I accidentally ___ a nuke-a-cola bottle

Post/Author/DateTimePost
#1

chimeratechnology

Dec 12, 2008 19:55:22
Fill in the blank! YAY! Have fun!
#2

batshido

Dec 12, 2008 19:57:02
drank

Now the Strontium is causing my kidneys to fail.
#3

mircoles

Dec 13, 2008 16:47:52
snorted

Ooooo the fizzy pain
#4

brotherjgizmo

Dec 13, 2008 17:14:35
married
#5

balcinok

Dec 14, 2008 2:11:49
Chugged

That pretty much gave me diabetes right there.
#6

Lord_Ventnor

Dec 14, 2008 4:30:58
unleashed

... Guys, don't look, but the punpocalypse may be upon us.
#7

ADHadh

Dec 14, 2008 7:04:37
ate

It was not as painful as it will be when it decides to leave.
#8

webby140

Dec 14, 2008 9:09:35
blank? What are you talking about?

I accidentally the whole nuka-cola bottle. Is that bad??
#9

terronus

Dec 14, 2008 13:25:56
fell in love with. I thought it was pepsi-nuke, I swear.
#10

chimeratechnology

Dec 14, 2008 17:32:28
ate

It was not as painful as it will be when it decides to leave.

o wow...
#11

zombie_babies

Dec 15, 2008 8:55:32
sat on

Boy, is my ass red ...
#12

Cpt_Micha

Dec 15, 2008 9:03:34
Zb took mine!

I accidentally dropped it... glowy mess everywhere.
#13

Johnathan_Vagabond

Dec 15, 2008 10:02:01
...left sitting on the stove...

My home is now a mushroom cloud.
#14

zombie_babies

Dec 15, 2008 10:03:32
buttered

Why'dya think Micha dropped it? :P
#15

Cpt_Micha

Dec 15, 2008 10:06:40
let the dog lick up the mess

Now he's looking at us funny Zb. You better find that shotgun.
#16

chimeratechnology

Dec 15, 2008 19:54:16
sat on

Boy, is my ass red ...

two things:

1. Lol

2. when did the forum start allowing cursing? is this a new thing for them?
#17

shinikama

Dec 15, 2008 19:57:29
Fell in

Don't ask how...
#18

The_White_Sorcerer

Dec 15, 2008 22:30:02
warped

when did the forum start allowing cursing? is this a new thing for them?

"Ass" has always been allowed. Propably because it means "donkey." Which means I chuckle or sigh everytime someone types @ss or something like that.

EDIT: Interesting note: I originally used dollar signs after the at sign, and the boards actually cencored it.
#19

baneofelves

Dec 15, 2008 23:07:05
sniffed
#20

ranger_reg

Dec 15, 2008 23:25:56
sat on

Boy, is my ass red ...

The cheeks or the orifice? :evillaugh
#21

ranger_reg

Dec 15, 2008 23:27:10
sniffed

Hopefully NOT Zombie_Babies bottle, the one that went up his... ;)
#22

baneofelves

Dec 15, 2008 23:48:55
ahh.
#23

paul_profession_baker

Dec 16, 2008 2:22:42
made

Don't let theoreticians help in the nuclear labs...
#24

Lord_Ventnor

Dec 16, 2008 2:32:49
defeated

I just saved you all! Be thankful!
#25

balcinok

Dec 16, 2008 2:38:26
defeated

I just saved you all! Be thankful!

lost

Great, now I have abandonment issues.
#26

zombie_babies

Dec 16, 2008 8:50:52
Since "sat on" was such a hit ...

mated with

What? I tripped and sorta ... uhh ... "fell" in. Honest!
#27

shinikama

Dec 16, 2008 9:45:22
Hmmm... wonder what would happen

dropped a mentos in

-hides behind a lead shield-
#28

Cpt_Micha

Dec 16, 2008 10:37:34
I mixed it with Pepsi.

See, Zb tripped as he was running from the dog... I saw the whole thing.. unfortunately. I'm still trying to figure out how he wound up missing pants.
#29

zombie_babies

Dec 16, 2008 11:33:27
That makes two of us ... I miss my pants!
#30

baneofelves

Dec 16, 2008 11:44:21
ZB, go running around in a mall now. DO IT!! :D
#31

The_White_Sorcerer

Dec 16, 2008 11:58:15
I mixed it with Pepsi.

"I accidentally mixed it a nuke-a-cola bottle?" What does that even mean.

"mixed Pepsi with" would've made more sense.
#32

Cpt_Micha

Dec 16, 2008 12:56:57
I'm too horrified by Zb mating with the bottle to make sense.
#33

zombie_babies

Dec 16, 2008 13:11:56
I'm too horrified by Zb mating with the bottle ...

You should ask the bottle how it feels. Poor li'l bottle. But it shouldn't have looked at me like that. What am I? Made of stone? I mean ... c'mon!

To keep up with the strangeness:

cheated on

It was late, I was drunk and the Fanta girls are hot. Well, at least the purple one is. Mmmm. Purple.
#34

Cpt_Micha

Dec 16, 2008 13:19:05
crapped on a nuke-a-cola bottle.

I really needed to go off the side of a bridge. Poor thing was wandering aimlessly and was in the "line of fire"
#35

shinikama

Dec 16, 2008 13:52:31
opened a small business with

What? He had a good idea. He just needed the money to do it with.

Radroaches as pets CAN'T be a bad idea. It's not our fault if they don't train then.
#36

Johnathan_Vagabond

Dec 17, 2008 9:04:01
Hmmm... wonder what would happen

dropped a mentos in

-hides behind a lead shield-

hahaha

spilled it on the floor
The dog lapped it up, but that's ok. Both heads are really cute.
#37

Johnathan_Vagabond

Dec 17, 2008 9:05:32
"I accidentally mixed it a nuke-a-cola bottle?" What does that even mean.

"mixed Pepsi with" would've made more sense.

Shouldn't it be something like nuka-pepsi or pepsitope?
#38

Cpt_Micha

Dec 18, 2008 10:59:17
detonated I didn't know they'd be so explosive!
#39

ranger_reg

Dec 19, 2008 4:47:03
Since "sat on" was such a hit ...

mated with

What? I tripped and sorta ... uhh ... "fell" in. Honest!

First it was warm apple pie, then an oboe, and now this.

What's wrong with good old-fashioned socks?
#40

zombie_babies

Dec 19, 2008 8:15:22
First it was warm apple pie, then an oboe, and now this.

What's wrong with good old-fashioned socks?

They get all ... gooey. And that just doesn't feel good on your toes.
#41

Cpt_Micha

Dec 19, 2008 9:15:08
ew. Why would anyone want to ruin perfectly good socks that way?

tissues people...tissues. Sheesh.

lost It was here a second ago!
#42

zombie_babies

Dec 19, 2008 9:20:29
ew. Why would anyone want to ruin perfectly good socks that way?

tissues people...tissues. Sheesh.

lost It was here a second ago!

Yep. Tissues ftw. Has anyone actually tried the stranger? How'd that go?

spackled

Don't ask ...

EDIT: It's sad that I'm still like this (in the real world, too) at the age of 30. I need help. For reals.
#43

ixien_kothar

Dec 19, 2008 9:36:12
spanked

The bottle deserved it though. "Bad bottle, BAD!!!"