Sense when do the girl scouts need a sellers permit?
When they're selling something?
Sense when do the girl scouts need a sellers permit?
When they're selling something?
Exactly. He should have tazered the little criminals and their enabler mothers.
Sense when do the girl scouts need a sellers permit?
Since community regulations put in place by dimwit council members get enforced by some cops with no amount of common sense I would guess.
This post is meant as humor. It should not be taken to mean that I believe all police are corupt or feel themselves above the law.
Sense when do the girl scouts need a sellers permit?
When they're selling something?
Exactly. He should have tazered the little criminals and their enabler mothers.
LOL.
Tasers are for wussies. dont cops carry guns?
LOL.
Tasers are for wussies. dont cops carry guns?
Not as fun. Kills too quickly. Taser-guns are a lot more fun, and afterwards you can take them to jail. Teach those little hoodlums that there are rules and consequences for not following those rules. It’s kind of hard to learn that if you are dead.
A good tasering might teach this kid a lesson too.
This reminds me of the South Park episode where all the kids are on Ridalin, and the parents watch a video for a guy who has a non-chemical solution.
video-guy: "Sit down, and Shut-up".
student: "No"
video-guy smacks the student
video-guy: "I said, sit down and shut up."
student: "Yes sir."
What is really suprising is that in a free country you are required to get a piece of paper from the government to permit you to do something.
And the first time they arrested him, they should have arrested him with THIS
Girl Scouts selling cookies, ain't it considered juvenile prostitution?
Not unless you are engaging in sex with a bunch of 10 year olds. What kind of
ed up girl scouts do you have in Quebec?Girl Scouts selling cookies, ain't it considered juvenile prostitution?
Not unless you are engaging in sex with a bunch of 10 year olds. What kind of
The good kind.
Girl Scouts selling cookies, ain't it considered juvenile prostitution?
Not unless you are engaging in sex with a bunch of 10 year olds. What kind of
The good kind.
So how old is the French girl scout you are going out with tonighht?
Girl Scouts selling cookies, ain't it considered juvenile prostitution?
Not unless you are engaging in sex with a bunch of 10 year olds. What kind of
The good kind.
So how old is the French girl scout you are going out with tonighht?
A disappointing 31. Lots of milleage on that cookie.
Why are you going out with her then?Wait, is this the one you mentioned you workedwith that was pregnant and looking for a new baby daddy?
Girl Scouts selling cookies, ain't it considered juvenile prostitution?
Not unless you are engaging in sex with a bunch of 10 year olds. What kind of
The good kind.
So how old is the French girl scout you are going out with tonighht?
A disappointing 31. Lots of milleage on that cookie.
Why are you going out with her then?Wait, is this the one you mentioned you workedwith that was pregnant and looking for a new baby daddy?
No. the coworker is Transylvanian, and she just wanted lunch. We do not have much in common, it wasn't paticularly fun. Weird.
No, French woman is from interwebz dating. She wrote to me, pics looked ok, asked for date, got it, now will see what happens.
I'm sure you will let us know the details...
No. the coworker is Transylvanian, and she just wanted lunch. We do not have much in common, it wasn't paticularly fun. Weird.
No, French woman is from interwebz dating. She wrote to me, pics looked ok, asked for date, got it, now will see what happens.
I her name Jennifer? She emailed me too. She said she liked my profile. I thought I was the only she was emailing
Girl Scouts selling cookies, ain't it considered juvenile prostitution?
Not unless you are engaging in sex with a bunch of 10 year olds. What kind of
The good kind.
So how old is the French girl scout you are going out with tonighht?
A disappointing 31. Lots of milleage on that cookie.
Why are you going out with her then?Wait, is this the one you mentioned you workedwith that was pregnant and looking for a new baby daddy?
No. the coworker is Transylvanian, and she just wanted lunch. We do not have much in common, it wasn't paticularly fun. Weird.
No, French woman is from interwebz dating. She wrote to me, pics looked ok, asked for date, got it, now will see what happens.
I'm sure you will let us know the details...
I ordinarely wouldn't do that, but since you ask...
I usually get the weird dates. I have lots of funny stories.
I just wish I get some sex.
I'm more interested in the funny stories...
No. the coworker is Transylvanian, and she just wanted lunch. We do not have much in common, it wasn't paticularly fun. Weird.
No, French woman is from interwebz dating. She wrote to me, pics looked ok, asked for date, got it, now will see what happens.
I her name Jennifer? She emailed me too. She said she liked my profile. I thought I was the only she was emailing
If these forums are a dating website, then I am the Queen of England.
And Jennifer isn't very French.
Jenniferette
Better?
I'm more interested in the funny stories...
It's Goldo... I would imagine sex stories only come in the tragically funny kind.
Not even close.
Jean-ferette
How about now?
I'm more interested in the funny stories...
It's Goldo... I would imagine sex stories only come in the tragically funny kind.
LOL
You're correct, of course.
Yeah. Like yesterday. I wanted to say to my ex that I never wanted to see her again. Now, I will probably go on a month long trip with her. /facepalm
I would suggest a testosterone booster as part of your workout supplements.
Yeah. Like yesterday. I wanted to say to my ex that I never wanted to see her again. Now, I will probably go on a month long trip with her. /facepalm
I would suggest a testosterone booster as part of your workout supplements.
It is her fault. She has the ever elusive golden wussy.
We already know she has you1, but why do you keep going back?
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1 - Wussy: A person regarded as weak or timid and especially as unmanly
www.thefreedictionary.com/wussy
As you are Goldo, I assume you are refering to yourself perhaphs?
Where are you going to be going?
By the way... a bit of a religious trip for you isn't it?
Sense when do the girl scouts need a sellers permit?
When they're selling something?
Exactly. He should have tazered the little criminals and their enabler mothers.
LOL.
Tasers are for wussies. dont cops carry guns?
I took American Criminal Justice, and this subject actually came up. The gun is only supposed to go off if you, the officer, feel your life or the lives of others are in danger, and only if you intend to shoot the other person, so no "warning shots." If someone pulls a gun, knife, or other dangerous weapon, you break out the gun. If your life or the lives of others are not in danger, but you're still in harm's way or need to take someone down? Just two words into the little shoulder radio: "deploying taser." The suspect has enough time to notice two little prods stick into his/her skin, just before they "ride the lightning" as it were. There are also other non-lethal means of taking someone down in their arsenal, like pepperspray and batons, but they're there for the same reason: an equalizer in a fight with someone using non-lethal force.
Before I wanted to get into genetics and biochemistry, I wanted to be a criminal psychologist, so I took the Criminal Justice class. Very interesting course, and the teacher was old with crappy vocal cords, so he only spoke for half the course anyway. But you take a couple years off of school, and eventually interests change, and well, seven years later, here I am. : P
Run... just run...
It was my intention. I wanted to tell her I had to stop seeing her. It ended with me going on a one month trip with her!
Can you imagine what would happen if run?
I could. Speaking from experience, the answer is probably nothing, especially if you don't feel anything for her, and if you do, once those feelings fade, the answer will still be nothing. Going back for the "mating" is never a good idea.
While its been a while since I broke things off with the ex, there's something to moving on. There's a lot less stress, a lot less annoyance. I'm not one for goodbyes, so I just disappeared from my ex's life after the last time we'd spoken. She had always been a destructive influence in my life, and I'd given her too much power over me in the past. It not only freed me of a burden, it opened up the possibility of finding a new relationship, and letting go of the pain and the memories gave me a chance to replace them happiness, and new memories. Disappearing freed me of a burden, and it allowed me to open my heart to the beautiful, kind hearted, wonderful woman I'm with now.
so I just disappeared from my ex's life after the last time we'd spoken.
I would be more impressed if you'd disappear from her life before the last time you'd spoken to her.
Run... just run...
Oh man, but that could spoil their shopping excursions, pedicures, and getting their nails done!
Run... just run...
Oh man, but that could spoil their shopping excursions, pedicures, and getting their nails done!
so I just disappeared from my ex's life after the last time we'd spoken.
I would be more impressed if you'd disappear from her life before the last time you'd spoken to her.
I would have been more impressed if he had made her dissapear.
I would have been more impressed if he had made her dissapear.
Somehow, the terms "CSI", "lethal injection," and "death row" come to mind when I read that.
...Along with "maximum security pound-me-in-the-ass prison."
Eh, that's not so much impressive as it is creepy and/or criminal.
Yeah, I mean I don't want her dead, just completely out of my life, without so much as a chance to get back in. Disappearing and cutting her off while leaving her in the dark was the only real way to do that. I mean, I wanted a clean break, not a rap sheet and first degree homicide charges, followed by an inevitable death sentence.
By then though, I didn't care. Apathy had already set in, so I wouldn't have had any motivation to kill her/"make her disappear" anyway.
You bunch of savages.
Wow... the two of you have some issues. I said make her dissapear, not kill her. What is wrong with the two of you? He could have just been really crude and disgusted her to the point that she dissapeared from Shefield's life... you know... like you "dissapeared" from hers.
You bunch of savages.
That's usually what one means when they refer to "making someone else disappear."
For use in a sentence: "I'm not [just] going to kill you, I'm gonna make you disappear."
Wow... the two of you have some issues. I said make her dissapear, not kill her. What is wrong with the two of you? He could have just been really crude and disgusted her to the point that she dissapeared from Shefield's life... you know... like you "dissapeared" from hers.
You bunch of savages.
That's usually what one means when they refer to "making someone else disappear."
For use in a sentence: "I'm not [just] going to kill you, I'm gonna make you disappear."
Something tells me you didn't kill yourself when you dissapeared. Or did you?
Only difference is who is doing the dissapearing an who is dissapearing. You're such a bloody savsage thinking you have to kill the poor girl to make her dissapear.
Locking her up in your basement is another method.
I'm just going to walk away from the discussion before this goes from the definition of "making someone else disappear" to how best to get away with it.
At work, probably. The presence of secondary victims, including the place of business itself, gives rise to a much higher number of potential suspects: exes of the other co-workers, people who have a grudge aginst or stand to profit from the distruction of the business, ect. Just have to figure out how to obscure the arson, which honestly should be much easier than obscuring most types of murder [who commited the arson, not the fact that the fire was intentional].
Not at all. I am, sadly, still at work.
I was talking about