How about a Game of Kill Bargle?

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#1

yellowdingo

Jan 18, 2009 15:53:32
Starting a game of
Kill Bargle

Establishing Rank in the Kill Bargle que
I roll a d12 and get:
4
#2

Novacat

Jan 18, 2009 16:24:12
I don't get it.
#3

yellowdingo

Jan 18, 2009 16:27:46
I don't get it.

Go google the rules to the KILL BARGLE dice Game...and hope to heck you havent missed your chance to Kill the Vile Wizard who murdered Aleena. There are five slots in a Party in this game.
#4

Novacat

Jan 18, 2009 16:46:29
For the benefit of everyone else, here's a link to the rules that I found.

Anyways, I rolled a 3 on a d12 using my iPhone.
#5

pigknight

Jan 18, 2009 16:53:11
It sounds dirty. Kill "Bargle." Think about it.
#6

crimson_lancer

Jan 18, 2009 17:28:44
LOL! That's pretty hilarious.

I rolled a 10 using the WotC roller.
#7

doneisi

Jan 18, 2009 17:37:50
Cool I'm game.

Roll d12, get a 9.
#8

yellowdingo

Jan 18, 2009 17:59:14
Still waiting for that fifth member of our KILL BARGLE Gang...?

So be it: Bad luck an all going after the Villain with one man short...but we Begin.

We spot Bargle doing his shopping in Market Street in Threshold. He has has no respect or Fear.




CRIMSON LANCER must roll a d12
DONIESI a d10
YELLOWDINGO a d8
NOVACAT gets to roll the currently Lowest Dice (d6) and the d20 on behalf of Bargle.

FIRST COMBAT ROUND BEGINS NOW.
#9

yellowdingo

Jan 18, 2009 18:09:35
yellowdingo rolls d8 and gets:
1
#10

doneisi

Jan 18, 2009 18:12:03
roll d10: 4
#11

Novacat

Jan 18, 2009 18:25:34
Novacat rolls: 4

Bargle rolls: 12
#12

yellowdingo

Jan 18, 2009 18:29:02
Bargle rolls: 12

Thank HALAV Bargle didnt roll a 1 or a 20...I can breath easy this round.
#13

crimson_lancer

Jan 18, 2009 18:34:30
CL rolls: 6

BTW, you may want to mod the OP to state the scores and status and all. :D
#14

Novacat

Jan 18, 2009 18:42:26
Results this round (as I understand the rules):

• No injury to Bargle.
• Doneisi now rolls a d6, and rolls for Bargle this round.
• Novacat now rolls a d10.

New round begins!

Novacat rolls a 10
#15

yellowdingo

Jan 18, 2009 18:47:37
yellowdingo rolls d8:
5
#16

crimson_lancer

Jan 18, 2009 18:51:16
CL rolls a: 1
#17

doneisi

Jan 18, 2009 18:55:44
Me: roll on d6 4 again.

Bargle:roll on d209.

hope I did that right.
#18

yellowdingo

Jan 18, 2009 19:07:08
NOVACAT SCORES A RUSTY COFFIN NAIL


ROUND THREE


yellowdingo rolls d8:
Bugger!
1
#19

doneisi

Jan 18, 2009 19:18:14
Roll d6: 1
#20

yellowdingo

Jan 18, 2009 19:23:34
doneisi: what about Bargle's d20 roll? you are lowest dice type still.
#21

doneisi

Jan 18, 2009 19:24:21
Blargle rolls:10.
#22

Novacat

Jan 18, 2009 19:25:53
Novacat rolls a 6 on a d10.
#23

Novacat

Jan 18, 2009 19:33:49
[deleted]

Need to wait until CL rolls before I post a round summary.
#24

doneisi

Jan 18, 2009 19:35:57
edited away:
Show
I roll d8: 2. sigh.
#25

yellowdingo

Jan 18, 2009 19:38:44
I roll d8: 2. sigh.

A little early off the Mark there aint ya! Crimson Lancer hasnt even posted for round three...
#26

doneisi

Jan 18, 2009 19:46:45
A little early off the Mark there aint ya! Crimson Lancer hasnt even posted for round three...

Yeah I posted that after nova gave the results too soon.
#27

crimson_lancer

Jan 18, 2009 19:47:02
Crap. 4
#28

yellowdingo

Jan 18, 2009 19:57:48
yellow dingo and doneisi swap dice everyone missed Bargle.


next round positions

yellowdingo is d6 and Bargle d20
doneise is d8
Crimson Lancer d12
Novacat d10


ROUND 4 Begins

yellowdingo rolls d6:
3

Bargle rolls d20:
9
#29

doneisi

Jan 18, 2009 20:00:28
Repost for clarity:

I roll d8: 2. sigh.
#30

crimson_lancer

Jan 18, 2009 20:20:26
Mwahahah! 12!!
#31

Novacat

Jan 18, 2009 20:31:21
Mwahahah! 12!!

Gratz, Crimson. I figured you had gone to bed or something.

Novacat rolls: 10 on his iPhone, while playing Eye of the Tiger.
#32

crimson_lancer

Jan 18, 2009 20:33:11
Nope! Watching a movie on TV, but I have my Wii online, so I'm posting during commercials. :D
#33

Novacat

Jan 18, 2009 20:37:55
Round Summary:

• Crimson Lancer has injured Bargle! He gains one coffin nail.

-Current Score-
Crimson Lander 1
Doneisi 0
Novacat 1
Yellowdingo 0

New Round Begins!
Novacat rolls a 4 while playing Hotel California.
#34

yellowdingo

Jan 18, 2009 20:38:08
novacat now has 1 coffin nail
crimson lancer has one coffin nail
lucky bums.

Bargle Rolls d20:
15

yellowdingo rolls d6:
2
#35

Novacat

Jan 18, 2009 20:39:44
novacat now has 2 testes

How do you figure? I only have 1.
#36

doneisi

Jan 18, 2009 20:40:27
doneisi rolls a d8: 6.
#37

yellowdingo

Jan 18, 2009 20:45:53
How do you figure? I only have 1.

Sorry I forgot it is the one with the higher victory roll who gets the coffin nail...typo corrected.
#38

crimson_lancer

Jan 18, 2009 20:49:23
XD 12 again!
#39

doneisi

Jan 18, 2009 20:52:36
XD 12 again!

He's on fire!

-Pun intended.
#40

yellowdingo

Jan 18, 2009 20:54:34
XD 12 again!

still you missed. No one was in range of Bargle's 15.

ROUND 6

Bargle rolls d20:
10

yellowdingo rolls d6:
5

phutt!:P
#41

doneisi

Jan 18, 2009 20:56:02
doneisi rolls a d8: 3.

sigh again
#42

Novacat

Jan 18, 2009 20:57:49
Round 5 Summary:

• All warriors fought valiantly, but to no avail. Bargle's defenses were too powerful.

Current Score:

Crimson Lancer (d12): 1
Doneisi (d8): 0
Novacat (d10): 1
Yellowdingo (d6): 0


Novacat rolls a 6 on a d10.
#43

crimson_lancer

Jan 18, 2009 21:07:37
Aw. 6
#44

Novacat

Jan 18, 2009 21:13:37
Round 6 Summary:

• Despite their best efforts, the heroes were unable to wound Bargle again.
• Novacat now rolls a d12
• Crimson Lancer now rolls a d10

Current Score:

Crimson Lancer (d10): 1
Doneisi (d8): 0
Novacat (d12): 1
Yellowdingo (d6): 0

New Round Begins!
Novacat rolls a 3 on a d12.
#45

yellowdingo

Jan 18, 2009 21:15:16
Sorry for the delay...I had to dialup back in and login on the site.

Welcome to ROUND 7

Bargle Rolls d20:
9

yellowdingo rolls d6:
4
#46

crimson_lancer

Jan 18, 2009 21:24:06
Blegh. Another 6
#47

doneisi

Jan 18, 2009 21:34:52
doneisi rolls a d8: 2.
#48

yellowdingo

Jan 18, 2009 21:42:04
ROUND 8

BARGLE rolls d20:
19

yellowdingo rolls d6:
3

sorry folks i'm burning this d20 at the end of the game...
#49

Novacat

Jan 18, 2009 21:44:14
Round 7 Summary:

• Bargle remains untouchable.

Current Score:

Crimson Lancer (d10): 1
Doneisi (d8): 0
Novacat (d12): 1
Yellowdingo (d6): 0

New Round Begins!
Novacat rolls a 3 on a d12 (again).
#50

yellowdingo

Jan 18, 2009 21:56:33
This game has been running six hours...none of you have to run off to school or work do you?
#51

crimson_lancer

Jan 18, 2009 21:59:53
This game has been running six hours...none of you have to run off to school or work do you?

I'm in the middle of f-ing Kansas. Just watching TV. And I rolled a 2
#52

Novacat

Jan 18, 2009 22:00:21
This game has been running six hours...none of you have to run off to school or work do you?

I'll be headed to bed in about 2-3 hours, but I'll be up again at 5:30 Pacific, and I can post throughout tomorrow via my iPhone.
#53

doneisi

Jan 18, 2009 22:03:15
i got 4
#54

doneisi

Jan 18, 2009 22:03:51
This game has been running six hours...none of you have to run off to school or work do you?

i don't
#55

yellowdingo

Jan 18, 2009 22:08:17
looks like I swap with nova cat who picks up the d20 rolls for BARGLE.

ROUND 9

yellowdingo rolls d12:
6
#56

doneisi

Jan 18, 2009 22:14:53
doneisi rolls a d8: 7.

sweet.
#57

Novacat

Jan 19, 2009 0:33:07
Novacat rolls a 3 on a d6

Bargle rolls a 14 on a d20. Sorry, chaps.
#58

crimson_lancer

Jan 19, 2009 14:02:27
Sorry, guys, had work today!

I rolled a 9
#59

yellowdingo

Jan 19, 2009 18:04:23
WELCOME TO ROUND 10
as of previous round
Crimson Lancer: 1
Novcat: 1
Doneisi: 0
yellowdingo: 0

yellowdingo rolls d12:
12

FRAKING YES!!!!
#60

doneisi

Jan 19, 2009 18:19:26
doneisi rolls a d8: 6
#61

crimson_lancer

Jan 19, 2009 18:29:37
CL rolls a 7
#62

yellowdingo

Jan 19, 2009 19:46:43
Sorry, guys, had work today!

I rolled a 9

Let me guess: a low paying job with high "push this button and we nuke the suburbs" stress?
#63

crimson_lancer

Jan 19, 2009 20:00:24
Let me guess: a low paying job with high "push this button and we nuke the suburbs" stress?

Not yet, though I'm looking for one of those. I clean, organize, and work with kids. :D
#64

Novacat

Jan 19, 2009 20:02:07
Which is more sad? That THIS is what I was looking forward to getting home to, or that I played a Kill Bargle game by myself on the way home?

Anyways, I rolled a 6 on a d6...


And Bargle rolled an 8 on a d20. Score for Yellowdingo!
#65

Novacat

Jan 19, 2009 20:05:41
Round Summary:

• Yellowdingo wounds Bargle!
Bargle is now bloodied!
• Novacat now rolls a d8.
• Doneisi now rolls a d6, and will be rolling for Bargle in the next round.

Current Score:
Crimson Lancer (d10) 1
Doneisi (d6) 0
Novacat (d8) 1
Yellowdingo (d12) 1

New Round Begins!

In round 11, Novacat rolls 2 on a d8.
#66

crimson_lancer

Jan 19, 2009 20:14:05
XD I really couldn't say which is sadder. :D


CL rolls a 3
#67

doneisi

Jan 19, 2009 20:39:41
doneisi rolls a d6:1...

bargle rolls:4
#68

yellowdingo

Jan 20, 2009 1:18:09
sorry it took me a while to get back...

yellowdingo rolls d12:
10

that another one baby yeah!
#69

yellowdingo

Jan 20, 2009 1:19:58
Round 12

yellowdingo rolls d12:

9
#70

doneisi

Jan 20, 2009 8:54:07
doneisi rolls a d6: 6

Bargle rolls:2

Edit: I think my d20 is haunted.
#71

crimson_lancer

Jan 20, 2009 10:55:27
CL rolls a 5
#72

yellowdingo

Jan 20, 2009 20:33:14
doneisi rolls a d6: 6

Bargle rolls:2

Edit: I think my d20 is haunted.

unless someone gets a 10 thats 3 coffin nails for yellowdingo
#73

Novacat

Jan 20, 2009 23:23:50
Novacat rolls a 3 on a d8.

End of round 12
#74

Novacat

Jan 20, 2009 23:27:02
Round Summary:

• Yellowdingo mortally wounds Bargle, earning his eternal ire.

Current Score:

Crimson Lancer (d10) 1
Doneisi (d6) 0
Novacat (d8) 1
Yellowdingo (d12) 3

Begin Round 13!

Novacat rolls a 5. Not impressive, but it could possibly get the job done.
#75

yellowdingo

Jan 21, 2009 0:11:43
yellowdingo rolls d12:
4


Krud!
#76

doneisi

Jan 21, 2009 8:05:09
doneisi rolls 2
bargle rolls 16
#77

crimson_lancer

Jan 21, 2009 8:55:42
CL rolls a d10: 10
#78

yellowdingo

Jan 22, 2009 1:57:51
Current Score:

Crimson Lancer (d10) 1
Doneisi (d6) 0
Novacat (d8) 1
Yellowdingo (d12) 3


ROUND 14

yellowdingo rolls d12:
8
#79

doneisi

Jan 22, 2009 2:05:20
doneisi rolls:1

Bargle rolls:1


God hates me.


A lot.
#80

yellowdingo

Jan 22, 2009 6:03:47
doneisi rolls:1

Bargle rolls:1


God hates me.


A lot.

You realize now that if someone with a better category dice rolls a 1 then you are killed by Bargle... out of the game. Put your Character Sheet through the Shredder. Morte And I just noticed that I having got higher than Bargle have probably won the game. Holy frikin Wougi!
#81

crimson_lancer

Jan 22, 2009 8:47:35
CL rolls a d10: 8

CRAP!! :P
#82

yellowdingo

Jan 22, 2009 9:54:53
CL rolls a d10: 8

CRAP!! :P

Now even if Novacat rolls an 8 I still Win.

yellowdingo: 4 rusty coffin nails