Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 kroska Nov 19, 2009 23:28:15	If you were a bear in a cave what would you do?
#2 cromagnum_man Nov 19, 2009 23:30:26	Bang a bear of the opposite sex (no insult intended to Enigma..)
#3 owls_and_more_owls Nov 19, 2009 23:46:26	Proclaim myself God of all Bears and start choosing some bears to be my High Clergy.
#4 Idolis Nov 20, 2009 0:08:15	Spank the monkey I pulled from a tree.
#5 KillerGM Nov 20, 2009 0:11:45	Seeing as it's winter, I'd be sleeping. Oh, sweet, sweet hibernation.
#6 EscherEnigma Nov 20, 2009 0:13:41	If you were a bear in a cave what would you do? Bear?  [link] Probably enjoy the scenery and wonder how I gained so much muscle so fast.
#7 death_isthe_begining Nov 20, 2009 0:45:26	I would make a deal Cthulu evolve into a human for 20 years then serve him till the day I died. What, I don't want to be a bear.
#8 EscherEnigma Nov 20, 2009 0:56:36	You don't want to be a bear?  How odd.  They've got the super-power to look good in leather, ya know.  [link]
#9 owls_and_more_owls Nov 20, 2009 1:02:16	You don't want to be a bear?  How odd.  They've got the super-power to look good in leather, ya know.  [link] EE, good thing I know better than to click on those links.
#10 EscherEnigma Nov 20, 2009 1:10:12	You don't want to be a bear?  How odd.  They've got the super-power to look good in leather, ya know.  [link] EE, good thing I know better than to click on those links. My rebuttal:
#11 ellorin Nov 20, 2009 1:11:30	Seeing as it's winter, I'd be sleeping. Oh, sweet, sweet hibernation. I couldn't agree more *yawn*.
#12 death_isthe_begining Nov 20, 2009 1:56:57	You don't want to be a bear?  How odd.  They've got the super-power to look good in leather, ya know.  [link] EE, good thing I know better than to click on those links. Actually that one is a Teddy Or it was he might edit it now.
#13 kroska Nov 20, 2009 11:45:26	I'm surprised no ones said, "I sharpen my claws before eviscerating campers that start forest fires."     only you *slash*(screams) can stop forest fores *nom nom chew* (more screams)
#14 zombie_babies Nov 20, 2009 11:51:44	Bears **** in the woods.
#15 cloqwurk Nov 20, 2009 12:55:03	I'd try to find some clothes, pine cone or maple leaf at the least. Being bear-back is just so indecent these days.
#16 zombie_babies Nov 20, 2009 12:59:43	I'd grin and bear it.
#17 cloqwurk Nov 20, 2009 13:05:02	I don't know whether to laugh or cry, Zombies. Old joke. Ooooooold joke.
#18 zombie_babies Nov 20, 2009 13:12:26	Well, I do love to be the bearer of terrible attempts at humor.  I bearly got that one out of my mouth.  This is getting unbearable ...
#19 cloqwurk Nov 20, 2009 13:13:37	Someone shoot me now.
#20 zombie_babies Nov 20, 2009 13:15:10	You can't bear to live?  Bearly hangin' on?  Care to bear your soul?
#21 cherubaddon Nov 20, 2009 18:06:01	1) Find a pig (female, she'll have to bear the child). 2) Find a man. 3) Mate.
#22 cloqwurk Nov 21, 2009 9:52:11	^ You just did, didn't you? Do you know the horror you're proposing to unleash upon the world? Man-Bear-Pig is fine, he's a swell Chief, it's the other one that comes with him, should M-B-P surface. Surely you don't want the... Gore?!
#23 generalhenry Nov 21, 2009 12:45:15	lick my groin
#24 ADHadh Nov 21, 2009 14:33:50	Go out, find some Russians, drink with them. I hope as a bear I would have a chance of keeping up with them.
#25 death_isthe_begining Nov 22, 2009 2:12:09	Try to get a job on The Cleveland Show.
#26 Ragnar_Lodbrok Nov 22, 2009 18:14:38	Kill stuff and eat the carcasses. Life at its finest.
#27 pigknight Nov 22, 2009 19:22:06	Find a furry, oh yaaa.
#28 death_isthe_begining Nov 23, 2009 5:34:53	Put on chainmail barding become a Warlock(3.5) and go adventuring. Take that, common sense.
#29 Klirshon Nov 23, 2009 5:51:20	Learn the ways of Yellow-Yellow and steal "bear-proof" camping vaults. That'll teach those dumb humans. For those that do not know, Yellow-Yellow is the name of the bear that has been cracking those BearVault containers in the Adirondacks.
#30 kroska Nov 23, 2009 23:59:47	Learn the ways of Yellow-Yellow and steal "bear-proof" camping vaults. That'll teach those dumb humans. For those that do not know, Yellow-Yellow is the name of the bear that has been cracking those BearVault containers in the Adirondacks. What a majestic bear
#31 cloqwurk Nov 24, 2009 12:42:22	I'm surprised the bear's lasted this long!
#32 EscherEnigma Nov 24, 2009 12:48:21	Well you know what they say: "a good bear finishes last"
#33 zombie_babies Nov 24, 2009 12:50:50	Whoa ... nice.
#34 Dougan_Axehammer Nov 24, 2009 12:54:27	Learn the ways of Yellow-Yellow and steal "bear-proof" camping vaults. That'll teach those dumb humans. For those that do not know, Yellow-Yellow is the name of the bear that has been cracking those BearVault containers in the Adirondacks. Heh... it's Yogi's son!!
#35 cloqwurk Nov 24, 2009 12:55:21	I wonder how much longer the sane could bear a thread with this amount of bearfaced insanity in it.
#36 EscherEnigma Nov 24, 2009 12:55:26	Whoa ... nice. That is the idea, yes.
#37 EscherEnigma Nov 24, 2009 12:56:55	I wonder how much longer the sane could bear a thread with this amount of bearfaced insanity in it. Hrm... well, as I'm the one that usual pokes into the weirdest threads with a short "... you lot are weird" and I find this thread quite amusing, I imagine quite a while. And on that note, a LOLbear link: [link]
#38 cloqwurk Nov 24, 2009 12:59:09	And on that note, a LOLbear link: [link] You, Sir, win!
#39 ADHadh Nov 24, 2009 15:19:58	I wonder how much longer the sane could bear a thread with this amount of bearfaced insanity in it. Hrm... well, as I'm the one that usual pokes into the weirdest threads with a short "... you lot are weird" and I find this thread quite amusing, I imagine quite a while. And on that note, a LOLbear link: [link] I see your lolbears and put this report www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vlxi6Ec92kw By the way, I've changed my mind; rather than dirnk with Russians I'd rather put on a yellow shirt and a red cap and learn how to fly an aeroplane.
#40 kroska Nov 24, 2009 22:06:52	This thread was actually based on one of my highschool enlgish teacher's journal questions, "If you were a bear in a cave what would you do?" If i could remember all the others I'd post them all as seperate threads, maybe it'd lead to some kind of unexpected enlightenment.
#41 zombie_babies Nov 25, 2009 8:18:41	This thread was actually based on one of my highschool enlgish teacher's journal questions, "If you were a bear in a cave what would you do?" If i could remember all the others I'd post them all as seperate threads, maybe it'd lead to some kind of unexpected enlightenment. Doubtful.  But it may prove entertaining.  Bearly entertaining, but it'd still be something.
#42 death_isthe_begining Nov 29, 2009 15:23:29	I don't know the tree of enlightenment bears fruit in strange places sometimes.
#43 Klirshon Nov 29, 2009 19:00:55	So an apple growing out of the knothole is perfectly okay then?
#44 EscherEnigma Nov 29, 2009 19:35:07	So an apple growing out of the knothole is perfectly okay then? knot really.
#45 Klirshon Nov 29, 2009 19:46:02	[cue rimshot] I think the drummer was asleep...
#46 ADHadh Nov 30, 2009 9:34:01	[cue rimshot] I think the drummer was asleep... Badadoom-pshh!