Happy Birthday, Chuck!

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#1

iqwinn

Mar 11, 2011 3:58:59
Chuck Norris is 71, and the man looks like he's in his late 40's!

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He may be using Grecian Formula to cover the grey, but I won't say that to his face!

And, just to say it, Chuck Norris could give goldy a roundhouse kick with a sidelong glance!
#2

Qube

Mar 11, 2011 8:15:44
brithday? that's not possible.

Everyone knows Chuck Norris wasn't born, he roundhouse kicked his way out of the womb and proceeded to kill everyone in the room except his mother.
#3

boraxe

Mar 11, 2011 8:56:47
Chuck Norris is 71, and the man looks like he's in his late 40's!


No, he looks like he's in his early 70's.


#4

ADHadh

Mar 11, 2011 9:40:07
The lack of grey hair make him look younger to me.

Also, in Poland March 10th is also Men's Day, but it's not really celebrated.
#5

RedSiegfried

Mar 11, 2011 12:47:40
I didn't realize he was still alive after his teacher, BRUCE LEE, taught him the ROUNDHOUSE KICK and then killed him in the Roman Colliseum, to protect all the cats.

Yeah, Chuck is the numero uno badass of planet Earth, but only because Bruce Lee is out of the running. 
#6

ADHadh

Mar 11, 2011 14:46:43
#7

Robin_Hoodlum

Mar 11, 2011 14:55:06
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he bends time.