Have Austrians discovered the Holy Grail?

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#1

Cluless_Rat

Aug 20, 2013 17:57:09
www.salon.com/2013/08/20/scientists_inve...
#2

Ragnar_Lodbrok

Aug 21, 2013 1:23:07
No, but they have discovered the first step towards world peace.
#3

LFK

Aug 21, 2013 2:19:12
No, but they have discovered the first step towards world peace.

Free drugs?
#4

EruditeApe

Aug 21, 2013 3:55:58
No, but they have discovered the first step towards world peace.

But what if several world leaders are angry drunks? It seems this would exacerbate the problem.
#5

CorranHornIsAwesome

Aug 21, 2013 8:20:22
No, but they have discovered the first step towards world peace.

But what if several world leaders are angry drunks? It seems this would exacerbate the problem.

Fortunately, we'l all be too drunk to care.
#6

zombie_babies

Aug 21, 2013 9:01:19
This will only be good if they can do it to good beer and not impact the flavah. 
#7

homicidal_squirrel

Aug 21, 2013 10:11:45
This will only be good if they can do it to good beer and not impact the flavah. 


Yeah, they mentioned they did it to two "comercial" beers. Bud Light is a commercial beer. Can you really make it taste any worse?
#8

zombie_babies

Aug 21, 2013 10:23:09
Exactly.  'Oh we added it to some Coors Light and the Coors Light fans didn't seem to notice!'  That's not proof of not negatively impacting the flavor.  I mean, you could add used motor oil to Coors Light and no Coors fan would notice.
#9

homicidal_squirrel

Aug 21, 2013 10:50:36
Exactly.  'Oh we added it to some Coors Light and the Coors Light fans didn't seem to notice!'  That's not proof of not negatively impacting the flavor.  I mean, you could add used motor oil to Coors Light and no Coors fan would notice.

Actually, they might notice that the flavor has improved. Okay, I'm just kidding. Everyone knows that Coors drinkers were born with no taste buds.

#10

Klirshon

Aug 21, 2013 10:54:57
Perhaps most of them wouldn't even notice their urine is black after drinking such a concoction.
#11

Ragnar_Lodbrok

Aug 21, 2013 11:34:02
No, but they have discovered the first step towards world peace.

Free drugs?


That's step two.
#12

zombie_babies

Aug 21, 2013 11:42:46
Actually, they might notice that the flavor has improved. Okay, I'm just kidding. Everyone knows that Coors drinkers were born with no taste buds.



I thought it was 'no-taste' buds.  ;)

#13

homicidal_squirrel

Aug 21, 2013 15:11:58
Hmm... good point.
#14

CorranHornIsAwesome

Aug 21, 2013 15:53:34
..."window.parent.tinyMCE.get('post_content').onLoad.dispatch();" class="mceContentBody " contenteditable="true" />I thought it was 'no-taste' buds.  ;)





RH was right- he really does get mentioned in every thread!
#15

Robin_Hoodlum

Aug 21, 2013 18:31:32
Perhaps most of them wouldn't even notice their urine is black after drinking such a concoction.


Why are you being racist?
#16

Robin_Hoodlum

Aug 21, 2013 18:32:31
..."window.parent.tinyMCE.get('post_content').onLoad.dispatch();" class="mceContentBody " contenteditable="true" />I thought it was 'no-taste' buds.  ;)





RH was right- he really does get mentioned in every thread!


Jealous people can't keep my name outta their mouths.
What can I say?
They all want to be like me.
#17

homicidal_squirrel

Aug 21, 2013 18:58:49
..."window.parent.tinyMCE.get('post_content').onLoad.dispatch();" class="mceContentBody " contenteditable="true" />I thought it was 'no-taste' buds.  ;)





RH was right- he really does get mentioned in every thread!


Jealous people can't keep my name outta their mouths.
What can I say?
They all want to be like me.

Do you drink Coors or Miller?

#18

Robin_Hoodlum

Aug 21, 2013 19:08:19
..."window.parent.tinyMCE.get('post_content').onLoad.dispatch();" class="mceContentBody " contenteditable="true" />I thought it was 'no-taste' buds.  ;)





RH was right- he really does get mentioned in every thread!


Jealous people can't keep my name outta their mouths.
What can I say?
They all want to be like me.

Do you drink Coors or Miller?



Only if I have too.
Otherwise, I prefer PBR.
#19

homicidal_squirrel

Aug 21, 2013 19:11:03
..."window.parent.tinyMCE.get('post_content').onLoad.dispatch();" class="mceContentBody " contenteditable="true" />I thought it was 'no-taste' buds.  ;)





RH was right- he really does get mentioned in every thread!


Jealous people can't keep my name outta their mouths.
What can I say?
They all want to be like me.

Do you drink Coors or Miller?



Only if I have too.

Why would you have to drink it?
Otherwise, I prefer PBR.

Yes, we know you have no taste. No need to continue telling us about it.

#20

Robin_Hoodlum

Aug 21, 2013 19:16:28

 Why would you have to drink it?



Because it might be the only free beer around.
Geez! It didn't take an engineer to figure that out!
#21

Robin_Hoodlum

Aug 21, 2013 19:19:07
Yes, we know you have no taste. No need to continue telling us about it.



PBR is great!
#22

homicidal_squirrel

Aug 21, 2013 19:22:58

 Why would you have to drink it?



Because it might be the only free beer around.
Geez! It didn't take an engineer to figure that out!

Does it take an engineer to figure out you don't have to drink beer?

#23

Robin_Hoodlum

Aug 21, 2013 19:25:37

 Why would you have to drink it?



Because it might be the only free beer around.
Geez! It didn't take an engineer to figure that out!

Does it take an engineer to figure out you don't have to drink beer?



If there is beer available, I'm drinking it brosef.

Why do you concern yourself with what beer I drink?
You seem awfully interested in my beer drinking habits.
I'll be alright... no need to worry about me. I know you care about me, much more than you should probably, but I will be alright... I promise. So no more worrying about me, m'kay?
#24

homicidal_squirrel

Aug 21, 2013 19:34:28
If there is beer available, I'm drinking it brosef.

Sure, you say that now, but then you go ahead and dink PBR, which we all know isn't beer.
Why do you concern yourself with what beer swill I drink?
You seem awfully interested in my beer swill drinking habits.

I'm always interested is behaviors that demonstrate how much a person hates themselves. 
I'll be alright... no need to worry about me. I know you care about me, much more than you should probably, but I will be alright... I promise. So no more worrying about me, m'kay?

Well, you hate yourself, and your wife... well we don't need to get into how she feels about you, but in any case, everyone should have at least one person that cares about them. Looks like I'm the only one that cares about you.

#25

Robin_Hoodlum

Aug 21, 2013 19:38:24
Well, you hate yourself, and your wife... well we don't need to get into how she feels about you, but in any case, everyone should have at least one person that cares about them. Looks like I'm the only one that cares about you.




Cereal box psychology is funny!
#26

homicidal_squirrel

Aug 21, 2013 19:48:22
Well, you hate yourself, and your wife... well we don't need to get into how she feels about you, but in any case, everyone should have at least one person that cares about them. Looks like I'm the only one that cares about you.




Cereal box psychology is funny!

That has nothing to do with psychology. It's my belief as a Christian. 

#27

Robin_Hoodlum

Aug 21, 2013 20:01:23
Well, you hate yourself, and your wife... well we don't need to get into how she feels about you, but in any case, everyone should have at least one person that cares about them. Looks like I'm the only one that cares about you.




Cereal box psychology is funny!

That has nothing to do with psychology. It's my belief as a Christian. 



Liar.
You're not a Christian.
You have way too much fun bashing Christians to be one yourself.
#28

homicidal_squirrel

Aug 21, 2013 20:05:18
Liar.
You're not a Christian.

I am, regardless of you believing it or not.
You have way too much fun bashing Christians to be one yourself.

No, I make fun of individuals who make other Christians look stupid by association.

#29

CorranHornIsAwesome

Aug 21, 2013 21:05:57
Yes, we know you have no taste. No need to continue telling us about it.



PBR is great!




That girl is way too hot and goldo dosen't drink PBR. I call photoshop.
#30

Cluless_Rat

Aug 21, 2013 22:30:42
Yes, we know you have no taste. No need to continue telling us about it.



PBR is great!




That girl is way too hot and goldo dosen't drink PBR. I call photoshop.


Lol, you are so wrong. 

Getting waste for cheap is what PBR is for, loser! 
#31

Qmark

Aug 21, 2013 22:37:07
Getting waste for cheap is what PBR is for, loser! 

Nowhere near as cost-effective a cheap bender as Everclear.  One .750L bottle of 'clear is equivalent to about sixty beers.
Unless PBR is a quarter a can (even that awful Walgreens beer is fifty cents), Everclear wins.
#32

Cluless_Rat

Aug 21, 2013 23:03:17
We do not have walgreens and everclear in Québec. 

Self-centered jerk.
#33

Qmark

Aug 21, 2013 23:05:00
Consider yourself lucky on the Walgreens part.
That beer gives you a hangover while you're still drinking it.
#34

homicidal_squirrel

Aug 21, 2013 23:08:41
Consider yourself lucky on the Walgreens part.
That beer gives you a hangover while you're still drinking it.

So what you're saying is that it's still much, much, much better than PBR? 

#35

Cluless_Rat

Aug 21, 2013 23:20:27
Oooooh! Interesting.
#36

Klirshon

Aug 22, 2013 6:23:23
Perhaps most of them wouldn't even notice their urine is black after drinking such a concoction.


Why are you being racist?



For scientific purposes.
#37

zombie_babies

Aug 22, 2013 7:52:34
I wonder how people can even tell the difference between Coors and PBR.  Like, crap is crap, no?
#38

Klirshon

Aug 22, 2013 8:26:38
I wonder how people can even tell the difference between Coors and PBR.  Like, crap is crap, no?



Either they take their 50% chance of being right on which brand of crap they are swallowing, or they are cheating.
#39

Cluless_Rat

Aug 22, 2013 13:10:24
I wonder how people can even tell the difference between Coors and PBR.  Like, crap is crap, no?


PBR taste worser. 
#40

zombie_babies

Aug 22, 2013 13:30:23
How can you tell, though?  Like, are your crap receptors that refined that you can denote minute differences in crap?
#41

Cluless_Rat

Aug 22, 2013 13:36:43
Just like my BS receptors can make the difference between what RH, Calron and you say.
#42

zombie_babies

Aug 22, 2013 13:49:29
You really need to quit drinking Pabst.
#43

CorranHornIsAwesome

Aug 22, 2013 14:00:41
How can you tell, though?  Like, are your crap receptors that refined that you can denote minute differences in crap?




I remember some of my friends liking Pacific Rim and hating Transformers, so it's possible.
#44

zombie_babies

Aug 22, 2013 14:12:53
I remember some of my friends liking Pacific Rim and hating Transformers, so it's possible.



That doesn't mean they detected some difference, though.  All it proves is that their judgement is so whacked anything they say cannot be trusted.
#45

CorranHornIsAwesome

Aug 22, 2013 14:28:16
I remember some of my friends liking Pacific Rim and hating Transformers, so it's possible.



That doesn't mean they detected some difference, though.  All it proves is that their judgement is so whacked anything they say cannot be trusted.

True, very true.
#46

draco1119

Aug 22, 2013 14:40:10
How can you tell, though?  Like, are your crap receptors that refined that you can denote minute differences in crap?

Yes, they are.  As a hipster, CR is, by definition, a connoisseur of crap.
#47

zombie_babies

Aug 22, 2013 14:44:35
How can you tell, though?  Like, are your crap receptors that refined that you can denote minute differences in crap?

Yes, they are.  As a hipster, CR is, by definition, a connoisseur of crap.



Fair point.
#48

Cluless_Rat

Aug 22, 2013 16:46:01
How can you tell, though?  Like, are your crap receptors that refined that you can denote minute differences in crap?

Yes, they are.  As a hipster, CR is, by definition, a connoisseur of crap.