I'm having a bit of creative block and I need your help: what are the stupidest ideas you can think of? Arts, crafts, stories, sports, anything.
Is that stupid enough for you?
Ok, so theres this mystic cheese. anyone who eats it turns all sparkly and trippy and it makes rainbows shoot out your butt when you flatulate.
Is that stupid enough for you?
It's on the right road.
Well, this frosty beverage that tastes like sardines left out in the sun makes all the patrons...let's see....it makes them....hmmm....I got it! It makes them all grow fungus on their lips!
Yeah, fungus rules! Okay, now this fungus is somewhat special because it tastes good. I mean really really good. So the patrons are all there drinking their sardine flavored beverages and licking their lips and they start....and they start.....ummmm....what do they start?....eureka I got it....they start thinking about all the good things that have ever happened to them. They enjoy that feeling so much that they actually start talking about it.
But...maybe the things that make them happy were things that made other patrons mad. And so the mad ones order more drinks. And the cycle continues.
How's that?
As for stupid ideas: for a movie, the plot follows the adventures of a young office drone, who, in spite of having a fascinating, interesting, invigorating job, explains that his work is so meaningless and dreary. The drone might be a superspy, and regular bitching to their girlfriend about how boring work is, while fencing with a half-Russian, half-Chinese super spy from a terrorist cell ontop of a nuclear warhead that's flying through the air. The entire point of this is to hate the protagonist for being so bored with such a fascinating life.
... am I the only one that had the impulse to describe the plot from a Twilight book?
I was thinking of the Bush Jr. presidency, myself. Damn politics ban…
... am I the only one that had the impulse to describe the plot from a Twilight book?
GET OUT OF MY MIND. I had that urge last night.
So there was three guys, and a girl and they all used to be friends until one accidentally tragic but hilarious night in a pizza parlor. They avoid each other like the plague after that incident, until one of them is forced to confront his inner demons regarding that night, only to find the girl has comitted suicide or appears to.
That ... that sounds kinda like Afro Samurai.
That was more about avenging his father's death, wasn't it?
That was more about avenging his father's death, wasn't it?
Yeah. The hat thing reminded me of the headband thing from AS, though. I admit it was quite a stretch. Heh.
Stupid enough for you? Perhaps it was too much?
In that case go watch FLCL.
I am Cheesus. Have you ever seen the hara-kiri worm do a raw blink on alpha centari 9, I need siccors 61!!!
Stupid enough for you? Perhaps it was too much?
In that case go watch FLCL.
Whatever anime you suggest, Cromartie Highschool pwns it.
a longstandign memeber of a commnity decieds taht trollign wolud be fun. fynd out woh it ees.
hai, i think taht maybi yew could tyr thes idea
a longstandign memeber of a commnity decieds taht trollign wolud be fun. fynd out woh it ees.
You make my brain hurt.
On a lighter note:
The PCs are all horribly addicted to hallucinogenic drugs. Whenever they don't have them, they have to find money for drugs, and whenever they have the drugs they get to do battle with rainbows and such.
A farmer uses cheap pig food to feed the herd - radioactively contaminated. It doesn't affect the pigs. However, when the carcasses are processed for food the radiation 'kicks in' creating intelligent sausages (ie Hot dogs in the USA) we had a points system like TMNT to buy arms and hands, legs and feet, psychic powers etc...
the first session was escaping the meat processing plant!! I'm pretty sure one us got run over by a forklift truck - Splat! new sausage/ hot dog.
Is this stupid enough for you?
Sauasge Wars - this was written by a friend of mine MANY years ago at school - i've never looked at sausages/hot dogs as mere food items since!
A farmer uses cheap pig food to feed the herd - radioactively contaminated. It doesn't affect the pigs. However, when the carcasses are processed for food the radiation 'kicks in' creating intelligent sausages (ie Hot dogs in the USA) we had a points system like TMNT to buy arms and hands, legs and feet, psychic powers etc...
the first session was escaping the meat processing plant!! I'm pretty sure one us got run over by a forklift truck - Splat! new sausage/ hot dog.
Is this stupid enough for you?
That sounds kinda awesome, actually.
Sauasge Wars
From the name I was expecting (and kinda hoping) for something much kinkier. You have let me down.
The drug addict story would be hilarious (if morbid) for a Dark*Matter game.