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#1 rake Jan 27, 2009 15:01:57	Now that I have your attention. Are complex-tabletop-RPG-gamers and fantasy-book-lovers a superior audience for highbrow pornography? *steeples fingers* Discuss.
#2 aardwolf Jan 28, 2009 11:10:04	they arent Mialees knockers so you lost my interest :D
#3 rake Jan 28, 2009 11:12:12	Guh.
#4 rake Jan 28, 2009 11:26:07	I am known 'round here as "the Porn King"... notably due to my uncanny ability to find absolute filth on the 'net... and my collection thereof. *throws a friendly arm around HATER* We should hang out more. Why do we not hang out more?
#5 rake Jan 28, 2009 11:49:24	Pearls before swine, I tell you.
#6 ADHadh Jan 28, 2009 11:51:46	*horrible, overdone death scream* Is it Wilhelm's Scream by any chance? :D
#7 terronus Jan 28, 2009 12:33:57	I would say most Marilyn Chamber films were highbrow. Michael Ninn and Henry Paris (directors) made some alright stuff. But that's probably not important considering where the thread has gone, lol.
#8 rake Jan 28, 2009 12:37:50	Born into irony and passed into porny death. Speaking of which. HATER, seriously. Make with the porn.
#9 rake Jan 28, 2009 13:02:46	Hahahaha, HATER you know I was only joking. I'd never troll for porn on the internet. So I've got my inbox cleared out. How much we talking here?
#10 baneofelves Jan 28, 2009 13:09:02	Is it Wilhelm's Scream by any chance? :D I s'pose. @ Aardwolf: Ugh. why do you go for the cricket-woman?
#11 baneofelves Jan 28, 2009 13:15:50	2G 1C, right? Ugh. That had me puking.
#12 rake Jan 28, 2009 13:20:58	I do have a lot to offer... and you should only look at a little at a time... on an empty stomach is best... This disturbs and alarms me.
#13 baneofelves Jan 28, 2009 13:23:55	Hey Rake, maybe that means you shouldn't get it from him. @ HATER: Normal porn doesn't bother me, but the gross stuff makes me vomit. Without exception. Parodies (like in the south park movie) don't bug me, they have me laughing my ass off.
#14 rake Jan 28, 2009 13:25:40	Hey Rake, maybe that means you shouldn't get it from him. It's a pretty red flag, yes. : P
#15 baneofelves Jan 28, 2009 13:28:34	my definition of normal porn* is a couple of lesbians going at it. *technically, there's no such thing
#16 rake Jan 28, 2009 13:32:10	OK... but what the hell is "normal" porn?!:P Hey... different strokes and all that... *rimshot* Regarding 'what is normal porn': no idea! As far as images go, it's sometimes tricky for me to find body types that I can really, ah, get behind if you know what I mean ha ha ha ha ha. Skinny is no good, and twiggy is awful. I like strength, but I like softness. Basically, I like thick girls, but not girls with big tummies. It's a fine line. Of course, when it comes to real people, I don't discriminate. Big or little, a good woman is hard to find.
#17 baneofelves Jan 28, 2009 13:33:00	Ugh....dude. FEET PORN?! I want nothing to do with that! Or domination! And I've stopped watching porn lately, b/c I get in a huge S-load of trouble if I get caught. And my old man is sneaky. VEERY sneaky. Sory, HATER. :P :D
#18 rake Jan 28, 2009 13:35:10	lol, cute feet are... cute. I wouldn't watch foot porn though. I mean, what's the point?
#19 baneofelves Jan 28, 2009 13:36:34	It's a wierd fetish for wierd people.
#20 moondoggy Jan 28, 2009 13:39:35	Alright HATER, I'm intrigued. Dost thou haveth any... HOT MIDGET AMPUTEE ENGAGING IN NECROPHILIAC BESTIALITY?
#21 baneofelves Jan 28, 2009 13:42:29	Everyone is wierd in their own way, HATER. It's not like it's a bad thing. It's just not everyone's cup o tea. @ Moondoggy: You just made my day. that's hilarious. Wonder if the ORCS are gonna close this down cuz we're talking about adult material? YAY! CoC violations!
#22 rake Jan 28, 2009 13:45:10	Wonder if the ORCS are gonna close this down cuz we're talking about adult material? YAY! CoC violations! I really don't think anybody cares about the OTT at all, lol.
#23 baneofelves Jan 28, 2009 13:47:21	Then let's start religious and political threads!
#24 rake Jan 28, 2009 13:48:59	Huge knockers is my religion. Lo, though I motorboat through the cleavage of doom, my rod and my... rod, they comfort me.
#25 baneofelves Jan 28, 2009 13:50:09	I think I just found a religion that can truly comfort me now.
#26 moondoggy Jan 28, 2009 13:50:33	Then let's start religious and political threads! WHEE! Bash all the Jihadnazistormtroopergenocidesouthafricancannibalkingsappointedbygodidioticincompetentpresidentpopechurch today!!
#27 baneofelves Jan 28, 2009 13:51:09	WHEE! Bash all the Jihadnazistormtroopergenocidesouthafricancannibalkingsappointedbygodidioticincompetentpresidentpopechurch today!! YES!!
#28 moondoggy Jan 28, 2009 13:54:29	WHEE! Bash all the Jihadnazistormtroopergenocidesouthafricancannibalkingsappointedbygodidioticincompetentpresidentpopechurch today!! YES!! FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!
#29 rake Jan 28, 2009 13:56:34	But I have some very exciting "regular" midget stuff... Bridget the Midget, haha. Hilarious, and creepy. Why do I know this stuff?
#30 baneofelves Jan 28, 2009 13:57:59	FOR GREAT JUSTICE!! YES!!!
#31 baneofelves Jan 28, 2009 13:59:04	Hey, this has been fun and all, but those threads will bring nothing but bad and fail. Those are two things I feel very strongly about and I love to argue them, but this RPG forum, even if off-topic, is a bad place for it. Things will get heated and out of control more quickly than its worth... .....It was a joke. I was making fun of the moderators, since they banned religion and politics, but we can talk about feet porn and 2G1C.
#32 rake Jan 28, 2009 14:00:52	.....It was a joke. I was making fun of the moderators, since they banned religion and politics, but we can talk about feet porn and 2G1C. And, you know, midget amputee necrophiliac beastiality. :P
#33 dirtyfrank Jan 28, 2009 14:01:00	Hell Horsey Porn
#34 rake Jan 28, 2009 14:01:36	I was wondering when you'd turn up here again, frank.
#35 baneofelves Jan 28, 2009 14:01:58	And, you know, midget amputee necrophiliac beastiality. :P And Hell Horsey Porn. MMM. That's one smexy horse.
#36 rake Jan 28, 2009 14:02:56	Let's see. What other wacky porn tropes can we talk about.
#37 baneofelves Jan 28, 2009 14:05:15	foe-yay hatesex!
#38 moondoggy Jan 28, 2009 14:06:30	TENTACLES Just like a Cthulhu moustache ride! WHEEE!!
#39 dirtyfrank Jan 28, 2009 14:08:51	I was wondering when you'd turn up here again, frank. As soon as I got out of class.
#40 rake Jan 28, 2009 14:09:52	As soon as I got out of class. You might want to check the Banning Thread ASAP, by the way.
#41 rake Jan 28, 2009 14:11:43	Well, there are a few videos of chicks puking into each others mouths... And you... you own these videos.
#42 baneofelves Jan 28, 2009 14:12:03	yuck! does that actually turn you on?
#43 moondoggy Jan 28, 2009 14:13:10	Yoo-hoo Mr. Big Sexy-sexy! Me wantie face ride, ruv you rong time!
#44 baneofelves Jan 28, 2009 14:17:40	That's a hilarious and frighteninly accurate mockery of asian girls that go for the tentacles.
#45 ADHadh Jan 28, 2009 14:25:00	Here's a message to all of you.
#46 baneofelves Jan 28, 2009 14:26:28	Meh.
#47 rake Jan 28, 2009 14:26:48	Here's a message to all of you. I love that site. I keep it in my favorites so I can rock out to the music and watch the words light up. No joke.
#48 moondoggy Jan 28, 2009 14:28:30	Meh. 2nd'd
#49 dirtyfrank Jan 28, 2009 14:51:40