How do you take your coffee?

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#1

homicidal_squirrel

Feb 10, 2013 1:42:55
abcnews.go.com/Health/florida-couple-add...
#2

sfdragon

Feb 10, 2013 2:17:20
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFURd_EOIuU
#3

The_Silversword

Feb 10, 2013 3:14:52
As soon as I read the thread title I was thinking please dont let this be about coffee enemas please dont let this be about coffee enemas, NOOOOOOOOOO!
I should have known better, I really should have. 
#4

Robin_Hoodlum

Feb 10, 2013 6:00:43
There are better, more fun things to stick up your butt other than coffee...
#5

Count_Von_CoC

Feb 10, 2013 9:05:10
#6

xladyfayre

Feb 10, 2013 21:32:12
That just sounds.... odd and uncomfortable. 
#7

Robin_Hoodlum

Feb 10, 2013 21:41:46
That just sounds.... odd and uncomfortable. 


Not any more uncomfortable than any other enema.

Not that I know what it feels like, 'cause I don't.
#8

xladyfayre

Feb 10, 2013 21:43:44
That just sounds.... odd and uncomfortable. 


Not any more uncomfortable than any other enema.

Not that I know what it feels like, 'cause I don't.


I do. As a kid I had many issues with food which caused issues with going to the bathroom so I had enemas. I found them uncomfortable and so I'm not sure why anyone would want to do that willingly for enjoyment. That sounds so.... odd to me. 
#9

Hipster_Dog

Feb 10, 2013 21:49:25
That just sounds.... odd and uncomfortable. 


Not any more uncomfortable than any other enema.

Not that I know what it feels like, 'cause I don't.


I do. As a kid I had many issues with food which caused issues with going to the bathroom so I had enemas. I found them uncomfortable and so I'm not sure why anyone would want to do that willingly for enjoyment. That sounds so.... odd to me. 


Your enemas weren't made of warm coffee, I suppose. 
#10

Robin_Hoodlum

Feb 10, 2013 21:52:41
That just sounds.... odd and uncomfortable. 


Not any more uncomfortable than any other enema.

Not that I know what it feels like, 'cause I don't.


I do. As a kid I had many issues with food which caused issues with going to the bathroom so I had enemas. I found them uncomfortable and so I'm not sure why anyone would want to do that willingly for enjoyment. That sounds so.... odd to me. 


You were a kid then.
And porn stars do it for enjoyment... and they get paid too!
#11

homicidal_squirrel

Feb 10, 2013 22:25:32
That just sounds.... odd and uncomfortable. 


Not any more uncomfortable than any other enema.

Not that I know what it feels like, 'cause I don't.


I do. As a kid I had many issues with food which caused issues with going to the bathroom so I had enemas. I found them uncomfortable and so I'm not sure why anyone would want to do that willingly for enjoyment. That sounds so.... odd to me. 

You know what sounds odd to me? Enema stories. Some things shouldn't be shared.

#12

Cpt_Micha

Feb 10, 2013 22:35:30
I hope these people put 175 degree coffee up there just once.
#13

EruditeApe

Feb 10, 2013 23:08:23
I hope these people put 175 degree coffee up there just once.

175 Celsius.
#14

The_Silversword

Feb 10, 2013 23:12:11
I hope these people put 175 degree coffee up there just once.

175 Celsius.



lol ,I was just about to say the same thing.
#15

Mad_Jack

Feb 11, 2013 20:52:23

 I wonder if we could sue them for not having the "Warning: Contents hot" disclaimer tattooed on their butts... There might be money in this, lol.
#16

cdixon67

Feb 12, 2013 0:34:38
#17

Sir_Joseph_the_Crowe

Feb 14, 2013 16:29:27
That just sounds.... odd and uncomfortable. 


Not any more uncomfortable than any other enema.

Not that I know what it feels like, 'cause I don't.


I do. As a kid I had many issues with food which caused issues with going to the bathroom so I had enemas. I found them uncomfortable and so I'm not sure why anyone would want to do that willingly for enjoyment. That sounds so.... odd to me. 

You know what sounds odd to me? Enema stories. Some things shouldn't be shared.


Yeah. Glad the colon cleansing fad is over. Definitely not something I want to hear about at the water cooler.
#18

Robin_Hoodlum

Feb 14, 2013 17:08:37


 Yeah. Glad the colon cleansing fad is over. Definitely not something I want to hear about at the water cooler.


Then walk away from the water cooler.
See how easy that was?
#19

draco1119

Feb 14, 2013 17:58:23
Hoodsie, was that a not very subtle hint that you have a story you'd like to share over coffee?
#20

Robin_Hoodlum

Feb 14, 2013 18:09:16
Hoodsie, was that a not very subtle hint that you have a story you'd like to share over coffee?


I'm old, so I have a ton of stories.
But I take my coffee the old-fashioned way... in a mug.
#21

Hipster_Dog

Feb 14, 2013 18:33:52
Hoodsie, was that a not very subtle hint that you have a story you'd like to share over coffee?


I'm old, so I have a ton of stories.
But I take my coffee the old-fashioned way... in a mug.


Like 2 girls 1 cup?
#22

Robin_Hoodlum

Feb 14, 2013 18:56:53
Hoodsie, was that a not very subtle hint that you have a story you'd like to share over coffee?


I'm old, so I have a ton of stories.
But I take my coffee the old-fashioned way... in a mug.


Like 2 girls 1 cup?


No.
Not like that at all.
I'm a freak, but that's where I draw the line.
No poo for Hoodsie.
#23

homicidal_squirrel

Feb 14, 2013 20:11:27
Hoodsie, was that a not very subtle hint that you have a story you'd like to share over coffee?


I'm old, so I have a ton of stories.
But I take my coffee the old-fashioned way... in a mug.

I've seen bottle being used. You're the first person I've heard of inserting a mug.

#24

Robin_Hoodlum

Feb 14, 2013 20:31:23
Hoodsie, was that a not very subtle hint that you have a story you'd like to share over coffee?


I'm old, so I have a ton of stories.
But I take my coffee the old-fashioned way... in a mug.

I've seen bottle being used. Yuo're the first person I've heard of inserting a mug.



#25

homicidal_squirrel

Feb 14, 2013 21:07:24
#26

zombie_babies

Feb 15, 2013 8:51:56
No.
Not like that at all.
I'm a freak, but that's where I draw the line.
No poo for Hoodsie.



dood, 2G1C was fake fake totally fake.

I've seen bottle being used. You're the first person I've heard of inserting a mug.



Well, 1G1J is close but not a mug specifically ... 
#27

bone_naga

Feb 15, 2013 12:15:11
Hoodsie, was that a not very subtle hint that you have a story you'd like to share over coffee?


I'm old, so I have a ton of stories.
But I take my coffee the old-fashioned way... in a mug.


Like 2 girls 1 cup?


I have yet to be able to fit two girls into one cup, even after I used a blender and one of those giant slurpee cups from seven eleven.
#28

WolfLordBran

Feb 15, 2013 12:17:16
Hoodsie, was that a not very subtle hint that you have a story you'd like to share over coffee?


I'm old, so I have a ton of stories.
But I take my coffee the old-fashioned way... in a mug.


Like 2 girls 1 cup?


I have yet to be able to fit two girls into one cup, even after I used a blender and one of those giant slurpee cups from seven eleven.



Did you strain out the bone chunks? That's what takes up all the space.
#29

zombie_babies

Feb 15, 2013 13:20:45
If he was using a proper blender there wouldn't be any chunks. 
#30

Robin_Hoodlum

Feb 15, 2013 14:07:45
No.
Not like that at all.
I'm a freak, but that's where I draw the line.
No poo for Hoodsie.



dood, 2G1C was fake fake totally fake.


No, unfortunately it wasn't.

I know the website it came from, and that website is noted for its.... extreme acts.
#31

Robin_Hoodlum

Feb 15, 2013 14:08:43
If he was using a proper blender there wouldn't be any chunks. 


Or use younger, thinner girls.
*shrug*
I always de-bone mine beforehand anyway.
#32

zombie_babies

Feb 15, 2013 14:12:01
dood, it was chocolate.  Director said he sometimes does that cuz peeps won't eat the other stuff.  So fake fake totally fake.  1 Guy 1 Jar, though, certainly seems real.  Check it out if you have a minute and can find it.  It's ... something.
#33

Hipster_Dog

Feb 15, 2013 14:14:36
dood, it was chocolate.  Director said he sometimes does that cuz peeps won't eat the other stuff.  So fake fake totally fake.  1 Guy 1 Jar, though, certainly seems real.  Check it out if you have a minute and can find it.  It's ... something.


I am inclined to believe it was fake. The way that stuff came out it made me think of ice cream. But I bet the vomit was real. 
#34

Robin_Hoodlum

Feb 15, 2013 14:17:46
Yeah well, I've been to that site, and I've seen it being eaten right from the tap... and it wasn't chocolate.
No, wasn't chocolate at all...
#35

zombie_babies

Feb 15, 2013 14:32:59
Yeah well, I've been to that site, and I've seen it being eaten right from the tap... and it wasn't chocolate.
No, wasn't chocolate at all...



How do you know, brah?  Did you taste it?
#36

zombie_babies

Feb 15, 2013 14:33:23
I am inclined to believe it was fake. The way that stuff came out it made me think of ice cream. But I bet the vomit was real. 



Yup.  It was like a sorbet or mousse.
#37

Hipster_Dog

Feb 15, 2013 14:41:55
Yeah well, I've been to that site, and I've seen it being eaten right from the tap... and it wasn't chocolate.
No, wasn't chocolate at all...


Why do you watch that?
#38

Robin_Hoodlum

Feb 15, 2013 15:23:08
Yeah well, I've been to that site, and I've seen it being eaten right from the tap... and it wasn't chocolate.
No, wasn't chocolate at all...



How do you know, brah?  Did you taste it?


No, but it's kinda hard to fake... stuff emerging from.. somewhere.
#39

Robin_Hoodlum

Feb 15, 2013 15:23:59
Yeah well, I've been to that site, and I've seen it being eaten right from the tap... and it wasn't chocolate.
No, wasn't chocolate at all...


Why do you watch that?


There are other things on the site I watch.
It's like a train wreck, no matter how much you want to avert your eyes, you just can't...
#40

zombie_babies

Feb 15, 2013 15:34:22
No, but it's kinda hard to fake... stuff emerging from.. somewhere.



Not really.  Insert, expel.  Srsly, the director said he does it.
#41

draco1119

Feb 15, 2013 15:42:18
Oh, so you're saying that it would be like drinking coffee?
#42

zombie_babies

Feb 15, 2013 16:08:58
Probably. 
#43

Robin_Hoodlum

Feb 15, 2013 16:43:50
No, but it's kinda hard to fake... stuff emerging from.. somewhere.



Not really.  Insert, expel.  Srsly, the director said he does it.


Maybe you should see it for yourself and see if it is, indeed, fake.
If it is fake, it is an outstandingly realistic fake. And it isn't runny, it's... hard. So... yeah ZB, I'm convinced it isn't fake. I mean, the actual act of expelling, watching the muscles pinch it off, and the consistency... dood, it isn't fake, trust me.
Maybe 2G1C was fake, but there are some that ain't.
just sayin'...

#44

zombie_babies

Feb 18, 2013 9:33:26
dood, I've seen it multiple times.  I thought it was fake the first time I saw it cuz the material wasn't what I've come to expect, yanno?  And, again, the director said he's faked it before.  All it takes is the proper material, some sort of injection device and, well, you get the rest I'm sure.  It's 'fake' in that the material is fake - nothing more.  What they do is real.

If you wanna see real real, though, check out 1G1J.  Totally.