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| #1jhonesyMar 14, 2009 8:26:24 | Just wanted to give a shout for from the newguy eh, I'll start lurking around and getting the lay of the land so to speak. Hopefully the official site is a bit more concise then a lot of those ol' fansites I've been too in the past. Let the ritualistic n00b flogging begin! |
| #2doneisiMar 14, 2009 8:36:38 | What games you play. And welcome. |
| #3jhonesyMar 14, 2009 8:49:50 | In the trail of D&D I've been known to try out my fancy in AD&D, AD&D 2nd Edition, D&D 3/3.5 and this new 4th Edition. In general though, I also like Magic: The Gathering, Dreamblade, d20 Modern/Future and Star Wars. And that's just Wizards of the Coast games. |
| #4cherubaddonMar 14, 2009 8:52:26 | We also have a few 40k and White Wolf players around here. Happen to be one of them?
And which edition of D&D do you prefer? Why?
Oh, and welcome ;) . |
| #5jhonesyMar 14, 2009 9:00:05 | I'm not as big into 40k, I've tried but it's just never really sunk in with me. I keep trying though, because I see all my other buddies having fun so I really wanna join in. I'll catch the hang of it one of these days. White Wolf though, definitely. Who doesn't like swooping around like a Vampire!? Daeva all the way.
As for D&D, 3.5th Edition is still my all time favorite, though I'm still big on some ol' fashioned AD&D 1st. I'm waiting for some more source books and core to get bigger into 4th Edition, so just three more days and we'll see what's what. |
| #6IdolisMar 14, 2009 14:43:30 | Welcome. Have a seat. First drink is on me. |
| #7pigknightMar 14, 2009 15:34:04 | Join the Edition War. |
| #8baneofelvesMar 14, 2009 16:18:41 | Welcome. Have a seat. First drink is on me.
New guy. You're gonna want to be careful around this one. (he's REALLY CREEPY)
Well, no. Not really. Anyways, I am Bane, your friendly homocidal maniac. Spend enough time here and you will encounter my.....oddities. |
| #9doneisiMar 14, 2009 16:21:01 | New guy. You're gonna want to be careful around this one. (he's REALLY CREEPY)
Well, no. Not really. Anyways, I am Bane, your friendly homocidal maniac. Spend enough time here and you will encounter my.....oddities.
EWW! No one wants to see those. |
| #10baneofelvesMar 14, 2009 16:24:10 | NOT THOSE. I mean my pointless rants, my dirty edit post ninja tricks, my racism toward those damn dirty elves, that stuff. NOT my junk. |
| #11jhonesyMar 14, 2009 16:34:03 | ...
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I do believe I'd found a Home Away From Home! |
| #12IdolisMar 14, 2009 16:36:14 | I am not creepy. I have been crept upon but I don't creep. Never have and never will. I am straight forward in my weirdness. |
| #13baneofelvesMar 14, 2009 16:40:20 | ...
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I do believe I'd found a Home Away From Home!
psst! I have some candy in my pocket for you, but you gotta grab it yourself, mmkay?
:P |
| #14jhonesyMar 14, 2009 16:43:00 | I would, but my momma always taught me to a) Never talk to strangers, and b) Never take candy from a stranger who tells me I have to reach into his coat to get to them candies in the first place. |
| #15baneofelvesMar 14, 2009 16:44:40 | It's in my pants pocket, so that makes that okay. Also, you know who I am. baneofelves, your friendly neighborhood psycho serial killer. |
| #16jhonesyMar 14, 2009 16:45:49 |
Wow... |
| #17baneofelvesMar 14, 2009 16:48:11 | NOW REACH IN THE ***DAMN POCKET! |
| #18jhonesyMar 14, 2009 16:51:50 | *And then, shaking all over in a mad fear, Jhonesy leaned over and reached his hand out, praying to the God's that he would come out unscathed.* |
| #19baneofelvesMar 14, 2009 16:54:23 | A small Pseudodragon snaps at his hand, biting off several fingers with it's dagger sharp teeth.
"Thank you. You fed Fluffy for me."
SUCKER! Didn't expect THAT, did ya? :D |
| #20jhonesyMar 14, 2009 16:57:24 | I expected something else to bite those fingers off, so this isn't so bad as I thought it might be. :D |
| #21baneofelvesMar 14, 2009 17:00:24 | I'm violent and psychotic, but I don't do THAT. (at least, not to guys. I'm assuming you're a dude) |
| #22jhonesyMar 14, 2009 17:02:42 | I'm going to assume that I am a dude as well. At least, I better be a dude. Otherwise I have some seriously explaining to do to my girlfriend... |
| #23baneofelvesMar 14, 2009 17:08:31 | Hey, your girl can "reach in my pocket" too. Don't worry, she won't get her fingers bit off.
:P
So, do you believe that I'm insane yet?
I also happen to be planning a war against civilization. Wanna join up? |
| #24jhonesyMar 14, 2009 17:11:12 | You seem pretty civilized compared to most people you meet on the interwebs actually. Fairly refreshing to be honest, not having to deal with all those pseudo-intellectuals trying to pass themselves off as the greatest thing since bread wheels. |
| #25baneofelvesMar 14, 2009 17:13:50 | *beats Jhonesy over the head with an aluminum baseball bat, killing him, then seduces his woman and has his way with her*
O RLY? refreshing, am I? BWAHAHAHAHA! YOU FOOL! :evillaugh
I turn my brain off when I log on. I just have fun and do and say whatever comes into my head here. I act like a moron here, but I'm (fairly) smart. |
| #26jhonesyMar 14, 2009 17:17:15 | I think I'll need to hire a reliable WebDawg to keep an eye out for me when I'm not looking...  |
| #27baneofelvesMar 14, 2009 17:18:36 | Shut up, man. You're s'posed to be dead. I'm gonna have to burn the corpse now.....I love fire. :D
Hey, tell your gf that I like that thing she did to me. :P
I'm not going too far, am I? |
| #28jhonesyMar 14, 2009 17:23:46 |
Not in the slightest. That was some seriously funny humour right there, I almost damn near fell out of my seat when I read it. |
| #29baneofelvesMar 14, 2009 17:25:51 | Really? I'm not even trying. You oughta see me when I'm not censored. It gets even better, then. (I think that dead baby jokes violate the CoC)
Anyways, Joan. You gonna join my crusade against civilization? |
| #30jhonesyMar 14, 2009 17:29:10 | Well, that depends. I'm already engaged in an epic plot of... oh, well no that just cleared up. My schedule opens up this coming Monday, do I need to bring anything from home for this overnight sta- I mean... this complete crusade against civilization? |
| #31baneofelvesMar 14, 2009 17:31:59 | This crusade will take a while. Bring ALL your friends, and some good weapons, like M-16's and maybe a few Glock's. Oh, and a 22 calibur with some shorts. |
| #32jhonesyMar 14, 2009 17:34:25 | I think I have a slingshot in the shack behind my house... It has a mean range, and personally modified to hold two stones instead of just one, with a wind-up loader for extra "umph" factor. And... I also have a rake. Without the prongs. |
| #33baneofelvesMar 14, 2009 17:35:12 | Lame. You suck. You can't join mah club. |
| #34jhonesyMar 14, 2009 17:36:29 | Ah man, and I so wanted to be one of the cool kids!  |
| #35baneofelvesMar 14, 2009 17:38:19 | *shoots him in the head*
See, this is why you shoulda brought a M-16 and a Glock instead. Not my fault you had to die. It's your own. Stay dead this time. |
| #36jhonesyMar 14, 2009 17:39:17 | 
Ah nuts... |
| #37pigknightMar 14, 2009 19:41:45 | I have a P90 and MP5 both with laser sight. Is that good enough? |
| #38Dark_StrykeMar 14, 2009 20:23:38 | You seem pretty civilized compared to most people you meet on the interwebs actually. Fairly refreshing to be honest, not having to deal with all those pseudo-intellectuals trying to pass themselves off as the greatest thing since bread wheels.
MM, yes, quite. Those pseudo-intellectual rapscallions are a plague 'pon these interwebs.
*sips tea*
Anyhoo, old bean, welcome to this fine inter...tubes establishment. Tea and crumpets can be found over there in the corner. I hope you'll notice the "Do not feed the Baneofelves" sign hanging over there. He gets all fussy when you give him scraps.
*adjusts monocle* |
| #39toastedamphibianMar 14, 2009 22:20:50 | You seem pretty civilized compared to most people you meet on the interwebs actually. Fairly refreshing to be honest, not having to deal with all those pseudo-intellectuals trying to pass themselves off as the greatest thing since bread wheels.
Gawd-damnit. Fine. I'll leave you be then, if thats how you want it.
Welcome to the boards.
(Also, go here if you need an RP fix. http://forums.gleemax.com/forumdisplay.php?f=688 ) |
| #40jhonesyMar 15, 2009 6:08:31 | :D Hello all you rascals, nice to meet you all to. |
| #41baneofelvesMar 15, 2009 15:28:23 | @ Pig: You're in.
@ Stryke:
Look, Joan! Stay dead! I already killed you TWICE! You are S'POSED to be DEAD! |
| #42jhonesyMar 15, 2009 17:09:56 | But I've found a way to circumvent the afterlife, and a found a nice 22 cal in an afterlife pawn shop. Part of the "Untimely Death's Department" brand. |
| #43Ragnar_LodbrokMar 15, 2009 17:37:02 | Lessee: machete; check, but it needs sharpening. Hatchets; check. Knives; check. Moltov Cocktails; err, I should get to making those, same with the C4. Guns; uh, I'll plunder those, same with swords that aren't machetes.
Oh, a newb. Sorry, didn't see ya there. Welcome! I'm Ragnar Lodbrok, semi-friendly neighborhood Viking wannabe. |
| #44baneofelvesMar 15, 2009 18:26:15 | Ragnar, Joan, you two will make fine additions to the unit. Soon, we shall begin our crusade against corrupt society! For the outcasts! The rejects! The rebels! All of 'em! |
| #45jhonesyMar 15, 2009 18:35:20 | Sounds top-notch to me. Who do we get to whack first?! :D |
| #46baneofelvesMar 15, 2009 18:39:14 | .......Barney. The corrupter of children. The patron of Pedo's. He must die. |
| #47jhonesyMar 15, 2009 18:42:02 | Hmmm, I think I can ask my Uncle to borrow his steamroller if it'll help? Barney's a pretty big purple blob after all. He might be more manageable with some rounds in 'im, then flattened like a pancake. |
| #48baneofelvesMar 15, 2009 18:45:19 | Get the job done: and make sure that it is public, bloody, and brutal. We are sending a message. The specific details matter little. But only Barney needs to die. Don't go killing anyone nearby. Only injure if necessary. |
| #49jhonesyMar 15, 2009 18:46:31 | Only if necessary? Awww maaaaaan... where's the fun in that? Just a little wanton violence? GTA made me do it! |
| #50baneofelvesMar 15, 2009 18:49:51 | We want the common person on our side, not against us. Otherwise, we will be doomed to fail, Joan. |
| #51jhonesyMar 15, 2009 18:52:46 | *salute*
Yes ma'am, understood. |
| #52baneofelvesMar 15, 2009 18:54:13 | HEY! I GOT MAN BITS! Don't make me pull 'em out and beat you over the face with 'em. I'll do it! |
| #53jhonesyMar 15, 2009 18:55:13 | Sorry, I forgot my manners.
Yes, madam, I'll get too it immediately. *salute* |
| #54baneofelvesMar 15, 2009 18:57:57 | |
| #55jhonesyMar 15, 2009 19:07:41 | Master Splinter: "I made a funny!" |
| #56baneofelvesMar 15, 2009 19:11:05 | Splinter is awesome. Now I have a desire to play a wererat monk. |
| #57jhonesyMar 15, 2009 19:12:59 | I wonder what the stats would be for a Wereturtle multiclass Monk/Rogue/Assassin? |
| #58baneofelvesMar 15, 2009 19:16:57 | the turtles aren't assassins! They're drunken masters! |
| #59jhonesyMar 15, 2009 19:20:43 | No, you are wrong my young Grasshopper. They are Pizza Masters - specializing in the art of Pepperoni, Cheese, Mushroom's and Tomato Sauce. No Anchovies though. And I mean NO anchovies. If I find anchovies on this thing your in big trouble dude! |
| #60baneofelvesMar 15, 2009 19:43:21 | take the drunken master PRC, fluff any part that says alcohol to where Pizza applies instead. |
| #61jhonesyMar 15, 2009 20:54:49 | Sounds like a sound plan to me... If only I could recall where I left all my old Kara-Tur material, then we'd be in business. |
| #62pigknightMar 15, 2009 20:59:52 | Pig slowly sets up his P90 to fire semi-auto. He attaches the laser scope. He aims the crosshairs across Barney's face.
*Pew pew*
Barney's crew pop'd a cap in Pig's ass. |
| #63rakeMar 15, 2009 21:00:28 | *puffs on pipe*
Fairly refreshing to be honest, not having to deal with all those pseudo-intellectuals trying to pass themselves off as the greatest thing since bread wheels.
...I don't have to take this from you. You have lost a powerful ally.
*leaves* |
| #64baneofelvesMar 15, 2009 21:03:01 | Jhonesy, the Drunken Master class is in the Complete Warrior book.
Good job, Pig! YOU get to be second in command. Joan can clean out the tiolet. |
| #65pigknightMar 15, 2009 21:03:33 | I got killed by Barney's crew. They snuck up on me. |
| #66jhonesyMar 15, 2009 21:05:16 | Toilet duty!? What do you take me for, a pigknight?! |
| #67baneofelvesMar 15, 2009 21:09:28 | You were just a distraction, pig. My neices, Lillian and Laurelai are finishing him right now. They have levels in assassin.....
Very well, Jhonesy. Instead, you will be in charge of inspecting prisoners. |
| #68jhonesyMar 15, 2009 21:10:26 | Prisoners?! What do you take me for, a baneofelves?! |
| #69baneofelvesMar 15, 2009 21:14:10 | Dude. You get to "inspect" any of the prisoners that you want. We may end up capturing some HAWT chicks. I gave you a great post. Would you prefer to be back no toilet duty? |
| #70pigknightMar 15, 2009 21:15:20 | I want to inspect the prisoners.
(>~o^)> |
| #71jhonesyMar 15, 2009 21:16:18 | Bah, I already have a lovely dame back home, what would I need with inspecting hawt female prisoners for? Maybe a position somewhere along the lines of "Great Sage Equaling Heaven".
I will give a dozen cookies to anyone who knows where that title comes from. :D |
| #72baneofelvesMar 15, 2009 21:16:44 | But you are dead. We don't allow corpses near the prisoners. |
| #73pigknightMar 15, 2009 21:18:02 | There's fetishes about that. |
| #74baneofelvesMar 15, 2009 21:22:10 | Just for mentioning THAT, you now have to lick off Jhonesy's boots.
@ Jhonesy: FINE! You get to be "Useless arrogant asinine corporal!" Happy now? I will inspect the prisoners myself! |
| #75jhonesyMar 15, 2009 21:24:38 | Even better. I live on a farm, so it's dog, cow, horse, pig, chicken, sheep, rabbit and pigeon doodoo for your licking enjoyment. I'll try and give you the least grime of the pair.  |
| #76baneofelvesMar 15, 2009 21:26:31 | Make sure that Pig makes it good and clean. |
| #77jhonesyMar 15, 2009 21:28:11 | Sure thing, but could I be a General instead? Corporal of Useless Arrogant Asinine doesn't sound as authentic as "Useless Arrogant Asinine General". |
| #78baneofelvesMar 15, 2009 21:29:32 | NO! YOU ARE BUSTED DOWN TO PRIVATE, NOW!! |
| #79jhonesyMar 15, 2009 21:31:24 | Private? I knew you had a thing for peoples... "junk"... I just never expected you to be so forward about it. Good for you Timbit! Admittance is the first step. |
| #80baneofelvesMar 15, 2009 21:32:31 | Private is the only rank below corporal, smartass.
From now on, you shall be called Corporal Smartass. |
| #81jhonesyMar 15, 2009 21:33:55 | Alright, that works for me.
Major Madame Timbit of "Junk"
Auuuuh-ten-shun!
*salutes* |
| #82baneofelvesMar 15, 2009 21:35:52 | That's it. I order you to lick your boots till they are clean enough to eat off of.
NOW!!!! |
| #83jhonesyMar 15, 2009 21:37:45 | Do you know what I love? How, in one day, this little thread had reached a little over three pages of nonsense in a completely non-meaning-too way, while baneofelves own propaganda page, which is nothing but nonsense, is still only on two pages, and created two days ago?  |
| #84baneofelvesMar 15, 2009 21:39:33 | Whatever. I don't care. You need to stop blowing your own horn.
NO! I DON'T MEAN LIKE THAT! Perverts. |
| #85jhonesyMar 15, 2009 21:40:31 | Please, kind Madame, take your horn blowing fetishes elsewhere. Thank you, Timbit. |
| #86baneofelvesMar 15, 2009 21:42:39 | Hey, Joan. you said you had a girlfriend. That mus be some HAWT girl on girl action. Can you send me a video of it? :P |
| #87jhonesyMar 15, 2009 21:44:24 |  |
| #88baneofelvesMar 15, 2009 21:46:40 | Anyone else here think that Symphony X needs a new singer? |
| #89jhonesyMar 16, 2009 8:46:13 | No, but you might want to get that moldy looking thing on your head looked at... oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that was your face. My apologizes madame. |
| #90baneofelvesMar 16, 2009 18:16:23 |
I'm being serious here. He sounds like he got castrated in some songs, and it sounds like he's constipated in others. The band is good, I just hate the singer. |
| #91pigknightMar 16, 2009 18:17:50 | MAYBE HE WAS EVER THINK OF THAT? 
:P |
| #92baneofelvesMar 16, 2009 18:22:14 | Yes, actually, I did. But they still need a new singer. If I only like one of their songs (Oculus Ex Inferni, which is instrumental) it says something. |
| #93jhonesyMar 16, 2009 18:52:21 | What is this obsession of yours about man junk? Almost every other posts seems to have something to do with male anatomy. There's nothing wrong with that if you happen to swing that way, but sheesh. Get a room already! |
| #94baneofelvesMar 16, 2009 18:54:48 |
That guy's voice is just too high. He isn't really a man. |
| #95jhonesyMar 16, 2009 18:58:31 | Hmmm.
Perhaps he's a she who's pretending to be a he in order to avoid the attention of being a she, while enjoying the cover of being a he and making do with the she behind close doors where the he doesn't get as much attention, and then being she in order to lay low and act he-ish until such a time when being she-ish is more beneficial? Such as when s/he is singing? |
| #96baneofelvesMar 16, 2009 19:00:18 | Hmm. That logic seems slightly illogical, yet it all makes sense now.... |
| #97jhonesyMar 16, 2009 19:02:15 | I know.
I'm just that damned good. |
| #98gideon_gideonsonMar 17, 2009 1:06:38 | Hmmm.
Perhaps he's a she who's pretending to be a he in order to avoid the attention of being a she, while enjoying the cover of being a he and making do with the she behind close doors where the he doesn't get as much attention, and then being she in order to lay low and act he-ish until such a time when being she-ish is more beneficial? Such as when s/he is singing?
The depressing thing is that this is actually much more straight-forward than I thought it was when I decided to respond. Maybe it has something to do with it being 2 o'clock in the morning here... |
| #99jhonesyMar 17, 2009 7:01:41 | In every bit of insanity there is a hint of logic. :D |