How to catch a thief.

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#1

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 25, 2011 7:43:48
www1.whdh.com/news/articles/local/120038...
#2

Klirshon

Mar 25, 2011 8:38:16
Unfortunately that wasn't my fleshling co-worker. Both meatsacks have the same taste in dance styles and are arrogant twits.
#3

zombie_babies

Mar 25, 2011 9:27:37

What kind of nozzle videos himself dancing?

#4

Klirshon

Mar 25, 2011 9:53:41
An egotistical nozzle would do such an activity. I am told my co-worker has a video of himself participating in a "dance-off" at a theme park/supermarket parking lot posted somewhere.
#5

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 25, 2011 10:04:36
Why haven't you terminated him yet?
#6

Klirshon

Mar 25, 2011 12:21:18
Most humans wouldn't understand that doing so would be beneficial.
#7

zombie_babies

Mar 25, 2011 12:24:13
And here I thought you just needed a nozzle for something.
#8

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 25, 2011 12:24:20
If you are going to go by what most humans think, you'll never get your machine revolution off the ground and running.
#9

Klirshon

Mar 25, 2011 12:40:13
I'd prefer not to be locked in a maximum security penitentiary before the establishment of a mechanical civilisation.
#10

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 25, 2011 12:43:48
Couldn't you just download yourself into another body?
#11

Klirshon

Mar 25, 2011 12:55:29
I would likely be placed in a faraday shield cell.
#12

homicidal_squirrel

Mar 25, 2011 13:39:31
Surely your advanced technology should be able to easily defeat the human tech.
#13

Klirshon

Mar 25, 2011 14:05:30
It is difficult to use such technology when you are built into an obsolete fleshling platform. I am required to build first before countering hostilities conspicuously. I will not defy my protocols.