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#1 pyromancer999 Mar 16, 2009 15:38:00	What do you all think that Gamer Heaven would be like?
#2 pigknight Mar 16, 2009 15:59:30	The classes are all balanced. And no one QQ's about anything anymore.
#3 jhonesy Mar 16, 2009 16:01:15	Booth Babes for any pleasure needed pleasuring too. :angelhide
#4 Armisael Mar 16, 2009 16:02:45	What Pig said. Also, there's always a cool, friendly group available and Dice Jesus actually hears your prayers.
#5 pigknight Mar 16, 2009 16:04:03	Also people roleplay. I have to RP on the Edition War to get any RP action.
#6 cherubaddon Mar 16, 2009 16:19:42	All of this plus several cool gamer groups for every setting there is, running every adventure you can think of. And when your head aches from reading and writing down little numbers, take a break with a 2 Tb Alienware computer, a brand-new (and guaranteed functional) XBox 360 or a Wii with whatever game you like.
#7 baneofelves Mar 16, 2009 17:56:09	Also people roleplay. I have to RP on the Edition War to get any RP action. why won't your players RP?
#8 pigknight Mar 16, 2009 18:02:44	I don't know. Dormir: Hello there. PCs: DIE ***** DIE!
#9 baneofelves Mar 16, 2009 18:05:12	man, have them read the fanfics I put up with the tomb of horrors. It was an adventure where RP would prolly NEVER COME IN, but me and will decided that our characters (who are different in almost every way.) would be brothers. Which is why they bickered all the time. In the world's most dangerous dungeon. Show them the RP thread, maybe they'll get into RP if they see it.
#10 Cpt_Micha Mar 17, 2009 9:41:06	In Gamer Heaven: there never was a Mialee. In Gamer Heaven: There are no asshats for players.
#11 Forgember Mar 17, 2009 10:07:24	Thinking you get to be your favorite character in your favorite setting. Perhaps theres a lounge area before the pearly gates where your allowed to take some time and plan out your race/class/build.
#12 ADHadh Mar 17, 2009 14:19:29	This.
#13 dirtyfrank Mar 17, 2009 14:33:09	In Gamer Heaven you get to mialee all night long.
#14 jhonesy Mar 17, 2009 14:37:05
#15 cherubaddon Mar 17, 2009 14:39:08	Don't ask.
#16 dirtyfrank Mar 17, 2009 14:40:17	Heck, in Gamer Heaven, you can have a Mialee and Ember tag team going all night long. Why stop there when you could always Vadania and her wolf over for the night.....the long long night. :D
#17 cherubaddon Mar 17, 2009 14:42:05	Hey! What about Alhandra? I'm sure she'd get mad at you starting without her *smite*.
#18 dirtyfrank Mar 17, 2009 14:44:23	Hey! What about Alhandra? I'm sure she'd get mad at you starting without her *smite*. She seems like too much of a good girl. I doubt she'd want others to know about her having snoo snoo.
#19 jhonesy Mar 17, 2009 14:45:27	Uh huh...
#20 cherubaddon Mar 17, 2009 14:46:42	Well, I guess as long as she's sure no one is evil, she should be fine. After all, she does have a kinky tattoo. Just make sure that whatever you ask of her does not violate the wider definitions of Lawful Good.
#21 dirtyfrank Mar 17, 2009 14:49:12	I'm wondering if I should invite Lidda over to my Gamer Heaven happy-go-fun-time party?
#22 cherubaddon Mar 17, 2009 15:00:05	Well, you'll need help. And a grease spell.
#23 ADHadh Mar 17, 2009 15:07:09	First he'd need to get there and it doesn't seem like it.
#24 zombie_babies Mar 17, 2009 15:25:58	Actually, df and myself are the ones most likely to make it to Gamer Heaven. Why? Cuz we tell it like it is. We tell the truth about ourselves. You guys, otoh, hide it deep inside of yourselves in the name of non-perviness and then diddle yourselves while thinking about motorboating Mialee's flat chest after you've made sure no one is watching.
#25 jhonesy Mar 17, 2009 15:27:38	Who exactly are all these (I assume) women ya'all are mentioning?
#26 cherubaddon Mar 17, 2009 15:28:51	DUDE??????????????? Ever heard of the PHB 3.5????? Please tell me this is a joke... please..........................
#27 jhonesy Mar 17, 2009 15:30:29	I wasn't as big into 3.5, I play enough of it, but not enough to memorize the name of a bunch of fantasy women and commit their imagery to memory. :P
#28 cherubaddon Mar 17, 2009 15:33:27	I play enough of it Obviously not. EDIT: What *looks innocently*?
#29 jhonesy Mar 17, 2009 15:35:01	All right there Grandpa, hold onto them britches and don't forget your walker before you go off ranting and raving. We don't want to have to replace your hip. Again.
#30 cherubaddon Mar 17, 2009 15:37:49	Which is why I'm sitting in an armchair :D . All. Day. Long.
#31 jhonesy Mar 17, 2009 15:40:32
#32 crossroads_wanderer Mar 17, 2009 15:45:25	The women they are talking about are also in the 3e rulebook. They are the example NPC's for several of the classes.
#33 jhonesy Mar 17, 2009 15:48:28	Hmm, I'll have to dig out my materials from the closet.
#34 dirtyfrank Mar 17, 2009 15:48:28	3.5 vixins Vadania
#35 jhonesy Mar 17, 2009 15:57:18	Thanks Dirty. I remember them now, though obviously they didn't stick with me as well as they did with some people.
#36 count_arioch_the_28th Mar 17, 2009 18:47:18	In gamer heaven: People wouldn't argue that your math is wrong because of flavor. People wouldn't consider being propped up by another party member to be a good thing There would be Pizza and Hot Wings as far as the eyes can see
#37 Ragnar_Lodbrok Mar 17, 2009 19:42:33	There would be Dominos Pizza with sauteed onions and Coca Cola as far as the eyes can see Fixed that for ya.
#38 count_arioch_the_28th Mar 17, 2009 20:44:17	Ruined that for ya. Fixed yours. Seriously, willingness to eat onions is a sign of vulgar birth. You just exposed yourself as the type of person that gets saved from the dragon rather than the slayer. :p
#39 eshenaleros Mar 17, 2009 21:38:22	in gamer heaven, you never have that one player who does "but my other DM let me do it!" seriously. I get that a lot. seriously.
#40 Forgember Mar 17, 2009 22:15:25	in gamer heaven, you never have that one player who does "but my other DM let me do it!" seriously. I get that a lot. seriously. This is in response to your Sig about Dwarves and Axes, Dwarves don't live exclusively underground. Dwarves like tools, axes are tools. Dwarves on occasion even underground chop things. (drow,umberhulks,rope) Dwarves enjoy versatile weapons that deliver nasty wounds.
#41 boj0 Mar 18, 2009 1:01:38	The Mountain Dew flows like wine, the pencils are always sharp and never leave pink smudges when erasing, dice never land cocked, rules are explained with a button that gives you the R&D team in a con-call and that d-bag Casey isn't there playing the Chaotic Stupid "I lootz teh bodi3z" rogue.
#42 pyromancer999 Mar 20, 2009 14:59:07	Just gonna add to the list: -All of you and your group's favorite food is there, waiting to be delivered by dopplegangers who will change form to get you what you want, as fast as you want -There is a huge area called "The Board" where your characters come to life, and play the game, with the surroundings changing with advancing. You may optionally possess your character. -You have access to every supplement ever created -You get the effective divine rank based upon how awesome a gamer you were (Dirty Frank will somehow not only get into Gamer Heaven, but get a rank of 2), effectively becoming a god - You are allowed to personally advance in character classes, classes on Fridays, the best day of the Week. - You gain your own dream house, staffed by attractive members of D&D Races that are of the opposite gender Awesome, right? :D
#43 count_arioch_the_28th Mar 23, 2009 10:56:52	- You gain your own dream house, staffed by attractive members of D&D Races that are of the opposite gender Addendum: Or of the same gender. Or of both genders. Gotta keep everyone in mind, not just straight people. :P
#44 pyromancer999 Mar 23, 2009 15:02:10	Of course Count Arioch. Sorries, the staff members genders fit your preferences. Now add some more things!