I am really starting to hate football

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#1

TheMonk

Jun 11, 2009 17:44:34
There are 2 things that bother me. Let's start with the first one. It's famous football players...

They are always in a relationship with a model. After a couple of months they break up. A week later he has another model girlfriend. They break up. He finds another model girlfriend. Round and round it goes... These players don't do it for the love of the game. Heck they don't even do it for the money once they acquire some. They just want one thing. P****. We all know it. And it's disgusting.

The thing is, well...(and I apologize in advance for my language, but I just cannot stomach it so I have to say it), they're male *****s...And it's disgusting. Why people like these footballers is beyond me, because I find them disgusting. What do their families think about this? If I had a son and he was like that, I would be ashamed of him.

Famous footballers are a farce, a joke. They are the same as the stereotypical high school jock who wants a girlfriend, and always goes for the hottest cheerleader, who also happens to be the most popular girl in school. They're like teenage boys who only date girls they think will sleep with them, and if she doesn't, they just switch girlfriends. I knew a guy like that in high school, and he's the most disgusting person I ever saw. You don't want to get me started on him...

So, why does this bother me, you ask? Truthfully, it doesn't bother me at all. I couldn't care less about them or the women they date. So what is the point of this thread? Here it comes.

It's a personal pet peeve of mine and I am going effing crazy about it.

I'm a fighter. A martial artist, if you will. Call it as you wish. I'm in great shape because I train a lot and it shows. When people talk to me, and when I mention my training (I never say I train martial arts because, well, trust me you don't wanna be saying that to anyone, you'll only get grief because of it), EVERYONE, and I really mean EVERYONE, ALWAYS, WITHOUT any exception whatsoever, asks me this one question that I have heard about 100 times before: "Do you train football?".

And I go f****** crazy. Football is like a god damn disease. When I mention training, I always get that god damn question and it's driving me crazy. What bothers me is that people instantly assume that I am the stereotypical young Zidane wannabe, a 20 year old kid who watches too many football games and whose only goal later in life is to date models, because let's face it, that's the image people have of football players. It's not far from the truth either.

The thing is, it's disgusting. I don't want people to look at me like that. An unknown man once entered the gas station I work at, and within 2 minutes he says "you're a fighter, aren't you?" I was surprised, and it was certainly refreshing to hear that among all the "Are you a footballer?" questions. When I asked him how he knew, he told me it shows in my eyes.

I guess I just have to vent about this because it's driving me crazy, I hate the stereotypical footballers who date models all the time, because that's the image people have of me when they assume I train football too. And it's disgusting, and I dislike it very much.

And no, I don't have long hair. Don't even start with that...
#2

pigknight

Jun 11, 2009 17:46:18
I thought it didn't bug you?

And way to stereotype. *Clap, clap.*
#3

RUMPLESTIX

Jun 11, 2009 17:51:02
So, is Zidane a quarterback or something? :P
#4

TheMonk

Jun 11, 2009 17:54:07
I thought it didn't bug you?

And way to stereotype. *Clap, clap.*

What's that supposed to mean lol?

Read my post carefully, then you'll know what bugs me and what doesn't. I believe you misunderstood

So, is Zidane a quarterback or something?

Don't get funny with me, you know what I meant
#5

pigknight

Jun 11, 2009 17:55:46
You see, you say that it doesn't bother you, but if you believed footballers were different you would view it as a compliment.
#6

crofter

Jun 11, 2009 17:55:56
Very funny, STIX. :P

He was (is) a mid-fielder, though retired.
And plays soccer, as you might've guessed. ;)

EDIT: Ninja'd again.
#7

TheMonk

Jun 11, 2009 17:57:55
You see, you say that it doesn't bother you, but if you believed footballers were different you would view it as a compliment.

As I said above, it doesn't bother me what the footballers do with their lives, but it bothers me when people think I am similar.

Edit: Yes, it's soccer, not american football, sorry of it confused some people, but we here say football, so...my apologies
#8

RUMPLESTIX

Jun 11, 2009 18:12:48
As I said above, it doesn't bother me what the footballers do with their lives, but it bothers me when people think I am similar.

Edit: Yes, it's soccer, not american football, sorry of it confused some people, but we here say football, so...my apologies

No confusion here.

I just couldn't pass up the opportunity to play on the wording.
#9

TheMonk

Jun 11, 2009 18:14:12
No confusion here.

I just couldn't pass up the opportunity to play on the wording.

Well played sir, well played
#10

toastedamphibian

Jun 11, 2009 18:17:46
Try to look more like a linebacker then. That way people will ask when your plannign to move to america or something....... (Not that American Football players are all great people either.)
#11

darkwing_bmf

Jun 11, 2009 18:26:08
EVERYONE, ALWAYS, WITHOUT any exception whatsoever, asks me this one question that I have heard about 100 times before: "Do you train football?".

You can:

a) Move to America. Soccer isn't really that popular here.

b) Tell them you train to kill people (and you hate being associated with footballers).

c) Hakuna Matata. Don't worry, be happy. Just relax, enjoy life and stop worrying what other people think.
#12

EscherEnigma

Jun 11, 2009 18:28:16
So you're just really upset that people stereotype you based on your appearance and a smidgen of knowledge?
#13

TheMonk

Jun 11, 2009 18:33:02
Try to look more like a linebacker then. That way people will ask when your plannign to move to america or something....... (Not that American Football players are all great people either.)

How the hell do you look like a linebacker lol?

You can:

a) Move to America. Soccer isn't really that popular here.

Not really keen on moving to another continent just because some people are simple minded :P

Tell them you train to kill people (and you hate being associated with footballers).

Believe it or not, that's EXACTLY what I've been telling people lately, only as a joke though.

c) Hakuna Matata. Don't worry, be happy. Just relax, enjoy life and stop worrying what other people think.

Guess that's best I can do. I just needed to vent because I just hate the whole soccer thing. Never been a fan of it. Heck, I'm a fighter, and I don't even watch K1 or UFC...but maybe that's just because it doesn't make much sense to watch it anyway. Although I do take a look at a fight or two on youtube every now and then.
#14

TheMonk

Jun 11, 2009 18:35:18
So you're just really upset that people stereotype you based on your appearance and a smidgen of knowledge?

I don't understand what my appearance has to do with it :P I don't look like a soccer player. How do you "look" like a soccer player anyway, what's appearance got to do with it?
#15

toastedamphibian

Jun 11, 2009 18:45:27
Soccer Player:
IMAGE(http://elementaryteacher.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/soccer-player.jpg)

Linebacker:
IMAGE(http://www.worldathletes.com/sports_biographies/images/Ray_lewis.jpg)

See the diffrence?
#16

archyneir

Jun 11, 2009 18:51:18
Well, that right there is the problem. You're watching Handball, not actually Football. Football players, while much rowdier and often violent, have not yet been seen to do nothing but chase after little stick-figure women wit eating disorders. Not too mention, real Football is so much more entertaining and requires more skill to play then Handball does. :P
#17

TheMonk

Jun 11, 2009 19:03:31
Well I don't know much about any of the sports, except that soccer is overrated and people play it to get women lol :P
#18

EscherEnigma

Jun 11, 2009 19:09:17
I don't understand what my appearance has to do with it :P I don't look like a soccer player. How do you "look" like a soccer player anyway, what's appearance got to do with it?

Uh, you're the one that said people were asking you if you were training for [soccer] based on your appearance (that is, being in "great shape").
#19

toastedamphibian

Jun 11, 2009 19:12:08
Yah. And if you look like a 250lb line backer, noone is going to ask you if your training to be a soccer player.
#20

TheMonk

Jun 11, 2009 19:37:56
Uh, you're the one that said people were asking you if you were training for [soccer] based on your appearance (that is, being in "great shape").

Bah...I'm confused too. I don't know if it's got to do with my appearance or with me mentioning "training". Everyone just seems to assume you're a soccer player lol
#21

annoyinglizardvoice

Jun 11, 2009 19:41:00
I've always had a low opinion of pro footballers.
#22

Greater_Lammasu

Jun 11, 2009 22:33:32
I deal by just not caring about sports at all.
#23

Reg06

Jun 12, 2009 1:51:17
They are the same as the stereotypical high school jock who wants a girlfriend, and always goes for the hottest cheerleader, who also happens to be the most popular girl in school. They're like teenage boys who only date girls they think will sleep with them, and if she doesn't, they just switch girlfriends.

And why is that bad? If both parties are concenting, and neither party hides their intentions, why is that a bad thing?
I'll completely agree that professional athletes are grossly overpaid, and on the whole, not likable people. But you are getting awfully worked up because you have the same athletic build as people who make a living being in great shape.
#24

addle-cove-anarchist

Jun 12, 2009 6:01:15
tragedija
#25

falstyr

Jun 12, 2009 6:09:57
Very funny, STIX. :P

He was (is) a mid-fielder, though retired.
And plays soccer, as you might've guessed. ;)

EDIT: Ninja'd again.

You have Football and American Football. Just because Americans call Football Soccer doesn't make it right. It makes it rather...stupid actually. The game has been called Football before American Football was even around. American Football isn't even interesting...just play rugby.

As for the TS. Famous people hang with famous people. Most famous people aren't the most intelligent and usually are among the best looking people. The first paragraph isn't just about sports, but also related to movies and music etc.

Football is one of the most important sports in Europe. So it isn't odd that people assume you play that sport as well when you have an athletic body. Just say you play tennis or hockey (No not ice hockey...proper hockey) (also pretty big sports in europe) just to mess with them.

My problem is more that pro athletes, singers, movie stars are making way too much money for what they deliver. Especially with athletes. If it were me I'd cut down their income by half and put the other half into the things around the team. As in...the club itself.
#26

joni-san

Jun 12, 2009 6:50:36
FYI, the American sport is called Armour Rugby.
#27

zombie_babies

Jun 12, 2009 8:08:46
I don't see any problem with a footballer or soccer player or whatever goin' out an' gettin' laid. There's an old saying describing youthful males: Young, dumb an' full of ***. Thing is, once you add in decent looks and ungodly amounts of money (well, all you really need is the cash), they ain't full of *** for long. :P

Guys don't play professional sports to get laid. They play 'em cuz they get PAID. PAID, son! The ***** is a bonus. ;) Hell, some guys play because they love the game, too. Though if you paid 'em McDonald's wages I'd imagine that their love would wane ...
#28

darkwing_bmf

Jun 12, 2009 8:34:04
Bah...I'm confused too. I don't know if it's got to do with my appearance or with me mentioning "training". Everyone just seems to assume you're a soccer player lol

Hmm... instead of saying "training" maybe say you play dungeons and dragons.
#29

TheMonk

Jun 12, 2009 13:36:15
And why is that bad? If both parties are concenting, and neither party hides their intentions, why is that a bad thing?
I'll completely agree that professional athletes are grossly overpaid, and on the whole, not likable people. But you are getting awfully worked up because you have the same athletic build as people who make a living being in great shape.

Yeah I know, but what bothers me is that everyone simply assumes you play soccer, like no other sport in the world exists. I just don't like it when people are so narrow minded. I guess I needed to vent, but I'm better now :P Still, I don't like it. People need to develop some imagination lol.

I don't see any problem with a footballer or soccer player or whatever goin' out an' gettin' laid. There's an old saying describing youthful males: Young, dumb an' full of ***. Thing is, once you add in decent looks and ungodly amounts of money (well, all you really need is the cash), they ain't full of *** for long

I don't see a problem either, nor do I care about what they do. My problem is that I am being associated with that kind of behavior, which is not really a compliment for me. It's disgusting. I know I used this word a lot of times, but that's the best word to describe it.

Guys don't play professional sports to get laid. They play 'em cuz they get PAID. PAID, son! The ***** is a bonus. Hell, some guys play because they love the game, too. Though if you paid 'em McDonald's wages I'd imagine that their love would wane ...

At first yes, they wanna get paid. When they get paid and have enough money, it's only about one thing in the end really. It's not like you need billions, heck a few millions will do. After that, as I said, it's only about one thing in the end...Respect to the players who really do it for the love of the game, they are few and far between.

Football is one of the most important sports in Europe. So it isn't odd that people assume you play that sport as well when you have an athletic body. Just say you play tennis or hockey (No not ice hockey...proper hockey) (also pretty big sports in europe) just to mess with them.

I was thinking about messing with people and telling them I'm a ballet dancer lol. Heck, if Van Damme can get away with it why not me :P

You could tell them soccor really sucks, and to get a life.

Who knows what I'll resort to lol.
#30

awestriker

Jun 12, 2009 19:28:37
No telling how this will work, but seeing as these are the D&D boards:

John Madden: Dungeon Master. Please go look it up. (Tried to post URL, but posting ph41led)

Could help. Could hurt. A lot. I don't know. I just find it hilarious.