| Post/Author/DateTime | Post |
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| #1pigknightJul 25, 2008 11:54:10 | Well one day at school one of my friends spilled a drink on the desk. The teacher told him to wipe it up. My friend (British) cleaned it by wiping up and down. My other friend (Chinesse) said that side to side is better. I (Mexican) told him that dabbing is the best way. So I wanted to poll people to see if there is a corelation between ethnicity and cleaning of liquids technique. So post your ethnicity and cleaning style. |
| #2zombie_babiesJul 25, 2008 12:12:37 | I'm American. My heritage is 50% Polish, 25% Irish and 25% German. I take care of spills the same way every red blooded American does. I tell my fiancee "Hey! There's a spill over there!" and watch as she cleans it up. ;) I am kidding, of course. I'd hope that'd be obvious, but .... |
| #3ocarina_guyJul 25, 2008 13:44:19 | My preferred method: Cast prestidigitation. |
| #4OleOneEyeJul 25, 2008 18:14:13 | I'm American. My heritage is 50% Polish, 25% Irish and 25% German. I take care of spills the same way every red blooded American does. I tell my fiancee "Hey! There's a spill over there!" and watch as she cleans it up. ;) I am an American, and that is my preferred method as well. |
| #5lhordaxesJul 25, 2008 23:49:23 | I am an American, and that is my preferred method as well. OK I KNOW neither one of you is married. Or your not married to an American woman. ;) |
| #6ADHadhJul 26, 2008 13:06:09 | As soon as possible, but most folks here just let them be. "There's no reason to cry over spilled milk" a saying goes - it's not beer after all! |
| #7MrCelsiusJul 26, 2008 17:23:32 | I'm Scotch/Irish and I call my fat beagle to come clean it up for me. If the spill is on a surface he cannot reach, I will perform elaborate calculus in order to determine whether it would be more work to go get something with which to clean it up myself or to lift the fat beagle up so that he can reach. The calculus invariably proves more difficult than either course of action, and is usually wrong anyway. Such is my sloth. And my beagle. |
| #8coston89Jul 26, 2008 18:14:13 | I wipe up spills in circles. |
| #9minuetJul 26, 2008 21:57:09 | If the spill is water, I leave it (in the carpet). Anything else anywhere else, in my house, I push up against it... though I suppose pulling the stain towards me could achieve the same effect. By the way, this is with a cloth or paper towel, which tears apart in the carpet and creates a bigger mess, at which time I ask my girlfriend, "Hey babe, can you help me out here?" And then I get the look. You all know the look. |
| #10_jayne_cobb_Jul 28, 2008 14:22:52 | Throw towel on spill, move to another desk. If possible, blame it on someone else. |
| #11aotrscommanderJul 28, 2008 18:42:44 | Set fire to desk. Kill all witnesses. |
| #12ocarina_guyJul 28, 2008 23:32:07 | I also use the PTG method. PTG stands for "Paper Towel Guy." The PTG's job is to hurl himself on spills before it reaches someone, usually with the warcry of "Fire in the hole!" or the like. |
| #13calronmoonflowerJul 29, 2008 2:30:33 | I find that if you leave it there it evaporates. ;) I generally soak up a big spill. After that or for a smaller spill I clean in a circular motion and try not to spread it too far while doing so. |
| #14ADHadhJul 29, 2008 8:16:33 | Set fire to desk. But only in a not too messy way, or else they're be more fires to set and witnesses to kill. |
| #15aotrscommanderJul 31, 2008 6:32:54 | But only in a not too messy way, or else they're be more fires to set and witnesses to kill. And the problem with that is...? |
| #16ADHadhJul 31, 2008 8:05:07 | And the problem with that is...? Your lighter may run out of gas. |
| #17aotrscommanderJul 31, 2008 8:17:09 | Your lighter may run out of gas. Who needs a lighter? I practically have Fireball as an at-will power... |
| #18catapaultJul 31, 2008 15:22:58 | Wiping in circles is the only way for me. |
| #19FireclaveJul 31, 2008 15:46:28 | All problems can be solved with proper applications of combustion. |
| #20shamurai7Jul 31, 2008 21:43:10 | we have a laminated dry erase battlemat that covers the whole table... so we toss paper towels on it like a bullet wound and let the towels do the work for us. but for the OP it depends on what your cleaning....not ethnicity. lol if its thin like water you dont wipe....you dab at it so you soak it up. if your cleaning up windex you wipe, for that streak free shine TM. if its salsa or bean dip (common for gamers) dabbing will do nothing but make a mess and smash beans in the surface....using circles makes a bigger mess, so you can only wipe it up.... which way do you wipe you ask? i have a question in return..... which way do all humans wipe their ......butts?!.. if you are side to side then you have some serious issues and a very dirty asbut. |
| #21ADHadhAug 01, 2008 9:28:37 | i have a question in return..... Uh, you could spare that part. Damn imagination! |
| #22shamurai7Aug 01, 2008 13:10:23 | Uh, you could spare that part. hah hah !!! i dont know it just crossed my mind with all the talk about wiping...:D i really wonder now if anyone has ever tried side to side??? ![]() |
| #23pigknightAug 01, 2008 17:15:11 | It doesn't work that well. |
| #24shamurai7Aug 02, 2008 0:43:00 | It doesn't work that well. thats because you werent using an ice-cream scoop.... |
| #25ADHadhAug 02, 2008 8:51:26 | thats because you werent using an ice-cream scoop.... Whoa, hold right there! This thread was about spills, not butts. Combining the two does not work well. ![]() |
| #26freedeathAug 02, 2008 11:52:26 | What's "wiping"? |
| #27Titanium_DragonAug 02, 2008 15:04:44 | I use a mixture of techniques. And, if it is grease which is on fire, I sprinkle baking soda on it. :P |
| #28calronmoonflowerAug 02, 2008 15:05:04 | What's "wiping"? Cleaning with a rag, paper towel, or such. |
| #29spearspikeAug 02, 2008 15:54:36 | Mop it up with the 4E PHB. |
| #30Titanium_DragonAug 02, 2008 16:39:29 | Mop it up with the 4E PHB. Hey, you didn't give your ethnicity! I didn't because its in my user name, but that doesn't give you any excuse! ;) |
| #31pigknightAug 02, 2008 19:06:54 | As much an a f4nboy as I am, the 4e PHB does look like it would make a good sponge... |
| #32LadyNeferRaAug 02, 2008 23:35:23 | When I'm on the Prime Material Plane and in human form, I like to use side to side to wipe up spills. Toxic substances I use a paper towel, non-toxic substances I use a rag, and spiritual spills are best cleaned up with a +1 Turkey Baster. |