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#1

jesse.two.coins

Nov 18, 2010 8:55:05
I'm seriously getting a kick out of this politicalhumor.about.com/library/bl-glen...
#2

pluisjen

Nov 18, 2010 9:02:23


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''I say on the air all time, 'if you take what I say as gospel, you're an idiot.''


—Glenn Beck, New York Times, March 29, 2009


Wow, he actually says stuff that makes sense occasionally Tongue out 
#3

zombie_babies

Nov 18, 2010 9:06:53

''If you log onto this (Cars.gov) at your home, everything in your home is now theirs.''


—Glenn Beck, arguing that the Cash for Clunkers program was nothing more than a secret government plot to gain access over your computer, July 2009
#4

jesse.two.coins

Nov 18, 2010 11:36:43
this guy is a trip I listen to him just to see what he says next Laughing
#5

jesse.two.coins

Nov 18, 2010 12:04:01

''When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining.''


—Glenn Beck on his radio show, Sept. 9, 2005
#6

jesse.two.coins

Nov 18, 2010 12:13:59
You should listen to him demolishing Georges Soros. So many lies and half truth.



it almost makes me want to meet people that believe in him and give them a thorough interview just to see how warped they are
#7

jesse.two.coins

Nov 18, 2010 12:21:38
You should listen to him demolishing Georges Soros. So many lies and half truth.



it almost makes me want to meet people that believe in him and give them a thorough interview just to see how warped they are



Talk to RH.



There's no way in H-E-double hockey sticks, that anyone as intelligent as RH would believe the stuff that comes out of this guys mouth :O
#8

jesse.two.coins

Nov 18, 2010 12:28:09
He does defend G.B. a lot. Maybe I am wrong.



wow if he does then I wouldn't know what to think...some of the things that G.B. says has some sort of sense attached to it but thats all ruined for me by almost everything else he says
#9

zombie_babies

Nov 18, 2010 12:46:42
Yeah, I was reading a few things on that linky you posted that came across as 'hmm, that's an interesting point' or even 'yeah, that's true' but they were few and far between.  Mostly he's just trying to get a rise out of people any way possible.  Oh, and there's that whole 'buy gold but not cuz those companies sponsor me' stuff.  ;)
#10

jesse.two.coins

Nov 18, 2010 12:50:45

''This president I think has exposed himself over and over again as a guy who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture....I'm not saying he doesn't like white people, I'm saying he has a problem. This guy is, I believe, a racist.''


—Glenn Beck, on President Obama, sparking an advertiser exodus from his FOX News show, July 28, 2009
#11

EscherEnigma

Nov 18, 2010 12:53:15
There's also the time he helped stir up all that fuss about "death panels", which was, in fact, end-of-life counseling, which he was advertising for on the radio.
#12

ADHadh

Nov 18, 2010 15:08:36
Oh, and there's that whole 'buy gold but not cuz those companies sponsor me' stuff.  ;)

Bingo!

G.B. made 36 millions dollars last year, according to Forbes magazine. So being controversial pays...

When will I get my show?



When you stop being Canadian ;)
#13

zombie_babies

Nov 18, 2010 15:35:22
Umm ... cuz it is ours.  Wanna fight about it? 
#14

zombie_babies

Nov 18, 2010 15:43:55
Hey!  We gots us sum uh dem branez twos!
#15

boraxe

Nov 18, 2010 15:46:58
Americans. Always flexing their muscles. Never their brains.



I live on the American continent, making me an American.



Those two statements fit together so perfectly it's difficult for me to disagree with either.
#16

zombie_babies

Nov 18, 2010 15:48:23
Oh! I apologize then.



Quit usin' them big words.  Whatareya, some kinda Poindexter? 
#17

ADHadh

Nov 18, 2010 15:48:41
Umm ... cuz it is ours.  Wanna fight about it? 


Are you ready to rebuild the White House again?
#18

zombie_babies

Nov 18, 2010 16:08:56
Are you ready to rebuild the White House again?



The Canadians didn't do that.  They had to ask mommy Britain to come fight for them. 

Them fightin' words!



All words is fightin' words!
#19

ADHadh

Nov 18, 2010 16:11:43

Them fightin' words!



All words is fightin' words!


Beware of your words. Each one can be your last.


;)
#20

zombie_babies

Nov 18, 2010 16:18:20
Those ... those really do sound like fightin' words ...
#21

ellorin

Nov 18, 2010 16:24:51
Aha, sounds like a spectacle!. I'll bring a drink or two and my comfy chair(traditionally I should bring popcorn too, but I hate the stuff so there you have it). Perhaps even some betting might work..or would it be too unethical?

#22

homicidal_squirrel

Nov 18, 2010 16:46:04

/facepalm

I am a Québecois!



This explains a lot.;)
#23

toastedamphibian

Nov 18, 2010 18:52:59
Yeah, I was reading a few things on that linky you posted that came across as 'hmm, that's an interesting point' or even 'yeah, that's true' but they were few and far between.  Mostly he's just trying to get a rise out of people any way possible.



Makes him about as persuasive as goldy, for more or less the same reason.
#24

EscherEnigma

Nov 18, 2010 23:34:43

Americans. Always flexing their muscles. Never their brains.



I should totally take a pic of me flexing my arms.  Admittedly they aren't impressive yet, but I'm happy with 'em.
#25

pluisjen

Nov 19, 2010 3:29:23
If you want to put all stereotypes that exist about Americans together you should get a picture of a guy flexing his beerbelly.
#26

toastedamphibian

Nov 19, 2010 5:09:37
If you want to put all stereotypes that exist about Americans together you should get a picture of a guy flexing his beerbelly.



#27

pluisjen

Nov 19, 2010 5:23:00
Yeah that guy. I saw a few shorts from that one, I never know whether to laugh or cry...
#28

toastedamphibian

Nov 19, 2010 18:36:22
Yeah that guy. I saw a few shorts from that one, I never know whether to laugh or cry...



Do both.

Oh, and continue sterotyping all the residents of a huge and very diverse region of the globe. It helps mantain a sense of self superiority.
#29

MechaPilot

Nov 19, 2010 18:46:21
Umm ... cuz it is ours.  Wanna fight about it? 


Are you ready to rebuild the White House again?



Why not?  It could probably use a new paint job.


Besides, you do know what happened last time it was destroyed right?

#30

Mechalibur

Nov 20, 2010 0:38:11

''Al Gore's not going to be rounding up Jews and exterminating them. It is the same tactic, however. The goal is different. The goal is globalization...And you must silence all dissenting voices. That's what Hitler did. That's what Al Gore, the U.N., and everybody on the global warming bandwagon [are doing].''

Oh dear Lord. Did he really say this?
''There are a lot of universities that are as dangerous with the indoctrination of the children as terrorists are in Iran or North Korea. ... We have been setting up reeducation camps. We call them universities.''

How can someone say that if they've never been to a university? What if I said the same thing about churches even though I've never been in one?
#31

pluisjen

Nov 20, 2010 1:51:36
Yeah that guy. I saw a few shorts from that one, I never know whether to laugh or cry...



Do both.

Oh, and continue sterotyping all the residents of a huge and very diverse region of the globe. It helps mantain a sense of self superiority.



I was only stereotyping it for the joke. It's not like I actually believe it or something.
#32

ADHadh

Nov 20, 2010 3:58:07
Yeah that guy. I saw a few shorts from that one, I never know whether to laugh or cry...



Do both.

Oh, and continue sterotyping all the residents of a huge and very diverse region of the globe. It helps mantain a sense of self superiority.


Yeah, it's not like Americans are stereotyping Eurpoeans as useless cheese-eating surrendering smart****... oh wait. ;)

Stereotypes are fun as long as you keep your tongue firmly in your cheek.

Oh, and Glenn Beck isn't crazy, you're all just jealous of his wealth
#33

EscherEnigma

Nov 20, 2010 11:25:36
Oh, and Glenn Beck isn't crazy, you're all just jealous of his wealth


I want to get into government service.  Do you really think I'm worried about my bank balance?

#34

ADHadh

Nov 20, 2010 12:34:22
Oh, and Glenn Beck isn't crazy, you're all just jealous of his wealth


I want to get into government service.  Do you really think I'm worried about my bank balance?



Chill, I'm just repeating someone for humorous reasons ;)
#35

jesse.two.coins

Nov 22, 2010 7:36:13
this guy needs help D:
#36

zombie_babies

Nov 22, 2010 12:59:39
this guy needs help D:



Exactly, we should all begin to spread his message with loud voices.  The man must be heard!
#37

ADHadh

Nov 22, 2010 14:49:37
this guy needs help D:



Exactly, we should all begin to spread his message with loud voices.  The man must be heard!


The Check Glenn's Head Fund/Movement?
#38

fsjal

Nov 22, 2010 22:37:13
Dudes, I can totally do this stuff for a living!
ALL PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT LLAMAS ARE FASCISTS BECAUSE LLAMAS ARE NOT RACIST AGAINST WHITES
Please spread my gospel.
#39

jesse.two.coins

Nov 23, 2010 7:08:40
Dudes, I can totally do this stuff for a living!
ALL PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT LLAMAS ARE FASCISTS BECAUSE LLAMAS ARE NOT RACIST AGAINST WHITES
Please spread my gospel.



lol ALL HAILLL GLENNN BECKKKK!!!!
#40

ADHadh

Nov 24, 2010 13:08:31
Pushing it...
#41

zombie_babies

Nov 24, 2010 13:48:53
He doesn't compare socialists to Nazis. This is why I know this blue guy isn't a real Right-Winger propagandist. Nice try.



You don't have to.  Cuz it's implied.  Nazism = National Socialism.  At least in name, Nazis are socialists so socialists must be Nazis, right?  I mean, that's how this stuff works, right? 
#42

ADHadh

Nov 24, 2010 13:56:29

He doesn't compare socialists to Nazis. This is why I know this blue guy isn't a real Right-Winger propagandist. Nice try.


Good thing it wasn't me he who drew that then.
#43

Ragnar_Lodbrok

Nov 24, 2010 14:14:59
(I believe ZB was being sarcastic.)
#44

zombie_babies

Nov 24, 2010 14:34:36
Yeah, and the Progressive-Conservatives (federal party in Canada) was real progressive . It is a name. Like Christian-Democrate aren't more virtuous (parties in Italy and Germany touched by scandales). Fascism remain an antiliberal, antidemocracy, anticommunism (among others), philosophy and political movement. Amalgaming it to leftists movements is uterly ridiculus and shows little knowledge of fascism.



Oh yeah?!  Well, sir, I think you should see this:

(I believe ZB was being sarcastic.)



  'Twas a joke.  Considering you had a joke fall flat recently in another thread, I find this incredibly amusing and fun. 
#45

ADHadh

Nov 29, 2010 13:34:10
I've just realised I've accused RH of defending Beck, when in fact it was Rush Limbaugh. Sorry, my mistake.
#46

EscherEnigma

Nov 29, 2010 14:22:47
You should come to Canada. Government employees make good money, we have free healthcare, you can marry your SO, our economy is in better health, terrorist target us less and when travelling people will like you. .

Come on, you know you want too.


Multiple choice answer!
Door # Muave
Sure, if you miss, entirely, the reason I want to work for the government.
#47

toastedamphibian

Nov 29, 2010 16:03:14
Also, if you convince EE to move north instead of south, I might have to kill you.
#48

ADHadh

Nov 30, 2010 4:49:52

Door # Π
What's with people trying to get me to be their neighbor?
#49

ADHadh

Nov 30, 2010 5:10:38

Door # Π
What's with people trying to get me to be their neighbor?
#50

jesse.two.coins

Nov 30, 2010 6:24:09
I would answer that carefully lol
#51

ADHadh

Nov 30, 2010 11:52:40
So did you know that video existed before my joke or you search for it?


I knew about it and I think I've referenced it before.
#52

toastedamphibian

Nov 30, 2010 17:35:40
So did you know that video existed before my joke or you search for it?


I knew about it and I think I've referenced it before.



I, too, know of that video, which lends support to the idea that you have refrenced it before, as I am unaware of who the characters are supposed to be and, as such, am otherwise unlikely to have come upon it.
#53

ADHadh

Dec 01, 2010 10:15:09
I, too, know of that video, which lends support to the idea that you have refrenced it before, as I am unaware of who the characters are supposed to be and, as such, am otherwise unlikely to have come upon it.


Those are supposed to be Yu-Gi-Oh! characters as presented in the YGO Abridged series.
I find it funny despite never watching the original (though I'm familiar with a few themes).