Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 foulspawn Jun 05, 2013 20:13:50	Ive acquired a minor obsession with a cel version of Age of Empire. (content removed - advertising is against the CoC. company.wizards.com/conduct )
#2 hipster_troll Jun 05, 2013 20:54:03
#3 jesse.two.coins Jun 05, 2013 22:53:05
#4 The_Silversword Jun 06, 2013 4:23:24	Stupid ORCs, I have no idea what hes talking about now, Cel shaded? celluar? single celled organism?
#5 gaaraofthesand Jun 06, 2013 5:18:57	cel phone
#6 Pontiac Jun 06, 2013 7:46:53	Stupid ORCs, I have no idea what hes talking about now, Cel shaded? celluar? single celled organism? He wanted us to go on the game site and sign up using his number so he can get money/gold to spend in the game because he doesn't want to spend money. I'll get right on that.
#7 Robin_Hoodlum Jun 06, 2013 8:34:12	I know, right? The gall of that guy...
#8 zombie_babies Jun 06, 2013 8:50:54	If he wanted the money for ... uhh ... some special ladies or something it would have been a much more understandable request.
#9 Robin_Hoodlum Jun 06, 2013 9:23:23	If he wanted the money for ... uhh ... some special ladies or something it would have been a much more understandable request. And he probably would have gotten better responses too! I mean, at least I could empathize with him ...
#10 Pontiac Jun 06, 2013 9:25:49	If he wanted the money for ... uhh ... some special ladies or something it would have been a much more understandable request. And he probably would have gotten better responses too! I mean, at least I could empathize with him ... sounds like your little dingy is in dry dock.
#11 zombie_babies Jun 06, 2013 9:27:32	And he probably would have gotten better responses too! I mean, at least I could empathize with him ... Or at least a different form of humiliation.
#12 Robin_Hoodlum Jun 06, 2013 9:28:27	And he probably would have gotten better responses too! I mean, at least I could empathize with him ... Or at least a different form of humiliation.
#13 Robin_Hoodlum Jun 06, 2013 9:29:28	If he wanted the money for ... uhh ... some special ladies or something it would have been a much more understandable request. And he probably would have gotten better responses too! I mean, at least I could empathize with him ... sounds like your little dingy is in dry dock. Until next week when I hook up with my black BBW.
#14 draco1119 Jun 06, 2013 10:24:12	Pics?
#15 Robin_Hoodlum Jun 06, 2013 10:27:32	Pics? Why? So you guys can clown me over how big and ugly she is?
#16 zombie_babies Jun 06, 2013 10:32:58	Yes.  Crap!  Er, I meant 'No.  '  My bad.
#17 Robin_Hoodlum Jun 06, 2013 10:36:50	Alright. Since I miss the abuse, here ya go...
#18 homicidal_squirrel Jun 06, 2013 10:37:17	Pics? Why? So you guys can clown me over how big and ugly she is? Of course. Is there a problem with that?
#19 Robin_Hoodlum Jun 06, 2013 10:37:43	Pics? Why? So you guys can clown me over how big and ugly she is? Of course. Is there a problem with that?  Of course not! Also, see above.
#20 homicidal_squirrel Jun 06, 2013 10:53:35	Pics? Why? So you guys can clown me over how big and ugly she is? Of course. Is there a problem with that?  Of course not! Also, see above. I... uh...
#21 Pontiac Jun 06, 2013 10:56:36	I think I saw her on a food package before.
#22 Robin_Hoodlum Jun 06, 2013 10:59:45	Pics? Why? So you guys can clown me over how big and ugly she is? Of course. Is there a problem with that?  Of course not! Also, see above. I... uh...  That's the reaction I thought you would have.
#23 zombie_babies Jun 06, 2013 11:52:44	Alright. Since I miss the abuse, here ya go... Dayum, bro.  You, like, contractin' some outside help for the job?  I mean, I don't wanna sound like I ain't got no faith in ya, homie, but that seems like an awful lot for any one man to handle.
#24 Robin_Hoodlum Jun 06, 2013 11:55:44	Alright. Since I miss the abuse, here ya go... Dayum, bro.  You, like, contractin' some outside help for the job?  I mean, I don't wanna sound like I ain't got no faith in ya, homie, but that seems like an awful lot for any one man to handle. I have a ton of experience with big women, so no problems. And I am sufficiently equipped to handle it. The best part is, we are both just in it for fun... no strings attached. She's attached too and not looking for a replacement, just a friend. Know what I mean?
#25 draco1119 Jun 06, 2013 11:58:09	Yup. You mean that even her husband thinks too big to f... ail.
#26 Robin_Hoodlum Jun 06, 2013 12:24:46	Yup. You mean that even her husband thinks too big to f... ail. I dunno. I hope I never have to meet her husband. *shrug* What can I say? I like 'em big.
#27 CorranHornIsAwesome Jun 06, 2013 12:32:14	Do you need a hand truck to get her into bed?
#28 Robin_Hoodlum Jun 06, 2013 12:42:12	I would tell you all the nasty things we are going to do together, but you might die from the shock.
#29 jesse.two.coins Jun 06, 2013 12:54:52	I saw this post when I hovered and had to read for context
#30 draco1119 Jun 06, 2013 13:12:14	I think you should tell us anyway. You know you want to!
#31 Robin_Hoodlum Jun 06, 2013 13:23:14	I think you should tell us anyway. You know you want to! Hey! I just got back from a ride on the banned wagon! I'm not quite ready for another one so soon. Also, if I'm gonna get a ride on the wagon, I want it to be worth it... like for trolling an idiot or something. Anyway, use your imagination... most of you know me well enough...
#32 draco1119 Jun 06, 2013 13:28:55	Wimp.
#33 Robin_Hoodlum Jun 06, 2013 13:42:20	Wimp. Truth, it hurts... and angers.
#34 zombie_babies Jun 06, 2013 13:47:55	If only there were some place where you could tell these haunting tales of depravity.  If only ...
#35 Robin_Hoodlum Jun 06, 2013 13:50:36	Why don't you guys just wait until after the deed is done, and I will fill you all in on the juicy and depraved details?
#36 draco1119 Jun 06, 2013 13:56:30	The more important question is, why not do both?
#37 zombie_babies Jun 06, 2013 14:23:16	Why don't you guys just wait until after the deed is done, and I will fill you all in on the juicy and depraved details? Hmm ... I have a better idea.  You tell us what you want to/think will happen first and then fill us in on what actually *blech* goes down.  ;)
#38 Robin_Hoodlum Jun 06, 2013 14:30:07	Why don't you guys just wait until after the deed is done, and I will fill you all in on the juicy and depraved details? Hmm ... I have a better idea.  You tell us what you want to/think will happen first and then fill us in on what actually *blech* goes down.  ;) Hmmm... yeah. That would be more fun... a "game" of sorts. My expectations will probably be better than the reality though. But we'll see. I'll post something in the "cave" once I get home. I am at work right now and am suppose to be, you know, working. Shhh... don't tell anybody, but I've already played a game of Memoir '44 Online... from the work computer! I told you guys I hate being in the office.
#39 zombie_babies Jun 06, 2013 14:45:34	Ah wont grass ye, ya ! Sorry, too much Irvine Welsh.  Damn can that man capture spoken language ...
#40 CorranHornIsAwesome Jun 06, 2013 15:08:46	Shhh... don't tell anybody, but I've already played a game of Memoir '44 Online... from the work computer!
#41 The_Silversword Jun 08, 2013 1:48:07	cel phone Ahhh, its all starting to make sense now.
#42 EscherEnigma Jun 09, 2013 12:23:22	I would tell you all the nasty things we are going to do together, but you might die from the shock. If you could actually manage to shock me, I'd be... well... shocked.  Hrm... I need a thesaurus...
#43 draco1119 Jun 09, 2013 12:28:56	Amazed, stunned, surprised
#44 CorranHornIsAwesome Jun 09, 2013 12:30:52	Amazed, stunned, surprised This is a graphic description of Hoodsie his BOBW. Think stronger words.
#45 draco1119 Jun 09, 2013 12:34:09	Oh, Holy Mary, Mother of God, where are the forks so that I can dig the mental picture out of my brain!? That better?
#46 CorranHornIsAwesome Jun 09, 2013 12:38:51	Much better, I'd been trying to figure out what could pry the images loose from my mind and forks are perfect.
#47 EscherEnigma Jun 09, 2013 13:18:08	It's not a fork you need, it's red-hot cheeswire going from one temle to the other and then swishing around like floss.