George Washington chopped down a cherry tree.

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#1

capitan_estaban

Feb 24, 2011 9:49:32
When George Washington was a child, he chopped down a cherry tree. When asked about it he said, "I cannot tell a lie." This story is supposed to instill in our children the virtue of honesty.
Are we doing a disservice to our children by allowing this story to remain in our History books? (since we know the story itself is a lie).
#2

zombie_babies

Feb 24, 2011 9:55:51
I always thought the story was a conspiracy from the Greenie Weenies to make Arbor Day more important.  Whodathunk?

Seriously, we lie to kids to make them better people constantly.  If you wanna get rid of this, get rid of Santa, the Easter Bunny, et al as well.  And yes, it's kinda stupid to lie to better people but, it seems, it works ok.
#3

capitan_estaban

Feb 24, 2011 10:06:57
Seriously, we lie to kids to make them better people constantly.

Can you lie to someone to illistrate to them the importance of being honest though? It seems hypocrytical (Although Penn says, I don't mind hypocricy, it doubles the chances of you agreeing with me).

#4

pluisjen

Feb 24, 2011 10:15:40
Can you lie to someone to illistrate to them the importance of being honest though?



Only as long as they don't find out, I'd think. 
#5

KillerGM

Feb 24, 2011 10:22:22
Sure you can.  Stories and myths are there to teach lessons and provide illustrations.  They don't have to be 100% (or even 1%) true to be effective and of value.  Even when talking about honesty.
#6

wrecan

Feb 24, 2011 10:30:19
The story was a myth made by Washington Irving years after Washington died.  It's not, as far as I know, actually taught as history anywhere.

If it is being taught as history, yes, we are doing kids a disservice.  If it is being used as allegory and morality tale, it is not a disservice.
#7

KillerGM

Feb 24, 2011 10:31:54
The story was a myth made by Washington Irving years after Washington died.  It's not, as far as I know, actually taught as history anywhere.

If it is being taught as history, yes, we are doing kids a disservice.  If it is being used as allegory and morality tale, it is not a disservice.

That's what I meant.  The story was in my history books (way back when), but it was always presented as a myth, not fact.
#8

zombie_babies

Feb 24, 2011 12:10:30
I do recall being taught that the oft cited tale was, in fact, a fabrication when I was a wee school goin' lad myself. 
#9

Idolis

Feb 24, 2011 12:43:27
I do recall being taught that the oft cited tale was, in fact, a fabrication when I was a wee school goin' lad myself. 



Me too, unfortunately I didn't learn about the Founding Father's having slaves till a little later and that some of them had affairs with their slaves until much later still.

Yay for white washing history. Thankfully, within the last couple of decades the latter has become more widely known.
#10

KillerGM

Feb 24, 2011 14:19:14
I just read something about Washington, actually - that he had a "complicated relationship" with slavery, in the fact that he had slaves but he also wanted to abolish slavery - he said something about how the newly-formed nation would not survive unless slavery was abolished.  As he got older, this opinion was stronger - in his will, he said to free all of his slaves upon the death of his wife (if she were to survive him - he didn't want to leave her all alone).

Oh, and 90% of the people who have Washington as a last name (as of the 2000 Census) are black.

Just some interesting things I've learned recently.
#11

zombie_babies

Feb 24, 2011 14:26:21
I read the same article.  It was quite good.  Didn't make ol' Georgy boy look too good, though.  Something about chasing after a woman who ran away when she learned she was gonna be 'gifted' to someone she didn't like and abuse of office rings a bell.  ;)

EDIT: I've been kinda lax on my editing for spelling goofs lately, but 'learned' is one of those words ya just hafta fix. 
#12

KillerGM

Feb 24, 2011 14:33:32
As I said, "complicated". ;)
#13

zombie_babies

Feb 24, 2011 14:34:54
Oh sure, to be one of the first to think in that direction does mean something.  But yeah, 'complicated' is probably the best way to describe it. 
#14

Jharii

Feb 24, 2011 15:24:59
I just read something about Washington, actually - that he had a "complicated relationship" with slavery, in the fact that he had slaves but he also wanted to abolish slavery - he said something about how the newly-formed nation would not survive unless slavery was abolished.  As he got older, this opinion was stronger - in his will, he said to free all of his slaves upon the death of his wife (if she were to survive him - he didn't want to leave her all alone).

Oh, and 90% of the people who have Washington as a last name (as of the 2000 Census) are black.

Just some interesting things I've learned recently.

A lot of slave owners were against slavery.  Many bought slaves to protect them, to give them a better life, and/or to free them.

As to lying to teach honesty...  You'd be lying to yourself if you think that absolute honesty teaches honesty.  But I have never seen this story of Washington chopping down a cherry tree in any history book.  From my experience, the story has always been portrayed through fable and other stories, not as canon of American history.


#15

iqwinn

Feb 24, 2011 21:39:04
I just read something about Washington, actually - that he had a "complicated relationship" with slavery, in the fact that he had slaves but he also wanted to abolish slavery - he said something about how the newly-formed nation would not survive unless slavery was abolished.  As he got older, this opinion was stronger - in his will, he said to free all of his slaves upon the death of his wife (if she were to survive him - he didn't want to leave her all alone).

Oh, and 90% of the people who have Washington as a last name (as of the 2000 Census) are black.

Just some interesting things I've learned recently.

A lot of slave owners were against slavery.  Many bought slaves to protect them, to give them a better life, and/or to free them.

As to lying to teach honesty...  You'd be lying to yourself if you think that absolute honesty teaches honesty.  But I have never seen this story of Washington chopping down a cherry tree in any history book.  From my experience, the story has always been portrayed through fable and other stories, not as canon of American history.




+1

Also, there were Jesus' parables, which He told, having no identifiable actual people in them, but to teach moral principles.
#16

toastedamphibian

Feb 24, 2011 22:25:39
Yeah, it figures that you would have no qualms about telling people verifiably untrue things in order to try and make them "better people".
#17

pigknight

Feb 24, 2011 22:29:04
There once was a guy named Helel. He really loved his Boss. Then his boss told him to bow to the new interns. Helel didn't because he won't bow to anyone except the Boss. The Boss sent him to the janitor's closest and he is now the janitor.
#18

toastedamphibian

Feb 24, 2011 22:31:29
Damn piggy. Damned. He Damned him to the janitor's closet.
#19

Robin_Hoodlum

Feb 25, 2011 6:12:32
Damn piggy. Damned. He Damned him to the janitor's closet.



#20

boraxe

Feb 25, 2011 10:42:34
There's all sorts of absolute rubbish they teach in school as being facts, from the supposed distribution of taste buds and that we only use 10% of our brains to the Great Wall of China being visible from space. All of this is pure weapons-grade BS.

The real takeaway point from the Washington parable is that the guy left holding the axe gets to write the history.
#21

zombie_babies

Feb 25, 2011 11:59:09
And you better not **** with George Washington if you're a tree.  Or something.
#22

boraxe

Feb 25, 2011 13:18:16
And you better not **** with George Washington if you're a tree.  Or something.


Turns out the real threat wasn't the British, it was the Ents.
#23

zombie_babies

Feb 25, 2011 13:19:47
Seems it always is.  I wonder if that's why that Alabama fan did what he did at Auburn's campus ...
#24

ADHadh

Feb 26, 2011 16:06:30
Do they still teach that Columbous was the first to know that the world was a globe when everyone else thought it was flat? That was quite a load.
#25

EscherEnigma

Feb 26, 2011 16:17:43
They were back when I was in elementary in the ninities.  Then again, all history they taught in elementary school was dangerously over simplified.  By middle school they were a fair shake more accurate.
#26

mock26

Feb 26, 2011 16:58:28
Meh, using the lie of the cherr tree to teach about not lying is no worse than teaching kids the Three Rs"!
#27

capitan_estaban

Feb 26, 2011 17:23:46
Do they still teach that Columbous was the first to know that the world was a globe when everyone else thought it was flat? That was quite a load.

I don't think so. While I don't think the mention Eratosthenes until High School Geometry class, I think they make it clear that educated people knew the earth was round for quite some time. I just wish that the textbooks in HS were as funny as some of the kids answers to questions.

Magellan circumcised the world with a 100' clipper.
Why do water currents run clockwise in the northern hemisphere, and counter-clockwise in the southern hemisphere? Because the southern hemisphere rotates in the opposite direction as the north.
#28

pigknight

Feb 26, 2011 18:02:39
Because the southern hemisphere rotates in the opposite direction as the north.



IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!
#29

mock26

Feb 26, 2011 18:13:19
Do they still teach that Columbous was the first to know that the world was a globe when everyone else thought it was flat? That was quite a load.

I don't think so. While I don't think the mention Eratosthenes until High School Geometry class, I think they make it clear that educated people knew the earth was round for quite some time. I just wish that the textbooks in HS were as funny as some of the kids answers to questions.

Magellan circumcised the world with a 100' clipper.
Why do water currents run clockwise in the northern hemisphere, and counter-clockwise in the southern hemisphere? Because the southern hemisphere rotates in the opposite direction as the north.



Well, technically speaking, Magellan only made it about two-thirds of the way around the world.  He was killed in the Philippines.  The credit really belongs to his navigator, Juan Sebastian Elcano. 
#30

bone_naga

Feb 26, 2011 19:53:44
I think there is nothing wrong with fables but I do believe in being honest with children. You can tell a kid that the story is fake without invalidating the moral of the story. Much like in my house we all know the easter bunny, santa claus, etc., is fake but we still put christmas presents under the tree and money under the pillow in exchange for teeth. We can have the fun of the myth without needing to tell a lie.
#31

Klirshon

Feb 26, 2011 20:37:43
Do they still teach that Columbous was the first to know that the world was a globe when everyone else thought it was flat? That was quite a load.



No but they still seem to think he was the first European to discover the Americas. What a load of rubbish.
#32

pluisjen

Feb 27, 2011 3:17:49
They taught us that the Vikings were the first to discover the America's.
#33

mock26

Feb 27, 2011 4:01:34
They taught us that the Vikings were the first to discover the America's.



Well, to be fair it was Newfoundland, eh, and as such it really is not part of the "real Americas."


#34

Klirshon

Feb 27, 2011 5:49:12
That is not entirely accurate. If my database is not mistaken, they made several expeditions onto the continent. They failed in establishing a settlement on the mainland possibly due to the hostilities with the indigenous humans.
#35

mock26

Feb 27, 2011 6:02:30
That is not entirely accurate. If my database is not mistaken, they made several expeditions onto the continent. They failed in establishing a settlement on the mainland possibly due to the hostilities with the indigenous humans.



It was a joke, Klirshon. 
#36

Klirshon

Feb 27, 2011 6:44:02
While I understood the intent of the joke referring to Newfoundland. You should have stated they only discovered Canada not the "real America". That would increase the arrogance implied with the joke.
#37

Mad_Jack

Feb 27, 2011 11:47:03

 Actually, I think the real reason the vikings never established any permanent settlements on the mainland was because they ran into Goldo's ancient ancestors and decided they didn't like them so they didn't hang around...

#38

Idolis

Feb 27, 2011 14:25:50
Actuallty, the way I heard it is America was discovered by people from Asia crossing the land bridge at the Bering Strait about 10,000 to 18,000 years ago, but who's counting.
#39

Robin_Hoodlum

Feb 27, 2011 14:46:35
Actually, America was never "discovered"... it was already there.
#40

pluisjen

Feb 27, 2011 14:53:58
Actually, America was never "discovered"... it was already there.



Hehe, for once R_H is actually on to something good Tongue out
#41

capitan_estaban

Feb 27, 2011 16:55:46
History is written by the victors. I say, burn any evidence to the contrary and put that pixie dust up at the Smithsonian.
#42

capitan_estaban

Feb 27, 2011 17:02:34
History is written by the victors. I say, burn any evidence to the contrary and put that pixie dust up at the Smithsonian.



W... What?

Who?

#43

ADHadh

Feb 27, 2011 17:16:58
History is written by the victors. I say, burn any evidence to the contrary and put that pixie dust up at the Smithsonian.



W... What?

Who?



Where?
#44

mock26

Feb 27, 2011 17:49:12

 Actually, I think the real reason the vikings never established any permanent settlements on the mainland was because they ran into Goldo's ancient ancestors and decided they didn't like them so they didn't hang around...




So in other words they ran into a troll (admittedly not the trolls of their own mythology but a troll none the less) and fled, eh?
#45

EscherEnigma

Feb 27, 2011 17:50:40
History is written by the victors. I say, burn any evidence to the contrary and put that pixie dust up at the Smithsonian.



W... What?

Who?



Where?



When?


How?
#46

capitan_estaban

Feb 27, 2011 18:31:23
How. (and other indian greetings)
#47

EscherEnigma

Feb 27, 2011 19:13:14
Hun?


Incorrect.  The expected response was "Why?"1
________
1The normal sequence is who, what, when, where, why, how.  You guys did what, who, where, when, so logically the next two responses should have been how followed by why.
#48

homicidal_squirrel

Feb 27, 2011 19:52:25
History is written by the victors. I say, burn any evidence to the contrary and put that pixie dust up at the Smithsonian.



W... What? Killed Colonel Mustard

Who? The butler



Where? In the library



When? Last night


How? With the letter opener



#49

Robin_Hoodlum

Feb 28, 2011 5:48:10
History is written by the victors. I say, burn any evidence to the contrary and put that pixie dust up at the Smithsonian.



W... What? Killed Colonel Mustard

Who? The butler



Where? In the library



When? Last night


How? With the letter opener





Priceless!

#50

boraxe

Feb 28, 2011 8:31:56
My ancient ancestors are from Normandy, France, early 18 century. Not sure the Vikings met them.


Technically that would mean there's a good chance your ancestors are vikings.
#51

Qube

Feb 28, 2011 8:50:05
Actuallty, the way I heard it is America was discovered by people from Asia crossing the land bridge at the Bering Strait about 10,000 to 18,000 years ago, but who's counting.



Actually, America was never "discovered"... it was already there.



actually, if the first quote is true, then - according to creationism - its possible they DID discover America
#52

boraxe

Feb 28, 2011 8:55:30
Actually, America was never "discovered"... it was already there.


I do not think that word means what you think it means.
#53

Qube

Feb 28, 2011 9:09:01
Actually, America was never "discovered"... it was already there.


I do not think that word means what you think it means.

I wiki'd it. he's partially correct:


  • "Discovery is the act of detecting something new"


So, indeed, its not discovery. However, in the specific case of 'finding a country':


  • Discovery can also be used to describe the first incursions of peoples from one culture into the geographical and cultural environment of others


in this case, discovery is not something new
#54

Klirshon

Feb 28, 2011 9:16:50
Actuallty, the way I heard it is America was discovered by people from Asia crossing the land bridge at the Bering Strait about 10,000 to 18,000 years ago, but who's counting.



In theory those Asians would be the ancestors of the people that were labeled Skrælingar by the Norse and mistaken for "Indians" by the Spanish. However the point of this tangent is that it is currently known that the Norse were the first European culture to arrive in the Americas, not the Spanish as some may claim.
#55

capitan_estaban

Feb 28, 2011 9:22:17
I guess I could pull a Bill Clinton and say, "It depends upon what the defininition of the word new, is."

Since matter/energy can't be created or destroyed, everything is billions of years old. I don't know if you can count that as new. 
#56

jetshield

Feb 28, 2011 9:30:03
From www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/disco...
Definition of DISCOVER

transitive verb
1 a : to make known or visible : expose
   b archaic : display
2 a : to obtain sight or knowledge of for the first time : find
   b : find out 


Christopher Columbus did, in fact, discover the "new world". He just wasn't the first.

#57

Klirshon

Feb 28, 2011 9:40:13

Christopher Columbus did, in fact, discover the "new world". He just wasn't the first.

#58

Timmeh

Feb 28, 2011 9:42:49
When George Washington was a child, he chopped down a cherry tree. When asked about it he said, "I cannot tell a lie." This story is supposed to instill in our children the virtue of honesty.
Are we doing a disservice to our children by allowing this story to remain in our History books? (since we know the story itself is a lie).


We should probably get rid of it because George Washington chopping down a cherry tree isn't all that significant. Unless if the cherry tree then fell on a couple of British soldiers; then it's ok :D
#59

Qube

Feb 28, 2011 10:11:12
We should probably get rid of it because George Washington chopping down a cherry tree isn't all that significant. Unless if the cherry tree then fell on a couple of British soldiers; then it's ok :D


no no no, you have to consider the ecological footprint of it all!