Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 homicidal_squirrel May 01, 2013 15:15:50	blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2013/05/...
#2 CorranHornIsAwesome May 01, 2013 15:18:49	The part about him eating the seat was pretty epic.
#3 zombie_babies May 01, 2013 15:32:48	I'm surprised they were able to find him.
#4 calronmoonflower May 02, 2013 0:15:29	ALL DAY!, obviously the 911 center took to long to respond to his complaints, and by that I mean they should have send him a cop to have him arrested.
#5 The_Silversword May 02, 2013 1:11:09	Well he was arrested, eventually, i guess they had other stuff going on and some guy wanting weed and koolaid just wasnt high up on the list of priorities.
#6 zombie_babies May 02, 2013 8:18:55	Yep.  He was a problem but obviously one lower on the list than others at the time.
#7 ADHadh May 02, 2013 10:05:31	They were too busy eating all those burgers, drinking kool-aid and smoking to respond immediately.
#8 draco1119 May 02, 2013 11:29:36	You've got it all wrong, ADH. They were eating donuts, wrestling gators, and "escorting" drunk Indian women.