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| #1killerdungeonmasterAug 06, 2008 16:13:25 | OK, so we can all agree that Gleemax was ugly, right? Right. So, let's see how you'll finish this classic joke set up:
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| #2chapienAug 06, 2008 16:26:20 | Gleemax 2.0 Default forum skin=![]() |
| #3ZherogAug 06, 2008 17:12:52 | To copy my answer from the thread where this originated...It was so ugly, even Stevie Wonder complained about the way it looked. |
| #4killerdungeonmasterAug 06, 2008 19:15:40 | LOL Even Stevie would have laughed at that. ![]() ***** |
| #5_jayne_cobb_Aug 07, 2008 10:24:17 | Gleemax was so ugly Paris Hilton thought it was a mirror. |
| #6chapienAug 07, 2008 10:25:11 | Gleemax was so ugly Paris Hilton thought it was a mirror. :heehee :heehee |
| #7zombie_babiesAug 07, 2008 11:48:38 | Gleemax was so ugly that when it asked Mialee out on a date she said no. |
| #8doomsoughtAug 07, 2008 12:20:09 | It is so ugly, that zombies think that it will eat their brains. |
| #9ocarina_guyAug 07, 2008 16:11:49 | So ugly, it makes a mind flayer look slightly attractive. An' that's sayin' something! |
| #10wrecanAug 07, 2008 17:07:11 | Gleemax is so ugly, its mirror cracked itself. |
| #11coston89Aug 07, 2008 19:32:15 | Gleemax is so ugly, Cthulu went insane just by hearing a description of it. |
| #12calronmoonflowerAug 08, 2008 2:41:09 | Gleemax is so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone. Gleemax is so ugly, when it looks in a mirror the reflection flinches. |
| #13_jayne_cobb_Aug 08, 2008 8:52:23 | Gleemax is so ugly it makes onions cry. Gleemax is so ugly that when it threw a boomerang it didn't come back. |
| #14stardrifterAug 08, 2008 9:24:37 | It was so ugly, when it visited the colorado river, the ground ran away. And that is the end of the lesson of how the grand canyon came to be. |
| #15ADHadhAug 08, 2008 12:53:05 | Gleemax is so ugly that no matter how many people are there on the bus, it always sits alone. Gleemax is so ugly all subcultures unite to beat it up. Including emos. ******* off Jayne Cobb (and many other people as well) Gleemax is so ugly even Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel can look at it only for a few seconds. |
| #16doomsoughtAug 08, 2008 14:04:43 | ******* off Jayne Cobb (and many other people as well) Now that isn't just ugly, that is fugly. |
| #17ocarina_guyAug 08, 2008 18:42:03 | Gleemax is so ugly, there aren't quite enough letters in ugly to accurately express the ugliness of the ugly. It made Thoon cry. Y'know how really bizarre and ugly things come from the Far Realm? Well, Gleemax is from beyond the Far Realm. In the bad part of town. |
| #18coston89Aug 08, 2008 19:40:21 | A man went to Hell and suffered every torment know to man and a few that weren't. Through all this, God and Satan noticed that his will was not even wavered by all the abuse. They both appeared to him with an offer, either suffer 1,000 more years and then be welcomed into Paradise, or look at Gleemax for 3 seconds. The man turned pale and without hesitation said, "So 1,000 years..." |
| #19farmer42_dupAug 09, 2008 1:59:34 | Gleemax so ugly, yo momma not even touch that. (Someone had to) Gleemax is so ugly, thinking about it gives the Far Realm itself nightmares. Gleemax is so ugly that the ugly tree burst into flames upon exposure. It could never, ever top that. The last remaining branch is currently on display at the Smithsonian, credited as being responsible for Rosie O'Donnel, Paris Hilton, and Stevie Wonder's eyes. Occasionally, it's loaned out to ensure the status of the world's pugs. Knowingly bringing it within 50 miles of Gleemax is a hate crime, attempted murder, and violates numerous international laws, punishable by extended showing of "Spice World" for several days. Repeat offenses warrant substitution of "Biodome" in place of "Spice World." |
| #20Kobold_AvengerAug 09, 2008 3:34:24 | Gleemax was so ugly that it made Mialee look like Angelina Jolie. |
| #21drackthorAug 09, 2008 5:49:18 | Hey guys, I just finished checking out the new gleemax layout. Anyone else think Beholders are looking more foxy recently? |
| #22strudel_lumpycakesAug 09, 2008 8:23:31 | Gleemax was so ugly that I started tricking my friends into looking at it instead of goatsy. Gleemax was so ugly that after browsing it for a couple of hours I watched Pink Flamingos and thought it was a deep and beautiful piece of film. Gleemax was so ugly that the painting The Scream was inspired by the reaction of the first beta tester. |
| #23umbralknightAug 09, 2008 8:51:21 | Gleemax was so ugly that it replaced the cold shower. |
| #24ADHadhAug 09, 2008 8:59:29 | Gleemax is so ugly even Ted the 'Flayer gives a thumbs down! Now, I wonder if people will get this one. |
| #25jkob88Aug 09, 2008 10:08:34 | Lets make fun of gleemax's weight now. Gleemax is so fat, that if it went bungy jumpimg it'd go straight to hell. Gleemax is so fat, it's stomach provides superior cover. Oops, its anorexic now ( my insults are working ) Gleemax is so skinny it can hang glide on a dorrito. Gleemax is so skinny if you cast reduce person on it it'd dissappear. Gleemax is so skinny (and white) that people keep trying to bury it because they think its a skeleton. |
| #26coston89Aug 09, 2008 12:54:43 | Last year, emos used to slit their wrists, now, they look at Gleemax. |
| #27cannaithAug 09, 2008 13:22:23 | Gleemax is so ugly even Ted the 'Flayer gives a thumbs down! Damn it, I was about to make a Ted joke myself. Yeah, I remember Ted of the eternal thumbs up. |
| #28kam2112Aug 09, 2008 13:25:42 | Gleemax was so ugly it could roll its face in some dough and make gorilla cookies! Credit to Red Fox on Sanford and son :D |
| #29pigknightAug 09, 2008 14:11:41 | Gleemax is so ugly they couldn't 34 it. |
| #30coston89Aug 09, 2008 14:35:46 | Gleemax is so ugly they couldn't 34 it. :heehee You win. |
| #31Kobold_AvengerAug 09, 2008 23:54:32 | Gleemax is so ugly they couldn't 34 it. That is bad!! |
| #32pigknightAug 10, 2008 11:59:24 | Gleemax is so ugly when they did 34 it the interwebz shut down and deleted the files. |
| #33Kobold_AvengerAug 10, 2008 15:48:16 | Thats really bad! Gleemax was so ugly that when they did rule 34 on it caused the fabric a reality to shred. |
| #34coston89Aug 10, 2008 16:16:30 | Please stop with the Rule 34! You are destroying my mind! Gleemax is so ugly, the people who invented Rule 34 plead for it not to be applied for this. |
| #35Kobold_AvengerAug 10, 2008 16:24:46 | Wasn't rule 34 coined on 4chan? * the implications flood his kobold mind* THE HORROR!!!! |
| #36The_White_SorcererAug 10, 2008 16:44:37 | Gleemax was so ugly that it made Mialee look like Angelina Jolie. So about the same, then. Gleemax was so ugly, Charlotte Cool Horn thought it was beautiful. |
| #37princenicyAug 10, 2008 17:08:31 | Gleemax was so ugly, they needed to get a new word that described just how ugly Gleemax was. Not finding something bad enough, they just created a new word to describe the worst ugliness that ever existed. That word is Gleemax. |
| #38pigknightAug 10, 2008 18:29:54 | Gleemax is so ugly it messed with the time stream and caused rule 34 to come into existance. |
| #39coston89Aug 11, 2008 0:33:54 | Wasn't rule 34 coined on 4chan? * the implications flood his kobold mind* It was?!?!? Then that means... ![]() *runs and hides in corner muttering nonsense in panic* |
| #40doomsoughtAug 11, 2008 10:38:32 | Gleemax is so ugly that if you break a ten foot pole off an ugly tree, and beat it with the ugly stick, it would look better. But no one would touch it with a ten foot pole! |
| #41ixien_kotharAug 11, 2008 14:56:20 | Gleemax is so ugly that PsionX would rather play 4e than look at it. |
| #42coston89Aug 11, 2008 15:02:30 | Gleemax is so ugly, Looking at it is worse than Cthulu reading Vogon poetry to you while you are being force fed a Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster and beaten senseless with a rather large halibut by a rather large man in a rather pink tutu. |
| #43Kobold_AvengerAug 12, 2008 21:28:56 | Gleemax is so ugly that PsionX would rather play 4e than look at it. Good one!! Oh White Sorceror could you explain what you meant? |
| #44The_White_SorcererAug 13, 2008 3:29:18 | Oh White Sorceror could you explain what you meant? Obscure BLEACH reference. |
| #45stardrifterAug 13, 2008 6:40:11 | Gleemax: There aren't enough paper bags in the world. Gleemax: Sometimes you have to chew off more than just your arm. Hit a leper in the face with a tennis racket and it would still look better than Gleemax. |
| #46killerdungeonmasterAug 13, 2008 19:47:59 | Gleemax was so ugly that WotC is going to keep it on their own private server so they don't have to kiss it goodbye. Gleemax was so ugly when it sat on the beach, cats tried to bury it. Gleemax was so ugly when you view its source code, it's an apology letter from the W3C. Gleemax was so ugly when they built it, they had to enter the code with 10' poles. Gleemax was so ugly that the colors used to design it were RGB - Really Gross and Beastly. ![]() ***** |
| #47zombie_babiesAug 14, 2008 8:37:18 | Gleemax was so ugly a new sub-genre of German scat porn was developed. It's name? Gleemax. :P |
| #48calronmoonflowerAug 15, 2008 2:17:07 | Gleemax was so ugly that the Internet kept rejecting it. Gleemax was so ugly that it overrode all other skins. Gleemax was so ugly that people preferred looking at tubgirl and goatse. If you really must know what the last two are use wikipedia. If you use google you might need to beach your brain after. |
| #49ixien_kotharAug 15, 2008 8:19:06 | Gleemax was so ugly I had to watch "Two Girls, One Cup" to get the image out of my head. |
| #50coston89Aug 15, 2008 9:02:16 | Gleemax was so ugly I had to watch "Two Girls, One Cup" to get the image out of my head. I think you have just broke my mind. Congrads.Gleemax is so ugly, it makes zombies look lovable. |
| #51zombie_babiesAug 15, 2008 10:12:45 | :Gleemax is so ugly, it makes zombies look lovable. Pi$$ off. ;) |
| #52coston89Aug 15, 2008 23:01:37 | :heehee ![]() Perfect set-up! |
| #53calronmoonflowerAug 22, 2008 3:02:20 | |
| #54calronmoonflowerMay 21, 2009 4:26:48 | Gleemax is so ugly that on April 1st, people screamed in terror. |
| #55ForgemberMay 21, 2009 4:44:30 | Gleemax is so ugly that when I tried to take a picture of it to compare it to other nasty things it DELETED ALL MY PICTURES OF A CRAZY PARTY WHERE ZB NAILED A BUNNY! As a side note: Never EVER LET ANYONE DO ANYTHING WITH YOUR CAMERA!! |
| #56owls_and_more_owlsMay 21, 2009 5:05:40 | ...God looked upon it and said WHO MADE THIS MESS?! |
| #57ADHadhMay 21, 2009 5:16:01 | ...God looked upon it and said WHO MADE THIS MESS?! And Satan looked back and said: Chill, dude, wasn't me, honestly! And truth he was saying, as jealous he was. |
| #58owls_and_more_owlsMay 21, 2009 5:17:21 | And Satan looked back and said: Chill, dude, wasn't me, honestly! Shiva just rolls her eyes. |
| #59cherubaddonMay 21, 2009 7:09:33 | Shiva just rolls her eyes. ... and Brahma just shot himself. |
| #60ADHadhMay 21, 2009 7:24:36 | Gleemax is so ugly death metal bands don't want anything even vaguely resembling it on their covers. |
| #61Cpt_MichaMay 21, 2009 12:48:22 | Gleemax is so ugly that it's the only thing in existence dirtyfrank won't ![]() Gleemax is so ugly that people would rather play F.A.T.A.L than look at Gleemax Gleemax is so stupid that during a film audition even Uwe Boll turned it away. Gleemax is so ugly that it's mother Mialee tried to kill it with fire. |