Healthy soda?

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#1

homicidal_squirrel

Nov 12, 2012 23:10:50
The Pepsi Special.
#2

The_Silversword

Nov 13, 2012 3:33:10
Im more disturbed by the milk flavored pepsi 
#3

Escef

Nov 13, 2012 5:38:19
Sodas were originally billed as heath food. Pepsi was supposed to aid digestion. Hence why in some areas carbonated beverages are still called "tonic".
#4

KillerGM

Nov 13, 2012 15:11:13
I want watermelon Pepsi! *pouts*

... and that is why I go to Sonic. Their food is crap, but I can put crazy flavors in my drink!
#5

zombie_babies

Nov 14, 2012 10:24:12
The Pepsi Special.



That sounds like a sex act.
#6

lokiare

Nov 14, 2012 21:47:00
You can make completely healthy soda, but this isn't it...Smile
#7

EscherEnigma

Nov 14, 2012 22:22:15
Dr. Pepper is healthy.  It wouldn't be a Dr. otherwise, right?
#8

RPJesus

Nov 14, 2012 22:24:24
Dr. Pepper is healthy.  It wouldn't be a Dr. otherwise, right?


I dunno about that, in my experience doctors have a tendency to be pretty unhealthy. Maybe not so much diet-wise, but butting heads with the Dalek empire at least once a season can't be good for one's longevity prospects.
#9

lokiare

Nov 14, 2012 22:46:44
Doctors get paid when they deal with sick people. They don't get paid when they don't deal with sick people. Therefore it is likely they leave people sick or encourage sickness so they can get paid...Smile
#10

The_Silversword

Nov 14, 2012 23:08:19
Doctors get paid when they deal with sick people. They don't get paid when they don't deal with sick people.



Youve never been to a doctor have you?

They still charge you whether they see you or not.
#11

calronmoonflower

Nov 15, 2012 1:03:26
Sodas were originally billed as heath food. Pepsi was supposed to aid digestion. Hence why in some areas carbonated beverages are still called "tonic".

They where also originally sold in pharmacies and once thought to be as intoxicating as alcohol.
#12

lokiare

Nov 15, 2012 2:46:54
Doctors get paid when they deal with sick people. They don't get paid when they don't deal with sick people. Therefore it is likely they leave people sick or encourage sickness so they can get paid...


Tell me who isn't against you?



Tell me who isn't selfish...Smile
#13

zombie_babies

Nov 15, 2012 8:28:39
Doctors give cancer and AIDS.



And other STDs.  Can't forget those.
#14

zombie_babies

Nov 15, 2012 9:35:00
That's true.  Plus she can't get 'em if you forgot you had 'em.
#15

zombie_babies

Nov 15, 2012 11:45:30
Well, there's that school of thought, too.