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Hm. I wonder why they call central Florida "Alligator Alley"?

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#1
draco1119
Jul 10, 2012 17:55:55 Oh, yeah. Now I remember!
#2
homicidal_squirrel
Jul 10, 2012 18:06:47
"He reached up and grabbed the alligator underneath its bottom jaw, by his skin, and the alligator, of course, pulled him down at that point."

Rebecca Langdale said her brother had seen the move "a million times" on TV, and Hayes pointed out it was probably from watching the National Geographic show "Swamp Men."

Stupidity strikes again.
#3
sfdragon
Jul 10, 2012 19:29:49 now I've a 100 million dollar question.

Was it an Alliagater or a crocadile????

yes america, we do have Crocs in Florida.
#4
draco1119
Jul 10, 2012 21:35:07 It was a saipan that Tony Montana's mother flushed down the toilet. Duh.
#5
Klirshon
Jul 11, 2012 8:13:20
"He reached up and grabbed the alligator underneath its bottom jaw, by his skin, and the alligator, of course, pulled him down at that point."

Rebecca Langdale said her brother had seen the move "a million times" on TV, and Hayes pointed out it was probably from watching the National Geographic show "Swamp Men."

Stupidity strikes again.

Stupidity struck when the humans thought it would be alright to swim in an alligator inhabited river (especially during their mating season {or close enough to it at least}).

I will admit the human had mettle for forcibly sacrificing his arm in such a manner though.
#6
zombie_babies
Jul 11, 2012 13:05:11 This:

While Fred Langdale's family said he was not provoking the alligator...

doesn't make a whole lotta sense after this:

He reached up and grabbed the alligator underneath its bottom jaw, by his skin...

Derp.
#7
homicidal_squirrel
Jul 11, 2012 14:47:59
This:

While Fred Langdale's family said he was not provoking the alligator...

doesn't make a whole lotta sense after this:

He reached up and grabbed the alligator underneath its bottom jaw, by his skin...

Derp.

What? It's totally the gator's fault. If that gator had been able to maintain his temper, the kid would still have two arms. Not to worry though, I'm sure Florida will pass a law against animal attacks.
#8
zombie_babies
Jul 12, 2012 8:29:00 That'll probably take a while, no? I mean, their track record in regard to human/animal ... uhh ... interaction ... says they'll take like at least a hundred years to pass anything like that.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 draco1119 Jul 10, 2012 17:55:55	Oh, yeah. Now I remember!
#2 homicidal_squirrel Jul 10, 2012 18:06:47	"He reached up and grabbed the alligator underneath its bottom jaw, by his skin, and the alligator, of course, pulled him down at that point." Rebecca Langdale said her brother had seen the move "a million times" on TV, and Hayes pointed out it was probably from watching the National Geographic show "Swamp Men." Stupidity strikes again.
#3 sfdragon Jul 10, 2012 19:29:49	now I've a 100 million dollar question. Was it an Alliagater or a crocadile???? yes america, we do have Crocs in Florida.
#4 draco1119 Jul 10, 2012 21:35:07	It was a saipan that Tony Montana's mother flushed down the toilet. Duh.
#5 Klirshon Jul 11, 2012 8:13:20	"He reached up and grabbed the alligator underneath its bottom jaw, by his skin, and the alligator, of course, pulled him down at that point." Rebecca Langdale said her brother had seen the move "a million times" on TV, and Hayes pointed out it was probably from watching the National Geographic show "Swamp Men." Stupidity strikes again. Stupidity struck when the humans thought it would be alright to swim in an alligator inhabited river (especially during their mating season {or close enough to it at least}). I will admit the human had mettle for forcibly sacrificing his arm in such a manner though.
#6 zombie_babies Jul 11, 2012 13:05:11	This: While Fred Langdale's family said he was not provoking the alligator... doesn't make a whole lotta sense after this: He reached up and grabbed the alligator underneath its bottom jaw, by his skin... Derp.
#7 homicidal_squirrel Jul 11, 2012 14:47:59	This: While Fred Langdale's family said he was not provoking the alligator... doesn't make a whole lotta sense after this: He reached up and grabbed the alligator underneath its bottom jaw, by his skin... Derp. What? It's totally the gator's fault. If that gator had been able to maintain his temper, the kid would still have two arms. Not to worry though, I'm sure Florida will pass a law against animal attacks.
#8 zombie_babies Jul 12, 2012 8:29:00	That'll probably take a while, no? I mean, their track record in regard to human/animal ... uhh ... interaction ... says they'll take like at least a hundred years to pass anything like that.