Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 Shiftkitty May 16, 2009 0:12:33	FRANKLIN: Sorry Jefferson, nobody "just rolls" all 18s. Anyway, we're doing Point-Buy. Add your own if you've got one!
#2 ciaran May 16, 2009 2:06:18	PLATO: Dude, and no ****, he ****ing fireballed them, like "BWOOM", and got everybody! I was so ******.
#3 dirtyfrank May 16, 2009 2:18:25	Show
#4 owls_and_more_owls May 16, 2009 2:21:01	"Dude... I think our campaign has too many people in it..."
#5 cherubaddon May 16, 2009 11:07:43	BISMARCK: Let's see... Base Attack Bonus plus four, strength modifier brings it up to six, plus one from Weapon Focus, plus the bonus from masterwork, for a total of... plus eight... plus eight... damn! I forgot the magic enhancement bonus! Wait... do those overwrite the masterwork bonus?
#6 1_ton_ghost May 16, 2009 12:00:40	Concentration has been maxed out...if only HP were as well damn it.
#7 terronus May 16, 2009 12:56:50	"Um, no, jerks, I'm pretty sure the bard is the best class in the game."
#8 pigknight May 16, 2009 17:45:19	Warning, Religious picture JESUS (DM): Judas, your character is critted by the balor. GG noob. JUDAS: I will have vengeance!
#9 crimson_lancer May 16, 2009 22:35:53	I see it more like... Warning, Religious picture JESUS: And now, my disciples, we will have an in-depth discussion of the Grapple Rules. ALL:
#10 pigknight May 16, 2009 22:38:15	Alternatively... Warning, Religious picture JESUS (DM): Today, we are running Tomb of Horrors. ALL:
#11 crimson_lancer May 17, 2009 10:09:34	Nice!
#12 mock26 May 17, 2009 11:42:04	Warning, Religious picture "He ALWAYS rolls natural twenties!"
#13 ciaran May 17, 2009 12:11:42	"From now on, we're going Core only."
#14 Shiftkitty May 17, 2009 12:12:59	"Bloody Hell! Apparently that bonus does stack!"
#15 ciaran May 17, 2009 12:25:11	Good one! Well if you're gonna let in something he got from that stupid forum, then I'm just gonna make my own class!
#16 Shiftkitty Jul 11, 2009 9:59:43	"Where the hell did you get THAT build?!?" "See? Right there. The Night Hag mini. Doesn't it look like Pelosi?" And you lefties are gonna love this one: "Good news, Joe. George is DMing. You should get full use out of your 'Epic Idiot' character!"
#17 captainbasilicus Jul 11, 2009 10:25:36	Oh, thank you for this thread! I'm still laughing....
#18 dirtyfrank Jul 11, 2009 10:32:16
#19 1_ton_ghost Jul 11, 2009 14:38:45	Excellent. Glad this thread is back up again.
#20 owls_and_more_owls Jul 11, 2009 14:47:25	Female Gnome Fey-Pact Warlock
#21 Oni_Kagura Jul 11, 2009 14:47:57	"Theodore - why don't you take a bear as your spirit companion?" "...Just call it a Teddy Bear."
#22 owls_and_more_owls Jul 11, 2009 15:00:25	Show George, This is an Intervention. We feel like you're railroading your players.
#23 AZNsupermarket Jul 12, 2009 2:31:41	Show You all want to be bards? Are you serious?
#24 Shiftkitty Aug 03, 2009 1:23:47	Warning: Potentially Tasteless Show "No, Tad, I don't see any rules concerning called head shots."
#25 joni-san Aug 03, 2009 18:15:29	Image Related?
#26 the_shaman Aug 04, 2009 7:29:33	Show What do you mean game night is cancelled?
#27 Shiftkitty Aug 04, 2009 9:52:50	Alternately, Show LARPing the Far Realm You are doing it SOOOOOO right!
#28 Shiftkitty Aug 04, 2009 9:54:51	Another alternate for an earlier image: Why LARPers should not be allowed to play a Firesoul Genasi