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#1

KillerGM

Aug 31, 2011 11:37:07
I have no words ...

#2

KillerGM

Aug 31, 2011 11:58:36
They also lie and get things wrong, which I find interesting.
#3

ADHadh

Aug 31, 2011 12:03:39
They also lie and get things wrong, which I find interesting.


Well, that's Cleverbot, the chatbot that has been taught terrible things by internet users. Next time they are probably going to RickRoll each other.

Hey, I remember ZB taught it what was best in life and I corrected him ;)
#4

zombie_babies

Aug 31, 2011 12:11:59
Well, that's Cleverbot, the chatbot that has been taught terrible things by internet users. Next time they are probably going to RickRoll each other.

Hey, I remember ZB taught it what was best in life and I corrected him ;)



Heh, I remember that. 

And yeah, Cleverbot has been totally destroyed by the denizens of teh intertoobz.  That thing never worked right and it certainly doesn't now.  Heh.
#5

LFK

Aug 31, 2011 12:26:13
Together... we are robots.

Poetry. 
#6

Mr_Miscellany

Aug 31, 2011 12:55:15
That video reminds me of the Turing Test.  Maybe they should flip that test on its head: have AIs try to determine if they're talking to a human or an AI.
#7

pigknight

Aug 31, 2011 18:32:04
Mind = blown
#8

trappedslider

Aug 31, 2011 18:47:27
Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 am. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters.
#9

bone_naga

Aug 31, 2011 19:44:22

Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 am. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters.
#10

Klirshon

Aug 31, 2011 20:05:11
Those aren't AIs. They're puppets, tools for human amusement.
#11

Webster

Aug 31, 2011 20:24:39

Nice. It's a video of all message board forums.

Interuption, contradiction, lies, let's bring God into it, arguments, talking past each other...

Yes. Message boards/internet summed up nicely.

#12

Klirshon

Aug 31, 2011 20:25:17
You are inaccurate, human. There are various types of amusement for fleshlings, degrading machines can be one of them. Considering those programs wouldn't be acknowledged as AIs, they are puppets and the humans are metaphorically pulling the strings.
#13

dirtyfrank

Aug 31, 2011 21:40:29

Nice. It's a video of all message board forums.

Interuption, contradiction, lies, let's bring God into it, arguments, talking past each other...

Yes. Message boards/internet summed up nicely.



Pretty much almost. I mean there was no Hitler nuclear bomb used, rickroll or porn used but everything else matches up quite well with all us hooligans on the intertoobz.
#14

Webster

Aug 31, 2011 22:11:17

Nice. It's a video of all message board forums.

Interuption, contradiction, lies, let's bring God into it, arguments, talking past each other...

Yes. Message boards/internet summed up nicely.



Pretty much almost. I mean there was no Hitler nuclear bomb used, rickroll or porn used but everything else matches up quite well with all us hooligans on the intertoobz.



Heh, even name calling. "You are a meanie."
#15

The_Silversword

Sep 01, 2011 0:56:10
The last time I tried cleverbot, it cussed me out, you guys really warped that thing.
#16

toastedamphibian

Sep 01, 2011 3:34:13
Hey, remember all thoes times cleverbot said it was going to come to my house and kill me? Good times...
#17

pluisjen

Sep 01, 2011 4:17:44
In a way, it's more human like this then when it'd be able to have a coherent conversation with a stranger over the internet.
#18

Timmeh

Sep 01, 2011 8:08:38
My Chat with Cleverbot


User: Hello.


Cleverbot: Hola.


User: I am taking a class called Judaism.


Cleverbot: Can you say hello in spanish?


User: No. I can't.


Cleverbot: Really? Let's see, hola!

User: Oh, I guess that was kind of obvious then.

Cleverbot: Nope. I was quite serious.

User: Hola!

Cleverbot: What about an entire sentence in Spanish?

User: I don't like Spanish. Let's talk about a better topic: myself.

Cleverbot: About tv shows?

User: No, about myself.

Cleverbot: You're a ghost then?

User: No. I'm a human being. It's very cool.

Cleverbot: You are a truck.

User: Oh it's roleplaying then? Vroom Vroom!

Cleverbot: I have no idea.

User: Vrroooooooommm!

Cleverbot: Vrroom vrroom vrroom?

User: VROOOOOOOM!

Cleverbot: Truck truck truck truck.

User: *coos at the attention*.

Cleverbot: *wonders what you're doing*.

User: *drives Cleverbot to Walmart*.

Cleverbot: Will you take me with you?

User: That's what I just did!

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Yes I did! We're at Walmart. Go get your groceries and put them in the back!

Cleverbot: But I want to fly. I don't want to go to the movies.

User: I'm a truck, not an airplane or a helicopter. If you wanted me to be a helicopter, you should have said so earlier.

Cleverbot: That is the best response possible. You WIN.
#19

ADHadh

Sep 01, 2011 8:13:02
#20

dirtyfrank

Sep 01, 2011 8:16:24
Hahahaha. Correcting grammar to diss on someone. So typical of internet message board forums.