If you are single and looking to get... um, err... busy, then it's a wonderful idea.
If you're married, not such a good idea.
But I find chicks the old fashioned way... I talk to them to their face.
I think it's a great idea.
Until you meet your wife on it.
It depends.
If you are single and looking to get... um, err... busy, then it's a wonderful idea.
If you're married, not such a good idea.
But I find chicks the old fashioned way... I talk to them to their face.
Liar. You pick them up at retirement homes.
It depends.
If you are single and looking to get... um, err... busy, then it's a wonderful idea.
If you're married, not such a good idea.
But I find chicks the old fashioned way... I talk to them to their face.
Liar. You pick them up at retirement homes.
I most certainly did not pick up Gayle from a retirement home.
I met her at her own house (very nice I might add).
And she is very attractive with a great body... but I've told you all this before.
Why won't you believe me?
If it helps, I can have a few co-workers vouch for me cuz they saw her too.
Until you meet your wife on it.
Yeah, then you gotta spend time with her.
I most certainly did not pick up Gayle from a retirement home.
I met her at her own house (very nice I might add).
And she is very attractive with a great body... but I've told you all this before.
Why won't you believe me?
If it helps, I can have a few co-workers vouch for me cuz they saw her too.
Bro, pics or she's a dessicated old crone.
Bro, pics or she's a dessicated old crone.
Alas! She forbade me to take pics.
I tried to get some really good ones
but she put a stop to that.But I assure you, she is no crone, dessicated or otherwise.
Alas! She forbade me to take pics.
I tried to get some really good ones
But I assure you, she is no crone, dessicated or otherwise.
You obviously don't properly comprehend the rules of this particular game: pics or she's a dessicated old crone. No pics provided means she is, indeed, a dessicated old crone.
But I find chicks the old fashioned way... I talk to them to their face leave a trail of twinkies that lead to my bedroom.
But I find chicks the old fashioned way... I talk to them to their face leave a trail of twinkies that lead to my bedroom.
LOL
That's your style Dog. And you forgot to mention you stuff the twinkie with roofies.
But I find chicks the old fashioned way... I talk to them to their face leave a trail of twinkies that lead to my bedroom.
LOL
That's your style Dog. And you forgot to mention you stuff the twinkie with roofies.
If I leave a trail of roofies they won't get to my room.
I have a far more devious method. I talk to them about D&D and they fall alseep.
But I find chicks the old fashioned way... I talk to them to their face leave a trail of twinkies that lead to my bedroom.
LOL
That's your style Dog. And you forgot to mention you stuff the twinkie with roofies.
If I leave a trail of roofies they won't get to my room.
I have a far more devious method. I talk to them about D&D and they fall alseep.
I like your technique.
If I leave a trail of roofies they won't get to my room.
I have a far more devious method. I talk to them about D&D and they fall alseep.
Nice.
'So baby, my Paladin was swingin' his Holy Avenger and, like, the battle was totally in doubt, you know? But I rolled a twenty and totally backed it up! B ... baby? You awake?'
Snore
'Was that one snore?' *waits*
'Yeah, that was only one. I know what that means!' *zip*