Girl Writes Death Threat To Santa...

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#1

Mad_Jack

Dec 17, 2011 21:42:48
...If she doesn't get Beiber for X-Mas...

 That's definite Boot To The Head material right there.

#2

pigknight

Dec 17, 2011 21:47:42
No presents for you!
#3

homicidal_squirrel

Dec 17, 2011 22:04:46
#4

EruditeApe

Dec 17, 2011 22:10:30



Nice.
#5

draco1119

Dec 17, 2011 22:36:06
Kick the mother in the head first. 
Her mother, Tracey, from Brickhill, Bedford, found the note – which ends ‘Remember… two of these, or you die’ – in Mekeeda’s school bag but has vowed to try to meet her daughter’s demands rather than punish her.

‘When I first found the letter, I thought it was funny. Now I think I’d better get her what she wants. The last thing I want is for her to kill Santa,’ said Mrs Austin, 40.


And the demanding Mekeeda added: ‘I don’t really believe in Santa any more but I was angry because I thought I wasn’t going to get all the presents I wanted this year.


‘I want all of these things and I don’t see why I shouldn’t get them.’


And then spank the sense of entitlement out of the daughter's entire generation.
#6

Ragnar_Lodbrok

Dec 17, 2011 23:38:27
I hate my generation. So much.
#7

sfdragon

Dec 18, 2011 0:45:47
shakes head.


threaten santa clause.


ooh now, thats smart. or maybe its not.



not even funny.

stupid little girl you just made the naughty list for life.           
#8

EruditeApe

Dec 18, 2011 5:18:08
I hate my generation. So much.

Took you this long to? Seriously, you're slipping, bro.
#9

Robin_Hoodlum

Dec 18, 2011 8:21:08
I hate my generation. So much.


I do too.
You guys better get your heads outta your behinds, wake up, and start worrying about the things that really do matter.
#10

Cpt_Micha

Dec 18, 2011 9:34:49
They learned their ways from someone Robin, just sayin.
#11

salla

Dec 18, 2011 9:37:16
Another fine reason to stop perpetuating the Santa Claus myth.
#12

alien270

Dec 18, 2011 9:43:56
Those parents are IDIOTS.  If it were up to me that girl would have her favorite toys taken away on Christmas instead of getting presents.  Maybe that would shake that bratty sense of entitlement out of her head.
#13

pluisjen

Dec 18, 2011 10:16:52
Myeah this isn't on "this generation", this is on parents that are actually responding to this crap with "oh dear I better give her what she wants".

Gosh, I wonder where her entitlement issues are coming from. Whomever could it be?

She should spend christmas locked in a box with a loaf of bread and a cup of water, and a piece of coal with a ribbon around it. 
#14

Klirshon

Dec 18, 2011 11:04:15
This machine apologises for interupting this discussion with other slow news.

#15

draco1119

Dec 18, 2011 12:22:28
And this lead to the creation of 4e, where nothing bad happens to your PC and you always gain something when levelling.

#16

EruditeApe

Dec 18, 2011 13:51:06
Myeah this isn't on "this generation", this is on parents that are actually responding to this crap with "oh dear I better give her what she wants".

Gosh, I wonder where her entitlement issues are coming from. Whomever could it be?

She should spend christmas locked in a box with a loaf of bread and a cup of water, and a piece of coal with a ribbon around it. 

 

And this lead to the creation of 4e, where nothing bad happens to your PC and you always gain something when levelling.

#17

Ragnar_Lodbrok

Dec 18, 2011 14:30:32
I hate my generation. So much.

Took you this long to? Seriously, you're slipping, bro.

No, I just needed to reiterate that.
#18

ADHadh

Dec 18, 2011 17:23:55
And this lead to the creation of 4e, where nothing bad happens to your PC and you always gain something when levelling.


Don't forget that monsters are toughter too
#19

zombie_babies

Dec 19, 2011 9:43:52
This girl is not very bright.  You can't be if you ask for a Blackberry for Christmas. 
#20

Cpt_Micha

Dec 19, 2011 11:38:05
Apples and trees my friends.
#21

draco1119

Dec 19, 2011 11:56:41
You're looking at this the wrong way, ZB.  She just wants to be like [non-CoC violation that would still get me banned].  I mean, look at her; she's already halfway there.  The Crackberry would make her transformation complete!
#22

zombie_babies

Dec 19, 2011 12:57:24
... it's still stupid to want a Blackberry.