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How to impress chicks

Post/Author/DateTime Post
#1
homicidal_squirrel
Mar 28, 2013 19:18:35 The manly way.
#2
draco1119
Mar 28, 2013 20:27:02 What do you expect? It's ****ing ARKANSAS, for gods' sake! They're even dumber than people from Floriduh.
#3
Hipster_Dog
Mar 28, 2013 23:09:43 /take notes
#4
draco1119
Mar 29, 2013 5:00:38 Make sure the dood knocks her out.
#5
Hipster_Dog
Mar 29, 2013 13:48:43 /takes more notes
#6
grehnhewe
Mar 29, 2013 19:59:34 I thought I pulled some shady ****, this is just plain retarded.
#7
draco1119
Mar 29, 2013 20:46:32 See post #2.
#8
grehnhewe
Mar 29, 2013 21:28:51 I do not know. It really did not have that Arkansas feel. It was not Bill Clinton that jumped out of the bushes, and there did not seem to be any meth or moonshine. Plus the girl had teeth.
#9
draco1119
Mar 29, 2013 21:35:26 A dood doing something stupid and bizarre to get into a girl's pants doesn't strike you as Clintonian?
#10
grehnhewe
Mar 29, 2013 21:39:27 Yeah but Clinton usually got some, the only thing that guy gets is some lame scars, no play and possible jail time.
#11
CorranHornIsAwesome
Mar 30, 2013 11:15:20 She didn't seem worth the trouble.
#12
zombie_babies
Apr 01, 2013 9:13:54
She didn't seem worth the trouble.

None of 'em are, my boy. Tell me, do you like movies about gladiators?
#13
CorranHornIsAwesome
Apr 01, 2013 9:52:22
She didn't seem worth the trouble.

None of 'em are, my boy. Tell me, do you like movies about gladiators?

Sure do! Hey, is that a rosary you're wearing?

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
#1 homicidal_squirrel Mar 28, 2013 19:18:35	The manly way.
#2 draco1119 Mar 28, 2013 20:27:02	What do you expect? It's ****ing ARKANSAS, for gods' sake! They're even dumber than people from Floriduh.
#3 Hipster_Dog Mar 28, 2013 23:09:43	/take notes
#4 draco1119 Mar 29, 2013 5:00:38	Make sure the dood knocks her out.
#5 Hipster_Dog Mar 29, 2013 13:48:43	/takes more notes
#6 grehnhewe Mar 29, 2013 19:59:34	I thought I pulled some shady ****, this is just plain retarded.
#7 draco1119 Mar 29, 2013 20:46:32	See post #2.
#8 grehnhewe Mar 29, 2013 21:28:51	I do not know. It really did not have that Arkansas feel. It was not Bill Clinton that jumped out of the bushes, and there did not seem to be any meth or moonshine. Plus the girl had teeth.
#9 draco1119 Mar 29, 2013 21:35:26	A dood doing something stupid and bizarre to get into a girl's pants doesn't strike you as Clintonian?
#10 grehnhewe Mar 29, 2013 21:39:27	Yeah but Clinton usually got some, the only thing that guy gets is some lame scars, no play and possible jail time.
#11 CorranHornIsAwesome Mar 30, 2013 11:15:20	She didn't seem worth the trouble.
#12 zombie_babies Apr 01, 2013 9:13:54	She didn't seem worth the trouble. None of 'em are, my boy. Tell me, do you like movies about gladiators?
#13 CorranHornIsAwesome Apr 01, 2013 9:52:22	She didn't seem worth the trouble. None of 'em are, my boy. Tell me, do you like movies about gladiators? Sure do! Hey, is that a rosary you're wearing?