I heard, you can sue someone for not writing on the cup that coffee is hot over there....
I hope they will provide instructions on how to get the chocolate out of the foil, and a special training in school on how to eat just the chocolate and not the plastic toy.
Kinder Surprises finally legal there. Well, sort of.
That's not the kinder surprise I was hoping you were talking about.
Kinder Surprises finally legal there. Well, sort of.
That's not the kinder surprise I was hoping you were talking about.
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SURPRISE! 
These Choco Treasures look awesome.
One less person in Utah? What's the problem?
Dude, like, who's gonna find the dinosaur bones? Duhhh.
Seriously, as a kid I wasnt allowed to play with dinosaurs, cause they werent in the bible, so they was the devil!!
No wonder you ended up like this.
Makes sense. Satan has horns, triceratops have horns.
So do unicorns. We should kill them too.
Well done, HD!
Too dangerous. Can you imagine all the 12 year old girls who would want revenge for that? /shudders
They're twelve year old girls. Even berserk, they aren't much of a threat. They'd break apart like waves on a rock if faced with a decent shieldwall.
Too dangerous. Can you imagine all the 12 year old girls who would want revenge for that? /shudders
They're twelve year old girls. Even berserk, they aren't much of a threat. They'd break apart like waves on a rock if faced with a decent shieldwall.
He dosen't know, does he?
Seriously, as a kid I wasnt allowed to play with dinosaurs, cause they werent in the bible, so they was the devil!!
No wonder you ended up like this.
All things considered, I think I turned out pretty well.
Too dangerous. Can you imagine all the 12 year old girls who would want revenge for that? /shudders
They're twelve year old girls. Even berserk, they aren't much of a threat. They'd break apart like waves on a rock if faced with a decent shieldwall.
Individually, sure. But as a swarm, they are unstoppable.
Seriously, as a kid I wasnt allowed to play with dinosaurs, cause they werent in the bible, so they was the devil!!
No wonder you ended up like this.
All things considered, I think I turned out pretty well.
Too dangerous. Can you imagine all the 12 year old girls who would want revenge for that? /shudders
They're twelve year old girls. Even berserk, they aren't much of a threat. They'd break apart like waves on a rock if faced with a decent shieldwall.
Individually, sure. But as a swarm, they are unstoppable.
Even as a swarm. A spear in the gut is still fatal, and they don't have the strength or skill to break through, aside from some very rare instances. Numbers count for something, of course, and some may shy from the idea of killing multitudes of little girls, but in the end, skill, good positioning, and willpower would carry the day.
And if you want to go with boring modern technology, there's a fair amount of non-lethal dispersion methods, and if you issue your troops with good enough earplugs you can simply play some Justin Bieber "music" to entrance them, maybe deploy a decoy version of him.
... and some may shy from the idea of killing multitudes of little girls ...
Umm ... there's a couple of countries out there that, uhh, don't.
... and some may shy from the idea of killing multitudes of little girls ...
Umm ... there's a couple of countries out there that, uhh, don't.
I said "some." Those countries are paragons we should all strive to emulate. Well, except that most happen to be dominated by repressive regimes rather than true, blessed chaos.