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#1

malegnomebard

Jul 01, 2009 19:43:19
Isn't it annoying when you come up with a fantastic, D&D-flavoured signature, and you feel that people aren't reading it? Well, here's your chance to show off your creative, super-fluffy talents and show the world your masterpiece of HTML! I'll start with mine, so please see below! And show off yours as well!

"And the heroes did march unto the keep of the vicious dinosaur-men, and entered without hesitation.
"And the heroes did run back to Fallcrest, their armour of the finest silver disappeared from their naked, hairless bodies (apart from the half-orc...man, was he hairy!)
"And the heroes did scream, "WTF?! Why the trog did you send a rust monster against a bunch of 1st Level heroes? Do you not know how to DM fairly?"
"And the master of the world did say, "Sorry man, I just wanted to try out the coolest bits of the second Monster Manual!"
"And the heroes did retaliate with, "So what, if we managed to survive the battle, you'd have thrown a remorhaz AND an ancient gold dragon at us?"
"And the master of the world did say, "Well no...I was gonna make you battle 500 giant ants too..."
"And the heroes did say, "Well then, you can just go DM yourself!"
"And the heroes did storm out of the two-bedroom townhouse, and never returned..."
--Brocc Farshot, Gnome Bard (Valorous build)
#2

owls_and_more_owls

Jul 01, 2009 21:33:04
My Blog: http://howtobehorrible.blogspot.com

WE'RE SUPPOSED TO DIE UNDERGROUND! THAT'S DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!!

Judge Lord http://forums.gleemax.com/showthread.php?t=1153674

Half-Succubus http://forums.gleemax.com/showthread.php?t=1142497&highlight=half-Succubus
#3

oxybe

Jul 02, 2009 10:03:23
*looks down*

mine's not fantastic in any sense of the word. a few nice links i like having around for reference, a few characters that i don't nearly update enough and a long list of quotes.

trust me, that Sblock is HUGE. it doesn't fit inside my monitor's 1024x768 res on a full screen'd firefox.

*looks down again*

WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS POST. IT IS DRIVEL. READ THE SIG. READ IT NOW!
#4

ADHadh

Jul 02, 2009 12:29:23
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#5

dirtyfrank

Jul 02, 2009 12:41:02

Resident Corrupting Influence

Stuff, Junk and Things




To view my Orcs, click here.

[post=17282274]Guide To Dealing With Problematic Posters[/post]

My 10,000 post was at 04-02-09, 07:49 PM (PCT)

More Stuff

PbP Characters

[post=18354998]Dokhowlyoven Illiville Rastakorg ni Tal-Rahee a Yoricshire, The Staffizzie with a Huge Magical Stick[/post]

[post=18422865]Vianna, the Doppelganger Bard[/post]

[post=18571148]Irthos Sjach, the Kobold Assassin[/post]

[post=18648862]Frug the Gnome Feylock[/post]

Quotes

the attitude “My fantasy pantheon needs to be different because real-life mythology is not sexist enough” somehow doesn't sound right

(Because he is a ninja not unlike minja...who appears without warning like surprise buttsex...takes what he likes and then vanishes swiftly like a fart in the wind)

"The quickest way to a woman's heart" is between her fourth and fifth rib

I'll have what she's having

It was! Big and long! ;)

Thanks to everyone who gave me congrats!!



dirtyfranks



1) get some Ballpark Franks
2) drop them on the ground
3) flip them over after a few seconds
4) serve

#6

pigknight

Jul 02, 2009 20:53:59

Resident Furry and One Line Poster



(>*o*)> Zombie piggy! Is eatin' ur sigs. Add him to your signature so he can infect the whole world!
#7

awesome_dude

Jul 03, 2009 17:19:35
My sig is basically just a self-explanatory joke and a quote by mudbunny where he finally admits that I impregnated him.
#8

Ragnar_Lodbrok

Jul 04, 2009 16:27:40

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#9

boj0

Jul 06, 2009 4:49:13
Just hit the little "show" button