Hey, hold my beer! I wanna...

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#1

draco1119

Aug 22, 2013 14:41:16
get us kicked out of the stadium.
#2

zombie_babies

Aug 22, 2013 14:45:56
dood is a sick-o.
#3

homicidal_squirrel

Aug 22, 2013 14:46:10
Good.
#4

CorranHornIsAwesome

Aug 22, 2013 14:49:39
I remember being 7 or so and being on errands with my mom. We  had to stopa t a liqour store to get a bottle of wine or something since my parents' friends were coming over, and I was going to carry it out for her (forget why but she would have had a hard time) and the dood just says I can't do that. Like, I get the rules, but do you think a 7 yr old with his mom is going to run off with the wine and get drunk?
#5

zombie_babies

Aug 22, 2013 14:56:45
My friend's son was around two or three when he got a Bud Light out of the fridge and managed to open it by himself.  Swear to god, we left the room we were in to get more booze and there's this li'l kid sittin' on the floor with a beer, a rag and a bottle cap.  He didn't drink any, though.  We're pretty sure he was tryin' to take it to his dad.  See, he trained his boys to fetch him beer and the li'l one was probably trying to emulate the older one.  The older one hadn't figured out how to open 'em, though. 
#6

Klirshon

Aug 22, 2013 15:33:27
The They need more training, ZB. Bud Light isn't beer.

{Damn human errors.} 
#7

zombie_babies

Aug 22, 2013 15:37:54
I concur.  dood now drinks better stuff but doesn't buy it.  I have to leave stuff at his place for him to drink the good stuff.  He's cheap.  3 kids will do that to ya, though.  Specially if ya like to drink beers 12 at a time.