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#1 rake Mar 26, 2009 7:47:04	*does Carlton dance* Seriously, though, it's my birthday. Make with the goods. EDIT: Oh, and... Show ...if Crossroads pops out of a cake I will officially declare it the best birthday ever.
#2 toastedamphibian Mar 26, 2009 7:57:45	(What if I jump into your cake?)
#3 rake Mar 26, 2009 7:59:33	(What if I jump into your cake?) It'd have to be a person-sized cake... are you a small amphibian? You could get lost in the frosting, and eaten. Or at least bitten into.
#4 toastedamphibian Mar 26, 2009 8:02:10	I'm like, .5in x 1.5in Is that a problem? What, are you sizeist or something?! IM .75 SQ IN OF ALIVE HERE!
#5 rake Mar 26, 2009 8:05:14	I'm like, .5in x 1.5in Is that a problem? What, are you sizeist or something?! IM .75 SQ IN OF ALIVE HERE! Whatever. Where's my present?
#6 Touchfuzzy Mar 26, 2009 8:06:29	I'm just not sure how good toasted meat would mix with baked goods... Also, Happy Birthday.
#7 toastedamphibian Mar 26, 2009 8:08:49	Whatever. Where's my present? I'm just not sure how good toasted meat would mix with baked goods... ..... oh. I guess noone wants this shepherd pie then...
#8 Touchfuzzy Mar 26, 2009 8:11:56	..... oh. I guess noone wants this shepherd pie then... How do you actually toast meat... I mean... toasting is specifically bread... Are you actually a piece of polymorphed bread turned into an amphibian...
#9 rake Mar 26, 2009 8:12:40	Also, Happy Birthday. Thank you. ..... oh. I guess noone wants this shepherd pie then... Yoink.
#10 toastedamphibian Mar 26, 2009 8:15:27	Yoink. (Might want to read agian before you eat that. Wasn't a typo.)
#11 rake Mar 26, 2009 8:18:55	(Might want to read agian before you eat that. Wasn't a typo.) Was the shepherd a delicious cow?
#12 toastedamphibian Mar 26, 2009 8:22:29	Yes, she is delicious, but fat jokes are uncalled for. Have some respect for the dead man. Sheesh, some people.
#13 rake Mar 26, 2009 8:29:28	Okay then. *saves cannibal pie for horrible prank* NEXT!
#14 toastedamphibian Mar 26, 2009 8:43:01	Just dont feed it to any gods. Might turn you into a were-cow. (Hint hint, feed it to a god. DO IT!)
#15 crossroads_wanderer Mar 26, 2009 8:48:23	Okay, here goes. *Hides in cake*
#16 rake Mar 26, 2009 8:50:09	Show
#17 zombie_babies Mar 26, 2009 8:50:22	That was the wrong cake, C_W. The one you hid in is being delivered to Piggy. :P
#18 crossroads_wanderer Mar 26, 2009 8:51:21	That was the wrong cake, C_W. The one you hid in is being delivered to Piggy. :P NOOOOO! *runs away from pigknights cake* *finds Rake's cake* *hides*
#19 totally_not_rake_dup Mar 26, 2009 8:52:26	*wheels in a giant cake for Rake* Hey, that rhymes! And boy, this cake sure is big. You could hide a person in there.
#20 crossroads_wanderer Mar 26, 2009 8:53:18	*pops out* Surprise! (Or not so much :P)
#21 rake Mar 26, 2009 8:55:39	Wooooooo! :bounce: Best birthday ever. Okay, so if I PM you my email address again, will you actually download msn messenger and use it? : P EDIT: Would anyone? :P
#22 toastedamphibian Mar 26, 2009 8:56:54	If you use the messenger, make sure you tip properly.
#23 rake Mar 26, 2009 8:57:30	Well, I do have this pie...
#24 toastedamphibian Mar 26, 2009 8:59:06	Do Hermies. He's a god-messenger, right?
#25 rake Mar 26, 2009 9:00:50	Do Hermies. He's a god-messenger, right? Non-associated with lycanthropy, but yes. Does he have msn, you think?
#26 toastedamphibian Mar 26, 2009 9:03:40	Mabey. Instant messaging has kind of put him out of a job though, so he might be bitter. He does, however, have ALOT of spare time these days, so its worth checking.
#27 Panartias Mar 26, 2009 9:03:52	Happy Birthday Rake! And C_W - my compliment for your hiding-skills: Had I not known it, I would never have spotted you in that cake!!! ;)
#28 rake Mar 26, 2009 9:42:03	Happy Birthday Rake! Thank you.
#29 toastedamphibian Mar 26, 2009 9:44:56	Happy Birthday Rake!
#30 zombie_babies Mar 26, 2009 9:46:01	So when is Totally_Not_Rake's birthday? That dood is cool.
#31 rake Mar 26, 2009 10:58:33	Happy Birthday Rake! Thank you.
#32 rake Mar 26, 2009 10:59:24	So when is Totally_Not_Rake's birthday? That dood is cool. He's alright I guess. He's totally not... Rake enough. You know?
#33 toastedamphibian Mar 26, 2009 12:37:59	Happy Birthday Rake!
#34 rake Mar 26, 2009 12:49:54	Happy Birthday Rake! You already wished me a happy birthday. In italics. Is this one a happier wish? Is the old one invalid? Is bold > italic?
#35 zombie_babies Mar 26, 2009 12:52:13	He's alright I guess. He's totally not... Rake enough. You know? I thought that was the point? IMO, that increases his awesomeness 10-fold!
#36 toastedamphibian Mar 26, 2009 12:53:38	Happy Birthday Rake!
#37 rake Mar 26, 2009 12:54:34	I thought that was the point? IMO, that increases his awesomeness 10-fold! Ah, but a rake has many points, Zombie_Babies. And next time, wear a helmet... 'cause I just blew your mind!
#38 zombie_babies Mar 26, 2009 12:57:07	Ah, but a rake has many points, Zombie_Babies. And next time, wear a helmet... 'cause I just blew your mind! Funny, I didn't feel a thing. And would a helmet really stop a mind from being blown? That sounds like an inside job ... Hey, wait a minute. You don't know a guy named Walter, do ya'?
#39 rake Mar 26, 2009 12:58:46	Funny, I didn't feel a thing. And would a helmet really stop a mind from being blown? That sounds like an inside job ... Hey, wait a minute. You don't know a guy named Walter, do ya'? I dunno, I think it would keep the head generally head-shaped, at least. If it was a tight helmet. And last I saw Walter, he was fleeing through the desert. EDIT: Sh_t, I derailed my own birthday thread.
#40 zombie_babies Mar 26, 2009 13:00:55	I dunno, I think it would keep the head generally head-shaped, at least. If it was a tight helmet. And last I saw Walter, he was fleeing through the desert. EDIT: Sh_t, I derailed my own birthday thread. That doesn't make any sense. Barbara swears he's at his desk playing with all that damned paper work he's always making us fill out. And Barb's a trustworthy guy. He's never once lied to me. And he hates Walter just like the rest of us.
#41 rake Mar 26, 2009 13:09:24	That doesn't make any sense. Barbara swears he's at his desk playing with all that damned paper work he's always making us fill out. And Barb's a trustworthy guy. He's never once lied to me. And he hates Walter just like the rest of us. I'm telling you. He fled through the desert, and the gunslinger followed. Paper work. Pfft. Go in there and see for yourself.
#42 zombie_babies Mar 26, 2009 13:18:28	I'm telling you. He fled through the desert, and the gunslinger followed. Paper work. Pfft. Go in there and see for yourself. I'm not goin' in there. If Walter catches me anywhere near his office I'm in big trouble. I hope he did run off to the desert or whatever. That'd make me an' Bob happy. I wonder if Penny is the one chasin' him? Those two guys never did get along.
#43 dirtyfrank Mar 26, 2009 13:19:28
#44 zombie_babies Mar 26, 2009 13:20:16	I wish you a Totally_Not_Happy_Birthday. :P Cuz those is better!
#45 toastedamphibian Mar 26, 2009 13:28:43	Nah, sorry ZB, Roland is the one chaseing him.
#46 rake Mar 26, 2009 13:31:41	I'm not goin' in there. If Walter catches me anywhere near his office I'm in big trouble. I hope he did run off to the desert or whatever. That'd make me an' Bob happy. I wonder if Penny is the one chasin' him? Those two guys never did get along. Penny? As in Pennywise? Watch out for that guy, man.
#47 rake Mar 26, 2009 13:32:12	I wish you a Totally_Not_Happy_Birthday. :P Cuz those is better! Totally_not_thank_you.
#48 rake Mar 26, 2009 13:33:22	Thank you.
#49 zombie_babies Mar 26, 2009 13:34:13	Nah, sorry ZB, Roland is the one chaseing him. Roland? Who's Roland? Is there some new guy nobody told me about? Dammit. This is what all that BS paperwork is supposed to prevent. Penny? As in Pennywise? Watch out for that guy, man. Nope. Penny. Just Penny. Like Penny Marshall, but not. Penny is an alright guy.
#50 rake Mar 26, 2009 13:36:26	Man, your office is boring. Where are the servants of the Red? Where are the terrible dieties of fear?
#51 zombie_babies Mar 26, 2009 13:40:35	Office? That's all in my head, man.
#52 toastedamphibian Mar 26, 2009 13:41:27	Where are all the nude drugaddicts having revolver fights with mafia men?!
#53 rake Mar 26, 2009 13:42:14	Office? That's all in my head, man. My bad. See a doctor.
#54 rake Mar 26, 2009 13:42:50	Where are all the nude drugaddicts having revolver fights with mafia men?! Where do they put their revolvers...
#55 zombie_babies Mar 26, 2009 13:44:01	Where are all the nude drugaddicts having revolver fights with mafia men?! I have no idea. Walter tries to keep the rougher element out. Doesn't always work, though. I mean, look at Tina! amirite? One bad dood. My bad. See a doctor. There's a couple in here someplace. They say I'm A-OK.
#56 rake Mar 26, 2009 13:45:34	All the chicks in your head are dudes, aren't they.
#57 zombie_babies Mar 26, 2009 13:46:02	I'm a guy. What else would make sense?
#58 Idolis Mar 26, 2009 14:05:58	*Buys Rake a life sized cake based on C_W jumping out of the first cake* Happy Birthdy, Your Rakieness.
#59 dirtyfrank Mar 26, 2009 14:09:46	Was C_W wearing her bear skin bikini when she jumped out of the cake?
#60 Dark_Stryke Mar 26, 2009 14:10:14	Happy Birthday, Rake! Here's to years, and a million more!
#61 Idolis Mar 26, 2009 14:11:40	I don't know, details were never given. I imagined something but I had to tell myself to get my head out of the gutter. C_W isn't that kind of girl.
#62 zombie_babies Mar 26, 2009 14:12:55	With enough booze, every girl is that kind of girl. Even the guys.
#63 toastedamphibian Mar 26, 2009 14:13:19	*Buys Rake a life based on C_W jumping * Happy Birthdy, Your Rakieness. Better, and now with less words!
#64 handofdarkness Mar 26, 2009 14:13:38	HAPPY BIRTHDAY! A song
#65 rake Mar 26, 2009 14:15:10	*Buys Rake a life sized cake based on C_W jumping out of the first cake* Happy Birthdy, Your Rakieness. Awesome. Everybody be more like Idolis. EDIT: And thank you.
#66 rake Mar 26, 2009 14:16:09	Was C_W wearing her bear skin bikini when she jumped out of the cake? Wouldn't it be sexier if she wasn't?
#67 rake Mar 26, 2009 14:17:25	Happy Birthday, Rake! Here's to years, and a million more! 27, and thank you.
#68 dirtyfrank Mar 26, 2009 14:17:38	Wouldn't it be sexier if she wasn't? I like where you are going with this. ;)
#69 rake Mar 26, 2009 14:18:20	Better, and now with less words! Well played, sir. Well played.
#70 rake Mar 26, 2009 14:19:29	HAPPY BIRTHDAY! A song Thank you, and I will listen to it when I get home.
#71 Idolis Mar 26, 2009 14:21:00	Maybe C_W was cheerleading and dancing in her birthday suit with Dirtyfrank and Minja doing the same in their birthday suits. Man this is shaping up to be one hell of a party!
#72 rake Mar 26, 2009 14:22:25	So let's see. *piles up my loot* C_W jumped out of a cake for me. I got a shepard pie (not a shepard's pie) and a model of C_W jumping from T_A. I got a song from HandofDarkness. And I got a cake modeled after C_W popping out of my cake from Idiolis. Not bad! : D
#73 rake Mar 26, 2009 14:23:11	Maybe C_W was cheerleading and dancing in her birthday suit with Dirtyfrank and Minja doing the same in their birthday suits. Man this is shaping up to be one hell of a party! I don't think dirtyfrank and Minja were cheerleading... It's not a party until a couple of the guests hook up in the back room though.
#74 Idolis Mar 26, 2009 14:24:40	No, they do it all the time when they're cheering me on in my quitting smoking thread. I didn't just make that up. I've seen it. For realz!!!
#75 dirtyfrank Mar 26, 2009 14:25:24	*dirtyfrank puts on his birthday suit and starts ing.*
#76 toastedamphibian Mar 26, 2009 14:25:31	Um, there is cake, and dirtyfrank: 1)Odds are he isnt wearing pants. 2)Odds are you shouldnt eat the cake.
#77 zombie_babies Mar 26, 2009 14:27:56	Um, there is cake, and dirtyfrank: 1)Odds are he isnt wearing pants. 2)Odds are it's "extra frosted". 3)Odds are you shouldnt eat the cake. Fix'd.
#78 toastedamphibian Mar 26, 2009 14:29:41	Ammend'd. fixed
#79 rake Mar 26, 2009 14:31:28	I'm not adding that to my list of presents, dirtyfrank.
#80 zombie_babies Mar 26, 2009 14:51:40	But he whipped that batch up just for you!
#81 rake Mar 26, 2009 14:54:34	*shudder*
#82 KillerGM Mar 26, 2009 14:55:36	Happy Birthday, Rake!
#83 rake Mar 26, 2009 15:01:01	Happy Birthday, Rake! Thank you, KillerGM.
#84 ellorin Mar 26, 2009 15:04:10	Happy Birthday Rake! Here are some fireworks!
#85 rake Mar 26, 2009 15:05:53	Thank you.
#86 zombie_babies Mar 26, 2009 15:08:21	*shudder* But it's fresh! Still warm, I'd imagine.
#87 rake Mar 26, 2009 15:11:06	>_< pleasebetalkingaboutcake...pleasebetalkingaboutcake..pleasebetalkingaboutcake
#88 KillerGM Mar 26, 2009 15:13:21	The cake is a lie. (sorry, I had to)
#89 dirtyfrank Mar 26, 2009 15:14:29	Rake, birthdays aren't birthdays unless everyone dresses in their birthday suits to do the birthday dance.
#90 zombie_babies Mar 26, 2009 15:15:22	>_< pleasebetalkingaboutcake...pleasebetalkingaboutcake..pleasebetalkingaboutcake Relax, man! I'm talking about cake. Well, the frosting anyway.
#91 KillerGM Mar 26, 2009 15:17:33	Rake, birthdays aren't birthdays unless everyone dresses in their birthday suits to do the birthday dance. This is truth.
#92 rake Mar 26, 2009 15:18:49	This is truth. Uh huh. You first. Show Well, second, apparently. >_<
#93 KillerGM Mar 26, 2009 15:19:16	Already did. My birthday was on the 18th. It's your birthday now. :P
#94 toastedamphibian Mar 26, 2009 15:19:22	Is it handmade frosting? That is the best kind Rake...
#95 ellorin Mar 26, 2009 15:20:57	Since I'm in an unusually good mood tonight,more (a little haunted) fireworks! P.S. What does a birthday suit look like?
#96 rake Mar 26, 2009 15:22:29	Is it handmade frosting? That is the best kind Rake... Oh god, it just keeps getting worse. Owwww. *holds head*
#97 zombie_babies Mar 26, 2009 15:42:13	Is it handmade frosting? That is the best kind Rake... I bet it is. Unless he had help making it. ;)
#98 dirtyfrank Mar 26, 2009 15:45:33	Who helped Rake make handmade frosting?
#99 rake Mar 26, 2009 15:55:11	YOUR MOM!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
#100 KillerGM Mar 26, 2009 15:55:38	And that was really your present for your birthday. A nice softball.
#101 dirtyfrank Mar 26, 2009 15:56:48	YOUR MOM!!! How has she been treating you?
#102 baneofelves Mar 26, 2009 20:37:39	Whatever. Where's my present? *punches Rake in the eye* HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D
#103 crossroads_wanderer Mar 26, 2009 20:39:05	Oh yeah! We have to pinch him! *pinch* *runs away*
#104 baneofelves Mar 26, 2009 20:40:36	Me, or Rake? If me, then..... *punches C_W in the eye* HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D If Rake, then...... *bashes Rake's head against the wall until it begins to bleed* HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D
#105 crossroads_wanderer Mar 26, 2009 20:42:55	I meant Rake you meanie! And that's no way to treat the birthday boy!
#106 baneofelves Mar 26, 2009 20:43:58	What? He's a man, he can take it. I got worse treatment on my last birthday, but do you hear me whining?! NO! Rake is a crybaby.
#107 dirtyfrank Mar 26, 2009 20:44:47	Am I missing something here? Is C_W the one that is now stalking Rake? I thought it was the other way around?
#108 crossroads_wanderer Mar 26, 2009 20:47:05	I'm not stalking Rake, I was teasing Bane. And I've always been the one to tell people they were being mean if they acted violently towards someone. Come to think of it, it's pretty much just Bane that I've been chastising. :P I'm sort of like the forum pacifist, except that I've punched a couple of guys for punching or pinching me. :D
#109 baneofelves Mar 26, 2009 20:47:10	She's also been stalking me. It's fine if she stalks Rake, but I'm underage! I'm jailbait!
#110 crossroads_wanderer Mar 26, 2009 20:49:03	I don't stalk anyone. I simply follow the interesting threads and you are one of the people who says interesting things, so I often respond to it. And yes you are jailbait. Geez, people. :P
#111 baneofelves Mar 26, 2009 21:02:54	She's stalking me! She's thinking naughty things about me! Someone keep this pedo away from me! HELP! SAVE MEEEEEE!!!
#112 crossroads_wanderer Mar 26, 2009 21:05:53	You're acting just like some women who think that a guy wants to **** them because he said their hair looked nice. And for the record, I've been insulting you pretty much the entire time I've been here. :P
#113 baneofelves Mar 26, 2009 21:08:25	Pfft. Lrn2undrstndjoke And hey, most girls that insult me most of the time secretly have a crush on me..I just learned that one girl in my ceramics class is into me, and she was never nice, so I am going to have to ask you to step away from me, before I call the cops on you. (:P)
#114 crossroads_wanderer Mar 26, 2009 21:09:51	Pfft. Lrn2undrstndjoke And hey, most girls that insult me most of the time secretly have a crush on me..I just learned that one girl in my ceramics class is into me, and she was never nice, so I am going to have to ask you to step away from me, before I call the cops on you. (:P) Lrn2undrstndjokinginsult And no. Just...no. :P
#115 toastedamphibian Mar 27, 2009 7:39:03	You're acting just like some women who think that a guy wants to **** them because he said their hair looked nice. 'cause they do! Hey bane, your hair, it's nice. Can I crawl in it? Please?
#116 rake Mar 27, 2009 8:57:09	You're acting just like some women who think that a guy wants to **** them because he said their hair looked nice. This reminds me of a Chris Rock special where Chris proposes that everything every man has ever said to a woman can be translated to 'would you like some d*ck? Show in b4 somebody makes a 'would you like some duck' joke
#117 toastedamphibian Mar 27, 2009 8:58:45	HI-V?
#118 zombie_babies Mar 27, 2009 9:01:55	She's also been stalking me. It's fine if she stalks Rake, but I'm underage! I'm jailbait! All that means is that she needs to kill you after she's finished. No problem, really. HI-V? Uhh. Yeah!
#119 baneofelves Mar 27, 2009 13:05:33	'cause they do! Hey bane, your hair, it's nice. Can I crawl in it? Please? HELL NO! YOU GOT TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!