) or take a Daedra Lord's (from the Elder Scolls series)?
Work for the Old Ones.
WYR work for the Seers of the Throne, or the Banishers?
The who or the whatsit?
And I said take over the job of, not work for.
WYR be a servile toady or an all powerful god who could smite his enemies at a whim?
Both. Just because I could. WYR be Odin, or Zeus?
Hm... Odin. Vikings are cooler than Greeks, and they're my schools mascot.
WYR have to answer 'what's a Grecian urn?' or listen to some other lame cliché joke?
Grecian Urn, since I (kinda) know about them.
WYR be buried 6 feet under, or dropped into lava?
Lava. Its more my style...
WYR read Batman or Deadpool comics?
Batman, 'cause I'm not familiar with the other and I really like Batman.
WYR be the lead role in a good-paying but overly sappy soap opera or have a low-paying but one-time bit part in an awesome action movie?
I'd rather take part in an awesome action movie! Quality over Quantity...
Would you rather give a Bard a peg leg, or make a cape for a Cleric?
Um. I'm not really the type to arbitrarily mutilate a bard, so make a cape for the cleric I suppose.
Would you rather arbitrarily mutilate someone, or arbitrarily defilibrate someone?
If you have to ask, you haven't read many of my posts. Mutilate.
WYR play Warhammer Fantasy or Warhammer 40k?
Warhammer Fantasy because I've never played it.
WYR read a book or watch a movie?
Book so I can get my money's worth.
WYR Be a Red Lantern or an Orange Lantern (Powers of rage and greed, respectively)
Orange.
WYR have regeneration or te ablity to set things on fire with your mind?
Regeneration, just in case the guy with the Firestarter power sets me on fire.
Would you rather do something that benefits a small group of people and be wildly famous for it, or do something that benefits a large group of people but never be known for it?
Benefit a large number of people, I never liked being the center of attention anyway.
would you rather be able to fly or turn invisible?
invisible
wyr play r/p/s with marilith or toss whips with balor?
Toss whips with a Balor. That sounds like fun!
WYR have magic that affects the mind, and can alter the fabrics of reality, or magic that allows you to command the souls of the dead and manipulate matter?
IWR have the ability to affect minds and alter reality; possessing necromantic powers doesn't appeal to me as much. Besides, all those souls bugging you every five seconds to be set free? Ugh, no thanks!
- WYR be reincarnated in the body of an animate doll, or be reincarnated in the body of a natural animal?
an animal
wyr throw ice on cars or find out where snake people come from?
Find out where the snake people come from. Knowledge is teh powurz.
WYR throw infants or midgets at moving vehicles?
IWR throw midgets. Their a wee-mite more durable then infants.
- WYR do something incredibly heroic and never be recognized for it, or do something completely evil and be remembered for an eternity?
Heroic and never recognized for it. At least I did something good, and I'D know that I did it, which is all that really matters.
WYR watch the Hannah Montana show, or carve your eyes out with a spoon?
IWR watch Hannah Montana. Fortunately I often babysit over my little nieces and nephew's, so I'm used to watching everything on Family and Teletoon. 
- WYRfight a ferocious tiger naked, or endure five minutes of Celine Dione?
Since midgets are in fact sand flies, I would rather throw them at cars rather than babies.
Would you rather want each season to last one day or one year?
bah! you are to fast for me.
Gimme the spoon. EDIT: Ahh ninjad. Let's go with one-day seasons I like variety.
WYR be last person on a crashing plane without a parachute or trapped on a train headed towards a sudden drop?
Hits reset button:
I'd rather fight the tiger.
WYR be last person on a crashing plane without a parachute or trapped on a train headed towards a sudden drop?
The plane I'd like to go skydiving at least once in my life.
watch this then answer www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WgT9gy4zQA
Wyr be Chuck Norris or Mr.Rogers in the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny?
Rogers, obviously.
WYR Fight Deadpool, or endure an hour of him telling jokes?
I think you mean bow down and worship him for his sheer awesomeness.
WYR see Deadpool fight Batman, or Dr. Doom fight Batman?
All of them fight each other at the same time (including batman vs. batman)
WYR help a kindly old lady across the street, or push her in front of a moving bus?
The odds are that the old lady is my grandmother, and she has a tendency to be nice to me, so...
Help her across the street.
WYR watch Gurren Laggan or the single most girly anime in existance?
Gurren Laggan.
WYR be a Warhammer 40k Dreadnought, or be the wielder of Soul Edge?
Both, plus have Tengen Toppa Gurren Laggan.
WYR be on my side if I get that, or not?
Not. I don't want to be associated as an ally of someone who wields a power that will destroy all existence. I'd have to go and get some strong magics and good guy gear, and then we could battle it out in some forsaken wasteland!
WYR have that battle, or just play some chess instead?
Goodbye forsaken wasteland...
Hello even more forsaken void...
WYR have a Gunmen or a Gundam?
Both.
WYR play Soulcalibur 3, or Magic: The Gathering?
MTG.
WYR mock the Yu-Gi-Oh trading card game or play it?
Mock it. Magic is the only card game worth playing. WYR be the right or left hand of the devil?
Why not just be him?
WYR see Mayuri fight Sayzel or Hat and Clogs?
I'd rather see Ichigo fight Grimmjow.
WYR be Ichigo, or Aizen?
The manipulative bastard. Illusions trump stabbing things for your friends.
Seeing as we're talkin' anime/manga...
WYR be Luffy or be Kamina?
I have no idea who either of them are, so I will answer with this: Batman.
WYR watch batman kill chuck norris, or chuck norris kill batman?
Both are impossible.
(Luffy's from One Piece, and Kamina is from Gurren Lagann. To quote the great one 'Don't believe in yourself! Believe in me! Believe in me believing in you!')
WYR go out in a blaze of glory or in a blaze of gore?
A blaze of glorious gore?
WYR listen to Nightwish or Dimmu Borgir?
Who are those?
WYR hear a lecture about how awesome Gurren Lagann is, or just watch it yourself?
Just watch it.
WYR that I killed you slowly and painfully, or you learn who Nightwish and Dimmu Borgir are?
IWR that I killed you slowly and painfully.
WYR listen to good music that is too loud to be enjoyed (by you) or sucky music that very soft?
Good music.
WYR play in my current online campaign or listen to me talk about how awesome Grren Laggan is?
I would rather play on your Online campaign. By the way, how do we get to your campaign? Seems interesting...
Would you rather participate in either one of my PbP's in my group, or spin a basketball on your foot- while standing on your hands?
Play in one of your PbPs. The thing with the basketball. I wouldn't touch 4.0 with an eleven foot pole.
Follow the shiny.
WYR listen to how me about awesome Gurren Lagann is, or go read TV Tropes' thoughts on the matter?
listen to you because i know something you don't know.
WYR be caught doin' it with your best friend's boy/girlfriend or have to collect shinies for the rest of your life?
Collect Shinies... MARIO STYLE!!!
Would you rather be stuck in a plane line with the plane leaving in 5 minutes, or be counted as absent to your class- after you walk in the door 5 seconds after the bell rings?
Absent to class. I like to screw with by-the-book authority figures.
WYR be spend a year on a deserted island with Roseanne Barr or Amy Winehouse?
Which ever one wins a fight to the death.
WYR be Garland or Fighter from 8-bit theater?
...Garland.
WYR I be Black Mage or Red Mage from the same?
I don't know... Red Mage?
WYR never have extreme short-term memory loss, or split personality disorder?
Split personality disorder... I'm very good at that! 
Would you rather play D&D with a tactical DM, or play D&D with an absurd DM?
With a tactical DM. I hate it when my party turns into a muffin sandwich.
WYR find someone else's dirty underwear in your room, or a dead rat? (Keep in mind the former means someone broke in)