Answer the "Would you rather ..." question in the post before you, then post your own.
Would you rather age only from the neck up, or age only from the neck down?
Would you rather eat a pound of pasta, or a pound of ice cream?
Would you rather be mechanically induced to scream at the top of your lungs for an hour, or have your eyes glued shut for a day?
Would you rather have to endure one of KGM's twisted experiments, or be the judge at a troubled kids Yu-Gi-Oh! league?
But I'd pick mine; at least one of me would be having fun. ;)
Would you rather have eyes that always smile or have a voice that makes people calm?
After you die, would you prefer to be hatefully remembered or forgotten forever?
Would you rather wrestle a kobold, or a goblin?
Would you rather have the power of invisibility, or be able to produce sparks from your fingertips?
Would you rather have a wolf animal companion or a crow familiar?
A crow familiar.
Would you rather want the ability to fly, go invisible, or read thoughts?
Would you rather be a ninja, or a lin kuei?
Cats or Dogs?
Would you rather be mauled to death by a badger, or swallowed by an anaconda?
EDIT: Swallowed. No teeth.
Would you rather own a cat or own a dog?
Would you, armed with a spear, rather fight a gorilla, or fight a wolverine while unarmed?
Would you have bad sex or a great pizza?
Would you rather have no RP for the rest of your life or lame Edition War softcore erotica RP?
WYR be forced to preface everything you say with the phrase "Tuck it in" under threat of being slapped, or have a magnetic head?
Would you, armed with a spear, rather fight a gorilla, or fight a wolverine while unarmed?
WYR be forced to preface everything you say with the phrase "Tuck it in" under threat of being slapped, or have a magnetic head?
Tuck it in, would you rather spend the afternoon in the sun, or play an RPG?
Would you rather ignore my question completely or answer it?
Would you rather read erotica or watch bad porn?
Would you have to eat raw onions for a day or drink pureed steak for a day.
Would you rather Fight a Black Dragon or a Red Dragon of the same Age category?
Would you rather be a phony, famous/rich artist (think Vanilla Ice) or doomed to obscurity and little cash, but incredibly talented?
Black Dragon... preferred wyrmling.
Would you rather be a phony, famous/rich artist (think Vanilla Ice) or doomed to obscurity and little cash, but incredibly talented?
Incredibly Talented.
WYR not have a reflection or not have a shadow?
Would you rather eat a whole raw onion, or an entire head of raw garlic?
Would you rather have them as eyes or fingers if your nipples are to be replaced?
Would you rather be a paladin in a group with Richard from LFG or in a group with Belkar from OotS?
Would you rather flip a coin or roll a dice?
You forgot "Lord of the Dance".
Nope, I didn't. Richard never says that on page three with the rest of it.
Would you rather flip a coin or roll a dice?
Would you rather watch the ocean waves at night, or watch the sun rise while sitting on a very high mountain?
Would you rather spend your life completely alone (i.e., no human contacts whatsoever, no internet, phone, etc.) or in some sort of huis clos with lots of people from whom you can never escape (for this question, consider them to be statistically taken from the dominant demographic, i.e. not fifty fellow geeks)?
Would your rather be a space oddity, or a spider from mars?
Would you rather live in eternal night, or in eternal cloudless sunshine?
Barring yourself would you rather have all women or all men vanish from the face of the earth?
Would you rather make and eat pop tarts or a bowl of cream of wheat?
Would you prefer to live forever (unaging, invulnerable, etc.) and without sleeping, or die (peacefully) right now?
Would you rather have a game of D&D where the other players can't roleplay at all, or a game of FATAL where everybody is excellent roleplayers.
Would you rather bargan with a demon or an evil genie.
Would you rather die by pie or cake?
Would you rather be able to control dogs by mental domination or talk to (and understand) birds in a freindly mannor
WYR vomit every time you sneezed, or not have hands?
Would you rather live in a cold environment like Alaska, or heat wave environment like Nebraska? Hey, it rhymes.
WYR X or Y?
Would you rather be shot in the stomach with a .50 Magnum, or drown in a lake with a weight at your feet?
Would you rather drink urine or eat feces?
WYR live alone for the rest of your life, or have to live with someone you hate for 5 years?
WYR eat steak or pizza?
WYR be able to stop time while you slept, or never need to do laundry?
WYR live in a big city environment, or the calm country life?
WYR suck on a live cattle prod for five minutes, or be imprisoned for 25 years?
WYR be a cow or a pig (you keep your intelligence)?
WYR bake a cake, or make some cookies?
Cake! :D
WYR sacrifice yourself for someone, or have someone sacrifice themselves for you?
Would you rather have an academic title (PhD or such) or a title of nobility?
WYR play D&D on a mountain, or on the beach?
WYR Read a bad webcomic or watch a bad movie?
WYR hit every red light for the rest of your life, or always be wrong?
WYR play d&d on a mountain, or on a beach? Second time around.
Would you rather live in a medieval manor or a modern penthouse?
EDIT: Jesus, I was still responding to the first... ah well.
WYR drink pepsi, or coca-cola?
WYR Lose a foot or lose a hand?
WYR listen to Mozart, or Beethoven?
Would you rather be drunk on power, or powerfully drunk?
WYR Swallow a live mouse or go without food for three days?
Would you rather have the freedom to fail or excel at your own merit, or be chained to mediocrity.
WYR meet the pope, or the dalai lama?
WYR have everyone pretending to be happy, or have your problems out in the open?
WYR have your SO admit (s)he's really gay/straight or LARP FATAL?
Would you rather die in your sleep or in a fatal accident?
WYR play d&d in the afternoon, or the evening?
Would you rather be eviscerated, or disintegrated?
WYR be CE or LE?
WYR listen to Cher, or be eaten alive by penguins?
Would you rather lose the ability to read, or the ability to taste?
Barbarian or Ranger?
Would you rather be a Rogue, or a rogue?
Would you rather be an Orbizzard, Wandizzie or a Staffizzie?
Would you rather play under the 3.x pantheon or the 4e pantheon?
WYR play with 3.x or 4E rules?
Would you rather carry an umbrella or risk getting wet?
Would you rather cook a big meal, wash a few sink loads worth of dishes, take out the trash throughout the entire house, or mow the lawn?
Would you rather have the illusion of choice or knowledge that there really was only one choice all along?
Would you rather ask a silly question or participate in word association?
Would you rather, as a GM, give your PCs a false dilemma situation or one in which there really is no third option?
WYR play in a game with a horrible GM, or run your own with horrible players?
WYR run around crying wolf all day, or would you pee your pants non-stop all day?
WYR walk over broken glass or hot coals?
WYR be stuck in a crappy video game or a b-rated movie?
WYR enjoy Japanese food, or Chinese?
WYR be a warrior, mage, or warrior/mage?
WYR go to GenCon or E3?
WYR have a Katana, or Zweihander?
Would you rather be stuck in the Marvel or the DC universe?
Would you rather be stuck in the God of War videogame, or the Devil May Cry videogame?
Would you rather fight Liu Kang or Bruce Lee in a fist fight?
Would you rather play Pokemon or Rifts?
WYR eat Indian food, or Arabian?
Would you rather have me RPing all the people you meet for the rest of your life, or Bane?
WYR have an electric car, or solar-powered?
Would you rather live in the Star Trek universe, or the Star Wars universe?
WYR play a combat heavy campaign or a role-play heavy campaign?
Would you rather be wrong, but accepted, or right but loathed?
Would you rather meet Lance Armstrong, or meet Michael Phelps?
Would you rather **** off Blackmage from 8bit theater or Richard from LFG?
Would you rather be taught Magic by a lich Necromancer or to use the force by a sith lord.
Would you rather fight off a horde of zerg or a horde of undead (the knock you over and chew you alive kind of undead)
Would you rather, play F.A.T.A.L or watch Bloodrayne 2?
Would you rather be flung 100 years into the past (you can choose the spot you land like london or wherever) Or flung 100 years into the future (you can choose the spot but no clue if that place is safe anymore)
Would you rather, eat alligator, or snake?
Alligator. More to eat. ;)
WYR walk a mile in my shoes or have me walk one in yours?
Would you rather be forced to play (like against the grim reaper) Chess for your soul or Paper-Rock-Scissors (first to two wins) for your soul
Would you rather ask an insightful question or give an insightful answer?
Would you rather write a book that will gain critical aclaim and make you a house hold name after you are dead or write the next kid's book fad (like goosebumps, animamorphs, harry, twilight, ect).
WYR make a discovery or be discovered?
Would you rather have the ability to fly (like in Heros) or have 5 billion dollors
Would you rathe I talk about fire, or I talk about the Flayin' Inqusition?
Would you rather have your favorate tv show end perfectly (wrapping everything up nicely), or have it go on another season but end in a cliffhanger and killing off some of your favorate characters.
WYR save someone from a life or death situation or be saved yourself from saod situation (you live or they do, no other way)?
Would you rather have the ability to contol fire with your mind or the ability to control plants with your mind.
WYR answer honestly or how you're expected to?
Would you rather be trapped in a maze with an Alien (from Alien) or with a Predator (from Predator)
Would you rather pretend to be something you're not to make someone you care for and love happy, or be who you are but leave them misreable?
Be who i am, for if i am not who i am than i am not who i am.
Would your rather speak only in riddles or say everything backwards (Eip ekil I).
Would you rather 'get' every pop culture reference ever, or only watch things that sound interesting to you?
WYR own a dog or a cat?
WYR play as only one race the rest of your life, or only one class?
Edit: One race, class reflects personality a lot more then race.
Would you rather suffer listening to opinions you don't like so that you can hear interesting ones that interest you, or only hear the same thing all the time?
Would you rather own a ship or a plane?
Would you rather die with your boats on, or off?
WYR be buried or cremated?
Would you rather be able to live beneath the water, or to fly?
Would you rather arm wrestle Rocky Balboa or Rambo?
WYR go on a vacation on a cruise boat to Costa Rica, or drive around all of the U.S.A?
WYR go to hell in a handbasket or wearing hello kitty?
WYR listen to Radiohead, or Foo Fighters?
Would you rather have a single super-power or a single random power every time you wake up.
Would you rather be a rock star or movie star?
You people are a bunch of stupid cheaters. Stop turning this into the "ask a silly question" thread. You can't say "I dont know" "Neither" or "Non-existent option three"! If you don't like either of the opotion presented dont post, or pick the lesser of two evils and explain why you choose it over the others. Way to make things unfun.
I agree!! The spirit of the game is to have to pick one or the other!
To keep the game moving:
Rock star!!
WYR lose all feeling in your legs for one hour every day while you're awake, or wake up for one hour every night when you're asleep?
Would you rather die by drowning or burning?
WYR be deaf or blind?
WYR have two right feet(literally) or scream whenever someone touches you?
WYR listen to music you hate for 10 hours straight, or have a cheese grater used on your face for 10 minutes?
WYR take a piano class, or a dancing class? (I'm going back to college)
WYR smell terrible or itch all over?
Would you rather give up pork or beef for the rest of your life?
Would you rather be forced to watch the movie you hate the most 100 times or read the book you hate the most 10 times.
WYR chat on AIM or Yahoo?
Would you rather Live 1000 years observing the world alone or a rich 10 years with freinds and family.
WYR be twice your current size, or half your current size?
Would you rather call someone on the phone, or text them?
Would you rather be raised by elves or raised by dwarfs
Elves.
WYR die by a thousand cuts, or do all of your family's taxes for the rest of your life?
Would you rather eat food that takes time, and money, or eat food that is fast, and cheap, but doesn't taste worth a damn.
Would you rather tame bears for a living or tame lions for a living
Would you rather never be able to quite get your point across, or always be well understood, but have to constantly use profanity?
Would you rather be forced into slavery or be forced to become a slaver.
WYR use Boost Mobile, or Metro PCS?
Would you rather find out that everything you belived was a lie or lie to others to get them to belive you?
Would you rather be Batman's side kick, or Ironman's?
WYR eat cake or ice cream?
Would you rather lose the ability to taste savory items, or the ability to taste sweet items?
WYR find $100 or a $200 5 year bond (basically one cookie now vs 2 later
If you where going to get hit in the ass, would you rather be hit in the ass with a baseball bat or a crowbar?
WYR read Looking for Group, or Order of The Stick?
Baseball bat. Especially if it's a nerf one. That won't hurt as much as the crowbar.
WYR read Looking for Group, or Order of The Stick?
LFG, I don't like OotS very much...
WYR play d20 Modern or Call of Cthulhu d20?
If you were addicted (with no hope of rehab), would you rather it be alcohol or nicotine?
Eh... CoC, I guess - having played neither, I at least know the fluff.
If you were addicted (with no hope of rehab), would you rather it be alcohol or nicotine?
Nicotine I guess.
WYR be a Gnome Bard or a Halfling Sorcerer?
WYR play a kobold or a goblin?
WYR be a plant (photosynthetic, etc.) or made of stone (really, really hard)?
WYR have to make up a new character every week, or never get to make up a new one ever?
Would you rather have to abandon gaming altogether, or have a weekly gaming session of the worst RPG you know (FATAL, for instance) with an appropriate gaming group?
Would you rather explain quantum mechanics to an Ettin or squeeze a Wyrm into a rabbit's hole?
Would you rather live without internet, or accept that everything you enter may be known to anyone? (note: this is purely hypothetical - I am not one of the Google-conspiracy-theorists)
WYR wake up each morning depressed or fearful?
Would you rather suffer from a Cassandra curse, or a Midas curse?
Cassandra Curse: Gift of prophecy, with the caveat that no one will ever believe you.
Midas Curse: Everything (and we do mean everything) you touch turns to gold.
WYR pick WWCD or WWTD? :D
Would you prefer to go to space or to invent a cure for AIDS?
(Way too slow)
Invent a cure for AIDS(now, if you had asked about colonizinginstead of just space traveling...)
Would you rather enter the Labyrinth or solve the riddle of the Sphinx(note: it won't be the known one)?
The former. Cthulhu kicks turalisj's butt ;) !
Would you prefer to go to space or to invent a cure for AIDS?
Invent the cure for AIDS. And then make million off it. (hey, never said I wasn't greedy :P)
Would you rather have super strength or super speed?
WYR have trouble finding your keys or trouble finding your car?
Would you rather be infamous or unknown?
WYR team up with Batman or Spiderman?
Grr. Umm, Batman since we have to choose. Batman is less lame than Spiderman.
WYR be able to act or write? Assume for either "be able to" means be able to well enough to achieve fame and fortune.
Stunt actor, actually. I still get to go to all the fun and interesting locations, but I also get to do all the fun things they don't let the pretty faces do, and I don't need to get cosmetic surgery first.
But if I can't be specific... writer.
Would you rather be vague or unspecific?
WYR try somehing new that you may or may not like or do something you're certain you'll enjoy greatly even though you've done it many times?
Please note that I'm assuming this is referring to activities that do not involve adultry, as the answer to that should be obvious.
Would you rather explain or detain?
WYR lean on someone or have someone lean on you? (yay work muzak :P)
Would you rather be needy or needed?
WYR live in a city or a more rural setting?
Would you rather be in a position of power, forced to choose who will live and who will die, or the person that's having the choice made for them, forced to trust that the person in power is making the right choice?
WYR be in school or at work?
Would you rather take an all-right job now, or go back to school so you can get into a career you want in a few years?
WYR have a child or a dog?
Um... right now, I'd go with dog. In about 10 years, maybe a child.
Would you see the stars and know you'll never get there, or never see them at all?
WYR explore the cosmos or the depths of the oceans?
WYR explore the cosmos or the depths of the oceans?
Depths of the ocean, it'd actually live long enough to get there given there was the equipment to make it safe.
Would you rather have safety or freedom?
WYR be pleasantly surprised or pleasantly unsurprised?
Um... Would you rather pick up the phone or let the answering machine get it?
(I'm running out of ideas...)
Would you rather have an obsession or a compulsion?
(Me run low on idea making juice as well.)
Would you rather have a talent for singing or dancing?
WYR be a fly on the wall or a fly in the soup?
Would you rather have your love be unrequited, or to never have loved at all?
WYR play a sport or watch a sport?
Would you rather walk a mile in someone else's platform boots, or stiletto heels?
WYR write or direct?
Would you rather name your fabulous new product after a famous empire that fell, or after an unknown one that lasted?
WYR find $100 million or earn $100 million?
Would you rather post something that you believe but you know will get censored by the mods when they get around to it or post nothing at all?
WYR do what's needed or do what's right?
Doing what is needed to be done is often the right thing to do. In fact, I'm having a hard time thinking of a case where it would be needed to do something where it wasn't also the right thing to do. There might be times where it was unpleasent, but right is not necessarily nice.
On the flip side, doing what is right is not always what is needed... something could be the right thing to do because it will improve something, but it isn't actually necessary.
So I guess I'll go with "doing what's right".
Would you rather punt someone that deserves it, or find a way to get them to punt themselves?
WYR work for revolution or some minor modifications to the status quo?
Would you rather beat someone down with their own morality or beat them down with your own?
WYR come up with a question for this thread or the silly question one?
Would you rather format something in a way such that it is eaiser for others to understand, or format something in a way such that it is easier for you to understand?
Would you rather answer this question or make up a non-answer?
I'd rather answer it. See? Wasn't that easier than makin' up some non-answer BS?
WYR find a new personality quirk in yourself or your SO?
Would you rather find out you are a robot, or a clone?
WYR cheat and win or do less than you're able and lose?
Would you rather, score with Lara Croft or Tifa?
Would you rather be unable to develop any sort of real connection with another human being, or only be able to be intimate with people who are abusive, untrustworthy, or otherwise terrible to be in a relationship with?
Would you rather, have Barbecue Spare Ribs for Lunch, or Smoked Chicken BBQ?
Would you rather be unable to taste food, or always be parched?
Would you rather cook for your SO or have your SO cook for you?
Swallowed. No teeth.
...KGM?! 
Must... ...resist... ...inapropriate joke...
Edit: Cook for my SO.
Would you rather eat a tablespoon full of salt or chilly-powder?
WYR people make jokes out of your word misuse/mispellings or that they point them out and correct them?
Would you rather eat a tablespoon of salt or a tablespoon of chili powder?
WYR eat or sleep?
WYR kill me quickly, or slowly?
OK - got it!Chili.
Edit: quickly!
Wyr swallow a living spider or a tablespoon of petroleum?
Spider. Allegedly we swallow some bug (or arachnid) during sleep fairly frequently. I can't imagine it being all that unpleasant during an awakened state.
WYR travel time as a ghost - able to witness but not change - or like dood from Quantum Leap - stuck traveling time and forced into another person in order to use your abilities to correct some problem they have?
Would you rather, given a situation in which you wanted to change something but shouldn't, be incapable or making the change or capable of making the change?
Would you rather prefer me making up some witty WYP statement or just sort of leave things hanging in a boring and unappealing way?
WYR be in a medieval castle or a modern high rise for a zombie apocalypse? In either situation, assume other people with you, weapons, a water source, and enough canned food to support the group for up to three years.
Would you rather give me a hug, a kiss, or an Awesomely Cool High Five?
Would you rather open the box of Rox, or the box of Mudd?
Would you rather be infected with lycanthropy, or mummyitis?
Would you rather be a Troll-WereGiant-Crocodile, or a Fire Giant
(Rox and Mudd are the names of my ferrets.)
Would you rather listen to Paris Hilton talk non-stop for an hour, or take a bath full of leeches?
I'd rather be a Fire Giant. At least then I have an intelligence score higher then seven.
Would you rather listen to Paris Hilton talk non-stop for an hour, or take a bath full of leeches?
Leeches.
Mountains or fields?
Leeches.
WYR live in Mountains or fields?
Fixed.
Mountains.
WYR use a sword or a spear?
Would you rather use a hockey stick, or a baseball bat?
Would you rather play soccer or rugby?
Would you rather go to a nudist beach and see a fair slice of humanity (that is, everyone of all shapes and sizes are represented) or go to a clothed beach in which only the average was present?
Would you rather be know many people, but be famous for being unliked, or be a hermit without any human contact?
Would you rather drink your own urinal fluids to save yourself from thirst, or die a slow, prolonged death of dehydration?
Would you rather eat the best taco in the world from a dirty, dingy, rusted, slimy truck knowing there would be a risk for salmonella/e. coli/tape worms, or eat safe, terrible, and sanitized fast food?
Would you rather be stuck in an elevator with George Bush Senior, or George Bush Jr?
Would you rather live isolated and ignorant, but perfectly happy, or know everything, and be emotionally destroyed by the knowledge?
Would you rather save the princess and have her fall madly in love with you or save the world but get no credit or fame.
Console or PC? :evillaugh *snicker*
WYR drink beer or hard liquor? (can you tell I've been drinking today?)
Would you rather have a ring of silver or gold (assuming you aren't planning on hocking it)?
I was waiting for someone to catch on. Jeeze, you all are so slow.
I've been drinking, so yeah.
I'd rather have a ring of silver.
WYR drink Tecate or Modelo?
Would you rather fly, or teleport?
Would you rather be a red shirt and die horrifically for the sake of the plot, or a blue shirt and just stand around, not doing much?
WYR watch 5th and 6th grade orchstra or a 5th and 6th grade musical? (Sound harsh? Suck it up. You get a choice. I had to see both last night.)
Would you rather be a master of the orchestra, or an orchestra master?
WYR suffer a crisis of conscience or a crisis of faith?
Would you rather live in peaceful bliss with no free will or suffer pain and torment but keep your mind intact.
Would you rather be eternally asleep or eternally awake?
WYR I keep talkin' about Michael Vick in the WDYWtTA thread or move on to some other topic?
Would you rather argue with payroll on why you don't need to lie on your time sheet about the hours y ou worked or aruge with your boss one why you should like on your time sheet about the hours you worked so you don't have to argue with payroll?
WYR trim hedges or fence in a garden? (I get to do both tonight after work!)
Uh...
Would you rather have a SO that does the necessary chores for their own hobbies, or one that makes pouty faces at you then makes you lemondade while you do the necessary chores for their hobby?
WYR do housework or yardwork?
Would you rather write angsty poetry or paint angsty art?
WYR tell your boss you don't want to work on your day off, or would you take the extra hours?
Would you rather be stuck doing the same valentines day 100 times in a row or the same Holloween 100 times in a row
I'll go with Valentine's Day. You get dinner, sex, chocolate and snuggles (not necessarily in that order). Much better then yelling at kids to get off your lawn.
Would you rather be the bride or the bridesmaid?
WYR party like it's 1999 or not party at all?
Would you rather loose your sense or smell or sence of taste
WYR I reply to the intent of the question or to the question as presented?
WYR listen to Trance, or House music?
WYR stop the greatest bank heist of all time or commit the greatest bank heist of all time?
Would you rather lose your sense of taste or your sense of smell :P ? (I'm not sure how that'd work out, since I believe them to be interconnected, but there you go)
(Assuming, of course, that you could complelty remove one without impacting the other.)
Would you rather lose your left or right testical?
Would you rather have your nose cut off, or your lips?
WYR drown or be burnt to death?
Would you rather play Shadowrun or RIFTS?
Would you rather watch The old Adams Family tv show or the old Munsters tv show? (personally i think the munsters becuse i was introduced to them first)
WYR listen to a violin set, or piano?
WYR be buried head deep in Lobsters, or be chased by an angry Bull?
WYR go sailing on a small boat, or flying in a small plane?
WYR have a song you hate stuck in your head for 10 days, or go without sleep for 5 days?
Would you rather ride a chariot pulled by a rhino, or a chariot pulled by two lions?
WYR pull one of your own teeth or sever your own pinky toe?
Would you rather live in a world that dosent have a sun (so underground and relying on tecnology to keep humanity alive) Or a world where the all the dead rise from their graves to attack the world?
WYR be shredded by a pack of wild dogs or flayed alive by a deviant murderer? (EDIT: Deviant murderer, eh? Kind of redundant lookin' at it like that. Think deviant for a murderer, I guess. Stoopid lack of sleep.)
Would you rather have the ability to shapeshift or the ability to read minds
Would you rather watch Monty Python or hear me rant about the virtues of 3.5?
Would you rather listen to a song or sing along?
WYR pluck eyebrows or nose hair? (your own)
Before I hear any jokes about that, I'd like to point out that I only pluck the ridge between them to remove the unibrow. As a man the rest can look all shaggy and masculine, but a unibrow is never attractive.
Do you know where, on a list of 'unattractive features' complied based off survey results, the unibrow lies?
Now, what's all this then?
WYR cross a thread or cross a stream? (No, not an idyllic, woodland creek with pretty birdies flittin' about an' bunnies sippin' while froggies hop lily pad to lily pad. Think men's room. ;))
Now, what's all this then?
WYR set something on fire or someone?
WYR give an erotic massage to Rosie O'Donnel or 1 shot to the face via M. Tyson?
Would you rather be him (that guy, right there) or her (that gal, right there)?
WYR fend off a swarm of wasps or a murder of crows?
Would you rather read 1984 or Grapes of Wrath?
WYR read A Clockwork Orange or Anna Karenina?
Are you more leery of the evil you know or the evil you don't know?
WYR describe yourself to a friend or describe a friend to your mother?
Would you rather put an important revelation off till you're alone, or inconvenience everyone around you while you have an important revelation?
WYR discuss politics or religion?
Would you rather watch Kubrick or del Toro?
Uh... I can't actually answer that question, as I have no clue what either is.
Would you rather be a super hero or super villain?
Depends highly on the specifics, but if it's more cartoony, the villain, as he always gets the style points.
Would you rather see a movie or a play/opera?
Plus, I don't need to slap on $500 of clothes to see a film, though I had a sweet in (g/f's aunt @ box office for Cincy symphony) which was a nice change of pace.
WYR have to get up mid screening to pee/etc or lose an equal amount of time, likely, in the beginning of 'x' due to being late?
Would you rather embarrass yourself at a formal dinner or (in equal measure) at a party?
WYR be a vampire or werewolf? (both having complete conscious control)
Would you rather be a pet or a slave?
Would you rather be a Lich or a Treefolk
Would you rather be a lizardman or a dyrider?
WYR have Celestial or Infernal Heritage?
Would you rather be half-elf or half-orc?
Would you rather be half-elf or half-orc?
Half-orc. The handsome kind, preferably.
Would you rather have a debilitating, crippling disease that would not necessarily shorten your life span, or a terminal illness?
Would you rather hop on pop or pop a mop?
Pop a mop sounds unpleasant, so I'd rather hop on pop.
Would you rather drive an ATAT or that robot spider from Wild Wild West?
Would you rather fall in love with a harpy or a siren
Would you rather spend a week living in the Taj Mahal or the Japanese Imperial Palace?
Would you rather be cursed for beating a god (like archane) Or cursed by proxy becuse of a misdeed (like medusa's sisters)
Would you rather be abyssmal spelling, or grammar?
In 3.5 would you rather play a good alined demon or a good aligned devil as a character (with all the lore intact)?
Would you rather jump in without testing the water, or slowly immerse yourself inch by inch?
WYR immerse yourself in a vat of hydrochloric acid with no way out, or get tortured to death?
Would you rather have the world end in fire or ice?
Would you rather have dry ice or wet water?
Would you rather be married to someone you hate or live with your family that hates you?
Would you rather have the ability to hear lightning or see thunder?
Would you rather be a famous author or a famous actor?
Would you rather be rich and famous with no friends or living on the streets poor with many friends?
Would you rather fly the SS Enterprise, or a Star Destroyer?
Would you rather live in the 40k setting or in the Midnight setting?
Would you rather date a wookie, or a minotaur?
WYR date a Kuo-toa or a Troglodyte (of the appropriate gender)?
Would you rather have a lightsaber, or a bfg?
Would you rather shut up or step up?
Would you rather make a poor decision that is lots of fun, or make the right decision but regret missing an opportunity?
Would you rather have your wizard create undead for minions or golems
Would you rather have at your command, an incredibly vast horde, or a very small elite force?
WYR be polymorphed into a chicken or a Toad?
Would you rather be polymorphed into a Human or a Thri-kreen?
Would you rather answer a question from me or from ToastedAmphibian?
Would you rather answer a question from me or from EscherEnigma?
Would you rather see things from my perspective or TA's perspective?
Would you rather ranch zombies or gremlins?
WYR listen to punk rock, or to r&b?
WYR have all your fingernails torn out, or your baby toes cut off?
Uh, nails? Pain will be worse and spread out, but I can still function digitally for the most part after. I'll be the only guy w/ Lee Press-On Nails. Lose my toes, there goes my most decorated career as a circus acrobat.
WYR get audited or work an extra week unpaid?
Would you rather be forced to play chess against a grand master untill you win or Go against (whatever grand master equivilent is) untill you win.
Would you rather fly a helicopter, or a plane?
WYR have a voice like Ben Stein or Fran Drescher?
Would you rather lose your hands or your feet?
WYR have a devastating power that is beyond your control, or a relatively weak power that you have mastered?
Would you rather lose both feet, or one hand?
Would you rather stand on one leg or on both hands for 24 hours?
WYR enjoy a nice, quiet room to game in.... or a convention to game at?
Would you rather do a forum search or let the forums search you?
WYR have a lemon-flavoured or peach-flavoured ice tea?
Would you rather drink earl grey or green tea?
WYR step on a d4 or a handful of legos?
Would you rather be light on your feet or quick with your hands?
Would you rather play lead guitar or bass in a band?
WYR listen to stone temple pilots-sour girl or cari howe-anything? You guys can always look it up on youtube.
Would you rather eat rice as your primary carbohydrate for the rest of your life, or pasta as your primary carbohydrate?
WYR talk, or text on the phone?
Would you rather have your fingernails pulled, or play a co-op fps game online with a bunch of 12 year olds who think they are gangsters? (I'd rather have my fingernails pulled)
WYR play D&D at a university, or at someone's house?
Would you rather go to a community college or a university?
Would you rather ponder the answer to a hypothetical question or answer a hypothetical question?
Would you rather eat grass or eat raw potato?
Would you rather sit your ass on the grass or have your ass be grass?
Would you rather have a pet mastodon, or a pet mammoth?
Would you rather have a pet Raptor or a pet Allosaurus?
Would you rather be Raptor bait or Raptor food?
WYR gouge out your eyes or remove your gnads?
Would you rather be famous for being a killer, or kill the famous?
Would you rather be a colonist on the Moon or Mars?
Would you rather lead or follow?
Would you rather lie and have people think better of you, or tell the truth that will ostracize you?
Would you rather have create a single perfect piece, but know that you will never again match your work and slip into a fugue of depression, or never reach perfection but strive closer regardless?
Would you rather have a pegasus or a unicorn for a mount?
Would you rather die in a mundane way or fantastic way?
WYR fight or flee?
Would you rather use obfuscating language or be blunt?
WYR attempt to continue a conversation about something you have great passion for after it has slowed or just let it die?
Would you rather have a pet hedgehog or porcupine?
Would you rather; watch every single episode of Sailor Moon on repeat, or watch the corn grow?
WYR major in a field you are passionate about but low pay, or major towards a high paying career that you loathe/are annoyed by?
Would you rather do the twist, or do the grapple?
Would you rather be drowned, suffocated or be strangled?
Would you rather; be eaten alive very quickly by rabid mice, or slowly descend from a rope into a next of feral alligator?
Would you rather choose your own adventure, or follow that great plot?
I'd choose my own adventure.
(As a male) would you rather have your genitals (fully functioning) on your forehead, or not have one at all?
Would you rather drink pure vodka mixed with gasoline or tequila prime mixed with snake venom?
WYR die a slow, painful death, or memorize the 3.5 grapple rules?
right !Would you rather eat ice cream or sell ice cream?
Would you rather have sex with a wild gorilla, or spend an hour with Paris Hilton?
Would you rather try blowfish at an unlicensed, but well known, sushi bar, or participate in the running of the bulls?
(also, snake venom doesn't do much if you ingest it orally).
Tought choice. On the one hand, gorilla's aren't really packing, and on the other hand, it's Paris Hilto. But I'll chose the creature least likely to break me in half because I didn't want to do the freaky stuff.
You didnt answer the question.
Would you rather try blowfish at an unlicensed, but well known, sushi bar, or participate in the running of the bulls?
WYR be stuck in Ebberon or Faerun?
Would you rather have to always wear a clearly visible indicator of your current emotional condition, or be completely unable to lie, even a little bit (including polite or 'white' lies)?
Would you rather understand by not accept something, or accept but not understand something?
WYR it be sunny or overcast?
Would you rather be understood by not accepted, or be accepted but not understood?
WYR struggle to be heard or have an ear and yet nothing to say?
(Yeah, it sucks. This thread bugs me. Questions to answer but nothing to ask. Guess I'm terrible at creating WYR questions.)
Would you say I'm being too thinky/philsophical/political with my questions, or that I'm not?
WYR I continue to struggle trying to find a good question to ask here or just give up for today?
Would you rather sit warm and comfortable while blanketed in a charming and reassuring lie, or sit in the stark and uncertain uncomfortableness of knowing the truth?
Struggle! As Dylan Thomas once said...
Would you rather sit warm and comfortable while blanketed in a charming and reassuring lie, or sit in the stark and uncertain uncomfortableness of knowing the truth?
I'll take the truth. To hell with happiness, it's a fleeting thing anyway. Nobody can guarantee themselves that they'll die happy.
Die satisfied, instead.
Would you rather live for as long as you like, and leave your fate up to yourself, or resign to a peaceful (or exciting, at your preference) death ten years from now, and be guaranteed ten amazingly great, enlightening, wonderful years of life in the meantime?
Would you rather be a tree (assuming you can also see/hear) in a forest for 100 years or a turtle in a zoo for 100 years
Life forever, its an easy choice for me.
Would you rather be a tree (assuming you can also see/hear) in a forest for 100 years or a turtle in a zoo for 100 years
Turtle, probably. Trees (even sighted ones) have no mobility.
Would you rather have answered for you, in detail, with perfect accuracy, one single question ('is there a God', 'does intelligent life exist outside of Earth'... any question at all)... or would you rather be able to obscure the truth at will, gaining the ability to lie with supernatural persuasiveness?
Would you rather be an oracle, or consult an oracle?
WYR have white (healing) or black (destructive) magic?
Would you rather have your magic be a color of significance to you, or just some generic color that the rest of the world choses to associate with some random concept that only has marginal relevance?
Would you rather be a wizard or a Jedi?
Would you rather play a star wars game set in Old Republic, Prequel, original Trilogy, or post Trilogy eras?
Would you rather wield a double bladed lightsaber, or two lightsabers?
Would you rather live in the Star Wars universe or the generic D&D universe?
Would you rather ride a tauntaun or a chocobo?
Would you rather try to drink and drive or drink and derive?
Would you rather be banned from posting in this thread (you can still read it) or have it end immediately?
Would you rather answer my previous question, or answer this question?
Would ou rather be lazy, productive, or find a third option?
Why tempt myself by allowing it to continue to exist?
Answer your most recent question 'cause I'm lazy and your previous question isn't in the most recent ones, so I'd have to search.
Would ou rather be lazy, productive, or find a third option?
I'm as lazy and well fed as I can possibly justify at all times.
Would you rather send me baked goods, or send me money?
Would you rather have salt poured on your eyes, or have your genitals scalded by hot coffee?
Baked goods.
When should I expect them?
Would you rather be a Jedi or a Sith (i myself like the sith teaching)
Would you rather have a x-wing or a firefly?
Wow, I'm [i]really lazy.
I lol'd
Would you rather be have the ability to ignore sleep or ignore hunger with no ill effects.
Would you rather only drink beer or wine?
Ignore sleep. I gain no enjoyment from it, and it just wastes my time. And if I never got hungry, I might forget to eat, and eating food is so frackin' awesome. Man I love good food.
Would you rather only drink beer or wine?
Wine by far. Beer = bleh
I wouldn't have known how to answer the one before... sleeping and eating are my two favorite things. If only I could combine them more often...
Would you rather have guaranteed health and fitness (never sick, never fat) or guaranteed wealth (no more work!)?
Would you rather admit you were wrong and suffer, or live under a lie and be praised?
WYR make an internal or external discovery?
Would you rather go up or down?
WYR be stuck in an eternal arguement with an online troll, or a debate about abortion in the South (of the US)?
Abortion. At least I'd care about what I was discussing enough to make it sort of worthwhile.
WYR tread water until you can't knowing full well there's no rescue or just sink and get it over with?
Would you rather be able to walk on water or 'climb the air' like in Bulletproof Monk?
WYR be a 3.5 wizard in real life or a 3.5 druid?
WYR make a great escape or prevent one?
WYR be a 3.5 swordsage or a 4e swordmage?
Would you rather be betrayed by your best and childhood freinds and try to mend bridges or just cut all ties with them.
WYR carpet-bomb 4e General or CharOp?
Would you rather be useful or fun?
Guaranteed wealth. The question didn't specify I couldn't become fit and healthy with that money.
Ya, but you'd have to work for it... which was the implied cost. Working out sux.
Would you rather be useful or fun?
Fun, because then people will want me around without me actually having to do any work :D
Would you rather have a personal chef, or a personal masseuse?
Would you rather paint your walls or a friends walls?
Do you view your house as a container that holds your life, or something you live in?
).Would you rather feed him to a Kraken or to the Tarrasque?
To stay on the topic, would you rather be chewed up and then eaten, or swallowed whole? :P
Would you rather ask the wrong question, or answer a wrong question?
WYR freeze to death or burn to death?
WYR freeze to death or burn to death?
Freeze to death. There's at least an off chance that I'd be discovered hundreds of years later and returned to life (possibly with ice powers) by scientists from the future.
Assuming you could never turn it off, would you rather:
> have the constant ability to discern whether or not someone is lying, or
> be cursed to always tell the truth, but gain the ability to discern lies once per day?
Assuming you could never turn it off, would you rather:
> have the constant ability to discern whether or not someone is lying, or
> be cursed to always tell the truth, but gain the ability to discern lies once per day?
Always tell the truth. I need my ego-boosting BS like I need air.
Would you rather... win a million dollars or inherit a mansion worth 2 million?
Would you rather let yourself air dry after a shower or use a towel?
Win a million, I can invest it easier then I could sell the mansion, and why would I want to live in a mansion anyway?
Would you rather let yourself air dry after a shower or use a towel?
Investment? Bah.
Big fluffy towel, of course. Rolling around in air is no fun. Which leads me to the next logical question...
Would you rather have marshmellows or caramel in hot cocoa?
Would you rather live in a warm place where the house is just the right temp to stay in the buff or your underclothes, or live in a slightly cooler place where the house is just the right temp to wear a conservative layer of clothing?
WYR live in Athens or Sparta during the time around the battle of Marathon?
WYR enter the Tomb of Horrors or the Grand Museum of All Things Bureaucratic?
WYR be addicted to Runescape with free membership or free WoW?
WYR have a puddlejumper or x-wing, piloting skills included.
WYR be a Gladiator (Strong, sturdy, a love of battle and glory) or an Assassin (Stealthy, swift, Values getting in and out quickly and efficiently)?
WYR be a 4e Avenger or Invoker?
Assassin
WYR be a 4e Avenger or Invoker?
Invoker. It seems like a lot less work.
wyr b a 3.5 wizard or a 4e wizard?
WYR be mangled horribly disfigured for the rest of your life or be extremely beauty with one year to live?
That's a joke right? 3.5 Wizard all the way.
Well, the catch with 3.5 is you might get killed by a cat your first day on the job :P
Would you rather answer a silly question or make a choice?
WYR eat a bowl of human organs for a million dollars, or duel with a tiger for quadruple the amount?
Not enough details. How big is the bowl? Are the organs cooked? Cleaned? Am I armed when fighting the tiger? What sort of weapon?
The bowl is big enough to that you could make a wedding cake in it. Assorted organs, fresh from the dead. And you get a fork for the tiger, but have to use your hands for the organs.
Would you rather eat mediocre meat or absolutely fantastic faux-meat?
Would you rather eat mediocre meat or absolutely fantastic faux-meat?
Mediocre. I can't stand that faux-meat stuff, worse then SPAM.
WYR eat SPAM or eat SPAM?
Would you rather find out you are a robot, or an alien orphan?
SPAM.
Would you rather find out you are a robot, or an alien orphan?
Hmm, robot. At least then I'd laser beams. For eyes.
WYR have laser beams for eyes, or have beams for eyes?
Assuming you were a robot, would you rather be so strong if you pet a kitten you'd crush it (1 crushed kitten= the strength of 10 apes), or chainsaw hands?
Laser beams for eyes.
Assuming you were a robot, would you rather be so strong if you pet a kitten you'd crush it (1 crushed kitten= the strength of 10 apes), or chainsaw hands?
Chainsaw hands. At least I could turn that on and off, and I could learn to be gentle with all my pricks.
WYR be an amazing artist doomed to die young, or an anti-social hermit destined to live a long time?
Chainsaw hands. At least I could that on and off, and I could learn to be gentle with all my pricks.
WYR be an amazing artist doomed to die young, or an anti-social hermit destined to live a long time?
I already am a hermit destined to live a long time :D
Would you rather be paid millions to do nothing or a living wage doing something amazing and fulfilling?
I already am a hermit destined to live a long time :D
Would you rather be paid millions to do nothing or a living wage doing something amazing and fulfilling?
I would rather be paid to be doing something amazing and fulfilling. I detest laziness. Sorta.
WYR be paid to be a fake, or be honored as a nobody?
If you were a robot, would you rather chew tires for licorice or chew up nails and spit them out as bullets?
Honored as a nobody.
If you were a robot, would you rather chew tires for licorice or chew up nails and spit them out as bullets?
I'd go with the licorice. That stuff is tasty, imagine tyre-flavour!?
WYR go on a date with the most beautiful wimin in the world who was a complete *****, or date Plain Jane who had an awesome personality?
Would you rather, if you were a robot, have rocket boosters in your legs, or rocket finger tips?
WYR wake up sweating, or wake up shivering?
Would you rather eat spam or spiders?
Wake up shivering. It's easier to grab more blankets and get some hot food.
Would you rather eat spam or spiders?
That is an unfair question. I detest spam with very fiber of my existence, yet at the same time I am mortally afraid of spiders... I'd have to choose SPAM in the end though.
WYR eat playdough that's been sitting out for two weeks covered in potato juice, or eat rotted baking soda mixed with green milk?
Would you rather have a space marine suit or ironman's suit?
WYR die in a tornado or be buried alive and crushed by the weight of the earth?
WYR pilot a Sabre Tiger or a Shield Liger?
WYR sell an encyclopedia to a hezrou or a full cosmetics set to an Illithid?
I'll take the sabre tiger, whatever it is.
WYR sell an encyclopedia to a hezrou or a full cosmetics set to an Illithid?
Sell encyclopedias to the demon. I don't think it would care enough about me to squish me. The illithid would definitely think "meal"
Would you rather be able to teleport or turn invisible?
Would you rather grill or barbecue?
WYR go to Europe, or Asia for a vacation?
Would you rather live in the 28 Days Later zombie apocalypse, or the Dawn of the Dead remake?
WYR fight a horde of Urak-hai or a horde of Zerg?
Would you rather fight a horde of goblins or kobolds?
Would you rather play in a PbP run by This Guy or That Guy?
Star wars or star trek?
Is it regretable then Harrison Ford has gotten so old?
[Would you rather date] Batman or superman?
Would you rather ask questions in the correct format for this thread, or get me mixed up thinking this is the silly question thread?
Would you rather confuse EE or anger KGM?
Would you rather make something up that is awesome if everyone knows it's not true, or tell a lie people will believe?
WYR be a god of death or a god of storms?
Would you rather have lice or fleas?
Would you rather be on the Titanic or the Hindenberg?
WYR steal(and risk its owner's wrath) a dragon's favourite jewel or Scrooge Mc Duck's first dime?
WYR the plane you're flying in break apart in the air or when it hits water?
Would you rather take the blue pill or the red pill?
Would you rather read H.P. Lovecraft's works, or the Hitchhiker's Guide Trilogy (all five books of it)?
Would you rather ..... or ,,,,,?
Who let the Wargs out?
Would you rather be beat to death by LotR trolls, or D&D trolls as punishment for your crimes?
WYR play golf against a rakshasa or poker against a beholder?
WYR play golf against a rakshasa or poker against a beholder?
Golf with a rakshasa. Their thumbs are on backwards.
Would you rather fight with Sier_laBeguileuse over a piece of food, or fight with dirtyfrank over a cute German hooker?
Would you rather try to pick a lock with a bobby pin, or try to knock it down with brute force?
Uh, fight with DirtyFrank over a german hooker. 'cause after one look at the hooker itself one of us would have lost interest.
Would you rather try to pick a lock with a bobby pin, or try to knock it down with brute force?
Bobby pin. I think I actually have a rank (just one) in Open Lock.
Bobby pin. I think I actually have a rank (just one) in Open Lock.
Would you rather visit the surface of the moon or deepest depths of the ocean, if you could visit either in complete safety?
WYR play Pick-Up-Sticks w/ your buttcheeks or Strip Twister w/ co-workers?
I'll take the twister. Just don't blame me when everyone runs in terror.
WYR run a remorhaz farm or a collect taxes from a dragon?
Would you rather I run a 3.5 game, or tell thoes guys to shut up?
Would you rather sneak attack or power attack?
Would you rather dance or sing?
Would you rather have an XT computer (really, really old and bad) or no computer?
I'll take the out dated crap I suppose.
WYR only have .pdf resources instead of books or number generators in lieu of dice?
Would you rather answer a question that's easy due to your (not so) unique situaiton, or one that seems irrelevant to you?
So, um, I can take the crap or the worse than crap? Decisions, decisions...
I supose so, but then again how hard would the decision between crap and state of the art? :D (seemed like a decision to me, I would rather have nothing than put up with one of those)
I guess I would take the unique question, it'd make me feel smarter.
Would you rather have a fast super car or a large luxury-mobile?
Would you rather be a wizard or a sorcerer?
Would you rather be a blut, reckless, lilttle more then a wild beast sorcerer, or an elegant, refined, and classy wizard?
Would you rather be a fighter or a ranger?
WYR (in a modern sense; Wzd vs. Sor) finish grade school, mentor 4 years (BA), another 4 of thaumaturgy school, plus your residency/internship(?) for Wzd or get magic post puberty via Soc and enjoy your teens/20's as "you time"?
Would you rather be the Opposition leader of an European Country or the US?
WYR die by zombie or vampire?
European country. As long as I get my face on a shirt, Che Guevara style.
WYR die by zombie or vampire?
Che Guevara operated in South America not Europe
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though his bloody brand of cheap populist socialism could easily be compared to the massacres of some eastern European countries.
Would you rather repair the toilet of a minotaur, or of a human who inexplicably has a horn on his butt?
Would you rather figure out what went wrong there, or play patty cake with Cthulhu?
What's with people making up strange and unusual stories about other people?
Would you rather try to dress with chainsaw hands, or play twister with an anaconda?
Did you think that one through?
Edit: Mixed up which question thread I was in again.
Would you rather acknowledge that you did not think that one through, or pretend that you expected someone to see the easy answer?
Yes.
Would you rather try to bare back ride a rhino, or a boar?
edit; huh, that question was poorly worded. So, in this case I just mean riding without any sort of protection or gear.
Would you rather try to ride (bare back) a bear or a lion?
Would you rather I bump this thread or just let it die?
Would you rather kill a conversation with insinuations about bestiality, or let it wander in a direction that bores you?
WYR believe everything you heard or never be able to lie?
Would you rather always have to tell the truth or have nobody ever believe what you say?
WYR roll around in poison ivy or rose bushes?
Would you rather fall onto a bunch of rose bushes or walk across a nail filled room barefoot?
Would you rather own or rent?
WYR take a train or a bus on a long journey?
Would you rather shoot fish in a barrel or pull yourself up by your boot straps?
Would you rather think about something too much or too little?
WYR take a beginning piano class, or a beginning football class?
Would your rather do yoga or "jazzercise"?
Would you rather drive a minivan or a H3?
WYR shoot the sheriff or the deputy?
Would you rather, make out with Megan Fox or be given 20 million dollars?
WYR make out with a walrus or a harbor seal?
Would you rather be a member of The Stones, or The Beatles?
I don't know if this has been asked before, but if you could push a button to reset all the religions in the world... would you rather try to influence the world again to be polytheistic, or monotheistic?
Would you rather have godzilla, or the cloverfield monster at your command?
WYR argue to get the best, or accept mediocrity?
Would you rather eat cake or ice cream?
would you rather be a radio dj or a tv host?
Would you rather be the voice in the headset or the pilot in the line of fire?
Would you rather bake or cook?
Would you rather serve in heaven or rule in hell?
Would your rather start a new thread, or wait for someone to post something worth replying to?
Would your rather "If" or "Else"?
would you rather make a joke that amuses yourself, or is amusing to others?
Would you rather have to punch the next stranger you're introduced to, or kiss him/her? (not a French kiss or kiss on the hand)
Would you rather be punched by or kissed by the next stranger that gets introduced to you?
Would you rather explore the deepest depths of the ocean, or the furthest reaches of our solar system?
Would you rather be blackmailed or extorted?
Would you rather have the Team Fortress 2 spy, pyro, or sniper out to kill you?
Would you rather be a marine in the Halo wars, or in a Starcraft campaign?
Would you rather have soup or salad if both are poisonous and will kill you?
If you where a stacraft marine, would you rather face an Ultralisk or a Queen, One on One.
If you were being held hostage, who would you rather be your hostage negotiator: Ozzy Osbourne, or Aunt Jamima?
Would you rather sit up or down?
Would you rather spend the rest of your life asleep or awake (but you still get tired)?
Would you rather be an incredibly talented drummer, or an incredibly talented guitarist?
Would you rather lose your hearing, but have X-ray vision, or lose your vision, but be able to hear the thoughts of others?
Would you rather eat your hat or wear your food?
Would you rather have a pet mouse or a pet lab rat?
Well, as they sell "edible undies" which you presumably duck into the bathroom right before an intimate encounter to put on, and I know that my hat hasn't been washed in goodness knows how long (not to mention the oxidation of the clasp) I think I'll go with "wear your food". Your food, not mine, mind you.
Would you rather have a pet mouse or a pet lab rat?
lab rat rats dont bite as much (based on personal experience)
Would you rather be stuck in a third world country for five years or live as a hobo in new york for same amount of time.
Probably the hobo. Beds in a homeless shelter, clean water, relative safety beat ramshackle huts, dysentary, and ethnic cleansing I would guess.
WYR go w/out gaming for a year or all movies (home & theatre) for a year?
Would you rather drive a Ford, or a Suzuki?
[Taken from the Would You Rather book:]
Would you rather have the job of your dreams, or sit on an omellete briefly?
Would you rather spend a day on the set of Mythbusters or Timewarp?
Would you rather look like Angelina Jolie from the waste up, and Rosie O'Donnel from the waist down, or vice-versa?
Would you rather taste blood or bile?
Blood. I'm used to the taste, anyway.
Would you rather spend all day at a slaughterhouse or a movie theater, being forced to watch movies you can't stand?
Would you rather have at your command an army of (D&D) devils or (D&D) demons?
Would you rather play only your favorite RPG forever, or play all others instead?
Would you rather have an extremely visible scar, or a painful scar?
Would you rather have an extremely visible scar, or a painful scar?
Man, that's a good one.
I like this thread.
Doctor Who or Doctor Strange?
Would you rather use a semi-colon or a period?
Would you rather be able to edit your own memory, or other people's memory?
Would you rather work for the Department of Redundancy Department, or the Not Our Problem Bureau?
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Did you see yourself in your memory?
Not Our Problem Bureau. All I need to know is how to say one sentence!
Would you rather be deathly afraid of heights over 10 feet, or be afraid of bodies of water over 5 cubic meters?
Would you rather play the blues, or jazz?
Would you rather fist fight a Kodiak or sleep with Rosie O'Donnell?
Would you rather have an acid-waterballon fight, or play a game of spiked-dodgeball?
Would you rather have a staring contest with a visor-less Cyclops (X-Man) or shave Chuck Norris's face?
Would you rather have a digestive track that could break down anything safely, or effecient bowels that only create 1/4 of the waste?
Would you rather play Hackmaster for the rest of your life, or Munchkin?
Boa constrictor or Feather boa?
Would you rather do the hokey-pokey or the electric slide?
Would you wear rather die with your boots on or your hat on?
Would you rather not need food or sleep to survive?
Would you rather sell bibles, or quote bibles for a living?
Would you rather: Lick a computer keyboard, or a public toilet?
Would you rather be overly specific and risk being ignored, or overly vague and risk being misinterpreted?
Computer Keyboard. I could just pick up a new one from a store, whereas you specified the toilet seat must be a public one, implying it has been used by a great many people.
Would you rather be overly specific and risk being ignored, or overly vague and risk being misinterpreted?
overly specific overly vague could get you into a lot of trouble.
Would you rather have to chug curddled milk or eat 2 pounds worth of wasabi without water.
Would you rather require 1.5 times as much sleep, or 3 times as much food/water to function?
The wasabi. I hate all forms of milk. Especially curdled.
Would you rather require 1.5 times as much sleep, or 3 times as much food/water to function?
Sleep, it's cheaper.
Would you rather shave a wild tiger or a wild wolverine? (no darts, medication, or any other sort of aid, just you, a razor, and the WILD animal)
Would you rather have as many tiyps as me or be foreced to try and decipher my sloppy ****?
Tiger. Inevietable outcome would be arrived at moure efficently.
Would you rather have as many tiyps as me or be foreced to try and decipher my sloppy ****?
I'll take the the deciphering.
Would you rather be a bull or a frog?
What the hell kind of question was that?
Would you rather be a green goose or a dumb duck?
Would you rather be a dumb duck, or a smart duck surrounded by dumb ducks and completly incapable of expressing your intellect?
Would you rather pose a false dilemma, or solve one?
False dilemma. If you are completely incapable of expressing your intellect, then you can't be that smart of a duck, and thus you are a dumb duck.
Would you rather pose a false dilemma, or solve one?
So your saying parlyzed people are all dumb?
Nope, just that you thought of a condition I didn't. And that didn't answer my question.
I think what he's getting at is that the dumb ducks are too dumb to comprehend what the smart duck is trying to express, and while the smart duck is smart, it's not smart enough to put it in terms and in a way that the dumb ducks can understand.
The informal fallacy of false dilemma (also called false dichotomy, the either-or fallacy) involves a situation in which only two alternatives are considered, when in fact there are other options.Closely related are failing to consider a range of options and the tendency to think in extremes, called black-and-white thinking.
Would you rather I display my answer through the action of my subsiquent question or say it in simple boring fashion?
Would you rather ask a would you rather question or would you rather answer a would you rather question?
Would you rather answer 'would you rather' questions for me, or come up with 'would you rather' questions for me.
Answer. Often time I want to answer but abstain from doing so because I do not want to be bothered with thinking up a new question.
Would you rather answer 'would you rather' questions for me, or come up with 'would you rather' questions for me.
I'd like to come up with questions, just to see how I'd fare
WYR crawl through a monster infested Dungeon, or solo a very angry Dragon, both with you at lvl 1 and by yourself.
Would you rather eat a male prisoner or a female prisoner?
Would you rather run a game for Vin Diesal (although we know KGM already does this) or Samuel L. Jackson?
Would you rather play classical baroque music as a job, or be a famous country music star?
Would you rather be forced to listen ONLY to Meatloaf or Barbara Streisand?
Would you rather have a wife to divorce or a dog to shoot?
Would you rather have Aquaman's powers or the Sub-mariner's?
Would you rather date a Drow or a Dwarf?
Sub-Mariner's
Would you rather date a Drow or a Dwarf?
Mmmmm, Drow. I hear if you squeeze one hard enough, wine comes out!
WYR play baseball with a football or play football with a baseball?
Drow....Not sure because they both seem like equally ridiculous propositions.
Would you rather walk the walk or talk the talk?
Would you rather smoke regulars or menthols?
Would you rather be forced to hear the thoughts of the person closest to you, or have the person closest to you be able to hear your thoughts?
Would you rather have telekinesis or telepathy?
Would you rather drink from a dirty toilet or drink from a dirty urinal?
Would you rather punch yourself in the face or eat your hat?
WYR have a Mac or a PC?
Would you rather play with Barbie-dolls or GI Joes?
Would you rather be stuck in Hell, or Britney Spears' mindscape?
Would you rather jump in a pool of razorblades or a pool of feces?
Kinda hard to recover from getting your naughty bits sliced up.
Would you rather, screw a Senior Citizen that craps his/herself constantly, or be hit in the face with a baseball bat?
Would you rather go to a furry convention with PK or walk in a gay pride parade with EE?
:P
Would you rather, jump out of a plane with no parachute, or jump into hungry shark infested waters?
WYR...wake up in a morgue while in a body bag or wake up, finding yourself stuck in an MMORPG?
Would you rather write a short story or edit a short story? (And I'm not just talking about grammar/spelling, I'm talking serious editing)
WYR - Work a deadend job that pays well or work in a field you love with little pay?
Would you rather go to a gay porn expo with PK, or a **** convention with EE?
Would you rather **** off EE by continuously mentioning him in the WYR thread or **** off PK by calling him a furvert?
WYR be locked in a small closet with EE or be caught trying to kill PK?
Would you rather learn ASL or Braille?
Learn ASL. Braille would be absolutely useless unless I were a Braille translator for WotC. That'd be cool.
Would you rather live with a severe mental disability or live with a severe physical hadicap?
Would you rather have to wear a tattered white dress for the rest of your life, or a clown suit for the rest of your life?
Would you rather get an automated vacuum robot that sucks the floor for you, or just mop the floor yourself (assuming that it's an average sized hardwood floor)?
WYR be as heavy as a rock or as light as a feather?
Would you rather kick me or hit me?
That question is a little too vague- it's just like Mechalibur's question of "Would you rather have Ice or Frozen Water" type of deal.
I would say hit you- I have a lethal kick, so I want to spare you your life... for now...
Would you rather create a story from scratch or make jello dance? :D
WYR teach D&D to Ali Baba and the 40 thieves or hunt the Road Runner?
WYR be stranded in a blizzard on a highway or in a desert on a highway with your car broken down (In both)
WYR - Eat a 10 pounds of honey or drink 10 gallons of whole milk?
Would you rather, buy a Ford Pinto, or a car that never runs?
wyr have to sleep over EE's house or go thru hell and back?
would you rather kiss me or huggles me?
WYR - Live free or die hard?
Would you rather stick your head into the ground like an ostrich, or run as fast as a cheetah?
WYR eat the sourest thing in the world or the sweetest thing in the world?
Would You rather have Ranch or Thousand Island dressing on your salad?
Would you rather rent my current house, or buy me a new one? [My lawyer informs me this question is legaly binding.]
Crushed, not that it could hurt me.
How many Toads do you think I could get in there comfortably?
)It depends- they move around alot...
Would you rather play The Conduit or Halo?
Would you rather bungee jump or base jump?
I'd like to try out Base Jumping- Squirrel Suit all the way!!!
Would you rather throw a pie at a clown, or Falcon Punch someone in the face? :D
WYR...make EE happy by saying you're gay or kill PK if EE made you do it?
I'm not answering that... somebody else- Go!Would you rather die at 45 years-old if the death is painless, or die at 60, but the death is excruciatingly painful?
falcon punch :D
WYR...make EE happy by saying you're gay or kill PK if EE made you do it?
... why would someone saying they're gay make me happy?
... why would someone saying they're gay make me happy?
...
...
Hey, it's an honest question. As I'm currently in a long-term relationship (I think we're in our fourth or fifth year) it really doesn't matter to me what way someone swings. It might cast a different light on some conversations, but I don't put a value judgement on sexuality that would make me "happy" to find out about someone. It's a value-neutral thing.
EscherEnigma is gay...
really? :P
Would you rather marry PK or DF?
Marry me or DF?
Marry me or DF?
you.
WYR marry me or EE?
Depends. Who's the better cook?
Probably EE, IDH felt the need to actually come out and say that they did, infact, understand how the light in a refrigerator works. To me that implies a lack of time spent in the kitchen, like a 3 year old telling you they know that 2+3=5 shows a lack of math experience.
Would you rather I stop picking on you, or continue as I have been?
1+1=3!!!!
Would you rather I stop picking on you, or continue as I have been?
Continue as you've been. There's no reason for you to change for my sake.
Would you rather have hugs or kisses?
Hugs- kisses are for the wealthy... :P
Would you rather be put to sleep by a tranquilizer, or have an Anoconda strangle you to death?
Would you rather be rich with no family, or poor with a lot of family?
Rich with no family.
Would you rather IDH learn how to play the game, or stop posting in this thread all togehter?
Learn how to play the game.
Would you rather be gay or transgendered (if gay then straight or transgendered and if transgendered then straight or gay)?
No- it's more like... "JINX!" because you replied first! :D
To dirtyfrank:
... No comment...
I'd rather be gay.
Would you rather find dung or vomit in your pockets?
WYR die for your country or make the other guys die for theirs?
Would you rather have Waffles for breakfast or Pancakes for dinner?
(I hate typos!)
WYR shoot the sheriff or the deputy?
Would you rather eat molten magma or drink liquid nitrogen?
Would you rather have a jet engine next to your ear, or see an atomic bomb explosion close up?
WYR own a horse, or a cow?
Would you rather want a Border Collie or a Golden Lab?
Would you rather dance all night or sleep all day?
WYR be loved for misrepresenting youself or be hated for being true to yourself?
WYR be incredibly physically capable or mentally capable?
WYR be innocent or jaded?
Would You Rather.... Grow your nails till they are really long and curly or grow your underarm hair so long you can braid it?? Eeeewwww!
Would you rather be a registered sex offender or on the FBIs most wanted list?
Would you rather be eaten by a Hydra or a Flesh Golem?
WYR be forced to read binary for the rest of your life or go out with PK on a romantic date?
Yeah, that could be fun.
Would you rather run a mile in heels and a mini skirt or swim a mile in cowboy boots and a leather long-coat? (assuming you can't/won't remove/discard the hindering items)
WYR - Fight in the UFC or compete in a triathlon?
WYR play Age of Empires or Starcraft?
Would you rather hop on your left leg or hop on you right leg?
WYR - Be a politician or a mathematician?
Would you rather skip with me in strawberry fields forever or play I Spy with me for for one afternoon?
WYR be made of Iron or Gold?
WYR run or bike? I am torn tonight.
Ninja'd by Minja
bike
W Y R wear boxers or Briefs?
WYR, hang around until the forum dies for a week. or spend the night reading tvtropes.
Damn ninjas.
Though I see you be ninjad Idolis's woman. HAh! Serves you right for Ninjaing me.
Boxers. I used to like briefs but now I like boxers more. It's not nearly as potentially embarrassing if I need to take my pants off in public :P And I have guaranteed ball room.
Ninja'd by Minja
Some of us call that getting... Minja'd.
Tvtropes.
WYR listen to Katy Perry or Lady Gaga?
WYR break a bone or get burned real bad?
(speaking from experience)
WYR work out twice in one day, or work out every day?
WYR bungee jump or parasail?
WYR go on a nice long hike or scuba dive?
WYR eat a worm or eat a catapillar?
So I guess I will say worm.
Would you rather walk away or convince the boys you are tough enough to eat a worm?
WYR stub a toe or get a hangnail?
WYR play an Invenger or an Avoker?
Walk away. I have no need to prove myself to anyone.
WYR stub a toe or get a hangnail?
Not now, but what about when you were like ten?
Damn, ninja'd.
Avoker.
WYR watch horror or comedy?
*ahem*
Comedy, horror movies tend to be stupid, and I don't have the patience to find a good one.
Would you rather watch a romantic comedy or a superhero action flick?
WYR have a suped up sports car, or a suped up motorcycle?
WYR rent or buy your home?
would u rather cut grass or do dishes?
WYR be Head of the Class or Class Clown?
WYR get sprayed by a skunk? or get stung by a swarm of bees?
Would you rather hop like a bunny or run like a rabbit?
WYR eat ice cream or brownies for dessert every night?
Would you rather your mate be beautiful and dumb or homely and brilliant.
Homely and brilliant but there really should be a third choice: Beautiful and Brilliant like my wife.
WYR keep it simple or make it complicated?
Keep it Simple.
Cut off your hands or your feet?
Hands. My wife can feed and wipe me but I'll have to run afterwards.
WYR see stars or little pink elephants?
Little pink elephants (that would be some good ****!)
WYR get tickled til you pee your pants or laugh so hard while drinking so liquid comes out your nose?
I'd have to go with wet myself. It's bad but not as bad as spraying liquid from your nose, which burns terribly from what I'm told.
WYR be stuck in a room with a bunch of fat smelly guys or be stuck in a room of angry animal rights protesters (who are smelly as well)?
Edit: Upon second reading of your post, I could have made a comment that would have made Quagmire proud. But I didn't, because I promised to be good.
Fat smelly guys cuz at least they wont rip me apart wolverine
Would you rather touch your nose with your right hand or your left hand?
Right hand, simply because I'm right-handed and subconsciosly do most things with my right hand.
WYR be stuck in an Edition War or be stuck on 4chan?
Edition war. i've never played anything before 4E, so I could be one of those realy annoying uninformed people and it would be worse for everyone else.
WYR be scratched by feral cats for twenty minutes, or have water slowly dripped onto your forehead for a whole day?
Catscratch Fever or Insanity?
I'll take the Chinese Water Torture for 500 sir.
WYR be condemned to the Traditional Hell (fire) or Dante's Hell (freezing cold)?
Dante's Hell - after awhile I'd hope to go numb (or if I had betrayed someone, I could sit in a nice warm mouth).
WYR be an assassin in the Medieval Europe, or in Medieval Asia?
Medieval Asia. They had ninjas man!
WYR have a Klondike Bar or a Hot Fudge Sundae?
Mmmmmmmm......... hot fudge sundae.......uuuggggghhhhh...
Quaterstaff or cudgel?
Quarterstaff, since it's basically two cudgels for the price of one, and it also serves as a body-poking stick.
WYR be gnawed on by a den of angry weasels or be sprayed full on by a skunk?
Skunk. at least I could walk away from a skunk, weasels are vicious!
WYR accidentally staple your hand, or step on a nail?
Staple your hand.
WYR have to eat undercooked pork or fish?
Undercooked pork. that's okay now.
WYR listen to the sitar or the accordian?
Sitar.
Would you rather use HTML or BBC coding?
Sitar.
Would you rather use HTML or BBC coding?
BBC, because the British Broadcasting Channel is awesome.
Would you rather read a book or watch TV?
Today I am tired, so watch TV, although Wolves of the Calla is angry at me for saying it.
WYR get caught on T being punched by a huge scary dude, or hitting the Queen of England?
Hitting the queen of england because I'm American and I just dont give a damn.
WYR Play with the First Family or Play with the Royal Family?
the royal family since then be able to see the castles they live in
WYR watch a terrible tv show marathon or watch a band youve never heard of play live?
Watch the live band, obviously. Hey, they might be good.
Would you rather know when you were going to die, or how you were going to die?
When I was going to die. It would give me time to set things right.
WYR be lost in a desert or the arctic?
Desert...as long as someone like PK keeps me company.
WYR have to mourn Victorian style (wear all black for a year and a day), or have the black plague?
Mourn VIstorian style, because I would't die!
WYR wear paint as clothes or a faceclotch?
wear paint as clothes
WYR meet elizabeth bathory or be in a battle against vlad the impaler?
Good ol' Vlad.
WYR be stuck in the same room as Barney the Dinosaur, or be stuck in the same room as the Teletubbies?
The teletubies, because they're more stabable.
Would you rather have perpetually terrible breath, or an ugly and visible mole?
Ugly and visible mole, but I'd keep it my backyard and charge admission to see it.
WYR be an inmate at a petting zoo or a prison?
Petting Zoo....
WYR Drown or Bleed to death?
Bleed to Death. As long as I don't drown on my blood.
Would you rather only be able to eat gross foods, or grossly unhealthy foods?
Grossly unhealthy.
WYR be a know-it-all or a jack-of-all-trades?
jack-of-all....know-it-all is kinda degrading when ur top of the class
WYR be having dinner when leeroy jenkins bursts into the room screaming his trademark phrase, or have to sleep over with PK?
I don't know this PK, so I'll go with the devil I know- Leeroy Jenkins.
Scratch that. PK must be pigknight. I already live with 5 furries, so I suppose a sleepover with PK wouldn't be that awful.
Would you rather only be able to play the same RPG, with the same characters, in the same campaign, for the rest of your life, or never play another RPG?
the same characters, in the same campaign, for the rest of your life. My character might be running through the same story line each time and because they would be the same each time they'd have the same behavior each time but that does not mean my character would make the same decisions each time. With us making different decisions then we can easily have a different sort of adventure each time we play that same campaign with those same characters.
Would you rather hop on one foot 5 times or spin around in a circle 3 times?
Spin in a circle. I've been looking for a way to get a cheap buzz ever since I quit smoking.
WYR - Toss a salad or earn your redwings?
We'll forget that both of those choices are really, well, gross. I'd have to say salad tossin'. =/
Would you rather- live completely alone, but rich, or live in a house full of your best friends/hot (wo)men, but be dirt poor?
Because I see having friends as overrated and one can always use money to ignore people, I'll go with the rich while not having people around all the time to bug me and get me down.
Would you rather growl or meow?
Growl - Cause it scares away the monsters and drives the dames wild.
WYR - rock and roll all night or party everyday?
rnr all night
that way feed manga buying during the day
WYR speak to strangers in dead languages forever or listen to stories from bars all night?
Speak to strangers in dead languages forever - Both are fates I would not enjoy, but I think it'd be cool to know dead languages that no one else knows.
WYR - Find out your significant other cheated on you with your best friend or live your life never knowing that your significant other cheated on you with your best friend.
never find out
WYR look through a book that will curse you if read aloud or be in the presence of a yuki onna in a snowstorm and have to keep it a secret forever since if you dont you die of frostbite on the hottest day of the year?
I'll take the demonic book.
WYR be stuck in a locked closest with PK on a sugar-high or Jonny Depp (judging by recent JD hate)?
JD as long as he brought rum.
Do you have a little Captain in you?
Sorry, forgot what thread I was in.
WYR be a stunt car driver or race car driver?
stunt car
WYR look through a succubi's pants or be attacked by a group of changelings?
Changelings, since Succubi don't wear pants. Hell, they don't wear anything if they're serious about the job...
WYR get caught in a nuclear blast or be crushed by a sky-diving blue whale?
blue whale
wyr be forced to pamper a succubi or be a war slave in an orc army?
war slave. if the orcs are hungry, theyll go for the fresh meat first. meanin itll be quick (maybe)
WYR go out on a date with Jack Sparrow or Sweeney Todd (Demon Barber of Fleet Street)?
Jack Sparrow.
WYR unleash the Draconic Tax collector(Shadow Dragon) or the Fiendish Taxi Driver(Ice Devil)?
the tax collector.
WYR be stuck in a windowless room with ten thousand dead mice or buried alive?
buried alive
WYR see a large butterfly or go on raid into the abyss layer 002?
(is the "large butterfly" friendly?)
(if you mean friendly as in hungry then yes)
I'll try to take that Butterfly.
WYR be stuck doing WYR questions for the rest of eternity or be stuck listening to Hannah Montana and Jonas Brothers?
id take the wyr questions
wyr see a succubi noble queen or a belial worshipping shaman?
Succubi Noble.
WYR ask a Succubi a WYR question or Asmodeus on a bad day?
ask the succubi
wyr play poker or han/cho
Poker.
WYR shave a dwarf or hold a mirror to an Elf until he's done admiring himself?
hold a mirror
wyr trick a devil or be caught by a demoness?
Trick a devil and run like hell. Seriously, why should anyone pick the other choice?
WYR climb Mount Kilimanjaro or dive in the Great Barrier Reef?
climb the mountain
wyr see the sun rise or carry an egg thatll hatch right when you least expect?
see the sun rise. if i were carryin that egg, id drop it in surprise when it hatched...then itll die from shock
WYR stay in senior year for the rest of your life or be forced into an arranged marriage?
Is she hot (shoot me, I'm a teenager!)? If so, I guess I could take the marriage.
WYR be chased for eternity by the Wild Hunt or tortured in the darkest pits of Tartarus?
take the marriage
wyr be attacked by a xenomorph or fight a guy with a flamethrower?
Seeing as we posted at the same time, I'll fight the xenomorph with a flamethrower.
I'll just move my question down one.
WYR be chased for eternity by the Wild Hunt or tortured in the darkest pits of Tartarus?
take the dark pits never know who else might be down there
wyr steal from a thief or fight a hydra on a bad day?
Steal from a thief. That probably won't kill me.
WYR find a bunch of dead rodents in your yard or two clowns making out in your yard. (If you don't have a yard because you live in an appartment, replace yard with apartment)
The Clowns, definitely. Someone threw a dead skunk in my yard and it was there about a week because I was out of town. The smell was gone but the mess was disgusting. Damn neighbors. I hate having fueds. All because his pitbull came in our yard and attacked our collie mix and I had the audacity to call the humane society.
WYR be a Hatfield or McCoy?
mccoy
wyr look through necronomicon or draconomicon?
Necronomicon, since I have a copy and have read it!
WYR be Cthulhu's plaything for eternity and then some or go Trigonometry for eternity and then some
trig
would you rather anger lolth or wear white to a sacrifice?
umm...that depends if im the sacrifice...but either way id probably anger lloth. can't help it. im good at makin people mad.
WYR be stuck watching Barney movies over and over for the rest of your life or be stuck listening to michael jackson for the rest of your life?
michael jackson at least i wouldnt have to see anything and sleep
wyr watch brazil or monty python?
Monty Python.
WYR raise a good-natured zombie, or an evil unicorn?
evil unicorn cuz theyd run u thru either way (...if you know what i mean.)
WYR have the new iPod nano or the iTouch?
ipod nano to sell
wyr pick on a elf or be trampled on by tiamat?
Elf by far lol
WYR fight Bahamat or Tiamat
Tiamat, because the bad guys always lose.
WYR make the members of Metallica immortal, or destroy the Jonas Brothers? (As in, no one would remember they even existed. And they'd die horribly)
destroy disneys creation
wyr throw water balloons @ tiamat or a harpy?
Harpy
WYR play a dark and serious game of D&D or a lighthearted and fun one?
dark and serious
wyr have to face 2 great wyrm black dragons or 5 juvenile red dragons?
red dragons
WOuld you rather be a dwarf or an elf
2 Great Wyrm Black Dragons. I like a challenge.
EDIT: Dwarf. Elves and Dwarves BOTH suck, since they're so stereotypical in a fantasy game, but elves suck harder.
WYR be slowly eaten alive by ants, or be forced to listen to the Jonas Brothers' music for the rest of your life?
the brothers since i could ignore it
wyr have to fight all the dragons from draconomicon in one fight or fight a deity in 2 fights?