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| #1capitan_estabanFeb 24, 2011 9:49:32 | When George Washington was a child, he chopped down a cherry tree. When asked about it he said, "I cannot tell a lie." This story is supposed to instill in our children the virtue of honesty. Are we doing a disservice to our children by allowing this story to remain in our History books? (since we know the story itself is a lie). |
| #2zombie_babiesFeb 24, 2011 9:55:51 | I always thought the story was a conspiracy from the Greenie Weenies to make Arbor Day more important. Whodathunk? Seriously, we lie to kids to make them better people constantly. If you wanna get rid of this, get rid of Santa, the Easter Bunny, et al as well. And yes, it's kinda stupid to lie to better people but, it seems, it works ok. |
| #3capitan_estabanFeb 24, 2011 10:06:57 | Seriously, we lie to kids to make them better people constantly. Can you lie to someone to illistrate to them the importance of being honest though? It seems hypocrytical (Although Penn says, I don't mind hypocricy, it doubles the chances of you agreeing with me). |
| #4pluisjenFeb 24, 2011 10:15:40 | Can you lie to someone to illistrate to them the importance of being honest though? Only as long as they don't find out, I'd think. |
| #5KillerGMFeb 24, 2011 10:22:22 | Sure you can. Stories and myths are there to teach lessons and provide illustrations. They don't have to be 100% (or even 1%) true to be effective and of value. Even when talking about honesty. |
| #6wrecanFeb 24, 2011 10:30:19 | The story was a myth made by Washington Irving years after Washington died. It's not, as far as I know, actually taught as history anywhere. If it is being taught as history, yes, we are doing kids a disservice. If it is being used as allegory and morality tale, it is not a disservice. |
| #7KillerGMFeb 24, 2011 10:31:54 | The story was a myth made by Washington Irving years after Washington died. It's not, as far as I know, actually taught as history anywhere. That's what I meant. The story was in my history books (way back when), but it was always presented as a myth, not fact. |
| #8zombie_babiesFeb 24, 2011 12:10:30 | I do recall being taught that the oft cited tale was, in fact, a fabrication when I was a wee school goin' lad myself. |
| #9IdolisFeb 24, 2011 12:43:27 | I do recall being taught that the oft cited tale was, in fact, a fabrication when I was a wee school goin' lad myself. Me too, unfortunately I didn't learn about the Founding Father's having slaves till a little later and that some of them had affairs with their slaves until much later still. Yay for white washing history. Thankfully, within the last couple of decades the latter has become more widely known. |
| #10KillerGMFeb 24, 2011 14:19:14 | I just read something about Washington, actually - that he had a "complicated relationship" with slavery, in the fact that he had slaves but he also wanted to abolish slavery - he said something about how the newly-formed nation would not survive unless slavery was abolished. As he got older, this opinion was stronger - in his will, he said to free all of his slaves upon the death of his wife (if she were to survive him - he didn't want to leave her all alone). Oh, and 90% of the people who have Washington as a last name (as of the 2000 Census) are black. Just some interesting things I've learned recently. |
| #11zombie_babiesFeb 24, 2011 14:26:21 | I read the same article. It was quite good. Didn't make ol' Georgy boy look too good, though. Something about chasing after a woman who ran away when she learned she was gonna be 'gifted' to someone she didn't like and abuse of office rings a bell. ;) EDIT: I've been kinda lax on my editing for spelling goofs lately, but 'learned' is one of those words ya just hafta fix. ![]() |
| #12KillerGMFeb 24, 2011 14:33:32 | As I said, "complicated". ;) |
| #13zombie_babiesFeb 24, 2011 14:34:54 | Oh sure, to be one of the first to think in that direction does mean something. But yeah, 'complicated' is probably the best way to describe it. ![]() |
| #14JhariiFeb 24, 2011 15:24:59 | I just read something about Washington, actually - that he had a "complicated relationship" with slavery, in the fact that he had slaves but he also wanted to abolish slavery - he said something about how the newly-formed nation would not survive unless slavery was abolished. As he got older, this opinion was stronger - in his will, he said to free all of his slaves upon the death of his wife (if she were to survive him - he didn't want to leave her all alone). A lot of slave owners were against slavery. Many bought slaves to protect them, to give them a better life, and/or to free them. As to lying to teach honesty... You'd be lying to yourself if you think that absolute honesty teaches honesty. But I have never seen this story of Washington chopping down a cherry tree in any history book. From my experience, the story has always been portrayed through fable and other stories, not as canon of American history. |
| #15iqwinnFeb 24, 2011 21:39:04 | I just read something about Washington, actually - that he had a "complicated relationship" with slavery, in the fact that he had slaves but he also wanted to abolish slavery - he said something about how the newly-formed nation would not survive unless slavery was abolished. As he got older, this opinion was stronger - in his will, he said to free all of his slaves upon the death of his wife (if she were to survive him - he didn't want to leave her all alone). +1 Also, there were Jesus' parables, which He told, having no identifiable actual people in them, but to teach moral principles. |
| #16toastedamphibianFeb 24, 2011 22:25:39 | Yeah, it figures that you would have no qualms about telling people verifiably untrue things in order to try and make them "better people". |
| #17pigknightFeb 24, 2011 22:29:04 | There once was a guy named Helel. He really loved his Boss. Then his boss told him to bow to the new interns. Helel didn't because he won't bow to anyone except the Boss. The Boss sent him to the janitor's closest and he is now the janitor. |
| #18toastedamphibianFeb 24, 2011 22:31:29 | Damn piggy. Damned. He Damned him to the janitor's closet. |
| #19Robin_HoodlumFeb 25, 2011 6:12:32 | Damn piggy. Damned. He Damned him to the janitor's closet. ![]() |
| #20boraxeFeb 25, 2011 10:42:34 | There's all sorts of absolute rubbish they teach in school as being facts, from the supposed distribution of taste buds and that we only use 10% of our brains to the Great Wall of China being visible from space. All of this is pure weapons-grade BS. The real takeaway point from the Washington parable is that the guy left holding the axe gets to write the history. |
| #21zombie_babiesFeb 25, 2011 11:59:09 | And you better not **** with George Washington if you're a tree. Or something. |
| #22boraxeFeb 25, 2011 13:18:16 | And you better not **** with George Washington if you're a tree. Or something. Turns out the real threat wasn't the British, it was the Ents. |
| #23zombie_babiesFeb 25, 2011 13:19:47 | Seems it always is. I wonder if that's why that Alabama fan did what he did at Auburn's campus ... |
| #24ADHadhFeb 26, 2011 16:06:30 | Do they still teach that Columbous was the first to know that the world was a globe when everyone else thought it was flat? That was quite a load. |
| #25EscherEnigmaFeb 26, 2011 16:17:43 | They were back when I was in elementary in the ninities. Then again, all history they taught in elementary school was dangerously over simplified. By middle school they were a fair shake more accurate. |
| #26mock26Feb 26, 2011 16:58:28 | Meh, using the lie of the cherr tree to teach about not lying is no worse than teaching kids the Three Rs"! |
| #27capitan_estabanFeb 26, 2011 17:23:46 | Do they still teach that Columbous was the first to know that the world was a globe when everyone else thought it was flat? That was quite a load. I don't think so. While I don't think the mention Eratosthenes until High School Geometry class, I think they make it clear that educated people knew the earth was round for quite some time. I just wish that the textbooks in HS were as funny as some of the kids answers to questions. Magellan circumcised the world with a 100' clipper. Why do water currents run clockwise in the northern hemisphere, and counter-clockwise in the southern hemisphere? Because the southern hemisphere rotates in the opposite direction as the north. |
| #28pigknightFeb 26, 2011 18:02:39 | Because the southern hemisphere rotates in the opposite direction as the north. |
| #29mock26Feb 26, 2011 18:13:19 | Do they still teach that Columbous was the first to know that the world was a globe when everyone else thought it was flat? That was quite a load. Well, technically speaking, Magellan only made it about two-thirds of the way around the world. He was killed in the Philippines. The credit really belongs to his navigator, Juan Sebastian Elcano. ![]() |
| #30bone_nagaFeb 26, 2011 19:53:44 | I think there is nothing wrong with fables but I do believe in being honest with children. You can tell a kid that the story is fake without invalidating the moral of the story. Much like in my house we all know the easter bunny, santa claus, etc., is fake but we still put christmas presents under the tree and money under the pillow in exchange for teeth. We can have the fun of the myth without needing to tell a lie. |
| #31KlirshonFeb 26, 2011 20:37:43 | Do they still teach that Columbous was the first to know that the world was a globe when everyone else thought it was flat? That was quite a load. No but they still seem to think he was the first European to discover the Americas. What a load of rubbish. |
| #32pluisjenFeb 27, 2011 3:17:49 | They taught us that the Vikings were the first to discover the America's. |
| #33mock26Feb 27, 2011 4:01:34 | They taught us that the Vikings were the first to discover the America's. Well, to be fair it was Newfoundland, eh, and as such it really is not part of the "real Americas." ![]() |
| #34KlirshonFeb 27, 2011 5:49:12 | That is not entirely accurate. If my database is not mistaken, they made several expeditions onto the continent. They failed in establishing a settlement on the mainland possibly due to the hostilities with the indigenous humans. |
| #35mock26Feb 27, 2011 6:02:30 | That is not entirely accurate. If my database is not mistaken, they made several expeditions onto the continent. They failed in establishing a settlement on the mainland possibly due to the hostilities with the indigenous humans. It was a joke, Klirshon. ![]() |
| #36KlirshonFeb 27, 2011 6:44:02 | While I understood the intent of the joke referring to Newfoundland. You should have stated they only discovered Canada not the "real America". That would increase the arrogance implied with the joke. |
| #37Mad_JackFeb 27, 2011 11:47:03 | Actually, I think the real reason the vikings never established any permanent settlements on the mainland was because they ran into Goldo's ancient ancestors and decided they didn't like them so they didn't hang around... |
| #38IdolisFeb 27, 2011 14:25:50 | Actuallty, the way I heard it is America was discovered by people from Asia crossing the land bridge at the Bering Strait about 10,000 to 18,000 years ago, but who's counting. |
| #39Robin_HoodlumFeb 27, 2011 14:46:35 | Actually, America was never "discovered"... it was already there. |
| #40pluisjenFeb 27, 2011 14:53:58 | Actually, America was never "discovered"... it was already there. Hehe, for once R_H is actually on to something good ![]() |
| #41capitan_estabanFeb 27, 2011 16:55:46 | History is written by the victors. I say, burn any evidence to the contrary and put that pixie dust up at the Smithsonian. |
| #42capitan_estabanFeb 27, 2011 17:02:34 | History is written by the victors. I say, burn any evidence to the contrary and put that pixie dust up at the Smithsonian. Who? |
| #43ADHadhFeb 27, 2011 17:16:58 | History is written by the victors. I say, burn any evidence to the contrary and put that pixie dust up at the Smithsonian. Where? |
| #44mock26Feb 27, 2011 17:49:12 |
So in other words they ran into a troll (admittedly not the trolls of their own mythology but a troll none the less) and fled, eh? |
| #45EscherEnigmaFeb 27, 2011 17:50:40 | History is written by the victors. I say, burn any evidence to the contrary and put that pixie dust up at the Smithsonian. How? |
| #46capitan_estabanFeb 27, 2011 18:31:23 | How. (and other indian greetings) |
| #47EscherEnigmaFeb 27, 2011 19:13:14 | Hun? Incorrect. The expected response was "Why?"1 ________ 1The normal sequence is who, what, when, where, why, how. You guys did what, who, where, when, so logically the next two responses should have been how followed by why. |
| #48homicidal_squirrelFeb 27, 2011 19:52:25 | History is written by the victors. I say, burn any evidence to the contrary and put that pixie dust up at the Smithsonian. |
| #49Robin_HoodlumFeb 28, 2011 5:48:10 | History is written by the victors. I say, burn any evidence to the contrary and put that pixie dust up at the Smithsonian. Priceless! ![]() |
| #50boraxeFeb 28, 2011 8:31:56 | My ancient ancestors are from Normandy, France, early 18 century. Not sure the Vikings met them. Technically that would mean there's a good chance your ancestors are vikings. |
| #51QubeFeb 28, 2011 8:50:05 | Actuallty, the way I heard it is America was discovered by people from Asia crossing the land bridge at the Bering Strait about 10,000 to 18,000 years ago, but who's counting. Actually, America was never "discovered"... it was already there. actually, if the first quote is true, then - according to creationism - its possible they DID discover America ![]() |
| #52boraxeFeb 28, 2011 8:55:30 | Actually, America was never "discovered"... it was already there. I do not think that word means what you think it means. |
| #53QubeFeb 28, 2011 9:09:01 | Actually, America was never "discovered"... it was already there. I wiki'd it. he's partially correct:
So, indeed, its not discovery. However, in the specific case of 'finding a country':
in this case, discovery is not something new |
| #54KlirshonFeb 28, 2011 9:16:50 | Actuallty, the way I heard it is America was discovered by people from Asia crossing the land bridge at the Bering Strait about 10,000 to 18,000 years ago, but who's counting. In theory those Asians would be the ancestors of the people that were labeled Skrælingar by the Norse and mistaken for "Indians" by the Spanish. However the point of this tangent is that it is currently known that the Norse were the first European culture to arrive in the Americas, not the Spanish as some may claim. |
| #55capitan_estabanFeb 28, 2011 9:22:17 | I guess I could pull a Bill Clinton and say, "It depends upon what the defininition of the word new, is." Since matter/energy can't be created or destroyed, everything is billions of years old. I don't know if you can count that as new. |
| #56jetshieldFeb 28, 2011 9:30:03 | From www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/disco...Definition of DISCOVER Christopher Columbus did, in fact, discover the "new world". He just wasn't the first. |
| #57KlirshonFeb 28, 2011 9:40:13 |
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| #58TimmehFeb 28, 2011 9:42:49 | When George Washington was a child, he chopped down a cherry tree. When asked about it he said, "I cannot tell a lie." This story is supposed to instill in our children the virtue of honesty. We should probably get rid of it because George Washington chopping down a cherry tree isn't all that significant. Unless if the cherry tree then fell on a couple of British soldiers; then it's ok :D |
| #59QubeFeb 28, 2011 10:11:12 | We should probably get rid of it because George Washington chopping down a cherry tree isn't all that significant. Unless if the cherry tree then fell on a couple of British soldiers; then it's ok :D no no no, you have to consider the ecological footprint of it all! |