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| #1homicidal_squirrelJun 17, 2013 15:46:15 |
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| #2jetshieldJun 17, 2013 15:56:09 | Ummmm........ 1.5 stone != 921lbs. ![]() edit: reading through that makes me wonder if there's such a thing as proof-reading in the UK. ![]() |
| #3PontiacJun 18, 2013 7:24:42 | sounds like silly math too me. |
| #4The_SilverswordJun 18, 2013 13:28:30 | The new Superman sucked anyways. So many things wrong with, it was kinda hard to follow, starts on krypton, ok that makes sense, now Supes is all growed up, no hes a kid, hes got a beard!, hes a kid again, all growed up again, but no beard! hes a kid again, explosions!!! And the ending was really lame, they really didnt focus on his up bringing and showing his love of life or whatever, he had no problem knocking over buildings, or blowing up gas stations, with innocent people inside, so yeah that made the ending totally pointless, I dont want to ruin it for anyone, but yeah Supes wins. |
| #5PontiacJun 18, 2013 15:07:27 | He wins??!?!? |
| #6Hipster_DogJun 18, 2013 15:10:50 | I still hope that one day he gets a kryptonite enema. |
| #7PontiacJun 18, 2013 15:12:53 | I still hope that one day he gets a kryptonite enema. or Krytponite bullets to the face! |
| #8CorranHornIsAwesomeJun 18, 2013 15:20:47 | I still hope that one day he gets a kryptonite enema. No, enema would be better. |
| #9homicidal_squirrelJun 18, 2013 16:06:11 | The new Superman sucked anyways. So many things wrong with, it was kinda hard to follow, starts on krypton, ok that makes sense, now Supes is all growed up, no hes a kid, hes got a beard!, hes a kid again, all growed up again, but no beard! hes a kid again, explosions!!! It helps if you don't watch the movie while drunk. ![]() And the ending was really lame, they really didnt focus on his up bringing and showing his love of life or whatever, he had no problem knocking over buildings, or blowing up gas stations, with innocent people inside, so yeah that made the ending totally pointless, I dont want to ruin it for anyone, but yeah Supes wins. Meh... they changed the story a bit. Some changes more significant than others, but at least it wasn't the same garbage we see in every Superman remake. |
| #10Hipster_DogJun 18, 2013 16:25:17 | Meh... they changed the story a bit. Some changes more significant than others, but at least it wasn't the same garbage we see in every Superman remake. Yeah, him coming from another planet that was about to explode was a refreshing twist. All his new powers too. Plus new opponents we've never seen before! |
| #11alternate_actorJun 18, 2013 16:32:54 | Meh... they changed the story a bit. Some changes more significant than others, but at least it wasn't the same garbage we see in every Superman remake. ![]() |
| #12homicidal_squirrelJun 18, 2013 18:20:35 | Meh... they changed the story a bit. Some changes more significant than others, but at least it wasn't the same garbage we see in every Superman remake. He can grow a beard and then shave. That is a new super power that has never been shown in any other movie. Also, when they show doomsday in the biochamber, that was a new openent that hadn't been shwn before. At least in the movies. It's pretty hard to come up with an original oppenent for Superman in a movie at this point. |
| #13jetshieldJun 18, 2013 18:34:48 | Has he ever fought an evil cyberotter? |
| #14homicidal_squirrelJun 18, 2013 19:42:35 | I'm pretty sure he has. Isn't there one of those "Superman is a " comics where he dOes? |
| #15Hipster_DogJun 18, 2013 19:55:21 | Meh... they changed the story a bit. Some changes more significant than others, but at least it wasn't the same garbage we see in every Superman remake. Sounds like he is half Mexican. That is a new super power that has never been shown in any other movie. Also, when they show doomsday in the biochamber, that was a new openent that hadn't been shwn before. At least in the movies. It's pretty hard to come up with an original oppenent for Superman in a movie at this point. Doomsday? |
| #16homicidal_squirrelJun 18, 2013 21:39:57 | Sounds like he is half Mexican. Maybe he is. Doomsday? Did you stay until the credits ended? |
| #17Hipster_DogJun 18, 2013 22:18:22 | Sounds like he is half Mexican. N... No. I didn't think they would pull a Marvel. Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!! |
| #18homicidal_squirrelJun 18, 2013 22:23:02 | Sounds like he is half Mexican. Well there you go. You issed it. Now you have to see it again, and this time stay until after the credits. |
| #19Hipster_DogJun 18, 2013 22:30:03 | Meh. I'm going to see WWZ friday. I'll probably sneak in the credits of one of the 10 showings of MoS. That or I'll rent the dvd to see the end when it comes out. |
| #20PontiacJun 18, 2013 22:30:37 | Wait......how does superman shave? does he have a kryptinite razor or something? I thought sups was indestructible under our "yellow" sun (its really white) ![]() |
| #21homicidal_squirrelJun 18, 2013 22:35:21 | Meh. I'm going to see WWZ friday. I'll probably sneak in the credits of one of the 10 showings of MoS. Sure, you could do that, but you won't. You'll end up watching the movie again because you'll go watch WWZ and want to cleanse your brain of such a terrible movie that only has the title in common with the book. |
| #22Hipster_DogJun 18, 2013 22:55:47 | Meh. I'm going to see WWZ friday. I'll probably sneak in the credits of one of the 10 showings of MoS. You need to fight fire with fire. So after WWZ I'll be seeing the hangover 3. Pray for my sanity. |
| #23homicidal_squirrelJun 18, 2013 23:06:39 | Meh. I'm going to see WWZ friday. I'll probably sneak in the credits of one of the 10 showings of MoS. You really do hate yourself, don't you? |
| #24EscherEnigmaJun 19, 2013 0:06:29 | Wait......how does superman shave? does he have a kryptinite razor or something? I thought sups was indestructible under our "yellow" sun (its really white) Eh. I don't think they ever really address how Superman gets a haircut or shave, but in the comics at least they do show him growing both from time to time, normally when he's being all mopey or mourning or such. So it's not against canon that his hair grows or that he has a way to cut it. But if it pleases you, imagine that he uses his heat-beam vision and a mirror. |
| #25Hipster_DogJun 19, 2013 2:15:40 | Meh. I'm going to see WWZ friday. I'll probably sneak in the credits of one of the 10 showings of MoS. Is it that obvious? |
| #26The_SilverswordJun 19, 2013 2:54:22 | Doomsday? I watched it at the Drive-In, they didnt have anything after the credits except dancing hotdogs, but a Supes vs Doomsday movie might be interesting, and its only been like what? 20 years since Doomsday "killed" superman in the comics, bout time they made a movie of it. They do need to get some different villans in there for sure, I mean Superman can fight Lex Luthor and Richard Pryor only so many times before it starts to get boring. Its a shame Braniac's never made it in there, or Bizarro, thatd be a good one, I remember being so psyched about Superman IV:The Quest for mo'money cause I thought for sure Lex would end up with a Bizarro clone not a Firestorm wannabe, what the hell!? And by the way, I didnt drink any beer during the movie, the wife wouldnt let me bring beer to the drive-in, thats the whole point of going to the drive-in, so you can sit in your car and drink beer and no ones the wiser, women!!! |
| #27ADHadhJun 19, 2013 4:45:25 |
But that's canon. |
| #28EscherEnigmaJun 19, 2013 9:15:19 |
I can't decide whether that's great or terrible. Perhaps great and terrible? Does that make Superman Oz? So now Superman is a werewolf? A zen-buddhist werewolf? Huh. Didn't see that coming. |
| #29homicidal_squirrelJun 19, 2013 9:35:19 | Meh. I'm going to see WWZ friday. I'll probably sneak in the credits of one of the 10 showings of MoS. Yes. |
| #30iamajellydonutJun 19, 2013 9:35:56 | but a Supes vs Doomsday movie might be interesting, and its only been like what? 20 years since Doomsday "killed" superman in the comics, bout time they made a movie of it. Because that was an interesting and worthwhile plotline. Braniac would be cool. Bizarro would be cool. But after that we've kinda exhausted all "good" plotlines. Problem is that Superman is old as balls and founded on the back of poor animation of him blowing up robots and stopping planes from crashing. He's not no background aside from the 'splody planet and "I can fly". He's got no viable enemies besides a handful ex-Kryptons and Lex Luthor who becomes infinitely less cool once you realize he's just a dark Mr. Crocker. Superman is the God of Metropolis and that's it. |
| #31homicidal_squirrelJun 19, 2013 9:38:49 | I watched it at the Drive-In, they didnt have anything after the credits except dancing hotdogs, but a Supes vs Doomsday movie might be interesting, and its only been like what? 20 years since Doomsday "killed" superman in the comics, bout time they made a movie of it. They do need to get some different villans in there for sure, I mean Superman can fight Lex Luthor and Richard Pryor only so many times before it starts to get boring. Its a shame Braniac's never made it in there, or Bizarro, thatd be a good one, I remember being so psyched about Superman IV:The Quest for mo'money cause I thought for sure Lex would end up with a Bizarro clone not a Firestorm wannabe, what the hell!? First, they still have drive-ins? Really? Second, maybe you should have gone to a proper theater. The drive-in probably didn't have that clip attached at the end. I've been to some theaters that would do that. For some reason they didn't show the clip after the credits. When I saw it at another theater, the clip was there. Some theater projectionist just get lazy when they build the reel. |
| #32zombie_babiesJun 19, 2013 10:00:16 | Why does anyone care about a Superman movie in the first place? He's easily the most lamerest superhero evah. Like, totes. |
| #33Hipster_DogJun 19, 2013 11:00:40 | Meh. I'm going to see WWZ friday. I'll probably sneak in the credits of one of the 10 showings of MoS. Just toteach you a lesson I'l get wasted and have blackout. |
| #34Hipster_DogJun 19, 2013 11:01:54 | Why does anyone care about a Superman movie in the first place? He's easily the most lamerest superhero evah. Like, totes. So when you think superhero you think muggle? |
| #35CorranHornIsAwesomeJun 19, 2013 11:28:08 | Why does anyone care about a Superman movie in the first place? He's easily the most lamerest superhero evah. Like, totes. |
| #36zombie_babiesJun 19, 2013 11:45:51 | So when you think superhero you think muggle? Is that Harry Potter speak? Gross, brah. Totes gross. ![]() |
| #37PontiacJun 19, 2013 12:01:52 |
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| #38Hipster_DogJun 19, 2013 13:03:07 | So when you think superhero you think muggle? Yeah, Emma Watson is so gross. ;) |
| #39zombie_babiesJun 19, 2013 13:26:06 | When she was 8 years old, yeah, yeah she was. Sicko. And we all know you only like Harry Potter cuz of what a huge Equus fan you are. ;) |
| #40Hipster_DogJun 19, 2013 14:38:20 | When she was 8 years old, yeah, yeah she was. Sicko. And we all know you only like Harry Potter cuz of what a huge Equus fan you are. ;) I do you know that I only told one person about that?How do you know about that? I only told one person. |
| #41CorranHornIsAwesomeJun 19, 2013 14:55:15 | When she was 8 years old, yeah, yeah she was. Sicko. And we all know you only like Harry Potter cuz of what a huge Equus fan you are. ;) Damn. |
| #42zombie_babiesJun 19, 2013 14:55:30 | I do you know that I only told one person about that?How do you know about that? I only told one person. Well, it's like this: Marie gets around. ;) ![]() |
| #43CorranHornIsAwesomeJun 19, 2013 15:04:01 | I do you know that I only told one person about that?How do you know about that? I only told one person. ![]() Damn ZB, that was good. I may have to sig that, although I'll clean up Goldo's post a bit (I get the feeling he accdentally typed it out twice). |
| #44Hipster_DogJun 19, 2013 15:08:02 | I do you know that I only told one person about that?How do you know about that? I only told one person. I did tell that to Marie. ![]() |
| #45homicidal_squirrelJun 19, 2013 15:09:18 | I do you know that I only told one person about that?How do you know about that? I only told one person. I knew it! ZB is Marie!!! ![]() |
| #46CorranHornIsAwesomeJun 19, 2013 15:11:34 | Hmm, who would that make Bernard? |
| #47homicidal_squirrelJun 19, 2013 15:17:37 | Hmm, who would that make Bernard? Your mom. ![]() |
| #48zombie_babiesJun 19, 2013 15:21:24 | I did tell that to Marie. I know. ;) |
| #49CorranHornIsAwesomeJun 19, 2013 15:23:07 | Hmm, who would that make Bernard? ![]() |
| #50Hipster_DogJun 19, 2013 16:35:51 | ![]() |
| #51Cpt_MichaJun 21, 2013 8:38:13 | Hmm, who would that make Bernard? Draco, obviously. |
| #52CorranHornIsAwesomeJun 21, 2013 10:58:08 | Hmm, who would that make Bernard? |
| #53CorranHornIsAwesomeJun 25, 2013 16:13:39 | "Henry and his trainer Mark became very close as they pushed his body to new extremes." ![]() |
| #54draco1119Jun 25, 2013 16:27:47 | Does that mean that Cavill is the Goatse Man? |
| #55PontiacJun 28, 2013 15:57:21 | "Henry and his trainer Mark became very close as they pushed his body to new extremes." ![]() |
| #56CorranHornIsAwesomeJun 28, 2013 18:01:32 | Does that mean that Cavill is the Goatse Man? Nononono, trappedslider is the Goatse man. |