Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 Pontiac Apr 09, 2013 21:16:04	cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2013/04/0... Wow! someone needs a hobby!  All bow to the cracker!
#2 draco1119 Apr 09, 2013 21:46:45	Two to three pounds a week? That fatty probably ate the proof.
#3 Pontiac Apr 09, 2013 21:52:01	Two to three pounds a week? That fatty probably ate the proof. I was thinking the same thing, with her around Goldfish crackers are going to become an endangered spieces.
#4 zombie_babies Apr 10, 2013 7:43:33	Savvy move from the company, though.  Feed her crazy ideas so they get some press.
#5 Klirshon Apr 10, 2013 7:46:47	Pepperidge Farms likely feed her crazy ideas so she would keep buying goldfish crackers.
#6 Pontiac Apr 10, 2013 15:35:56	Pepperidge Farms likely feed her crazy ideas so she would keep buying goldfish crackers. "buy more Goldfish, it's what the lord is telling you, all praise the goldfish"  - Pepperidge Farms EXE.
#7 Mad_Jack Apr 10, 2013 18:21:14	Y'know, I knew a guy once who found Jesus at the bottom of a tequila bottle, but that was more of a spiritual coversion thing than an actual "theres-a-prize-in-every-one-collect-them-all" thing...
#8 Pontiac Apr 10, 2013 19:04:49	Y'know, I knew a guy once who found Jesus at the bottom of a tequila bottle, but that was more of a spiritual coversion thing than an actual "theres-a-prize-in-every-one-collect-them-all" thing... sure it wasn't the worm?
#9 Mad_Jack Apr 10, 2013 20:49:01	Y'know, I asked him the same thing, lol. But they don't put the worms in the cheap stuff...
#10 Pontiac Apr 10, 2013 21:41:13	aw, thats the best part.
#11 zombie_babies Apr 11, 2013 8:11:20	They don't put worms in tequila at all.  They put 'em in mezcal.  Ya'all have got a lot to learn.
#12 homicidal_squirrel Apr 11, 2013 9:27:29	They don't put worms in tequila at all.  They put 'em in mezcal.  Ya'all have got a lot to learn.  I think we should upgrade our business venture from a class to a whole degree. Bunch of savages. They need to be properly educated.
#13 zombie_babies Apr 11, 2013 9:43:46	I think we should upgrade our business venture from a class to a whole degree. Bunch of savages. They need to be properly educated. Agreed.  I mean, just when I start to think maybe some of our free content is getting through to these people (see: RH drops PBR) someone goes an' says something like that.  Amazing - and pathetic.
#14 Mad_Jack Apr 11, 2013 18:33:40	Point of order: Jack immensely enjoys saying and doing things that he knows full well will provoke and irritate people, because he finds it endlessly amusing to watch them spazz out about it. (Jack also has a fine collection of handmade bear-poking sticks.)  Jack used to drink mescal, before... The Incident... < shudder >
#15 draco1119 Apr 11, 2013 18:38:37	And now Jack has a story to tell... *grabs popcorn*
#16 Pontiac Apr 11, 2013 18:42:36	I wanna hear more about the bear sticks
#17 CorranHornIsAwesome Apr 11, 2013 18:46:22	And now Jack has a story to tell... *grabs popcorn* /runs past draco, grabbing a handful of popcorn on the way and laghing about "redistribution of wealth."
#18 Ragnar_Lodbrok Apr 11, 2013 18:50:08
#19 Mad_Jack Apr 11, 2013 18:59:46	Eh... Um... Well...  The short version...  Jack was killing the bottle. Jack knocked it back, choked, and accidentally snarfed the worm...  Left nostril.  There was... blood. And pain. Much blood. Much pain. It was... un-pretty.  Jack has sworn an eternal oath to never drink mescal, tequila or any other sort of Mexican alcohol ever, ever again. Waving a bottle of mescal at Jack now produces an effect much like waving a cross at a vampire...
#20 draco1119 Apr 11, 2013 19:12:29	Wait... You blew the worm out your nose!? Damn, dood. You need to go to AA. You abused that poor alcohol.
#21 Pontiac Apr 11, 2013 19:27:20	all that waiting and still no bear sticks.....