Help me design an ultimate Bag of Infinite Possibilities

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#1

fluffybunnywant2kill

Aug 30, 2010 18:32:13

for those who havent used one, a bag of infinite possibilites(BIP) is an epic bag of holding that is 10,000 years old and has accrued an ungodly amount of random stuff. reaching in to the bag a user has no idea what they will pull because they dont know whats in the bag. similar to the rod of wonder the BIP deals with items instead of effects

we are looking for more ideas and inspirations from the D&D community.
items in bag range from destructive and damaging items to tools(almost always one use only), funny gags, interesting plot twists and more

to give you and idea of how it works our current bag includes entries such as.....

>Mouse trap snaps on hand reaching into bag, lose all weapon proficiancy for day unless healchecked dc 25 then only two hours
> Halo Jump pad, deployable whenever they want, when moving over jump pad spring 50 feet into the air, no fall damage on landing. (unless fall farther, like off a cliff)
>functional witches broom fly speed 50 perfect manuverability
>twinki, after eating gain 50 lbs permanently but also gain permanent +2 con from preservitaves
>bazooka (launches one fireball cl equal to ECL plus 2d4 bludgeoning damage from shell on direct hit) make ranged touch attack
> pikachu footy pajamas, wearer makes a touch attack and for every 10' of movement while shuffling their feet they delivier a static shock that does 1d6 of damage (they also take half of that damage)
>bombomb with lit fuse, base speed 20 detonates in three rounds, chases random players untill it blows up (effect is fireball with CL of the groups average ECl)
> 2d6 rabid squirrels
>a world cup fan blasting on a Vuvuzella.  every round until they arekilled everyone takes 2d6 sonic damage (30hp no bab for fan)
> Diploma from university of pheonix  if opened user automaticly loses all gold up to 200k and gains 4 to int or wis


... got any ideas?

#2

modern_iconoclast

Aug 30, 2010 20:16:27
I always envisioned my magic bag looking like that


#3

zombie_babies

Aug 31, 2010 8:43:30
Ham?
#4

modern_iconoclast

Aug 31, 2010 8:48:42
Yep, probably bacon.
#5

zombie_babies

Aug 31, 2010 8:53:37
I like ham and I like bacon.  I think a sandwich where the bread was ham and the meat was bacon would be wonderful.
#6

zombie_babies

Aug 31, 2010 11:49:52
Dood.  Wax paper.  Solved.  You're welcome.
#7

zombie_babies

Aug 31, 2010 13:06:47
Umm ... flavored wax paper?
#8

zombie_babies

Aug 31, 2010 13:12:59
No worries, then.  Since the ham and bacon sandwich is gonna clog up your arteries, a lil intestinal cloggage is no big deal.  Actually, it's kinda a neat-o sort o' synergy.
#9

zombie_babies

Aug 31, 2010 13:19:11
Umm ... I also like mashed taters.
#10

modern_iconoclast

Aug 31, 2010 13:24:55
If ya eat all that, it's your stomach that will turn into a bag of infinite possibilities....
And I don't want to imagine the wonders that can come out of that!
#11

zombie_babies

Aug 31, 2010 14:05:09
How could those threathen my health?



Suffocation.  Intense like is a dangerous animal.
#12

toastedamphibian

Aug 31, 2010 15:19:08
I like ham and I like bacon.  I think a sandwich where the bread was ham and the meat was bacon would be wonderful.



I belive they call that a pig.
#13

zombie_babies

Aug 31, 2010 15:41:28
I belive they call that a pig.



Yes but I prefer my pig cooked and with less snout, ears, feet, internal organs, tail, eyeballs, bone and teeth than the typical pig typically comes with. 
#14

modern_iconoclast

Aug 31, 2010 16:09:04
Ah... no hot-dogs then....
#15

toastedamphibian

Aug 31, 2010 17:10:19
Ah... no hot-dogs then....




#16

zombie_babies

Sep 01, 2010 9:12:20
Hey, I said prefer not require.  The occasional hot dog or raw pig is a-ok.
#17

zombie_babies

Sep 01, 2010 12:40:35
Watch out for tapeworms.



Why?  They gonna rob me or sumthin'?
#18

zombie_babies

Sep 01, 2010 13:43:56
Well then, I'll be sure to keep my eyes open.  Just don't accuse me of profiling.
#19

toastedamphibian

Sep 01, 2010 15:15:07
A half-invisible mosk that noone is supposed to talk about?
#20

zombie_babies

Sep 01, 2010 16:07:10
Out?  That doesn't seem right ...