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#1
homicidal_squirrel
May 03, 2011 21:05:22 ...why can't others? www.miamiherald.com/2011/05/03/2199383/t.... And our governor is also pushing for private companies to take over Medicare.
#2
zombie_babies
May 04, 2011 9:27:06 Hmm. Good people. I hope they get a light sentence.
#3
homicidal_squirrel
May 04, 2011 9:49:44 The way Florida prosecites these people, they will probably get a weeks vacation paid for by the tax-payers. Since it is a federal crime, not just a state one, we will be taking some of your tax money to make sure they enjoy fine dining, white sandy beaches, and excellent massage services. They will also get a gift basket filled with a few milliuon dollars and a bottle of tears collected from the elderly.
#4
zombie_babies
May 04, 2011 9:51:02 Alright, a just punishment makes me feel better. Maybe if they're not allowed to work where they did before, the noble owners of the Marlins will hire them. That'd be good for everybody.
#5
homicidal_squirrel
May 04, 2011 10:11:32 No, that would not be fitting. I believe the standard community service is that they be hired by the governor to run the health department and over see medicare and medicaid in Florida. They may get season tickets to the Marlins, but I think that would be a very cruel punishment. Who the hell watches Marlin's games?
#6
Klirshon
May 04, 2011 10:19:11 Do the Marlins (the team) even watch themselves play?
#7
homicidal_squirrel
May 04, 2011 10:29:08 No. They are waiting for the tax funded giant televisions to be insalled.
#8
zombie_babies
May 04, 2011 10:30:32
No, that would not be fitting. I believe the standard community service is that they be hired by the governor to run the health department and over see medicare and medicaid in Florida. They may get season tickets to the Marlins, but I think that would be a very cruel punishment. Who the hell watches Marlin's games?

Yeah, that's much better. I really shouldn't have tried to get all Florida an' stuff. I'm just too north to pull it off.
#9
homicidal_squirrel
May 04, 2011 10:33:43
No, that would not be fitting. I believe the standard community service is that they be hired by the governor to run the health department and over see medicare and medicaid in Florida. They may get season tickets to the Marlins, but I think that would be a very cruel punishment. Who the hell watches Marlin's games?

Yeah, that's much better. I really shouldn't have tried to get all Florida an' stuff. I'm just too north to pull it off.

You are forgiven. it isn't your fault you come from a place with average intelligence. You think way too logically to pull off a Flori-duh.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 homicidal_squirrel May 03, 2011 21:05:22	...why can't others? www.miamiherald.com/2011/05/03/2199383/t.... And our governor is also pushing for private companies to take over Medicare.
#2 zombie_babies May 04, 2011 9:27:06	Hmm. Good people. I hope they get a light sentence.
#3 homicidal_squirrel May 04, 2011 9:49:44	The way Florida prosecites these people, they will probably get a weeks vacation paid for by the tax-payers. Since it is a federal crime, not just a state one, we will be taking some of your tax money to make sure they enjoy fine dining, white sandy beaches, and excellent massage services. They will also get a gift basket filled with a few milliuon dollars and a bottle of tears collected from the elderly.
#4 zombie_babies May 04, 2011 9:51:02	Alright, a just punishment makes me feel better. Maybe if they're not allowed to work where they did before, the noble owners of the Marlins will hire them. That'd be good for everybody.
#5 homicidal_squirrel May 04, 2011 10:11:32	No, that would not be fitting. I believe the standard community service is that they be hired by the governor to run the health department and over see medicare and medicaid in Florida. They may get season tickets to the Marlins, but I think that would be a very cruel punishment. Who the hell watches Marlin's games?
#6 Klirshon May 04, 2011 10:19:11	Do the Marlins (the team) even watch themselves play?
#7 homicidal_squirrel May 04, 2011 10:29:08	No. They are waiting for the tax funded giant televisions to be insalled.
#8 zombie_babies May 04, 2011 10:30:32	No, that would not be fitting. I believe the standard community service is that they be hired by the governor to run the health department and over see medicare and medicaid in Florida. They may get season tickets to the Marlins, but I think that would be a very cruel punishment. Who the hell watches Marlin's games? Yeah, that's much better. I really shouldn't have tried to get all Florida an' stuff. I'm just too north to pull it off.
#9 homicidal_squirrel May 04, 2011 10:33:43	No, that would not be fitting. I believe the standard community service is that they be hired by the governor to run the health department and over see medicare and medicaid in Florida. They may get season tickets to the Marlins, but I think that would be a very cruel punishment. Who the hell watches Marlin's games? Yeah, that's much better. I really shouldn't have tried to get all Florida an' stuff. I'm just too north to pull it off. You are forgiven. it isn't your fault you come from a place with average intelligence. You think way too logically to pull off a Flori-duh.