Great Last words

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#1

thegreatgalstaff

Oct 14, 2008 12:32:28
I have been playing D&D and the D20, D10, D6 systems for a long time and in that time I have heard things from my players that is so great that I just have to quote it.

Things like

"Who needs armor when you can just jump out of the way"
Last words of Creamy Pesto, 3.5 monk

"This DM is a idiot, he couldn't kill us if he tired"
Last words of a party about to be eaten by 3 Elder red wyrms 3.5:evillaugh

"I eat the green meat"
last words of someone who had it coming, call of Cathulhu:coolcthul

"I use diplomacy on the Dragon who's children you just killed"
Last words of the Disciple of peace, 3.5

Anyone else have any great last words :D
#2

ocarina_guy

Oct 14, 2008 17:36:51
Eh, I can beat that trap. It's only poisoned, anyway.

I headbutt the mind flayer.